The Sims System of Comprehensive Comics
Chapter 2925
Control the character to move forward, and every encounter in the process will make the audience laugh.
There is no way, the combination of the action of pulling the trigger and the reaction force caused by the bullet firing makes the whole scene look unusually funny!
Do you still remember the two bridges in the first level of Contra that will explode if you step on them?
On the Famicom, you will encounter it within a few steps, but in the virtual game, you have to go through five levels and kill six generals before you can reach this position.
The anchor passed smoothly on the first bridge, but when he encountered an enemy on the second bridge, the anchor subconsciously turned around and clamped so hard that he fell into the river as expected.
Anchor:"……"
"How the hell am I going to attack like this!"
【Anchor, have you watched synchronized swimming? Just put your head down and your butt out of the water!】
【23333~】
【The god is so big that he puts his butt out of the water with his head down! Do you want to laugh me to death and inherit my three and twenty-eight cents?】
【Ha ha ha ha! If the anchor had this skill, I would shoot a big rocket on the spot! Screenshots as proof! 】
When the anchor saw the damaging moves these villains used on him, his entire face began to twitch uncontrollably!
This is not the NES version! If you don't do it right now, you will really drown in the water!
"You've had enough! In fact, the attack is secondary. If the key arm cannot move, swimming will be very uncomfortable!"
"It would be too slow to move forward with only two legs... Isn't there any other way?……"
The anchor pondered for a moment, and when he saw a soldier passing by above his head, he subconsciously pinched
"Huh?"
As if he had thought of some way, the anchor's eyes lit up and he started to slap him!
"Ha ha ha ha!!! Bros! I have a thruster!!"
Although the character controlled by the anchor has his head above the water now, who can not know what is going on with him when he sees his head jumping forward?
【Damn it! 666 Ah!】
【Isn’t this a scene from a funny anime? Serial fart turbo?】
【Strange swimming methods have been added again! 】
The live broadcast room has become extremely happy once again. Now everyone no longer urges the anchor to move on, but just wants him to play in the river for a while longer!
This scene is so funny!
Of course, you can’t play like this all the time. No matter how interesting it is, there will be times when you’ve had enough, so it only lasted about three minutes, and the host chose to move on.
"By the way, there is an airdrop here... I want to get the shotgun thing for it."
As he said that, the anchor turned back while walking. He had to pay attention to the timing of the airdrop, and he also had to find the right position, otherwise he would not be able to stop it.
After the target appeared in the line of sight, the anchor found the right opportunity to jump out and then lay down. Another crazy pinch on the ground!
If nothing else, by the time this game is over, he will definitely be better at pinching than most people...
Bang!
"yes! It actually worked!"
The anchor himself didn't expect to find it so accurately. He was extremely excited after it was done!
Then he quickly got up and picked up the new weapon. When he looked back, the weapon on his butt was indeed different..
In the barrage [666], the anchor smiled and started to test-fire the new weapon. No one expected that the anchor just clamped it, and the next moment he was pushed by a huge recoil force and almost fell to the ground! That’s right!
, the recoil of shotguns is greater!
"I'm so speechless……"The anchor had a black line on his face,"Does this mean I have to take a few steps back when I encounter an enemy?"
After a few more attempts, the recoil was still ridiculously large, and then a barrage caught everyone's attention.
【Anchor, try to see if you can take off! I think this recoil is okay! 】
In an instant, everyone’s eyes lit up
"Damn it! Brother is a talent! I'll try it now!"
The anchor's expression at the moment was like Erha, and his tongue was hanging out when he was laughing. He seemed to have figured out how funny that scene was.
With the expectations of countless people, the anchor looked up, and then he laughed again. Crazy clip!
"Give me...get up!"
"Damn, damn, damn!! Brothers, have you seen it?! Okay! I can fly!"
Can you imagine that scene?
A shirtless tough guy is lying on his back, his whole body"twitching" rhythmically in mid-air, accompanied by a loud"bang bang bang" sound, and there is still a lot of pain underneath his body. During the stop of the spray...
This is true. Your stomach will hurt from laughing! You can't even stand up straight when you laugh!
Even the anchor himself laughed crazy!
He laughed until he fell to the ground again, curled up and hit the ground It took me a long time to get out!
"Hahaha...ahem! The anchor choked with laughter,"This game has really changed... I am completely convinced by Teacher Nangong!""
Many viewers also agreed! Many people now want to play this spoof version of Contra in person. It is so fun! After a while, the anchor who finally laughed enough chose to start again.
"Everyone! Watch me perform!"
The next scene is a wonder!
After the anchor"flyed" using the method just now, he leaned forward slightly. Under the effect of such reaction force, the character he controlled began to move forward in the air.
And it was moving forward. During the process, the bullets were still pouring down diagonally, leaving no one alive!
This was a proper flying"flying" bombing"base"!
Just like that, amidst everyone's wild laughter, the anchor"Flying" all the way to the boss position at the bottom of the level, with the crazy outpouring of ammunition, the first level was successfully passed.
Nangong Yan, who had dived to watch the whole process, had to admit that he was smiling very happily.
He was also very satisfied. After all, wasn't the original intention of making the spoof version just to see this scene?
After exiting the anchor's live broadcast room, Nangong Yan came to another live broadcast room.
Compared with the live broadcast room just now, this place is a little different. Douluo's live broadcast room is where the anchor laughs along with the audience. The more you laugh, the happier you will be!
In this"Digging for Ascension" live broadcast room, the audience is indeed still laughing very happily, but the anchor wears the pain The mask was on.
As soon as Nangong Yan came in, he heard the voice of the anchor who was going crazy and seemed to be going crazy. As for the game screen, do you still have to think about it? It must have fallen out of nowhere again!
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