Entertainment: My house collapsed and I was forced to start making movies
Chapter 21 Geneva, Refund!
Chapter 21 Geneva, Refund!
Under Zhuang Qiang's 'friendly' prompt, the reporters immediately understood how to write this interview.
Of course, in order to express his "reasonable" gratitude to the reporters, Zhuang Qiang stuffed each of them with a big red envelope.
Feeling the thickness of the red envelope, the reporters expressed that they would report this interview well.
So, the interview was released, and this was what was presented to the audience.
[Director Tong said Liu Yifei is an absolute winner, and her name is above the lead actor. 】
[Liu Yifei admitted to starring]
[The C position of the poster is Liu Yifei]
[Tong Guan and Liu Yifei’s first film collaboration]
[The male protagonist admits that Liu Yifei’s rank is higher than him]
Well, there seems to be no problem at all, it matches the movie.
But this is not the case in the eyes of the audience, especially Liu Yifei's fans.
"I knew that my sister must have cooperated with Tong Guan, otherwise it would not have been possible for Tong Guan to use her for publicity last time."
"Oh, you used our sister for publicity last time. Do you know how to compensate this time?"
"It's impossible for our sister to be taken advantage of for nothing!"
"My sister is also attending the road show this time, it must be true!"
"On New Year's Day, let's go to the cinema to support my sister!"
Fans of Liu Yifei said they found it very useful.
Because judging from the reports, it seems that Tong Guan gave in this time and gave Liu Yifei an absolute role and role.
But passers-by won't let them be so happy.
"Who knows, what if it's another use?"
"That's right, if it were anyone else, it would definitely not happen, but not necessarily with Tong Guan."
"I want to see if Tong Guan has really changed his ways."
"If there is a first time, there will be a second time. I think this time it is Tongguan's fault."
"Tong Guan is a good salesman. I don't believe he is telling the truth this time."
"Ha, I want to go and see if Tong Guan is telling the truth as soon as possible this time."
Although many passers-by also know that at this point, Tong Guan and Liu Yifei are most likely really collaborating, and Liu Yifei is also involved.
But they still keep talking.
Fans of Liu Yifei are disgusting in every possible way.
Who told the two sides to have had a fight on the Internet before?
At this time, a netizen posted a photo, saying that the theater in his city had replaced Liu Yifei's poster, which was an absolute C-level one.
Now those netizens who want to be harsh can no longer do so.
Everyone can only scold Tongguan for not living up to expectations, are you giving in now?
How long has it been?
Anyway, hold on a little longer!
Liu Yifei's fans are like a group of victorious little hens, and they all expressed that they would go to the cinema on New Year's Day to support her sister's new movie.
Mu Er is a professional film reviewer.
As early as ten days ago, he saw the promotion of "Crazy Racing".
Because this time it was still a crazy series, and the director was Tong Guan, who had previously set a domestic box office record, so he was very interested.
Even went to a road show.
But after visiting the scene, he discovered that something was wrong.
Especially Liu Yifei's performance.
Although he is cooperating, it seems a bit reluctant.
When answering reporters' questions, he even said one sentence to the left and the other to the right.So he became more interested in "Crazy Racing".
He went out to the cinema at six o'clock in the morning on New Year's Day to see what the movie was really like.
After buying a ticket and sitting down, Mu Er looked around.
The occupancy rate is at least 90.00%.
Many people are even discussing Liu Yifei's identity this time.
After all, she is wearing a suit on the poster, looking beautiful and dashing.
It seems that they are all fans of Liu Yifei.
Mu Er thought in his mind.
Soon, the movie started, and the familiar 'Black Skin' appeared in everyone's eyes.
The movie progressed slowly, characters appeared one after another, and stories unfolded, making the audience laugh continuously.
When the waiter played by Liu Yifei appeared on the scene, there was a small exclamation in the venue.
Everyone has expectations for her and wants to see her performance.
But as the plot progressed, everyone discovered something was wrong.
Why are there so few scenes of Liu Yifei?
Not even as good as that fat woman?
Is it the finale?Is there going to be a big reversal later?
With this doubt, everyone finished watching the movie.
Perhaps the middle story was too funny, and many people even forgot about the character Liu Yifei.
It wasn't until the end of the movie that everyone finally came to their senses.
They were deceived again!
"Geneva, refund your money!!!"
Some grumpy fans yelled for refunds on the spot.
At this time, the movie began to end, and everyone finally saw the huge words in the first line of the cast list.
Special appearance: Liu Yifei
"Fuck, idiot Tong Guan is lying again!"
"Geneva, Tongguan, are you still a human being?"
"I was really fooled. I stayed up all night just to watch the first movie!"
"Me too, I stayed up all night just to watch the first show!"
"Tong Guan, you are a bitch!"
"."
The venue was filled with curses on Tong Guan.
At this time, Mu Er looked strange.
He seemed to understand why Liu Yifei was not so willing when she performed on the road before.
I now understand why she was so arrogant in answering reporters' questions.
It turns out that she was just a special guest.
After leaving the cinema, Mu Er returned home immediately.
Taking out the notebook he recorded while watching the movie, Mu Er turned on his computer and started writing a review of "Crazy Racing".
The first time I watched "Crazy Racing" in the morning, there was a touching scene after the film - I mean, if I were the director Tong Guan who guest-starred as a taxi driver in the film, I would definitely be 'touched' by the scene before me. .
Like most domestic theaters, the audience had to stand up and leave as soon as the lights came on, but the credits still included the content of the scene. Almost everyone watched the movie standing, some in front of the screen and some on the aisles and stairs. superior.After the movie has finished explaining the fate of the characters (actually it has nothing to do with the overall situation), until the big word "end" appears.
Next, let me talk about my feelings after watching this movie in detail. First of all,
In the film
especially.
Apart from the bicycle races at the beginning and end, most of the film is about murder and drug dealing.
Most of the characters are crazy and extremely funny.The frustrated and unlucky driver Geng Hao wants to send his master off for the last ride, the gangster gang plans to finish their work and return to Wanwan, a profiteer plans to kill his wife and seize the wealth, two stupid thieves want to make a killing, and a pair of gangsters hope to solve a major case. People's Police... The story consists of many branches and contains more than a dozen characters. With racing and explosions, the level of craziness is indeed far beyond that of "Stone".
After watching this movie, I just want to say that Tong Guan's era has arrived, and his comedy style will surely sweep the entire domestic film industry.
Finally, I would like to complain that this time it is still a scam. Liu Yifei is indeed a good actor, but she only appeared in a special role. The total footage does not exceed 1 minute and the lines do not exceed five lines. When the movie ended, I saw many Liu Yifei fans. Scolding Tongguan, hahahaha.
(End of this chapter)
Under Zhuang Qiang's 'friendly' prompt, the reporters immediately understood how to write this interview.
Of course, in order to express his "reasonable" gratitude to the reporters, Zhuang Qiang stuffed each of them with a big red envelope.
Feeling the thickness of the red envelope, the reporters expressed that they would report this interview well.
So, the interview was released, and this was what was presented to the audience.
[Director Tong said Liu Yifei is an absolute winner, and her name is above the lead actor. 】
[Liu Yifei admitted to starring]
[The C position of the poster is Liu Yifei]
[Tong Guan and Liu Yifei’s first film collaboration]
[The male protagonist admits that Liu Yifei’s rank is higher than him]
Well, there seems to be no problem at all, it matches the movie.
But this is not the case in the eyes of the audience, especially Liu Yifei's fans.
"I knew that my sister must have cooperated with Tong Guan, otherwise it would not have been possible for Tong Guan to use her for publicity last time."
"Oh, you used our sister for publicity last time. Do you know how to compensate this time?"
"It's impossible for our sister to be taken advantage of for nothing!"
"My sister is also attending the road show this time, it must be true!"
"On New Year's Day, let's go to the cinema to support my sister!"
Fans of Liu Yifei said they found it very useful.
Because judging from the reports, it seems that Tong Guan gave in this time and gave Liu Yifei an absolute role and role.
But passers-by won't let them be so happy.
"Who knows, what if it's another use?"
"That's right, if it were anyone else, it would definitely not happen, but not necessarily with Tong Guan."
"I want to see if Tong Guan has really changed his ways."
"If there is a first time, there will be a second time. I think this time it is Tongguan's fault."
"Tong Guan is a good salesman. I don't believe he is telling the truth this time."
"Ha, I want to go and see if Tong Guan is telling the truth as soon as possible this time."
Although many passers-by also know that at this point, Tong Guan and Liu Yifei are most likely really collaborating, and Liu Yifei is also involved.
But they still keep talking.
Fans of Liu Yifei are disgusting in every possible way.
Who told the two sides to have had a fight on the Internet before?
At this time, a netizen posted a photo, saying that the theater in his city had replaced Liu Yifei's poster, which was an absolute C-level one.
Now those netizens who want to be harsh can no longer do so.
Everyone can only scold Tongguan for not living up to expectations, are you giving in now?
How long has it been?
Anyway, hold on a little longer!
Liu Yifei's fans are like a group of victorious little hens, and they all expressed that they would go to the cinema on New Year's Day to support her sister's new movie.
Mu Er is a professional film reviewer.
As early as ten days ago, he saw the promotion of "Crazy Racing".
Because this time it was still a crazy series, and the director was Tong Guan, who had previously set a domestic box office record, so he was very interested.
Even went to a road show.
But after visiting the scene, he discovered that something was wrong.
Especially Liu Yifei's performance.
Although he is cooperating, it seems a bit reluctant.
When answering reporters' questions, he even said one sentence to the left and the other to the right.So he became more interested in "Crazy Racing".
He went out to the cinema at six o'clock in the morning on New Year's Day to see what the movie was really like.
After buying a ticket and sitting down, Mu Er looked around.
The occupancy rate is at least 90.00%.
Many people are even discussing Liu Yifei's identity this time.
After all, she is wearing a suit on the poster, looking beautiful and dashing.
It seems that they are all fans of Liu Yifei.
Mu Er thought in his mind.
Soon, the movie started, and the familiar 'Black Skin' appeared in everyone's eyes.
The movie progressed slowly, characters appeared one after another, and stories unfolded, making the audience laugh continuously.
When the waiter played by Liu Yifei appeared on the scene, there was a small exclamation in the venue.
Everyone has expectations for her and wants to see her performance.
But as the plot progressed, everyone discovered something was wrong.
Why are there so few scenes of Liu Yifei?
Not even as good as that fat woman?
Is it the finale?Is there going to be a big reversal later?
With this doubt, everyone finished watching the movie.
Perhaps the middle story was too funny, and many people even forgot about the character Liu Yifei.
It wasn't until the end of the movie that everyone finally came to their senses.
They were deceived again!
"Geneva, refund your money!!!"
Some grumpy fans yelled for refunds on the spot.
At this time, the movie began to end, and everyone finally saw the huge words in the first line of the cast list.
Special appearance: Liu Yifei
"Fuck, idiot Tong Guan is lying again!"
"Geneva, Tongguan, are you still a human being?"
"I was really fooled. I stayed up all night just to watch the first movie!"
"Me too, I stayed up all night just to watch the first show!"
"Tong Guan, you are a bitch!"
"."
The venue was filled with curses on Tong Guan.
At this time, Mu Er looked strange.
He seemed to understand why Liu Yifei was not so willing when she performed on the road before.
I now understand why she was so arrogant in answering reporters' questions.
It turns out that she was just a special guest.
After leaving the cinema, Mu Er returned home immediately.
Taking out the notebook he recorded while watching the movie, Mu Er turned on his computer and started writing a review of "Crazy Racing".
The first time I watched "Crazy Racing" in the morning, there was a touching scene after the film - I mean, if I were the director Tong Guan who guest-starred as a taxi driver in the film, I would definitely be 'touched' by the scene before me. .
Like most domestic theaters, the audience had to stand up and leave as soon as the lights came on, but the credits still included the content of the scene. Almost everyone watched the movie standing, some in front of the screen and some on the aisles and stairs. superior.After the movie has finished explaining the fate of the characters (actually it has nothing to do with the overall situation), until the big word "end" appears.
Next, let me talk about my feelings after watching this movie in detail. First of all,
In the film
especially.
Apart from the bicycle races at the beginning and end, most of the film is about murder and drug dealing.
Most of the characters are crazy and extremely funny.The frustrated and unlucky driver Geng Hao wants to send his master off for the last ride, the gangster gang plans to finish their work and return to Wanwan, a profiteer plans to kill his wife and seize the wealth, two stupid thieves want to make a killing, and a pair of gangsters hope to solve a major case. People's Police... The story consists of many branches and contains more than a dozen characters. With racing and explosions, the level of craziness is indeed far beyond that of "Stone".
After watching this movie, I just want to say that Tong Guan's era has arrived, and his comedy style will surely sweep the entire domestic film industry.
Finally, I would like to complain that this time it is still a scam. Liu Yifei is indeed a good actor, but she only appeared in a special role. The total footage does not exceed 1 minute and the lines do not exceed five lines. When the movie ended, I saw many Liu Yifei fans. Scolding Tongguan, hahahaha.
(End of this chapter)
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