My soul can rest on the way of heaven
Chapter 589
In the end, Yan Chixia naturally failed.
Panda hum, pandas are not something you can touch if you want to. In the last world, I don’t know how many people tried to hit me but they didn’t succeed, so you’re just a wretched idiot?
The panda held its head high and gave him a look of disdain. You can understand it yourself.
Yan Chixia:"……"
As a result, as soon as he arrogantly climbed two steps, Lin Beifan picked him up and started jerking him off.
Lin Beifan smiled and said:"Brother Yan, don't mind. My panda is quite willful. You'll get used to it in the future."
Yan Chixia smiled awkwardly:"Of course I don't mind!"
Looking at the panda, it was almost flattened, and she felt envious in her heart..
Everyone drove the Dreamer and continued to move forward. On the way, they saw many geniuses who had come to this secret place to show their talents.
The owner of the pretentious system, Jin Shining, leaped over the city, pointing one finger at the sky and the other at the ground, symbolizing that he is the only one in the sky and on earth. He said very pretentiously:"I am the eternal God of pretentiousness! Those who believe in me will win. Eternal life!"
The clothes on his body were shining with golden light, shining in all directions like a miracle.
"look!"Jin Shining picked up a knife and chopped the owner of the crazy death system, Tong Guangguang, into 18 pieces. Then, under the shining golden light, Tong Guangguang recovered to his original state. The people in the city immediately He knelt down and worshiped fervently:"God of pretense! Please bless us!"
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Ye Qingcheng was walking in the world when a white skeleton suddenly appeared and rushed over with teeth and claws. I saw Ye Qingcheng pull out his sword, and in full view of everyone, he chopped the bones into pieces with three strokes.
Then, he gained a lot of faith and was known as the patron saint of the world.
Afterwards, the bones of the Skeleton Emperor came together again and asked flatteringly:"Uncle, how was my performance just now?" Before
Ye Qingcheng could speak, the great writer Chu Yunfei stood up and criticized:"The Skeleton Emperor, I have to say The performance you just performed was too bad, too blunt, without any foreshadowing, without digging into the deeper image of the skeleton, why he turned into a skeleton, and why he attacked others... It makes people feel no sense of substitution!"
"Yes, I think a touching love story can be added to it, so that it will last forever!"Fang Yundao
"No, you acted like a stupid guy, no threat at all!"
Everyone criticized the Skeleton Emperor one after another, but the Skeleton Emperor was uncharacteristically humble and listened to the lesson:"If you do well, correct it immediately. Next time, you will definitely perform perfectly and perfectly!"
As a result, everyone was angry
"After such a bad performance, do you still want another chance? Beautiful thought!"
"Your acting skills are so bad and you are so vulgar. Let me do it next time!"
"You can't be the only one to please your uncle!"
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The Skeleton Emperor was also angry:"You all look like humans and dogs, and you don't look ferocious at all. Do you have the advantage of my appearance? So I will do it next time!"
Looking at the people arguing, Ye Qingcheng used his hands to Damn it, what evil have I done!
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The giant Zhu DaDa also came.
He didn't have to pretend like others, he just went to that station and gained huge faith.
Seeing so many people kneeling down and worshiping, Zhu Dadan had some experience. He was once regarded as the messenger of the Barbarian God in the Barbarian God Continent, and he said directly:"I am the Giant Spirit God!" The crowd shouted enthusiastically:"Giant Spirit God!" Spiritual God!"
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Li Shengnan recorded everything, and then went back to write a book about it.
Seeing so many funny scenes, Yan Chixia laughed and said:"Brother Lin, the people in your world are really interesting, they actually come up with so many tricks, it really opened my eyes!"
"Brother Yan, why don’t you become a god? Lin Beifan asked with a smile.
"I don't like to pretend to be a ghost, I think it's too vain. And after absorbing faith and becoming a god, I have to protect someone else, otherwise my conscience will be troubled. I'm used to being a dissolute person and can't be restrained, so it would be better to go out and subjugate demons, punish rape and eradicate evil, and earn some merit and practice!"Yan Chixia smiled and shook her head.
At this moment, Wu Pingting asked:"Master Yan, I want to capture some ghosts for study. I wonder where there are more ghosts?"
"Ghosts gather in places with heavy dampness, so they are difficult to find during the day. As far as I know, there is one place called Lanruo Temple, where female ghosts often appear and suck men's yang energy, causing great harm to people. But there is the place of the Thousand-Year Tree Demon. The Thousand-Year Tree Demon is a well-trained demon king and very powerful. If it weren't for my lack of strength, I would have rushed over to conquer the demon!"Yan Chixia said
"Okay, let’s go to Lanruo Temple!"Wu Pingting adjusted the direction.
As for the so-called thousand-year-old tree demon, she didn't take it to heart at all.
Not long after, they saw a bald little monk flying over in a panic, followed by a man wearing a Shura mask, who was holding a Chasing him with his Shura sword.
This situation is all too familiar to everyone. Isn’t it Justice Shura who is enforcing justice?
It seems that the young monk must have fallen into the hands of Justice Shura.
Although Justice Shura’s methods are a bit cruel, his starting point is good after all. , so they did not stop it.
Instead, the little monk flew towards the battleship:"Help! He's killing someone, please help me!"
Righteous Shura Jiejie smiled:"Even the King of Hell and I can't save you, just accept your death!
But at this time, Yan Chixia was shocked when she saw it:"Buddha, let me help you!""
Then he rushed out of the battleship and faced Justice Shura with his Dharma sword in hand. The two started fighting in the air.
Justice Shura was very angry:"Get out of here, I'm going to kill that evil monk!
Yan Chixia was also angry:"Don't say such arrogant words?" Buddha is obviously a virtuous person, but I think you are the evil one!"
Righteous Shura was angry:"Asshole! Do you want to give in or not? Yan
Chixia shouted:"If you want to kill Buddha, you have to step on my body!""
The fight between the two was very fierce, and they refused to give in to each other.
Lin Beifan felt very interesting seeing this scene, especially the little monk hiding at the back.
In the end, neither of them could do anything to the other, and Justice Shura had to retreat temporarily before leaving. He had previously sent harsh words:"You accomplice, you can gain him for a while, but I don't believe you can protect him for the rest of his life!"
Yan Chixia's face also looked very ugly:"Humph! It’s a once-in-a-lifetime thing! If I have the chance, I will definitely kill you, the monster, with the sword!"
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