If you have money, you will become stronger.

Another bad old man trying to take advantage of me!

Why do these old men all have the same moral character?

Or am I just too unlucky and jealous of talented people to meet these bad old men?

Needless to say, the old man Chao who smelled of alcohol but was not drunk before him was the legendary Bacchus.

I saw this wine god standing up unsteadily, smelling of alcohol, and said with a smile:"My granddaughter is only 28 years old. She is as beautiful as a flower. She is a golden boy and girl with you. We are a perfect match at first sight. Come on. Become my grandson-in-law, and your dowry will be my wine cellar, which contains thousands of fine wines. How about it?" You are actually trying to induce me...

Besides you, an alcoholic, who would treat that wine as a treasure?

"Drunkard, I'm married! Lin Beifan said angrily.

The old man's eyes were full of disappointment and he said:"That's such a shame. Why did you get married so early at such a young age?" Then his eyes lit up again :

"How about you become my god-grandson, and the wine cellar will still be given to you!""

Lin Beifan:"……"

Do you want to take advantage of me so much?

"roll! Stay three feet away from me, or I will give you one foot of red! Lin Beifan said angrily.

"What is Yizhanghong?"The drunkard was confused.

Lin Beifan chuckled and said maliciously:"Then I will burst your anus and make your anus blood spurt ten feet away!" drunkard:"……"

It’s true that people cannot be judged by their appearance. This kid is so handsome, but why is his mind so evil?

Dionysian felt his anus tighten

"Hahaha, Bacchus, you too have today!"Old Han Tou led the old yellow dog and came over laughing.

"Huh? Old Han, why are you here too?"The drunkard was a little confused.

"Why can't I come? This place is my home, I don’t know how many times I’ve been here!"Old Han Tou took out a rocking chair from the house as if he were on his own territory, then lay on it and rocked leisurely.

He took the old yellow dog by the hand and went to look for food.

"Old drunkard, why are you here? Your home is 108,000 kilometers away from here. How come you have time to come to this small place?"Old Han tilted his head and asked very leisurely.

"I mainly came here with my granddaughter. She wanted to come to Jiangnan City to find inspiration. I thought that the old chef also lived here. When I thought of his delicious food, I followed him when I had nothing to do. But my granddaughter is a bit naughty and she left me alone when she came to Jiangnan City, so I had to come alone. I didn’t expect you two old men to be here!"The old drunkard took a sip of wine, shook his head and smiled bitterly.

"Your drunkard is now an adult, but he still loves to drink as much as before?"

"That's no good, she has inherited the fine traditions of my family!"The drunkard said proudly.

At this time, the old chef came out of the house and said very annoyed:"You all want to come and eat free rice? Why don't you go and work for me! If anyone doesn't do it, there will be no food to eat tonight!"

"Where is that guy Lao Qin?"

"I've already gone fishing, how can I be so unconscious like you? The old chef was furious again:"Just give me a moment to be lazy, and I'll tell you if there's nothing to eat tonight!""

Old Han stood up with a whoosh and ran to the vegetable garden without saying much.

"I also need to go? Look, I'm so drunk that I'm unconscious……"The drunkard shook the bottle and said.

The old chef said angrily:"Stop pretending! Even if everyone in the world is drunk, you can't be drunk!"

"But I'm new here, can't you take care of the guests?"The drunkard was dissatisfied.

The old chef smiled coldly:"What kind of guests are those who eat and drink? If you don’t work anymore, you will look good!"

The drunkard put down the bottle and disappeared with a whoosh. He was walking as fast as flying, and he was even and steady. Where did he look a little drunk?

Lin Beifan could tell. This wine god was a drama queen and a restless master.

Seeing these stinky things , All the shameless old guys ran away, and the old chef showed an amiable smile:"Xiaofan, you are here, I have recently researched and cooked a dish, how about we share the fire? I don’t know why, but without your help, I can’t always make it taste like that.……"

Lin Beifan:"……"

Get rid of these smelly old men and then have me all to yourself. I think this is your real purpose.

Can it be less cliche and more sincere?

Everyone performed their duties and cooperated tacitly. An hour later, a table of fragrant and sumptuous food was freshly baked.

"fragrant! It smells so good!"The God of Bacchus took a deep breath, and then praised him repeatedly:"Old God of Cooking, your cooking skills have improved again after a few years. The smell alone makes me want to stop. If I really eat it,……"

The old chef said humbly:"It's not just me alone, but also Lin Xiaozi. Only he can make the taste so unique, which I can't compare to!"

"Ah, I didn’t expect that this boy is so good-looking and can cook well. He is a good family man. It would be a pity not to be my son-in-law.……"The drunkard said with great pity.

Lin Beifan:"……"

Why are you still thinking about this joke?

How much do you need a grandson-in-law?

"Okay, okay, stop complimenting each other and eat your food quickly. I'm so hungry that I can't help it anymore."Lao Qintou licked his saliva and said, grabbed the chopsticks and couldn't wait to pick up a piece of meat and put it into his mouth, and ate it intoxicatedly.

"Wait, there is good food, but how can there be no good wine?"The drunkard shouted to the outside world:"Young men, quickly bring up the wine I have collected. I will not get drunk with them today!""

"You left when you were drunk. It seems that you are planning to stay here today!"The old chef said with a smile.

"How many rooms do you still need?"

A bodyguard came up with a jar filled with wine.

The jar was sealed with mud and seemed to be old. The old drunkard skillfully opened the mud seal on the jar, and suddenly there was a mellow aroma of wine. spread

"fragrant! Old Hantou perked up and said,"The aroma of this wine is better than any wine I have ever drunk!""

The old drunkard filled the wine jar for everyone in turn, and said with a smile:"This is the liquor I brewed myself. It has a very vulgar name called Xianren Zui, which means that immortals will get drunk after drinking it. However, this white wine is delicate, warm, non-irritating, and has health-preserving effects. It is most suitable for those of you who are older. However, don’t be greedy for drinks. Drink at most one bowl per person. The best state is half-drunk and half-awake. If you drink too much, you will be drunk and stay awake all day and all night!"

Just like that, a few people were eating and drinking, and they were very happy.

They were full of wine and food, and all the old men were tipsy.

Only Lin Beifan and the God of Bacchus stayed awake. It was normal for old drunkards not to get drunk, but Lin Beifan drank them all. It's not normal to have three big bowls and still not drunk.