The Supreme Prosecutor of the Tang Dynasty

Li Er had already received news about the Goguryeo envoy's mission to the Tang Dynasty, but it was not until now that he received the news that they had arrived.

When an envoy from a country comes to meet with the Tang Dynasty, the first thing he must do is... show off!

Whether it was the envoy of Goguryeo or Li Er, the first thought was to show off!

Although it sounds a bit vulgar and a bit weird, in fact, it is just like that and there is nothing wrong with it!

After all, this is equivalent to a meeting between countries. If you don't show off and show yourself to be more awesome, won't you be looked down upon?

Therefore, this pussy must be pretended, and it must be pretended beautifully and wonderfully! Otherwise, it would be embarrassing...

All civil and military officials naturally knew this truth. Therefore, as soon as Li Er said this, everyone began to prepare silently.

Cheng Yaojin bared his teeth for a while, as if he wanted to look more ferocious.

Even before the Goguryeo envoy arrived, he directly had a warm-up exercise with Yuchi Gong...

Changsun Wuji looked at his nose and heart, as if he was recuperating, but in fact, his eyes were shining, obviously he was What ideas do you have.

Even Wei Zheng, an old guy who wants to fight Chen Qiu and even Li Er, is silently preparing to fight at this moment.

Normally, no matter how hard everyone fights behind closed doors, it is all internal fighting, but now that there are outsiders in front of them, it must be unanimous and open to the outside world.~

"The Goguryeo envoy has arrived!"

Not long after, following the message from the guards outside the door, the Goguryeo envoy arrived!

"Announcement!"

Old God Li Er is sitting on the dragon throne.

"Xuan, the Goguryeo envoy came to see you!"

The eunuch's voice was sharp and loud, and it spread far away. Soon, an envoy dressed in traditional Goguryeo clothes strode over.

Facing the"ferocious" gazes of the civil and military officials, this Goguryeo envoy was extremely calm. , just walked in with a swagger, as if they ignored everyone.

This made Cheng Yaojin and other generals a little dissatisfied, your uncle, are you ignoring us?

But dissatisfaction is dissatisfaction, they have nothing to do now, they are not afraid , you can’t put it on someone’s neck, right?

Pretending is all about showing off, and although you have to give power, it’s not meant to be given like this. If you really do that, it will damage the reputation of the Tang Dynasty. Although many generals have strong muscles, , but not stupid either.……

"Pu Daosi, the envoy of Goguryeo, met the Emperor of Tang Dynasty!"

He walked directly to Chen Qiu, bowed his hand to Li Er, and said his name.……

"Whoring until death? ? ?"

Chen Qiu's eyes widened in an instant, and he almost burst out laughing.

With your name, you are a little too unique, right? And... you are such a good girl, you have beautiful thoughts! You still prostituted yourself to death! What? Don't you want me to kill you?

Pu Daosi just handed over his hand, but did not bow down to Li Erxing, which is the ritual of kneeling between emperor and minister, which made Li Er frown instantly.

Chen Qiu, Cheng Yaojin and others don't need to kneel, that is because the relationship is in place.! And Li Er has to rely on them in many places, so he must be given enough respect.

But who the hell are you? An envoy from a foreign country, and Goguryeo is just a small country, how dare you be so arrogant?

It's simply Don’t you take me seriously!

Li Er snorted coldly, but Changsun Wuji jumped out without him having to say anything:"How brave! Envoy of Goguryeo, you are an envoy from a small country in a small country. How dare you be so arrogant and disrespectful when you see me, the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty?"

"What a crime! ?"

"Why kneel?"

Pu Daosi looked at Changsun Wuji happily, as if he didn't take Li Er and Changsun Wuji into consideration at all.

"Although my territory, Goguryeo, is not as vast as the Tang Dynasty, in terms of status, it is far above the Tang Dynasty!"

"When I meet my Majesty the Emperor of Goguryeo, I will naturally perform the courtesy of a king and a minister, but in the Tang Dynasty……"

"Although I am a minister, I am not a minister of the Tang Dynasty. Why should I follow the rules of the Tang Dynasty?"

As soon as this statement came out, all the civil and military officials frowned angrily. Everyone was angry and wanted to slap him.

How can you be so f*cking pretentious?

Goguryeo's status is far higher than ours. Tang Shang?

Damn it to your grandma, you really fucking dare to say that! If you weren't an envoy now, and the two armies were fighting and you didn't kill the envoy, I would have killed you first!

Cheng Yaojin gritted his teeth and could hardly control his killing intent.

When facing his own people, Cheng Yaojin smiled and laughed every day, just like an angry guy. But when facing the enemy... Cheng Yaojin was absolutely intimidating. The demon king who was frightened by the news!

"snort!"

Wei Zheng stood up and said:"We, the Tang Dynasty, are the kingdom of heaven. You and the barbarians, even if the king you are waiting for is here, you still have to kneel down and worship me, the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, let alone you, a mere envoy?"

"Heavenly Kingdom?

Pu Daosi sneered:"Self-proclaimed, right?""

"There is no need to keep saying this. Moreover, I am the envoy of Goguryeo. Who are you? Are you qualified to speak to me? ? ?"

"It's simply disrespectful. Even the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty hasn't opened his mouth yet, but you still talk so much? snort!"

"you……"

Wei Zheng immediately blew his beard and stared, almost to the point of exploding with anger.

I'm your uncle! who I am? It’s fucking Wei Zheng!

Not qualified to talk to you? ? ? ?

Who the hell are you?! I have done this to His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, I don’t know how many times, why are you saying that I am not qualified to talk to you?

I fucked you, you idiot!

No etiquette yet? I really want to beat you to death!

Wei Zheng was furious. As a civil servant, Wei Zheng, who had always bullied others with words and words like knives, had the idea of ​​beating people to death for the first time!

And I want to roll up my sleeves and go into battle myself, and beat myself to death!

Just because this Park Daosi is so annoying that she can't even show off! I, the dignified imperial censor, Wei Zheng, the boss of the censorship station, have no fucking right to talk to you?

Who do you think you are? Are gods descending to earth?

Wei Zheng was furious, and Fang Xuanling stood up.……

"rude? Fang Xuanling chuckled:"No matter who you are or what your status is, when you come to the Tang Dynasty, you must abide by the rules of the Tang Dynasty!""

"When you meet the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, you cannot kneel down and bow down. Is this disrespectful to His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty?"

"I'm afraid it's you who's being rude, right?"

"Nonsense!

Pu Daosi sneered:"How can I be rude?" You have your etiquette, and I have my etiquette. What I follow is my own, my Goguryeo etiquette!"

"As for you Datang……"

"If it weren't for the vastness of your territory, I wouldn't even bother to come! Have I followed your etiquette?"

"Are you asking for trouble?"

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