"Do you want me to laugh to death and then inherit my game currency?"

"What a genius to be able to choreograph such a dance!"

"If you accidentally dance, do you think you are from India?"

"Ouch, it really kills me!~"

……

The most impressive thing is Jiang Bao, with dull eyes, dull body, and unusual dress, but he insists on saying that he has never given up on his dream of becoming a great composer.

There is also a fat guy who dreams of becoming a great dancer.

There are other actors who only show one side. Although they only have one side, they all do this to make the audience remember them, so they dress up in any way. They look very serious, but they are very coquettish on the inside.

"Who designed this dance? I'm too embarrassed to see anyone!"

"It seemed fine at the time, but why is it so funny now? I don’t want to lose face?"

"It's definitely not me, I'm a dancing idiot!"

"It seems to be Senior Brother Wu……"

Wu Xiaojing jumped to his feet and denied repeatedly:"It's not me! Don't think too much! I admitted the wrong person!"

He denied three times in a row, using it very skillfully.

The brothers immediately looked over, with eyes that revealed the truth, and let out a long sigh:"The truth has been exposed. It turns out that Director Wu is the most serious one! A typical boring man!"

Wu Xiaojing:"……"

This inexplicable awkward dance,"Shaolin Kung Fu + Dance" has become a classic scene in the film.

The members who danced in it were later called the"Shaolin Dance Troupe".

The movie continues.

Ah Xing went to find his senior brother Tietou Kung to promote Shaolin Kung Fu together.

But the senior brother has been smoothed by society and has seen through the reality. In addition, his life is very unsatisfactory. He knows that Ah Xing is just a delusion, so he turns a blind eye to Ah Xing and does not even want to have anything to do with him.

Then, the scene of"Shaolin Kung Fu + Singing" appeared.

The two wore monks' fake hoods and Shaolin martial arts uniforms, held guitars, and sang songs that were completely out of tune.

Senior Brother:"I am the Iron Tou Gong, and he is the Vajra Legs……"

Ah Xing:"I am Vajra Legs, he is Iron Head Kung Fu……"

Just a few words back and forth, I still felt good about myself, and I interacted with the audience, which made the movie and the audience happy again.

"I never thought a person could be so mean!"

"Now, I really want to beat them up!"

"Finally I understand why the senior brother has been holding on for so long!"

"I need a wine bottle now!"

……

The audience didn't expect that just this simple shot would make people laugh so hard that their stomachs hurt.

A sentence suddenly came to my mind:"Funny, really!"

In the movie, the two of them were really hit with a bottle.

The movie continues, Ah Xing and Ming Feng meet again. Ming Feng discovers that Ah Xing's legs are very powerful and he is a good prospect for playing football, so he convinces him to play football and participate in the National Super Cup Football Competition in order to promote Shaolin Kung Fu..

So, A Xing embarked on the journey to find his brothers.

Every senior brother is top-notch. Not only do they dress up weirdly, but they also have different personalities. None of them feel normal.

Every time they meet, it is a source of laughter. The audience in the entire cinema does not know how many times they laughed.

Since each of the fellow apprentices was having an unsatisfactory life, they rejected Ah Xing's invitation.

They thought there was no hope, but the unsatisfactory life actually inspired the fighting spirit of the brothers, so they put on their pajamas and exposed their breasts, wore slippers to expose their leg hair, held an expired cigarette in their mouths, and wore sunglasses. We met on the rooftop.

Finally started the Shaolin football journey.

At this point, the film was barely halfway through, but the audience was in tears and laughing so hard.

Even people passing by outside the theater were curious about what movie was playing inside and why everyone was laughing so happily and loudly.

"Actually, originally I wanted to make the photo more serious and highlight the theme of fighting spirit."Wu Xiaojing spread his hands, feeling very helpless:"But the brothers and sisters are so talented, their imaginations are beyond the sky, and they ended up making such a comedy. In the end, even I was fooled. Lin

Beifan:"No matter how you explain it, you can't deny that you are a typical boring man.""

····Asking for flowers·········

Wu Xiaojing:"……"

Mingfeng took Ah Xing and others for training, and many funny plots broke out.

For example, Ah Xing kicked the football through the sky, waited for a long time for the ball to fall, and then was kicked through the sky...

The third senior brother was pinned to the ground by the sixth junior brother and forcefully kissed, and twice...

After a After arduous training, this unknown Shaolin football team was finally going to play a friendly match. As a result, they encountered a team that did not follow the rules. Every brother was pressed to the ground and rubbed against each other. It was particularly miserable.

But the Shaolin football team is a girls football team after all. Every brother and sister has begun to awaken, and the gods have returned to their places.

After awakening, the brothers possessed pure Shaolin Kung Fu, and then began to beat each other.....0

""Shaolin Kung Fu + Football" finally came to the stage.

Only this time did the audience realize that Shaolin Kung Fu plus football is so beautiful and the playing is so enjoyable.

"It would be great if our football team was of this caliber!"

"If he really had such a level, he would have already entered the World Cup and won the championship!"

"Don't think too much, it's just a dream!"

"You can’t hit the ball with kung fu in real life!"

……

Even if you know it's fake, the audience is still attracted

"Brother Zhang’s action design is still good. I heard that Brother Zhang knew how to create these actions. He spent two weeks forgetting all sleep and food, with less than three hours of rest every day, before he finally came up with these actions!"Wang Baobao said excitedly.

Wu Xiaojing nodded:"As expected of Wu Zhi, these actions are unimaginable!"

"I heard that I slept with a football in my arms several times!"

……

"It’s not just my fault, everyone has a share!"Zhang Jing said modestly, but he was smug in his heart.

He was very happy to be recognized by everyone.

In the movie, with the help of superb Shaolin Kung Fu, the Shaolin football team finally defeated the opponent and convinced the opponent to join. Shaolin Football Team.

So the National Cup began. The Shaolin Football Team defeated one strong team after another, and finally reached the finals, and met the devil team, a powerful villain._Please download the novel without underlining Feilu novels

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