The Supreme Prosecutor of the Tang Dynasty

How fucking stupid and fat do I have to be to shatter this marble floor just by falling down?

You also said that I have never seen a marble floor? What is being a father? Country bumpkin?

The most hateful thing is, you actually asked me to pay for it? Pay for your floors?

I'll pay it to your sister! Is there anyone so fucking bully?

Park Daosi was extremely confused, angry, speechless, and very depressed! But...at this moment, what else can I say?

From Li Er to the civil and military officials of the Manchu dynasty, they all have the same caliber. What does this mean? This bitch clearly wants to bully me!

It is simply unbearable!

"His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, you Tang Dynasty...don't go too far!"

"Have you forgotten that I... am from Goguryeo?"

At this moment, due to the strong anger, Park Daosi could not even feel the pain in his body, and said coldly:"I, Goguryeo, are extremely powerful and unparalleled in the world, what do I have?"

"As a person from Goguryeo, how could I never see marble floors? This is not a rare thing in Goguryeo. Even ordinary people can use it in their homes, right?"

"How could you have never seen someone fall down because it was too slippery?"

"Stop looking down on others!"

"Even if...even if……"Pu Daosi took a deep breath, and then said depressedly for a while:"Even if I really fell, it would be impossible to break the marble slab directly, unless there is something wrong with the marble floor itself!"

Chen Qiu:"……"

"So, after all is said and done, you just don’t want to pay?"

Why are you talking so much? Don't you just don't want to apologize? Damn you, there is so much nonsense!

Chen Qiu's eyes were full of contempt, and the civil and military officials and Li Er also reacted, with sarcasm on their lips.

This kind of At that time, Datang should have been more pretentious, but this Pu Daosi's pretense was really good, leaving Li Er a little helpless.

Fortunately, Chen Qiu took action, using strong methods and not following the routine, directly giving him He knelt down, otherwise Li Er would have been so angry that he would blow his beard and stare.

Now seeing Pu Daosi's bitter expression, everyone was naturally in a good mood.

"It wasn't me who broke it, why should I pay for it?"

Pu Daosi got a stiff neck. Compensation? It's impossible to lose money. It's impossible to lose money in this life.……

"Not who are you? Wei Zheng's eyes widened, as if in disbelief:"The damaged floor is still under you!" If it's not you, is there a ghost?"

"After all, you are also an envoy of Goguryeo. Are you so cowardly as a mouse, do you dare to do something you dare not do?"

"nonsense!

Pu Daosi shouted:"How can I, a person from Goguryeo, dare to do something that I should not do?" But it was indeed not my fault, so of course I won’t pay for it!"

"Is it?"At this time, Chen Qiu suddenly said in a sinister way:"Is it possible that you, Goguryeo, are poor people, and you, the envoy, can't afford to pay for it?"

"How can it be? ? ? Pu

Daosi's expression changed slightly, but his attitude was very tough. He gritted his teeth and said,"What do I, Goguryeo, have?" Can't you afford to pay for a few pieces of floorboards like yours?"

"That’s all, tell me, I’ll pay you any amount of money! Just think of it as charity!"

Originally, when he said he would compensate, everyone had smiles on their faces...

After all, as long as he was asked to compensate, it meant that he had given in. It meant... In this confrontation, Datang won!

But this guy The last sentence offended everyone in an instant.

Charity?

I am giving alms to you, damn me!

I am so great in China, the great Tang Dynasty, and I don’t need these two fucking floors of yours? Are you giving me alms? You damn thing. Mom, you really dare to say that!

"How much silver is it? Li

Er smiled, with a cold smile, and said almost sinisterly:"It's easy to say, it's easy to say... The marble floors used in my Jinluan Palace all come from Shu!""

"Shu land?"Pu Daosi was stunned...

How could he know about Shu? But he had a vague feeling that... I would be at a loss if I didn't let it go!

After all, Li Er didn't directly say the price, but just talked about this and that. There must be something in it. Problems like this!

What problem? Nonsense, of course it’s just to pave the way for raising the price!

"You are a barbarian, and you don’t know that Shu is normal."Chen Qiu took over Li Er's topic and said with a smile:"There is a poem that is very well written."

"The road to Shu is as difficult as climbing to the sky!"

"In other words, the road to Shu is more difficult than the road to heaven! Therefore, the manpower and material resources required to transport these marble slabs from Shu are astonishing.~"

"So, this price……"

Chen Qiu winked at Li Er.

Li Er nodded lightly, then grinned:"Originally, the price of each marble floor in my Jinluan Palace was one hundred thousand taels of silver!"

"But you are the envoy of Goguryeo, and it was an unintentional mistake, so I will give you a 20% discount!"

"As I see it, you damaged four floors in total. With a 20% discount, the total is 320,000 taels of silver.……"

"Yes, three hundred and twenty thousand taels of silver, can you give me the money?"

Chen Qiu stepped forward directly and asked Pu Daosi to give him the money.

Pu Daosi:"┌(Д)┐！！！"

Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!!!

How many? Three hundred and twenty thousand taels of silver? Just a few floors? Damn it, uncle, why the hell didn’t you go grab it?

I'm done! Even if it's a robbery, it's not that expensive, right?

The most important thing is, where the hell can I find 320,000 taels of silver for you? Why the hell did I bring all this money with me along the way?

How the hell is this possible?

In addition to being shocked and angry, Pu Daosi's face gradually darkened...

He was not stupid, and he could naturally understand that the reason why the price was so high was entirely because Chen Qiu and Li Er were playing tricks on themselves and wanted to make a fool of themselves. Pretend to be cool in front of others and show off your authority?

Thinking of this, although he was very unhappy and depressed, Pu Daosi could only sigh silently, knowing that he had completely lost this round and could not recover at all!

Thinking of this, Pu Daosi smiled bitterly and whispered:"Your Majesty, Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, are you kidding? How can these four floors be worth 320,000 taels of silver?"

"That's all, I'm here to help you, the emperor who beat him, and the civil and military officials of the Tang Dynasty and Manchu Dynasty. This money... just forget it, right?"

"Or, the price is lower?"

Although he is very angry, depressed, and aggrieved. But Pu Daosi doesn't have too many worries. After all, don't you just want to show off and take the initiative? At the worst, I will just give you the initiative. Is it really possible? Are you asking me to pay so much money?

Are you kidding me!

(Please collect, please collect, please collect)