My soul can rest on the way of heaven
Chapter 531
For two days in a row, no one from the local scholars or from the spiritual recovery world could enter the No. 1 Scholar Building.
One man can guard the gate, but ten thousand men cannot open it.
Everyone looked at Lin Beifan, who was standing at the door like a door god, and felt very sad.
"The Zhuangyuan Building is a sacred place, and only truly talented and learned people can stay there! So you bunch of unlearned scholars should give up on this idea. With me proctoring the exam, you can't even think of sneaking in! Lin Beifan, who was standing at the door, said with a serious smile:"If anyone wants to sneak in secretly, I will close the door and let the pandas go!""
Panda stealing food:"???"
What does this have to do with me?
Lin Beifan quietly kicked the panda with his legs and whispered:"I was talking about you just now, show your majesty!" The panda heard the string and understood the elegant meaning, and immediately put down the half-eaten spiritual fruit, and lay on the ground with both hands and feet. Like a lion, he showed his bright white teeth and let out a powerful roar:"Ouch!"~~"
It's just that the sound is too crisp and not threatening at all.
It even attracted the attention of many women onlookers, who immediately cheered happily.
"What a cute panda!"
"I really want to own one. Where can I buy such a cute pet?"
"I really like pandas!"
……
The cute eyes of the panda are full of sadness, how could you do this?
People usually make a living by being cute, but it was rare for me to act in a dignified manner, and in the end I was beaten back by you.
The panda angrily raised the sign: Ignore you!
Then his grief and anger turned into appetite, and he became autistic.
Seeing so many scholars being blocked from the door, Yu Xuzi felt very distressed and said:"Teacher Lin, just make the questions a little more difficult. It won't look good if no one attends this essay meeting."……"
Lin Beifan's eyes widened:"You still want to downgrade? I have already lowered the requirement for poetry to the level of leaving the county. If I lower it further, I will not be able to lower it.""
"That was not what I meant……"Yu Xuzi considered:"What I mean is, can you make your question a little more normal so that it is easier for people to accept it?"……"
The tens of thousands of scholars below nodded together.
Lin Beifan tilted his head:"Mine is normal, I just let them praise others."
"How can this be considered normal?"
"Why doesn't it count? Lin Beifan said confidently:"I am testing their ability to serve as officials!" Scholars will all become officials in the future. How can they climb up the ladder if they don’t flatter others? If you don't flatter yourself, how can you get your boss's praise? How can you be promoted to a higher position if you don't make the image of Long Yan happy? Do you think so, Yu Xuzi?"
"Ahem……"Yu Xuzi felt very uncomfortable and felt very guilty.
Lin Beifan looked at Lin Beifan with resentment, how could he talk about such a thing?
Although everyone knows it, it's hard to talk about this kind of thing. Wouldn't you embarrass everyone by bringing it up?
Looking at the tens of thousands of scholars below, some of them had a hint of exploration in their originally clear eyes.
Yu Xuzi felt bad. If he polluted the spirit of this group of energetic scholars, then he would have sinned too much.
Lin Beifan asked:"Yu Xuzi, do you think so? Could you please give me something?"……"
Seeing the bright eyes of tens of thousands of people, Yu Xuzi panicked and ran away:"Teacher Lin, I have to leave first. I will leave all the assessments to you. I will come and thank you another day!"
At this moment, Ye Fan, Xiao Han, Chen Beixuan, and Wu Xie, the owner of the tomb robbing system, are here.
Seeing his good friends, Lin Beifan showed a friendly smile:"Why are you here? Seeing your group, are you ready to dig graves again? Are you going to dig up the Holy Court?"
Ye Fan coughed and looked serious. He said:"Ahem, it's nothing, we are just here to participate in the cultural conference."
Xiao Han further explained:"Yes, we are just here to participate in the cultural conference."
Wu Xie, the owner of the tomb robbing system, said:"I heard about the cultural conference There are well-known scholars from all over the world, so we just want to come and see them."
Chen Beixuan said:"Brother Lin, don't think too much about it."
……
Lin Beifan smiled and said:"I don't think too much, why are you explaining so much?"
The group of 4 people digging graves:"……"
A few people chatted for a while and then wanted to go in and rest. Lin Beifan stopped them:"Wait, you can get in only if you pass the exam."
Xiao Han said in surprise:"I heard that half-saints can get in without taking the exam."
"That was before, but it has changed now! Lin Beifan held his head high and said:"Now that I am the examiner, I have the final say in everything." I think no matter if you are below half-saint or above, everyone should be treated equally and all should take the exam! However, you are all strong after all. Strong people have privileges wherever they go. The conditions can be relaxed a little. You only need to praise me sincerely and you can enter. Is not it simple?"
The faces of the four people who dug the graves turned dark.
You actually asked us to praise you, and you also had to speak sincerely. How could you make such a shameless request?
The key is that everyone is watching. They also want to be embarrassed, okay?
When I think of being in the public eye It's too shameful to praise another man.
Lin Beifan held his head high:"Everyone, I'm ready, come on, don't be stingy with your vocabulary, let the sugar-coated bullets come more fiercely!"
Group of 4 people digging graves:"……"
Ye Fan turned into Ye Hei, and said with a smile:"Brother Lin, are you trying to force us to take action?"
Xiao Han said with a dark face:"Brother Lin, we are great masters now, let's fight The fight is very dirty and violent, can you bear it?"
Chen Beixuan said in a firm tone:"I suddenly want to stretch my muscles again."
Although Wu Xie remained silent, he expressed it with actions.
Why does this guy specialize in disgusting things?
Lin Beifan smiled and took out a magic talisman and said:"Take a look, what is this?"
"What's this?"They asked.
Lin Beifan introduced in detail:"This is the bad luck charm. It is the bad luck I extracted from Shen Gongbao. Whoever touches it will be unlucky without exception. According to the amount of my magic talisman, even the great master will be unlucky for a week. Do you want to give it a try?"
"No need, really no need!"
"Can't we take the exam?"
"Although it’s a bit disgusting, let me talk about it first!"
……
The four people shuddered and quickly waved their hands to express no need.
They are fully aware of Shen Gongbao's bad luck and no longer want to touch him.
So, the four of them had no choice but to say a word of praise each and fled into the No. 1 Scholar Building in embarrassment.
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