My soul can rest on the way of heaven

Immediately afterwards, Shen Gongbao explained the thousands of years of education. While the panda ate the melon with relish, he listened attentively to Shen Gongbao's"One Thousand and One Nights of Unfortunate Stories". He could step on dog feces when he walked, and sometimes he could step on human feces.

You can eat bugs and sometimes rat droppings when you eat.

Drinking water can clog your teeth, and sometimes you even drink poison, which almost kills you.

The worst thing is that even when they are sleeping, broom stars will fall from the sky, which often brings trouble to the brothers and sisters.

……

Shen Gongbao complained and burst into tears.

These are just daily misfortunes, there are other more serious ones, such as the invasion of demons, the destruction of sects, the destruction of heaven, the fate of senior brothers, the collapse of the fairy world...

He suspected that he was a broom star who would cause trouble wherever he went.

Whoever you make friends with will be implicated.

The panda was shocked and couldn't believe it. How did he survive so many years?

When comparing my own life, I feel a sincere sense of superiority.

As a national treasure, you just have to live a cool and unrestrained life!

As a national treasure, he is so willful!

After finishing speaking, Shen Gongbao bowed again:"So, fellow Taoist, please teach me how to change my luck against the will of heaven, so that I can get rid of this bad luck. I will repay you by making a grass ring below!" 000 pandas were moved. , holding a sign: I want to help you, but I don’t have a way to change your luck!

Shen Gongbao was shocked:"Why? Is it because I'm not sincere enough?"

Panda raised his sign: It's not a matter of sincerity, it's really not!

Shen Gongbao hesitated:"But why...your luck is so outstanding?"

The panda raised a sign: Born, there is no way!

A breath of arrogance came to my face.

Shen Gongbao suddenly felt 100,000 points of damage.

He looked hesitant: Could it be that my bad luck is also innate and there is really no way to change it?

The panda raised a sign: I see how pitiful you are, let me show you a clear path!

Shen Gongbao was surprised and said:"What way is it?"

The panda held up a sign: Go to Nie Banxian, he likes to help others the most!

The panda left, and Shen Gongbao fell into deep thought: If I can be recommended by Taoist friends, Nie Banxian must be a person with real abilities. Maybe he can really give me some guidance and get rid of the bad luck in this life.

At this moment, a young man saw Shen Gongbao kneeling on the ground and quickly ran over to help him up:"Senior Shen Gongbao, what's wrong with you? Why are you kneeling on the ground?"

Shen Gongbao smiled casually:"It's okay. , I only saw an expert"

"To be able to have Senior Shen Gongbao pay homage to him, he must be a man of great virtue. Nian smiled.

Shen Gongbao nodded, and then looked at Qing with admiration:"You are very good. You know how to come and help me up. What is your name?""

"Senior Shen Gongbao, whose younger name is Shen Dong, is a young practitioner."Shen Dong, who has the ability to copy, smiled kindly and said flattered

"OK, I remember you! I have something to do, so I’ll go first!"Shen Shengguang disappeared.

Shen Dong immediately ran home excitedly and entered the copy space.

Looking at Shen Gongbao's several options, he fell into deep thought.

Among the many options, he paid more attention to the aspect of"physique". Because He has a dream, that is, to bring together the physiques of all geniuses to create the strongest physique, the fastest in cultivation, and the strongest

"Okay, let’s choose physical fitness!"

Suddenly, Shen Gongbao's physique immediately attached to him.

However, Shen Dong's face instantly turned pale.

Because Shen Gongbao's physique is the"Ten Thousand Calamities Mildew Body", which is a very peculiar physique. From now on, he will be plagued by disasters. The bad luck will only be strengthened through disasters.

The sweat on Shen Dong's face dropped:"In other words, I will be plagued by bad luck from now on?"

Shen Dong couldn't believe this was true, and exited the copy space in a daze. As a result, he accidentally stepped on the air and fell down. He accidentally bumped into the cabinet, and the cabinet fell down and hit him..

There was some food in the cabinet, and it all hit his face.

There was also a fat green worm that crawled into his mouth.

Shen Dong's face turned green again, and he wailed to the sky:"God damn it. , why is this?"

………………

On the other side, Xu Yang, the jar merchant, covered his nose and looked at the stench of golden shit on the ground, feeling very confused.

Which dog pulled this? It's yellow and smelly.

He wanted to clean it up, but he didn't dare to do it.

Because he is a bit mysophobic and doesn't want to touch that mess

"With that, I can call someone to help! Xu Yang had an idea and immediately contacted professionals.

Within a moment, Luo Yadi, the owner of the treasure box system, came to the door carrying a sack and showed a professional smile:"Hello, is there any garbage that needs to be cleaned up?" Xu

Yang covered his nose and said,"There, you can see for yourself!""

Royaldi turned around and looked over, and then saw a pile of golden dog shit that exuded a stench, and the smile on his face gradually stiffened. You actually asked me to pick up dog shit?

So you look down on me as a trash picker?

Ah bah! Who is the trash picker? , I am picking up treasure chests.

This is unbearable. The anger in Luo Yadi's heart rose up, and he turned around and shouted loudly:"You actually asked me to pick up dog poop? Let me tell you, I am a trash picker, not a dog poop cleanup! Xu Yang was stunned:"

Isn't dog shit a kind of garbage?""

Royadi:"……"

"no!"Luo Yadi turned around and left.

Xu Yang immediately ran over and stopped him:"You can't leave, help me get that shit away quickly, otherwise my place will stink. Luo

Yadi struggled:"That's Ma Donglai's business. You go contact him and don't bother me!""

After Luo Yadi left Ma Donglai's contact information, Xu Yang let him go.

In less than a while, the students led by Ma Donglai, the owner of the strongest master system, all came.

"I heard that you need to clean the toilet here, so I brought my students over to let them see the world. Ma Donglai smiled, then frowned:"The smell of your toilet is strong enough. How many years has it been since it was cleaned?" I've cleaned so many toilets, but I've never encountered one that smells so bad. It's really unhygienic! Xu

Yang pinched his nose and said:"There is no problem with the toilet, the key is that one, I'm sorry to bother you!""

Ma Donglai looked down and saw a golden pile of dog shit.

A breeze came and blew the smell of the dog shit away. Everyone vomited immediately._To read the underlined version of the novel, please download and fly Lu novels