The master of Chinese quintessence who started from the life he longed for

【One-day trip to Wuzhen,,,hehehe]

General Lin left this painting in Wengcao Village Primary School.

The group of people said goodbye to Teacher Xiang and the students, and headed back to the Mushroom House.

In the courtyard, it's quiet

"Shh!!!"

As soon as he entered the door, because Lin Wu was tall enough, he noticed Xiao H and Xiao O's family of six sleeping in the kennel, and quickly signaled everyone to be quiet.

He Jiong, Huang Lei and Peng Yuchang lowered their voices.

"What a leisurely afternoon, soaking in the sun and sleeping, it makes me want to sleep too! Huang Lei lowered his voice and said

"Teacher Huang, how about we take a nap first? Lin Wu joked

"No, no, no, this won't work. It's almost three o'clock. We have to take care of the mushroom house and prepare dinner!"

He Jiong touched his belly and interjected.

"ah? What? dinner? Peng Yuchang was extremely sensitive to the word 'dinner',"Teacher He, what did you say for dinner just now?" I did not hear it clearly?"

Lin Wu:"……"

Huang Lei:"……"

He Jiong:"……"

The three of them looked at each other, then laughed.

"Peng Peng, ah Peng Peng, why are you thinking about eating? It’s time to lose weight, Peng Peng, otherwise you won’t get the role!"He Jiong persuaded without being funny.

"Teacher He, I still remember very clearly. Last season, when Peng Peng first joined our show, he was still a very thin young man. But after one season, alas,……"Huang Lei joked with a smile

"No, Teacher He, Teacher Huang, I am really not fat, I am plump, no, no, no, no, I am not plump, I am just slightly fat. Don’t girls nowadays like boys who are slightly fat?"Peng Yuchang explained forcefully.

"Peng Peng, that's just your imagination!"Lin Wu couldn't help but interjected.

"Brother Lin Wu~" Peng Yuchang's face was filled with sadness.’

"Besides, being slightly fat is also fat! How can"slightly fat" not mean"fat"? There is a word"fat" in it anyway!"Lin Wu said venomously again.

Peng Yuchang's eyes became more and more 'sad'.

"Hahahahaha, Peng Peng! Pick up the baggage!"

"Brother Lin Wu said venomously at the same time, leaving Peng Peng speechless!"

"In the past, Peng Peng had 360 degrees with no dead ends, but now it has 360 degrees with no edges, hahahaha!"

"Teacher Huang, do you still have the nerve to say that your conscience won’t hurt? Don’t you still know why Peng Peng gained weight? It’s not because your cooking is so delicious!"

"Damn it! Suddenly I remembered that little brother Lin Wu seems to be a foodie too! After this season, brother Lin Wu will also be fat, right?"

"No, no, no! My little brother Lin Wu is a martial arts practitioner, how could he be fat!"

"It’s just that, and we like fat boys!"

"Haha, woman!"

"……"

The screen returns to the mushroom house

"By the way, I prepared something for our pots and pans!"

He Jiong said, hurriedly ran into the house, took out four scarves from his backpack, and ran out again.

On these four scarves, there were printed the four characters pots and pans and their corresponding cartoon patterns.

"Let me tell the truth! He

Jiong looked at the camera with those scarves and said seriously:"The reason why I prepared this thing is actually for the sake of the audience. Although I can already tell which pots and pans are which, the audience Friends, it should be difficult to tell the difference for a while!"

He Jiong said seriously, walked to the kennel, and greeted the first little Shiba Inu:"Xiaopen, get up, Xiaopen, I'll bring this to you!"

The result.

The first little Shiba Inu ignored him, but the third little Shiba Inu jumped up.

"I'm not calling you a little pot, I'm calling you a little basin. Why are you jumping up? Get down, get down!"He Jiong waved his hand.

"Little Pot, Little Pot, if you don’t get up, your nameplate will be taken away by Little Pot!"He Jiong greeted the first little Shiba Inu again.

The first little Shiba Inu was still motionless, but the third Shiba Inu became more and more excited.

"Hey, this is strange, what happened to Xiaopen today? Why are you ignoring me?"He Jiong was confused.

"Teacher He, Teacher He!

The director couldn't help but interjected:"The one that jumped up is the little basin!""

The words fell.

He Jiong's face froze.

One second!

Two seconds!

Three seconds!

After two or three seconds of stiffness,

He Jiong came back to his senses.

"Hey, hey hey……"

He Jiong scratched his head and said nonsensically:"Mistake, it was just a mistake!"

He Jiong smiled awkwardly and wrapped Xiaopen's nameplate scarf around it.

Then, he took out Xiaoguo's nameplate scarf and greeted the first little Shiba Inu:"Okay, OK, Xiaoguo, it's your turn!"

The first little Shiba Inu still didn't move at all. On the contrary, , the second one jumped up.

He Jiong paused, and an ominous premonition suddenly emerged.

He turned his head stiffly and looked at the director.

The director nodded solemnly and said:"Teacher He, you are right, the one jumping up now is a small pot!"

"Hahahahahaha, Teacher He, didn’t you say that you can already tell which pots and pans are which?"Huang Lei couldn't help laughing.

"Mistake! That was just a mistake!"

He Jiong said, and put a nameplate scarf around Xiao Guo.

Then, he hesitated for a while among the remaining two Shiba Inu dogs, and took out Xiao Guo's nameplate scarf. Under everyone's curious gaze, Pointing at one of the little Shiba Inu dogs, he greeted:"Xiao Lao, it's your turn!"

Then.

Another little Shiba Inu jumped up.

He Jiong:"djisdskufksdujfkdsdjikdfy7we6rsdaidf……"