Entertainment: My house collapsed and I was forced to start making movies

Chapter 102 Let me see how ugly it is!

Although Tong Guan has publicly stated in front of reporters that he is not the director of "Charlotte Troubles" nor the screenwriter of this movie.

The reporters also emphatically described the incident after receiving Tong Guan's red envelope.

But many people still walked into the cinema and bought tickets for "Charlotte" for Tong Guan's sake.

In their view, no matter whether Tong Guan is doing it because of money or something else, at least the movies he has starred in so far are worth the price of admission.

Even "The Unknown", which currently has the most average reputation, they laughed quite happily when they watched it.

Mu Er is also a member of the viewing team.

After all, he is Tong Guan's number one fan, how could he miss a movie starring Tong Guan.

What's more, the starring team of this movie are all artists from Fairy Tale Media.

This movie can't be any worse, right?
At the beginning of the movie, as Charlotte, played by Sheng Teng, matched up with the emcee, laughter began to spread in the theater.

And when Yuan Hua, played by Tong Guan, said, "The heroic and heroic rooster costumes are all classmates pretending to be chicken feathers," the smiles in the theater were completely uncontrollable.

Even Muer himself couldn't help laughing.

It’s not that he has a low sense of humor, it’s mainly that this persona is so consistent with Tong Guan himself!

That villain looks like Tong Guan himself.

Even though Mu Er is a fan of Tong Guan, he has to admit that Tong Guan's image is so bad.

But as the movie progressed, Mu Er's smile began to slowly stop.

Because he began to realize that this movie didn't seem to have any so-called connotation?

From beginning to end it was just for the sake of laughing.

There are even vulgar and bad jokes appearing in many places.

Later in the movie, Mu Er even felt disgusted with the actor who played Dashachun.

The kind of intellectual disability that was deliberately shown to make the audience laugh made Mu Er feel sick to his stomach.

The only thing that makes Mu Er's lips curl up slightly is probably when Yuan Hua makes a fool of himself and the music of "One Cut Plum" plays in the background.

But, other than that, Mu Er couldn't laugh anymore.

After the movie ended, Mu Er paused for a moment and found that in the list of thanks, apart from Tong Guan's name behind the actor Yuan Hua, the rest of the directors, screenwriters, cameramen, etc., had no credit for him.

He is really nothing but an actor.

When he got home, Mu Er didn't even look at his notebook. Instead, he thought for a moment before posting this movie review.

["Charlotte Trouble" is a comedy film that is extremely vulgar. 】

[As a fan of Tong Guan, I still had expectations for the movie "Charlotte Trouble". After all, Tong Guan starred in it. But when I actually started watching the movie, I realized that I was wrong. 】

[This is a movie that has no connotation at all, and is filled with laughs from beginning to end just to amuse the audience. 】

[The male protagonist has distorted views, and all the plots are designed to satisfy the crookedness of a frustrated middle-aged man. 】

[Travelling, plagiarizing, beating the original author, insulting the goddess in my student days, and after getting tired of playing, I want to find my rotten wife again, disgusting! 】

[What disgusts me the most is that in the credits of this movie, I didn’t see Tong Guan’s name anywhere except in the cast list.But I saw the shadow of Tongguan in the filming techniques of the movie. 】

[In other words, it is the shadow of "Crazy Stone". The feeling of rushing to save time almost rushed out of the screen! 】

[Although Tong Guan said that this movie was not directed by him, I don’t believe it. As a senior fan of Tong Guan, I can’t tell if it was filmed by Tong Guan? 】

[I don’t want to analyze the plot of this movie too much, because it doesn’t have anything worth analyzing for me. 】

[I would like to call this movie Tong Guan’s worst work! 】

Mu Er's film review caused an uproar on Douban as soon as it was published.

Because everyone who knows Mu Er knows that this guy is a loyal fan of Tong Guan.

Although Mu Er also criticized it before for "The Unknown", he left room for it and even analyzed the excuse that Tong Guan was trying his hand at "Those Years".

But this time "Charlotte Troubles" was scolded by Mu Er as worthless.

His words even reached the most intense level in Mu Er's film critic career!

This moment aroused the curiosity of many people.

"Ugly? I want to see how ugly it is!"

"Good guy, I've watched a lot of Tong Guan's good movies, but I've never seen any bad ones."

"I had no interest in it at first, but suddenly I wanted to spend more than thirty yuan to have fun."

"It feels like Mu Er is going to be furious. I want to see what kind of top quality makes him so angry."

"Very good. What I watched was a bad movie. This will be a sharp sword for me to attack Tongguan in the future!"

"Okay, okay, finally when he makes a bad movie, let me see what happens!"

Looking at the comments under their own movie reviews, Mu and Mu were both stunned.

Ah? ? ?
You have a problem, don't you?
I've told you it's ugly, but you still want to watch it?
Do you want to see how ugly it is?
Are you sure you don't have any special hobbies?

At this moment, Mu Er even wondered if Tong Guan had hired a navy to set the pace for his own film review.

But when I clicked on the accounts of several of the comments, I found that they were all normal before!
This made Mu Erbai puzzled.

What went wrong?
On the other side, Tong Guan also saw Mu Er’s film review.

After all, Mu Er is a relatively famous fan among his fan group.

He has never been absent from his own movies.

Tong Guan had already guessed that this guy would watch "Charlotte" and had been reading his movie reviews early in the morning to see what he thought.

As expected, he agreed with himself that it was a bad movie.

The only thing that surprised Tong Guan was that this guy actually saw his shooting technique. "This guy is a professional."

Tong Guan touched his chin and said.

He hadn't thought that someone outside the circle could see that he was using a chicken to lay eggs.

But when he saw the comments under Mu Er's film review, he couldn't hold back any longer.

"Ah? Have the netizens of this generation already done this?"

In Tong Guan’s impression, shouldn’t this be the netizen ten years from now?

How come this happened ten years in advance?

But then I thought about it, wouldn’t the same group of people who will be online ten years from now be the same group as now?

They were not dead after ten years!

It's just that due to the current limitations of the Internet, these people's dirty talk cannot be spread everywhere.

But that doesn’t mean they aren’t naughty!

"I'm the one being rigid."

Tong Guan murmured to himself.

The first-day box office of "Charlotte" is out.

Although Tong Guan is not the director, the film's first-day box office hit 1300 million thanks to Tong Guan's reputation.

If you don't count the arrears of salary from Yang Mi and others, this movie has already paid back its money.

The moment this result came out, the person in charge of the company that Tong Guan had approached to cooperate with him was stunned on the spot.

Ah? ? ?
ah? ? ? ?

How can a piece of shit script make over [-] million on the first day? ? ?
No, are you playing with me?
If they had known that this movie was so profitable, they wouldn't have refused when Tong Guan approached them to cooperate!
But some people comfort themselves silently.

"It's okay, it's okay. This is because people don't know it's a bad movie yet. Once the reviews come out and the Internet becomes more popular, the box office of this movie will be bad."

However, to everyone's surprise, "Charlotte" grossed 1500 million at the box office the next day.

Now the companies that had previously rejected Tongguan's cooperation could no longer sit still.

They called Tong Guan one after another to ask when they would collaborate on the next movie.

Tong Guan's answer was very unified.

He said in the same confused tone as them: "I don't know what's going on. I just make a bad movie to make enough money and cut off the fans. Who knew the movie would become a hit? What? Next time, we can work together, next time Definitely! Don’t worry, I’ll definitely take you with me!”

Tong Guan said this to everyone.

And they also believed what Tong Guan said would happen next time.

Because Tong Guan is now involved in joint ventures when filming TV series.

What does this mean?It shows that Tong Guan realizes that eating alone will not make it far!
In this case, you can definitely make a lot of money next time you film yourself and others!

What they didn't know was that Tong Guan was filming "Step by Step" and writing a new script at the same time.

That's right, he's writing a movie script again.

He said before that he would not make movies because other companies have been looking for him to cooperate and invest, almost to the point where they will kill him if they don't cooperate.

In addition, Jingtian also needs to cooperate with him.

Unable to bear the pressure, Tong Guan chose to announce that he would not make a movie.

But now the problem is solved.

Don’t you want to cooperate with me in investing?Can!
Doesn’t Jingtian want to be the heroine in his own movie?Can!

Then my buddy will write you a great movie!
Let you make a good investment, and by the way, I would like to ask Jingtian if he wants to appear!

"Boss, what did you write?"

At this time, Yang Mi, who had just finished shooting a set of shots, saw Tong Guan's pen in his hand and couldn't help but walked over and asked curiously.

When she walked to Tong Guan, she happened to see a few big words on Tong Guan's book.

"1942? What is this?"

"Script, script for a new movie."

Tongguan said without raising his head.

He had never thought of this movie before, but he suddenly remembered it when he had some free time recently.

This is a masterpiece with an investment of more than 2 million.

In Tong Guan's impression, this should be Xiaogangpao's last good movie.

In this movie, the investor of Xiaogang Pao loses his pants, and then starts to shoot commercial films like crazy to regain the trust of capital in him.

Then he hit the road of no return.

When he wanted to come back and make good movies, he suddenly found that he had become accustomed to making commercial films and could no longer make good movies.

Making a movie called "Old Paoer" is really a piece of shit, worse than shit!
And this movie, which is like arsenic to Xiaogangpao, is like honey to Tongguan!
You like investing, right?

Okay, okay, I'll take you to have some fun!
The most important thing is that this movie is a good movie.

Good movies, you know?

Even if you lose money, you can’t scold me!

Because I tried my best to shoot, and the photos were very good!

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