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Chapter 140 Stage accident?
Chapter 140 Stage accident?
The @ from netizens is not useless at all.
Tong Guan received a text message from Liu Yifei while still watching the Spring Festival Gala.
"Are you hyping up the newcomers again?"
"Ah."
"Then you're not going back tonight?"
"Go back, take her back with you."
"Oh."
The dialogue is simple and weird.
In front of his girlfriend, he said that he would take another girl home.
The tauren had to call out "big brother" after seeing it.
After the conversation ended, Tong Guan set his sights on the stage.
At this time, a song and dance program just ended, and a familiar host face came on stage.
"As everyone knows, at the beginning of last year, something not very friendly happened."
"Oh? What's the matter?"
"During the filming of the movie by our famous director Tong Guan, the crew encountered a collective fight!"
"Is there still such a thing?"
"Yes, the world is declining and people's hearts are not as old as they used to be. The key is that the team that touches porcelain are all old people!"
"It's disgusting!"
"Then the question is, if you meet an old man who falls in life, will you help him or not?"
"I can't answer this question."
"Yes, we want to express our goodwill, but we are also worried that our goodwill will be taken advantage of by bad people, whether to help or not. This is a question worth pondering. Next, let us enjoy the skit by Sheng Teng and Mary. Help or not!”
"."
Along with a burst of applause, Sheng Teng's figure appeared on the stage.
This skit is the program that Tong Guan approached the Spring Festival Gala program team to discuss six months ago.
In order to achieve the best effect, Tong Guan also brought in Mary, Sheng Teng's previous stage play partner.
Although Mary is not well-known in the entertainment industry, she is still very popular when it comes to stage plays.
Even without Tong Guan's interference, she would be able to perform on the Spring Festival Gala stage in two years.
And this sketch has the blessing of the Tong Guan incident, and the screenwriter is Tong Guan.
As a result, many people became interested when they saw this sketch, and there were a lot of people discussing it on Weibo.
"Good guy, Tong Guan is so vindictive. He directly brought what happened last year to the Spring Festival Gala stage!"
"Yes, the starring role is still an artist from their company, and the screenwriter is Tong Guan himself."
"Interesting, children's related sketches are also involved."
"I guess I just dabbled a little bit. What happened last year, I just went to the Spring Festival Gala this year. I guess Tong Guan wrote this script for more than a year."
"In terms of time, this should be the longest script Tong Guan has written?"
"Let me see how Tong Guan's sketch script goes!"
"As a fan of Tong Guan, my eyes are all on Sheng Teng. My intuition tells me that this script is not revenge, but written by Tong Guan for Sheng Teng."
"+1"
"."
On the stage, Sheng Teng's performance continued.
Perhaps it was a reflection of real events, but many people in the audience were a little unable to laugh.
The atmosphere seemed a bit tense.
This made Tong Guan frown slightly.
No, no, no, no, no, no smile!
If you don't laugh, then my plan has failed!
Just like that, time passed minute by minute.
"Auntie, if we don't help this person when he falls, won't that person's heart collapse? If people's hearts fall, we won't be able to help him up even if we want to... Come on, auntie, let's go to the hospital!"
As Sheng Teng's classic line appeared, there was a burst of applause from the audience!
"it is good!!!"
Tong Guan glanced at the person who agreed.
It was an old man sitting in the front row.
Very familiar.
His words directly broke the awkwardness of the scene, and everyone in the audience began to applaud.
The originally tense atmosphere suddenly disappeared, and everyone laughed.
This sudden change startled Sheng Teng on the stage, leaving him stunned for a few seconds.
This time Tong Guan was frightened.
Brother, it’s almost over. Don’t have a stage accident at this time!
Not only Tongguan, but also many people present were frightened by Sheng Teng's reaction.
Mary's forehead started to break out in cold sweat.
If there weren't so many people staring at her, she would have wanted to remind Sheng Teng.
Fortunately, Sheng Teng responded quickly.
"What are you yelling about? It scares me. Isn't it very common for people of our generation to like to do good deeds? It's so weird to yell and scream."
After saying that, Sheng Teng finished the skit according to the original script.
And as he said these words, the applause from the audience became even more enthusiastic.
The skit ended perfectly, and Tong Guan also wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.
If Sheng had an accident on stage at the last moment, Tong Guan could bury him alive.
Didn't you see the consequences of the last accident? There was a fight backstage!
On this kind of stage, an accident basically means that your acting career has been passed.
That's right, it's that outrageous.
The person above frowned, and the person below frowned for a week.
Thinking about it, Tong Guan also took out his mobile phone, wanting to see the reactions of netizens.
At this time, a group of entries quietly appeared on Weibo's hot search list.
[When people’s hearts fall, they can’t be helped up! 】
Under this entry are all discussions about Sheng Teng's sketch "To Help or Not to Help" tonight.It's just the direction of the comments. It's a bit weird.
"I thought Tong Guan would never eat patriotic food in his life, hee hee."
"Strictly speaking, this is a good work. It has laughs and reflections, and the plot is okay."
"The child finally lowered his noble head and started eating patriotic food."
"The more positive Tongzhu shows, the more afraid I am of what big action he will make in his new movie!"
"It's been two years since I let the bullets fly. Isn't Tongzhu still reflecting on it? Isn't there something shameful about his new movie? He's going to be patriotic to buff himself in advance?"
Before this year, all Spring Festival Gala skits were purely funny and did not add any other factors.
But the sketch that Sheng Teng dedicated this time was slightly sublimated at the end.
This was beyond the expectations of many viewers.
But they can accept it, after all, it is the first time they have seen such a skit on the Spring Festival Gala stage.
Coupled with Tong Guan's previous 'criminal record', everyone felt that he was showing his loyalty.
Understandable!
However, seeing the comments from netizens, Tong Guan's heart skipped a beat.
There has never been a skit like this before?
Tong Guan's mind turned quickly. He remembered that this sketch of his was probably not the first one!
But because his brain was running too fast, he couldn't think of other educational sketches for a while.
broken!
If everyone agrees that this is the first sketch with educational significance, then they will not be called crazy in the future!
They must not criticize themselves for creating a bad trend!
Tong Guan's heart froze when he thought about the resistance of later generations of netizens to educational sketches.
It seems that he is about to bear this huge blame.
In all conscience, he simply plagiarized one of Sheng Teng's own sketches.
He really just wanted to market Sheng Teng and make money from him. He definitely didn’t want to educate the audience!
But it was too late for him to explain at this time.
The hot search terms have already been posted, and netizens all agree that this is the first sketch with educational significance in the domestic Spring Festival Gala.
Seeing this scene, Tong Guan silently put down his phone.
"I have done many evil things in my life, so it is normal for me to take more blame."
"Boss, what are you muttering about?"
Song Yi on the side saw Tong Guan talking to himself and couldn't help but asked curiously.
Tong Guan shook his head: "Nothing."
"Oh."
Not long after, the Spring Festival Gala ended successfully.
Tong Guan took Song Yi to his home.
On the way back, Tongguan deliberately drove slowly, for fear that the paparazzi would not be able to keep up.
When he arrived at the gate of the community, he made sure that the paparazzi were in place before taking Song Yi back to his home.
When Tong Guan opened the door, there was hesitation on Song Yi's face.
Do you really want to go in?
"Why are you standing there? Come in, isn't it cold outside?"
However, before Song Yi could think about it, Tong Guan urged her.
The first month of the year in Beijing is one of the coldest months of the year. Without heating, it would be really freezing outside.
Not to mention that one of them was wearing a suit and the other was wearing a dress.
"Oh, oh oh."
After answering twice, Song Yi walked into Tong Guan's home.
Before she could take a look at the situation at Tong Guan's house, she was brought to the window by Tong Guan.
"Stand still in this position and don't look around."
"Oh."
"look up."
Song Yi raised her head following Tong Guan's words.
The next second, Tong Guan put his arms around Song Yi's waist.
"Don't move, look me in the eyes, and cooperate with me."
After saying that, Tong Guan lowered his head and kissed her slowly.
And their angle happened to be the corner that was not covered by the curtains.
This scene was all captured by the paparazzi outside.
After a long time, Tong Guan let go of his lips, and then pulled Song Yi hard, and Song Yi fell directly onto the sofa.
Unfortunately, the paparazzi behind were invisible.
"Boss, can you take a more exciting photo?"
A paparazzi below said unwillingly to a paparazzi next to him.
The paparazzi, whom he called the boss, curled his lips in disdain.
"Exciting? As exciting as a hammer, kissing is the most exciting."
"No, boss, they're all like that. Look at the girl just now, she's twisted, she looks like she's on top."
"Then what? Don't you find it strange that the location just now in Tongguan is weird? We just happened to be able to take the photo, and the content of the photo looks like a gap in the candid photo. And don't you think it's weird that we can take photos here in Tongguan every year? ?"
"Well" the paparazzi's expression froze at the beginning, "Boss, you don't want to say that this was Tong Guan's intention, do you?"
"Aren't you talking nonsense? You don't care if there is a follow-up, we don't have any follow-up here. If it is really filmed, do you dare to post it? If you dare to post it, you will have nothing to do with the entertainment industry for the rest of your life!"
"He's just a director, it's not that outrageous."
The paparazzi muttered, obviously a little dissatisfied.
"You are stupid and you still don't admit it. They are so cooperative, give us materials every year, and take the initiative to inform us, but you want to mess with him. Then do you still want to take pictures of real things? Everyone will have materials by then, but ours will not. , I feel so uncomfortable for you!"
"Oh, got it"
The paparazzi responded with some fear, and then looked up at Tong Guan's home again.
I really want to go in and see what's going on.
Today’s four updates are [-]. Please vote for me.
(End of this chapter)
The @ from netizens is not useless at all.
Tong Guan received a text message from Liu Yifei while still watching the Spring Festival Gala.
"Are you hyping up the newcomers again?"
"Ah."
"Then you're not going back tonight?"
"Go back, take her back with you."
"Oh."
The dialogue is simple and weird.
In front of his girlfriend, he said that he would take another girl home.
The tauren had to call out "big brother" after seeing it.
After the conversation ended, Tong Guan set his sights on the stage.
At this time, a song and dance program just ended, and a familiar host face came on stage.
"As everyone knows, at the beginning of last year, something not very friendly happened."
"Oh? What's the matter?"
"During the filming of the movie by our famous director Tong Guan, the crew encountered a collective fight!"
"Is there still such a thing?"
"Yes, the world is declining and people's hearts are not as old as they used to be. The key is that the team that touches porcelain are all old people!"
"It's disgusting!"
"Then the question is, if you meet an old man who falls in life, will you help him or not?"
"I can't answer this question."
"Yes, we want to express our goodwill, but we are also worried that our goodwill will be taken advantage of by bad people, whether to help or not. This is a question worth pondering. Next, let us enjoy the skit by Sheng Teng and Mary. Help or not!”
"."
Along with a burst of applause, Sheng Teng's figure appeared on the stage.
This skit is the program that Tong Guan approached the Spring Festival Gala program team to discuss six months ago.
In order to achieve the best effect, Tong Guan also brought in Mary, Sheng Teng's previous stage play partner.
Although Mary is not well-known in the entertainment industry, she is still very popular when it comes to stage plays.
Even without Tong Guan's interference, she would be able to perform on the Spring Festival Gala stage in two years.
And this sketch has the blessing of the Tong Guan incident, and the screenwriter is Tong Guan.
As a result, many people became interested when they saw this sketch, and there were a lot of people discussing it on Weibo.
"Good guy, Tong Guan is so vindictive. He directly brought what happened last year to the Spring Festival Gala stage!"
"Yes, the starring role is still an artist from their company, and the screenwriter is Tong Guan himself."
"Interesting, children's related sketches are also involved."
"I guess I just dabbled a little bit. What happened last year, I just went to the Spring Festival Gala this year. I guess Tong Guan wrote this script for more than a year."
"In terms of time, this should be the longest script Tong Guan has written?"
"Let me see how Tong Guan's sketch script goes!"
"As a fan of Tong Guan, my eyes are all on Sheng Teng. My intuition tells me that this script is not revenge, but written by Tong Guan for Sheng Teng."
"+1"
"."
On the stage, Sheng Teng's performance continued.
Perhaps it was a reflection of real events, but many people in the audience were a little unable to laugh.
The atmosphere seemed a bit tense.
This made Tong Guan frown slightly.
No, no, no, no, no, no smile!
If you don't laugh, then my plan has failed!
Just like that, time passed minute by minute.
"Auntie, if we don't help this person when he falls, won't that person's heart collapse? If people's hearts fall, we won't be able to help him up even if we want to... Come on, auntie, let's go to the hospital!"
As Sheng Teng's classic line appeared, there was a burst of applause from the audience!
"it is good!!!"
Tong Guan glanced at the person who agreed.
It was an old man sitting in the front row.
Very familiar.
His words directly broke the awkwardness of the scene, and everyone in the audience began to applaud.
The originally tense atmosphere suddenly disappeared, and everyone laughed.
This sudden change startled Sheng Teng on the stage, leaving him stunned for a few seconds.
This time Tong Guan was frightened.
Brother, it’s almost over. Don’t have a stage accident at this time!
Not only Tongguan, but also many people present were frightened by Sheng Teng's reaction.
Mary's forehead started to break out in cold sweat.
If there weren't so many people staring at her, she would have wanted to remind Sheng Teng.
Fortunately, Sheng Teng responded quickly.
"What are you yelling about? It scares me. Isn't it very common for people of our generation to like to do good deeds? It's so weird to yell and scream."
After saying that, Sheng Teng finished the skit according to the original script.
And as he said these words, the applause from the audience became even more enthusiastic.
The skit ended perfectly, and Tong Guan also wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.
If Sheng had an accident on stage at the last moment, Tong Guan could bury him alive.
Didn't you see the consequences of the last accident? There was a fight backstage!
On this kind of stage, an accident basically means that your acting career has been passed.
That's right, it's that outrageous.
The person above frowned, and the person below frowned for a week.
Thinking about it, Tong Guan also took out his mobile phone, wanting to see the reactions of netizens.
At this time, a group of entries quietly appeared on Weibo's hot search list.
[When people’s hearts fall, they can’t be helped up! 】
Under this entry are all discussions about Sheng Teng's sketch "To Help or Not to Help" tonight.It's just the direction of the comments. It's a bit weird.
"I thought Tong Guan would never eat patriotic food in his life, hee hee."
"Strictly speaking, this is a good work. It has laughs and reflections, and the plot is okay."
"The child finally lowered his noble head and started eating patriotic food."
"The more positive Tongzhu shows, the more afraid I am of what big action he will make in his new movie!"
"It's been two years since I let the bullets fly. Isn't Tongzhu still reflecting on it? Isn't there something shameful about his new movie? He's going to be patriotic to buff himself in advance?"
Before this year, all Spring Festival Gala skits were purely funny and did not add any other factors.
But the sketch that Sheng Teng dedicated this time was slightly sublimated at the end.
This was beyond the expectations of many viewers.
But they can accept it, after all, it is the first time they have seen such a skit on the Spring Festival Gala stage.
Coupled with Tong Guan's previous 'criminal record', everyone felt that he was showing his loyalty.
Understandable!
However, seeing the comments from netizens, Tong Guan's heart skipped a beat.
There has never been a skit like this before?
Tong Guan's mind turned quickly. He remembered that this sketch of his was probably not the first one!
But because his brain was running too fast, he couldn't think of other educational sketches for a while.
broken!
If everyone agrees that this is the first sketch with educational significance, then they will not be called crazy in the future!
They must not criticize themselves for creating a bad trend!
Tong Guan's heart froze when he thought about the resistance of later generations of netizens to educational sketches.
It seems that he is about to bear this huge blame.
In all conscience, he simply plagiarized one of Sheng Teng's own sketches.
He really just wanted to market Sheng Teng and make money from him. He definitely didn’t want to educate the audience!
But it was too late for him to explain at this time.
The hot search terms have already been posted, and netizens all agree that this is the first sketch with educational significance in the domestic Spring Festival Gala.
Seeing this scene, Tong Guan silently put down his phone.
"I have done many evil things in my life, so it is normal for me to take more blame."
"Boss, what are you muttering about?"
Song Yi on the side saw Tong Guan talking to himself and couldn't help but asked curiously.
Tong Guan shook his head: "Nothing."
"Oh."
Not long after, the Spring Festival Gala ended successfully.
Tong Guan took Song Yi to his home.
On the way back, Tongguan deliberately drove slowly, for fear that the paparazzi would not be able to keep up.
When he arrived at the gate of the community, he made sure that the paparazzi were in place before taking Song Yi back to his home.
When Tong Guan opened the door, there was hesitation on Song Yi's face.
Do you really want to go in?
"Why are you standing there? Come in, isn't it cold outside?"
However, before Song Yi could think about it, Tong Guan urged her.
The first month of the year in Beijing is one of the coldest months of the year. Without heating, it would be really freezing outside.
Not to mention that one of them was wearing a suit and the other was wearing a dress.
"Oh, oh oh."
After answering twice, Song Yi walked into Tong Guan's home.
Before she could take a look at the situation at Tong Guan's house, she was brought to the window by Tong Guan.
"Stand still in this position and don't look around."
"Oh."
"look up."
Song Yi raised her head following Tong Guan's words.
The next second, Tong Guan put his arms around Song Yi's waist.
"Don't move, look me in the eyes, and cooperate with me."
After saying that, Tong Guan lowered his head and kissed her slowly.
And their angle happened to be the corner that was not covered by the curtains.
This scene was all captured by the paparazzi outside.
After a long time, Tong Guan let go of his lips, and then pulled Song Yi hard, and Song Yi fell directly onto the sofa.
Unfortunately, the paparazzi behind were invisible.
"Boss, can you take a more exciting photo?"
A paparazzi below said unwillingly to a paparazzi next to him.
The paparazzi, whom he called the boss, curled his lips in disdain.
"Exciting? As exciting as a hammer, kissing is the most exciting."
"No, boss, they're all like that. Look at the girl just now, she's twisted, she looks like she's on top."
"Then what? Don't you find it strange that the location just now in Tongguan is weird? We just happened to be able to take the photo, and the content of the photo looks like a gap in the candid photo. And don't you think it's weird that we can take photos here in Tongguan every year? ?"
"Well" the paparazzi's expression froze at the beginning, "Boss, you don't want to say that this was Tong Guan's intention, do you?"
"Aren't you talking nonsense? You don't care if there is a follow-up, we don't have any follow-up here. If it is really filmed, do you dare to post it? If you dare to post it, you will have nothing to do with the entertainment industry for the rest of your life!"
"He's just a director, it's not that outrageous."
The paparazzi muttered, obviously a little dissatisfied.
"You are stupid and you still don't admit it. They are so cooperative, give us materials every year, and take the initiative to inform us, but you want to mess with him. Then do you still want to take pictures of real things? Everyone will have materials by then, but ours will not. , I feel so uncomfortable for you!"
"Oh, got it"
The paparazzi responded with some fear, and then looked up at Tong Guan's home again.
I really want to go in and see what's going on.
Today’s four updates are [-]. Please vote for me.
(End of this chapter)
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