I, the Creator of Evil God!
Chapter 137
Jingle bells!
The phone rang continuously, echoing in the room, and the little spider tilted her head when she heard this voice, as if wondering why this thing kept making sounds!
"Babble!"
The fear balloon floated above the landline with some curiosity when it heard this, kept turning in circles, and called the other party to stop screaming.
But the landline ignored him and continued to make sounds, which made the dreadballoon a little dissatisfied, so he stretched out the strip of cloth and touched the buttons.
Drip!
The dreadful balloon was stunned for a moment by pressing the number button, then flew up and let out a "babbling" sound, and then pressed it a few more times.
"Babble!"
The fear balloon was a little curious, and kept sticking out the cloth strip and pressing the button, Lu Yu couldn't help but laugh when he looked at it, and just wanted to get up to see who called, but suddenly the voice stopped abruptly.
Drip!
The cloth strip of the dreaded balloon pressed the hang-up button, and the noisy sound echoed "Zero One Three" ten seconds later, and it returned to calm.
This call......
I was hung up by a fear balloon!
Lu Yu was also a little speechless when he looked at this scene, he originally wanted to see who made the call that no one had made for 10 years, but he was directly pressed by the fear balloon.
This stupid roe deer really doesn't make people worry!
The dreadful balloon seemed to be a little strange why this landline didn't continue to make noise, and wanted to continue to stretch out the cloth to press it, but it would wait for it to touch an invisible force, and it directly bounced it away and hit the ceiling.
"Babble!"
The Fear Balloon didn't seem to understand what was going on, and looked around to see who had attacked her, but when she finally found out that it was her owner, she floated back aggrieved.
The little spider on the side couldn't help but laugh when he saw this frequent scene, and then said to the fear balloon:
"Boom, boom!"
It seems to be telling the fear balloon not to be naughty anymore, otherwise the owner will be angry, and it is better to stay as well-behaved as it is.
The hideous smile of the fear balloon showed an embarrassed expression, as if it was lost in thought, but after thinking about it for a few minutes, he gave up, and floated heartlessly again.
This scene made Lu Yu a little helpless, although it is said that filial piety comes out under the stick, but it is useless for this stupid roe deer to beat and scold.
If it weren't for the fact that the Dreadful Balloon had been edited by his own hands in the monster editing space, he would have almost thought it was a husky disguised as a spirit.
However, the little spider hurriedly made a cup of tea for Lu Yu, looked at Lu Yu with silver eyes, and pleaded:
"Woohoo!"
"You're righteous enough, but that guy doesn't necessarily know you've done so much for it. "
Lu Yu touched its head and said, he knew that it was the little spider pleading for the fear balloon, and then Lu Yu should not be angry anymore, and should not blame it again.
However, Lu Yu is just joking, after all, the fear balloon will only cause some small damage, and in general, it is very obedient and will not go beyond it at all.
"Boom!"
The little spider shook his head and raised his green onion hand for a gesture, as if to say that it doesn't matter, friends just want to help each other without asking for anything in return.
After all, in its world, apart from the warm giant Yu, the best friends are the Time Locust and the Dread Balloon.
And the time locust stays in Lu Yu's body most of the time, so the most thing that accompanies it is the fear balloon.
Although it has always been silly, it has also been making it happy and playing with it, which makes the little spider cherish this relationship very much.
"What a simple little guy. "
Lu Yu said with a smile, stretched out his fingers and pinched the little guy's face, and didn't feel that there was anything wrong with the little spider's thoughts.
Complex people have complex ways of living, simple people have simple days, why force additional concepts, today's little spiders are both well-behaved and happy, it is enough.
The dreadful balloon also heard this guy, shouted and ran down, and began to circle around the little spider again, and the two little guys were fighting together again.
Lu Yu smiled with satisfaction when he saw this scene, and then got up to see if the phone number was from an acquaintance.
The moment he got up, the phone rang again.
Backbite!
Drip!
The shrill voice was like a declaration of death, with a hint of coldness, which lowered the temperature of the room by a few points.
"Who the hell is it?"
Lu Yu walked over curiously and saw the number displayed on it: 0-1##########
Is it the operator's number? Or is it someone dialing the wrong number?
Lu Yu raised his eyebrows, directly picked up the microphone and put it to his ear, and said lightly:
"Hey, hello. "
There was no sound on the other side, but Lu Yu heard an extremely faint breathing sound, like a traveler about to die of thirst in the desert, and he had a feeling of struggle.
After hearing Lu Yu's voice, the breathing sound on the other side was obviously a lot faster, and then it made a sound, a piercing but hoarse voice like a blade cutting through glass:
"Hello, Mr. Lu Yu, I am from Yangcheng Office, I have a set of your ancestors' large manor and dock inheritance that you need to inherit, please ......"
"Keep it for you to buy a coffin for yourself!"
Lu Yu finished speaking calmly, and then hung up the phone directly, I didn't expect that there are phone scams in this world, these guys really want money and don't want to die.....
Let's not talk about whether they will encounter unknowable and taboo-level existences, even if they meet some guys who are good at cursing, they can make them unable to eat and walk around, or even go directly to see the Grim Reaper.
What kind of bizarre excuse for fraud to return ancestral inheritance?
He knows all the relatives in his family, even if he doesn't know them, he knows the roots, but except for his parents, who made a small profit in business, the others are ordinary people who don't have any rich and noble family background.
If there really is any inheritance to inherit, there must have been signs a long time ago, and it will not be after the death of his parents, a bunch of relatives like jackals want to come to his own piece of the pie.
Even if there is a real inheritance, it will be a grandfather, grandfather, great-grandfather or something, not to give you a word of ancestral inheritance!
This liar is unprofessional
Lu Yu was not interested in paying attention to the source of this call, but was ready to wash up and prepare for bed.
But just as he got up, the phone rang again, and he glanced at it, and it was still the same number.
This guy seems to be a little persevering!
Or are you going to call and scold yourself?
Lu Yu casually pressed the hang up button, not ready to pay attention to this guy, but it didn't take long for the phone to ring again.
Lu Yu didn't bother to pay attention to him, so he lowered his voice and went directly to wash.
But when he came back from washing, he found that the call was still being made.
"Is this guy looking for death?"
Lu Yu frowned, but still chose to pick up the phone, this time the breathing sound on the other side was not weak, but the frequency of 2.2 was a little weird.
Although Lu Yu felt strange, he didn't want to talk to this person, so he said directly:
"I'm not interested in inheriting any ancestral inheritance, my relatives who have been cut off are very fond of money, you better go to them!"
After speaking, Lu Yu listened to the microphone without replying and was about to hang up, but suddenly, the other side spoke, and his voice became sharp and harsh:
"Dead...... They...... They're all dead......"
PS: The third is more to seek a complete set!Ask for collections!Ask for subscriptions!Ask for monthly passes!Ask for flowers!Ask for evaluation votes!
It's been a bit too much lately.,There's a brain supplement later.,But it's not going to be so frequent.,I'm sorry.,Next is a big side plot.,Involving an old dominant.。
Recently, the mentality exploded by the backstage review.,Close my chapter in a small black room at every turn.,Plus the data has been falling.,The state has been in a downturn recently.,I'll adjust it as soon as possible.,I'm very sorry.。 _
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