Nightmare Lord's virtual game
Chapter 2423
Zhang Xingyu came across a complaint video from a popular video host. It was full of complaints about Yinguo cuisine. The words were lively and interesting, and combined with the actions of the video host, the entire short video was particularly beautiful, and the click-through rate was also very high.
The video host said from the beginning that there were too many things to complain about, and the things he wanted to say were simply too numerous to describe! (Tragic tone)
The video owner said that she had been to Yinguo more than 10 years ago. At that time, she felt it was unpalatable, but at that time she saved a trick for herself and did not say anything. She had been thinking about it for more than ten years, right? There was something new... So, she went again.
The result is... unpalatable!
It tastes really bad!
With a tone like that of a dead person, coupled with enlarged and bold fonts, and black and white special effects... the video host expressed his most desperate thoughts in a seemingly plain tone.
Unpalatable!
He seemed to feel that he was still angry after saying this, so he added a description at the end.
【It tastes so bad that I roll around on the road. It tastes so bad that I grab the ground with my head. It tastes so bad that I want to claw at dogs and snakes on the road. It tastes so bad that I dip my hands in my heart’s blood and leave behind me in the Great Britain. Every word of blood and tears - it was so unpalatable that I drew my sword and put it away again, wanting to kill something, but the last thing I killed was my conscience! 】
While complaining, he used special effects pictures to show rolling on the ground, lying on the ground and banging his head crazily, grabbing a dog and doing some indescribable things, and then fell to the ground, with a line of"bloody" text flowing from his right hand - —It tastes bad!
The short video of the video owner is so interesting. In addition, Zhang Xingyu just ate a dark dish and has a deep understanding of it, so I was very happy to watch it.
After a brief initial rant, the host of the video began to analyze why Yinguo’s cuisine is so unpalatable from various aspects such as history, culture, geography, etc. Of course, the analysis was basically nonsense, but what the audience wanted to see was Serious analysis?
No, no, it’s more fun to watch her talk nonsense!
While watching the video, Zhang Xingyu also opened the message - it is said that since ancient times, there have been geniuses in commenting, and the quatrains of the ages can be easily picked up. If he hadn't been born on the wrong day, he would have returned to the Tang Dynasty to abuse Li Bai.
The video is already so interesting, and the replies from the netizens must be even funnier. With this in mind, Zhang Xingyu opened the message, and then——
【My friend went to study abroad in England. I asked her what was delicious in England, and she ate a bowl of fish and chips.】
【The top ten restaurants in the world are all in London, and they serve French food!】
【The top Michelin restaurants are all in Yinguo. What kind of food do they cook? Naturally, they are serving national dishes, why do you need to ask?!】
【As we all know, in Yiguo, the most delicious food is foreign food】
【On why Mr. Bei is from Yinguo……】
【The international student who has been studying in China for six years laughed. I evolved from a little girl who never picked up a rice spoon to a good cook who can cook a full banquet. Guess what I went through? (Paired with a luxurious cooking picture)】
【If he wants to learn cooking skills, it's very simple. Let him study abroad in Yinguo, and he will definitely become a great chef when he comes back! 】
While watching the video happily, Zhang Xingyu suddenly felt like something was wrong!
What is wrong with the scriptures?
By the way, I am traveling in London now, with Mo Ye... Why is Mo Ye silent?
It shouldn't be, where is Mo Ye?
He looked up and found that Mo Ye was not in his seat, and most of the extra fruit ice cream was left uneaten.
Could it be that he went to the lounge?
Then watch some more videos by yourself... wait a minute, why did a very fragrant smell suddenly come to my nose...it seems not the fragrance of cooking, but another more pleasant fragrance.
Wait a minute, why do I feel so warm in my arms... a familiar scene.
Zhang Xingyu thought of the scene in the nightmare world, when he was in a daze eating snacks in the home world, the cute Pokémon used himself as a toy and played with jumping on himself... There were also cute humanoid Pokémon begging for a hug... such as Shanai. Duo... not only the warmth in the embrace, but also the special feeling...
As a dignified swordsman... Zhang Xingyu didn't remember that he changed the weapon to a big hammer!
Zhang Xingyu lowered his head and saw... a blond girl wearing a gorgeous and cute Gothic lolita outfit was in his arms!
……
After a while, both people left the restaurant.
The atmosphere is a bit weird
"Ahem, then, where will we go in the afternoon?.?"Zhang Xingyu first asked
"Um……"Mo Ye's face was still very rosy. She thought hard and said,"Xingying, can you skateboard?"
Skateboard? I haven’t played it much, at least not in the original world.
Zhang Xingyu originally wanted to say that he didn't know how to do it, but then he thought about it. With his current ability, he should be able to learn this kind of exercise with a little training.
"Skateboarding... I’ve never done it before, it seems quite interesting, and it shouldn’t be too difficult. Let’s go and play, just in time to digest what we ate for lunch – a new skateboarding star is about to be born! Zhang Yu said confidently. (To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
"Ah——How dare you say it? It’s not that easy for beginners to skate well.~"
".Huh, watch me praise various skateboarding stunts in a moment... By the way, which skate park should I go to? There seem to be several in London, right?"
"Just go to Southbank Skatepark (Southbank Skatepark). It has a large venue with slopes and flat bottoms. It is not only suitable for novices to practice skills, but also suitable for experts to praise their stunts.……"
As he spoke, he glanced at Zhang Xingyu again and again, and it was obvious in his little eyes - you, a newbie, still want to perform stunts, and my sister is waiting for you to overturn in a while: it is better to choose one suitable for novices and let you practice hard first!
Seeing Mo Ye's eyes, Zhang Xingyu also stared back - Damn, you actually look down on me, look down on me and I'll beat you little PP later!
Mo Ye was indeed not afraid of Zhang Xingyu's eyes and smiled.
"In addition, the skateboard park is also a scenic spot. Not only can you see the beautiful river view, but you can also see various street graffiti. Finally... the famous London Eye mark is nearby, so you can take a ride in the evening."
"Okay, let's go!"
So, under the leadership of Mo Ye, the two headed towards the skateboard park. As they walked, Mo Ye suddenly turned around and asked:
"Na Na——Xingying"
"What?"
"……How did you feel just now?"Suddenly asked in a soft voice
"What does it feel like... ah."
Suddenly, Zhang Xingyu understood
"It lasted for a long time...it was a bit awkward.~"[]
Maybe it’s been a long time since I’ve used a weapon that feels so good, and I accidentally used it for a long time. Maybe... I can use a big hammer instead in the monster hunting world in the future?
The feeling of hitting the big ferocious jackal with a big hammer is really good. It can charge attacks, spin attacks, hit hard with the sledgehammer, etc. The big ferocious colored dragon that can be hit with every blow screams and rolls to the end, and finally becomes a mere A snarling monster lying on the ground.
That's a really addictive weapon!
"Kuku~ Do you still want to play tonight?"
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