The Supreme Prosecutor of the Tang Dynasty

Li Er:"……"

……

Unexpectedly, in the end, Li Er chose to grant the marriage...

There was no way, even though he was unwilling to do so, especially after Chen Qiu's such unworthy and narcissistic praise, he even I want to scold my mother.

But... things have already been decided. He, Li Er, still needs Chen Qiu's assistance. The Tang Dynasty also cannot do without a pillar like Chen Qiu!

What's more, Xiangcheng does have a crush on Chen Qiu, and he, Li Er, has no reason to reject him, either as an emperor or as a father.

When Li Er spoke, Wei Zheng's expression suddenly changed and he jumped out suddenly.

"Your Majesty, no! Wei

Zheng looked ugly and continued:"Your Majesty, Chen Qiu is already Princess Changle's consort. Now, how can he become Princess Xiangcheng's consort again?""

"One person is the consort of two princesses. If this... spreads out, your Majesty and the royal family will lose face."

"Absolutely not, Your Majesty!"

Li Er frowned for a moment and felt an extremely headache.

Damn it! I knew you, an old guy, would definitely jump out and object... It's a headache, it's a damn headache. But

Chen Qiu raised his eyebrows instantly...

Oh?

You ? Damn it, you dare to jump out and go against me? I participated in labor and management before, but labor and management haven't retaliated yet, and now you come to ruin my good deeds? Is your participation going to kill you?

"Your Majesty, I have ten books to read!!!"

Li Er suddenly turned to look at Chen Qiu:"？？？"

The moment Chen Qiu opened his mouth, Li Er was confused!

Damn it, for your sake, I was preparing to annoy Wei Zheng and take care of this old guy for you, but you suddenly showed up with another book to read, and ten more books?

Do you think I'm not busy enough or have enough headaches or something?

But since Chen Qiu said so, he, Li Er, couldn't help but listen. He could only frown and said with a painful face:"Chen Aiqing, who is the person who wants to participate?"

"What I want to participate in is! Yushitai Wei Zheng Wei Lord!"

"anything else?"Li Er thought, wait...

Damn it, these two guys are having sex again, what should I do?

Wait... It seems that I can just sit back and watch the fight! Let them argue on their own, it will save me a headache... But who are the nine people he still wants to participate in?

"Gone!"Chen Qiu shook his head

"Gone?"Li Er and the civil and military officials were stunned... but Wei Zheng's beard and hair suddenly stood up, and he said angrily:"Chen Qiu, what do you mean?"

"Means nothing!

Chen Qiu glanced at him and said cheerfully:"It's just that I want to read ten of Wei Zheng's books at once!""

Wei Zheng:"……，(〃＞Pan＜)！"

Wei Zheng was so angry that he almost vomited blood, but he didn't know what to say at this moment. He could only blow his beard and stare... and then complained to Li Er.

"Your Majesty, this old minister is loyal and devoted to his duties, and he has never committed any crimes. This Chen Qiu is simply acting nonsense! He wants to slander me!"

Li Er:"(｀ω)……"

"Ahem, Wei Aiqing, don't worry, I naturally know that you are loyal to me and the Tang Dynasty, but Chen Aiqing is also the pillar of the Tang Dynasty!"

"So let me wait and see, what exactly is Chen Aiqing trying to get involved in?"

Wei Zheng:"……(⊙o⊙)…"

Damn it, you've already said this, what else can I do?

He was so angry that his liver hurt, but he could only endure it. Then he stared and raised his ears, ready to see what Chen Qiu could say.

"Your Majesty, I will say so!"

Chen Qiu said coldly...

Wei Zheng, old man, you originally read one of my books, right? You said that I don't care about government affairs and just play in the mud every day, right?

Let's see what I can do today. I will read ten books for you at once, and you will be damned. play!

"cough!

Chen Qiu cleared his throat:"This is the first book!" I want to join Wei and conquer Lord Wei, spitting everywhere and destroying the environment!"

Wei Zheng:"？？？"

Li Er:"……"

Civil and military officials:"(⊙o⊙)…"

What the fuck? What the hell!

Everyone can still understand spitting, and this matter...not to mention, almost everyone in the court has done it, almost even Li Er.

But what the hell is environmental destruction?

"nonsense!

Wei Zheng was furious on the spot:"What damages the environment?" What's wrong with spitting? If I don't spit out the phlegm, why should I swallow it? nausea!"

"Don’t worry, this is just the first count!"

"In this second book, I want to participate in the Wei campaign and Lord Wei will urinate and defecate everywhere!!!

Wei Zheng:"Fuck!"!!"

I'll fight you!

" He immediately blew his beard and stared:"When did I defecate anywhere?" You should explain it clearly to me!"

"Three days ago, near the brothel, in the middle of the night……"

Chen Qiu spoke quietly, just for a moment, Wei Zheng's face turned green……

"how do you……"

"If you don't want others to know, you have to do it yourself~"

Chen Qiu seemed to be smiling but not smiling. Wei Zheng instantly turned red as blood and was almost angry to death.……

"I went to the brothel because I had something serious to do, not to do something dirty! You don't want to slander anyone!!!"

Wei Zheng is so angry.……

"Is it?"Chen Qiu curled his lips slightly...

Of course I know you are here to do business, and you even know what you are doing. But now, with the yellow mud in your crotch, you are still flying even if you are not flying!"

"Doing business? I dare to ask Mr. Wei, what kind of business can be done in the brothel in the middle of the night?"

"What's more... let me tell you, Mr. Wei, it seems that what I am interested in now is not your visit to a brothel, but... you defecate anywhere, right?"

"Mr. Wei, please don't take matters into your own hands!"

God damn it, he...

Visiting a brothel is much more serious in my eyes than urinating in the open, right?

Wei Zheng had a mouthful of old blood stuck in his throat, it wouldn't go up or down, and he almost fainted from anger.……

"Damn it, I didn’t see it!"

Cheng Yaojin muttered:"This old guy is quite old, and his body looks like a bamboo pole. How can he still have the energy to go to such a place?"

"I rub it, I’m envious!"Yu Chigong said to himself:"I really should let him see what my two tigresses look like... How can they go to a brothel?"

Changsun Wuji had a calm expression on his face, as if the matter had nothing to do with him, but his heart was filled with turmoil. Damn it!

Chen Qiu, this is too much!

He even investigated this matter so clearly? Then? I went to a brothel a few days ago... I can’t hide it anymore, isn’t it?

Your uncle!

Li Er:"……"

He tilted his eyes slightly and looked at Wei Zheng,"Huh, I didn't expect you to be such a censor!" In the past, you often scolded me for going to a brothel? Shame on you.

Looking at Wei Zheng again, I almost cried...

Although in this era, it is not illegal to go to brothels and brothels, but as a censor, you still go to brothels, so go ahead and go, and you don't come out until midnight...

It’s totally impossible to argue! There are ten thousand reasons that I can’t explain at this moment. But who knows, he is really here to do business!

Okay, forget it, just come out in the middle of the night, why bother peeing everywhere?

Even if you defecate anywhere, someone still finds you? ? ? Then Chen Qiu used public urination to lead him to visit a brothel, which directly caused him to not be able to explain it now...

Oh my god!

Wei Zheng went crazy...

In this era, it is actually not uncommon to defecate anywhere. After all, the level of education and education is much lower than modern times, especially many generals, who are not so particular at all...

For example, when you want to pee, you can just find a deserted corner and just release the water.

But the imperial censor is a civil servant! And he is still highly respected, and even acts as a mirror to Li Er...

This kind of existence, wandering around a brothel until midnight, and then urinating everywhere after coming out...

How embarrassing!!!

It's simply embarrassing!

In fact, it can only be described as a great shame and humiliation!!!

Seeing that Wei Zheng's face was as red as blood, Chen Qiu chuckled:"It seems that Mr. Wei has nothing to say."

"In this third book, Lord Wei, I will step into the Golden Palace with my left foot first today!"

(Sixth update, please read it, please read it)