My soul can rest on the way of heaven
Chapter 1059
"Are you Teacher Zeng Xiaoxian?"Lin Beifan looked at a mean man
"How... have you heard of me? Zeng Xiaoxian perked up, straightened his posture, combed his hair with his hands, and showed a smile that he thought was handsome but was actually mean.
Lin Beifan smiled and said,"Of course, I like to listen to your program most,"Your Moon""My Heart", the bitch is me, I am Zeng Xiaoxian, am I right?"
"……"
Zeng Xiaoxian immediately corrected him:"He is a good man, not a mean man!"
Lin Beifan tilted his head:"What a mean man?"
"Yes...no! Zeng Xiaoxian was said to be stupid.
Hu Yifei laughed loudly next to him:"No need to explain, you are just a cheap man, such a cheap man!" Lin Beifan, your reading comprehension skills are very good. I, Hu Yifei, support you!"
Zeng Xiao Xian:"……"
"Lin Beifan, have you ever seen my play?"Tang Youyou squeezed in and asked expectantly
"Saw it and was impressed! Lin Beifan smiled and nodded.
"Really? How was my performance?"Tang Youyou was extremely excited.
"The acting was so good, so impressive! I have memorized 108 ways for you to die, how miserable you are! Hanged, poisoned, drowned, burned, stabbed to death, quartered on five horses, executed late……"Lin Beifan clicked his tongue and said,"I have never seen a person die in such a comprehensive way, which is both thrilling and unforgettable!"
Tang Youyou:"……"
Everyone laughed again
"Auntie, look, I told you not to play dead people anymore. Everyone remembers you now, and you look like me in nightmares at night! It’s hard to get married with you like this!"Lu Ziqiao said
"I'll beat you nephew to death!"Tang Youyou threw the pillow.
The new guy was so interesting, so everyone unanimously decided to go to the bar to give him a welcome party.
The result was a huge sensation, because Lin Beifan's appearance was so outstanding, he was even more famous than a celebrity.
He was drinking happily When, Lu Ziqiao suddenly squeezed over
"Did you see, at the 5:0 direction, a group of beauties were watching me silently?"
While drinking, Lu Ziqiao put her hand on Lin Beifan's shoulder and winked:"Are you interested in going over and flirting? I'll leave this precious task to you! You make the first move and ask them for their contact information. If that doesn't work, I'll come out and settle the matter. I'll split the account 55% afterwards. You pick first, and the rest belongs to me! How about it, buddy, is it interesting?"
"Nonsense! What are you looking at? They are clearly looking at Lin Beifan, this little piece of meat! You are old, fat and greasy. Get out of here!"Hu Yifei said
"Hey, hey, Hu Yifei, just say what you say, no personal attacks!"Lu Ziqiao was excited.
Hu Yifei opened the bottle cap with one hand, and then asked coldly:"Am I wrong in what I said?"
"That’s right, everything you said, Hu Nuxia, is right! Lu Ziqiao wilted and continued Beifan:"Do you want to do it or not?"
Lin Beifan said helplessly:"It's better not to give up. I'm a very conservative person." Their eyes were so green, as if they wanted to swallow me up. I was afraid I would never come back again!"
"Well said, this is what a good man should be like!"Hu Yifei gave a thumbs up
"Go ahead and be a gangster!"Lu Ziqiao pushed Lin Beifan away.
Lin Beifan walked over and showed a charming smile:"Hello, beauties!"
"Hi handsome man, good evening! Are you here to make an appointment with us? This is our contact information, phone number, QQ, WeChat and MSM, all! Can be tied at any time, anytime available!"
In less than a moment, Lin Beifan already had a bunch of business cards in his hand.
Lin Beifan's smile did not change:"Actually, I just want to ask you, where is the bathroom?"
"I know, I'll take you there!"
"Go away, the handsome guy is clearly asking about me, I should be the one leading the way!"
"I'm here, you voluptuous bitches go away!"
……
Then, they actually started fighting.
Lu Ziqiao, who was hiding behind, couldn't help but start a fight?
Could it be that Brother Lin's stupidity made them angry?
I have to go help him!
At this time, Lu Ziqiao, who was very loyal, made a grand appearance:"Hey, beauties, don't fight. Is there anything I can do for you? My brother may be a bit clumsy. I apologize to you on his behalf. I will help you later. Teach him a lesson!"
The beauties were angry when they heard this.
"What, you want to teach our handsome guy a lesson?"
"You are the bad guy!"
"Sisters, hit him!"
Then dozens of slaps came. Lu Ziqiao's head buzzed from the slaps, and he was completely stunned.
I came to break up the fight, why did you all hit me?
With Lin Beifan's comfort, the matter finally ended.
Lin Beifan supported Lu Ziqiao and walked over. Everyone in the love apartment was shocked when they saw it.
"Lu Ziqiao, what's wrong with you? Your face is so red and swollen that you cooked it? Hu Yifei was surprised and quickly made room for him to sit down, and asked the waiter to bring him ice water.
"This little look looks like I usually eat lobster!"Zhang Wei expressed his opinion
"It looks like it was a woman who beat me. Did you get off to a bad start? But why is Lin Beifan okay? Zeng Xiaoxian said
"Nephew, you are disfigured. How can I explain this to your parents?"Tang Youyou is anxious
"The bad guys finally get their comeuppance!"Meijia was gloating, but she was actually a soft-spoken person. She took out the small square towel she carried with her, wrapped it in ice cubes and put it on Lu Ziqiao's face:"Does it hurt? Lu
Ziqiao held her red and swollen head, looked at the life in front of her, and cried aggrievedly:"I obviously have good intentions, why am I the one who has to shoulder everything?""
"Stop talking, everyone. In fact, this is just a misunderstanding!" Lin Beifan simply told what happened, and finally gave a thumbs up:"Brother Zi Qiao, you are truly loyal and a good brother!"
"I didn't expect you, Lu Ziqiao, to be so brave, but this slap was too innocent. Brother Lin, you are so charming that you can actually cause internal strife among beauties! Zeng Xiaoxian said
"That’s no good, he’s rich and handsome……"Meijia is a nymphomaniac again
"Zi Qiao, this time it was a bad start, let’s go again next time! Lin Beifan said
"No, I will never go with you again! Lu Ziqiao said in horror:"If I go out with you again, give me 108 ways to die for my aunt."
Tang Youyou:"……"_Feilu reminds you: three things about reading - collection and recommendation
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