My soul can rest on the way of heaven

The two great emperors sighed, feeling that they were born at the wrong time, and laughed at the ignorance of the world.

Not long after, another mental patient was sent in.

This time is special because he is a three- or four-year-old child, less than the waist of an adult. He has dark circles under his eyes, two buns, and his hands are directly inserted into his pants as he walks. Wandering this way and that, holding a piece of grass in his mouth, he smiled very evilly, looking like a delinquent child

"Nezha is here too!"

"Nezha!"

The two great emperors shouted

"Emperor Yan, Emperor Ye Tian, ​​why are you here?"Nezha was very happy. He spat out the grass in his mouth, ran over with his slippers on, and looked at each other through the gate.

"We woke up and were sent in as mental patients. What about you?" Emperor Yan sighed

"I'm not!"Nezha shook his head

"Not really? Then how did you get in?" Emperor Yan asked

"Nezha, how did you wake up?" Emperor Ye Tian asked

"Alas, it’s hard to look back on the past! When I was playing with fire at home, I accidentally burned down the house, so I woke up. I accidentally saw that the director of this mental hospital was a teacher, so I pretended to be mentally ill! So, I'm smart, right?"Nezha raised his eyebrows and showed a very proud smile.

"So that’s it!"The two of them suddenly understood

"Nezha, where is your good friend Ao Bing? Didn't you come together?" Emperor Yan asked

"If you didn’t tell me, I would have almost forgotten! Nezha slapped his head, took out a slippery loach from his pocket, and said,"This is my good friend Ao Bing. I found it after a lot of effort!""

Emperor Ye Tian: Emperor Yan:"……"

Nezha, you still said you are not mentally ill?

Nezha was excited:"Why do you look at me, do you doubt me? He just hasn't awakened yet. When he awakens, he will definitely turn into a human form, or transform into a real dragon~!"

Emperor Ye Tian and Emperor Yan:"……"

No wonder he was sent here. If this isn't mental illness, what is it?

Even I, the two mentally ill people, despise you!

The two caregivers outside were laughing so hard that they couldn't stand upright. Emperor Ye Tian and Emperor Yan felt deeply frustrated.

At this moment, Nezha became excited again. He held the motionless loach in his hands and shouted,"Ah, my good friend, what's wrong with you? Why are you not moving? Are you angry with me?"

Emperor Yan reminded:"Nezha, your baby may be short of water. If you add some water to him, he can survive!"

"Nonsense! My good friend is a real dragon, what about the lack of water? Nezha was furious, then extremely sad, with tears streaming down his face:"My good friend, what's wrong with you?" , please speak quickly. How can I know what’s wrong with you if you don’t speak?……"

Nezha shook the loach vigorously.

Emperor Ye Tian couldn't stand it any longer:"If you shake it any more, you'll shake it to death!"

At this moment, Lin Beifan appeared like a savior.

Nezha saw hope, ran over with the loach in his arms, and said anxiously:"Teacher, you see my good friend is about to die, what should I do? Is there any way you can save him?""

"Of course! Lin Beifan touched Nezha's head lovingly and said,"You know, dragons come from the sea. They need water. They can't live without water." So prepare some water for him so that he can be resurrected in place!

Nezha nodded happily:"Teacher, what you said makes sense!" Emperor

Yan sighed:"He doesn't listen to what I say. He immediately nods his head when Brother Lin says it. What a double standard!""

Then, Lin Beifan found a pot and filled it with water. He put the loach into the water and it came alive instantly.

"Teacher, he is alive, my good friend is really alive!"Nezha was very happy

"Of course, you have to trust the teacher!"As Lin Beifan spoke, he moved an induction cooker, turned on the electricity, and then placed the pot on the induction cooker to heat it.

"Teacher, what are you doing?"Nezha can't understand

"Dragons are extremely yang creatures and need to absorb the yang energy of heaven and earth in order to be resurrected. So I heated it up and let it absorb some yang energy, which might speed up its awakening! Lin Beifan said, and brought some more tools, including soy sauce, chili sauce, cumin powder, peanut oil, salt, coriander, etc.

"Teacher, you are right! But what are these?"Nezha asked if he didn't understand.

"These are all good things to assist Ao Bing in awakening! Lin Beifan picked up the oyster sauce and salt and said,"For example, these two can increase its umami flavor and make him feel the taste of the sea!""

"oh……"Nezha nodded, unsure.

Lin Baifa picked up the seasoned chicken essence and said:"This is made from the essence of the phoenix. The so-called dragon and phoenix make auspicious, and the dragon and the phoenix are indispensable. With this seasoning, the dragon nature in his body will be inspired!"

"So that's it……"Nezha is still confused.

Lin Beifan took out two things and introduced them:"This is ginger and wine. Ao Bing has just been dug out of the soil, with a strong smell of earth on his body, and his mind is dusty. We need to remove the smell from him and find himself!""

"Find yourself again……"Nezha nodded, very confused.

"What I recommend most is this abnormally spicy chili. It’s so sour and spicy that it’s unimaginable! This is the most crucial medicinal introduction, which can completely activate his yang energy and return in glory! Emperor Ye

Tian looked at him and drooled:"Brother Lin, stop talking. If you keep talking, I will get hungry!" Emperor Yan also drooled and said,"Do you need my help?" I have countless strange fires that can burn the body, burn the bones, boil the blood, peel off the skin, and speed up his awakening!"(Of)"

Finally, the loach was cooked.

Lin Beifan put it on the grill and grilled it for a few minutes. He sprinkled cumin and abnormal chili peppers on it, and the aroma was fragrant. Then he divided it into several sections and distributed them to everyone present

"tasty! Really delicious!"

"It’s so delicious that I can’t stop eating it!"

……

Everyone ate, their mouths were full of delicious food, and they felt full of happiness.

Nezha cried loudly:"You...you ate my good friend! You are all bad people with a bad conscience!"

Lin Beifan quickly put down the clean dishes and chopsticks, and said lovingly:"Don't be sad. , don’t be sad, in fact, he has transcended in advance, his life has bloomed, his life has been sublimated, we should be happy! If you don’t believe it, try it!" There was an extra piece of meat in Nezha’s mouth, he bit it down, and his mouth was full of juice.

"Mmm, it smells so good!"

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