But the question is... Do we really want to eat locusts?

What if this guy is lying to me?

Does he really have a way to solve the locust plague? I... believe it or not?

Li Er was very confused for a while...

Cheng Yaojin, Yu Chigong and many ministers saw Chen Qiu and Li Er whispering for a moment, and then Li Er frowned and remained silent, and couldn't help but be very curious.

What on earth are they talking about?

I don’t know...

What is Your Majesty thinking? That expression...oh my god, so scary!

Um? His Majesty's eyes... seem to be looking at... Cheng Yaojin? Go ahead, this look is so scary. Why does it feel like you are about to eat an old guy like Cheng Yaojin?

Hiss... Your Majesty won't have the power of Long Yang, right? But even so...why are you looking at Cheng Yaojin? This taste... is too strong!

The ministers looked at their noses and noses, as if they were not thinking about anything, but they were already thinking a lot in their hearts, and all kinds of thoughts quickly spread out.

……

"I……"

After a moment, Li Er opened his mouth and almost exhausted all his strength before he finally said:"I will believe you just once, but if you lie to me...……"

"Do you understand the crime of deceiving the emperor?"

In order to become a Saint King, Li Er153... risked his life!

Even if you think about it, once you repeat that story, and if you really eat the locust plague like in the story, then even if you can't become a Saint King instantly, The reputation will also be greatly improved in an instant!

The benefits... are huge!

The premise is... the locust plague can really be solved, otherwise... it will be a joke!

"This is natural!"

Chen Qiulue... I know you can't escape from my grasp, so what?"

"But...Chen Aiqing, I want you to act in a play with me……"

"No problem, no problem at all~"

Chen Qiu agreed with a smile.

You don't need to think about it to know that Li Er must imitate that sage. As for acting, what kind of acting?

Of course it is to praise him!

Otherwise, How boring is it to act alone?

After receiving Chen Qiu's affirmative reply, Li Er's face turned a little pale, and then his heart suddenly crossed... He took several deep breaths in confusion!

"Walk!"

Li Er calmly walked towards Cheng Yaojin, taking the lead.

Cheng Yaojin was instantly startled.……

"Your Majesty... Your Majesty?"

"Um……"

Li Er nodded, looking uninterested, and his expression was extremely gloomy. Finally, he stood in front of Cheng Yaojin and sighed quietly.

"Locusts, locust plague!"

Li Er looked ugly. He took a bunch of locusts from Cheng Yaojin's hand, held it in his hand, and looked at it carefully...

Damn! It's so ugly! No, turn it over...

It's still disgusting, this... I can't put it down!

At this moment, Li Er felt helpless, but... there is no way! We have come to this point, even for the sake of the name of the Holy Lord, we cannot retreat!

Li Er is fierce...

Your uncle, you are afraid of a hammer , the worst case scenario is that you will feel nauseated after one bite, and you will swallow it with your eyes closed, as if you are eating meat! Aren’t they all the same?

"People rely on grain as their livelihood, and if you eat it, it will harm the people. The common people have made mistakes, but for one person, he has a spirit, but it should damage my heart and do no harm to the common people."

Li Er spoke quietly. As soon as he said this, everyone was stunned.

What does this mean?

The people regard food as their wealth and life, and you eat it, which is harmful to the people. The people are guilty, and all those sins are I am alone (in my body). If you really have a spirit, just eat my heart and stop harming the people.

Everyone can understand it!

Obviously, this is Li Er, the great emperor. For the sake of the people, he actually He expressed that he would put all the sins on himself!

Even, he was willing to use his own heart to exchange for the safety of the people?

Damn it! What a great sentiment, what a sage monarch!

In just a moment, all the ministers were They were stunned. At this moment, they only felt that their scalp was numb and their blood was boiling!

However, before they could recover from these words, they saw Li Er suddenly pick up the locust kebab in his hand and put it into his mouth!

"Your Majesty, no! Chen Qiu , with sharp eyes and quick hands, stopped him:"I'm afraid it could turn into a disease, so you can't!""

Your Majesty, no! There is probably an illness! As soon as Chen Qiu spoke, many officials reacted quickly, including Cheng Yaojin, who all knelt on the ground.……

"Your Majesty, no!"

"Your Majesty is a man of great wealth, how can he be like this? It may become a disease!"

"Your Majesty, let me grow old! If they want to eat the heart, let them eat the old minister’s heart!"This is some flatterer...

They were all shouting to dissuade Li Er.

But Li Er was furious, suddenly threw Chen Qiu's hand away, and snorted coldly.……

"I am the emperor of today, the king of a country!"

"In the whole world, is it the land of the king? On the shore of the land, is it the ministers of the king!"

"All the people in the world are my subjects. Who can replace me in this matter?"

"What's more, I hope to avert the disaster, why should I avoid it?"

After saying that, Li Er's eyes suddenly turned blue, and he held his breath, just like when drinking soup. He took a sudden sip, wanting to eat a locust that was roasted until it was brown and fragrant. He wanted to swallow it in one gulp...

After all, this thing is right. For him, the pressure is still too much. Just treat it like taking medicine and swallow it in one gulp. At least it won't be that uncomfortable, right?

But here's the problem...

Locusts are really not too small!

If they are not small, forget it. , but this thing has legs!

To put it simply... my throat is stuck! I can’t swallow it!

Damn it?

Li Er stared and stopped closing his eyes. What the hell is going on? Can’t swallow it? Go down, your throat will get stuck! How can you swallow locusts?

In other words...can you only chew them?

Thinking of this, Li Er's face instantly turned green, and then he suddenly stared at Chen Qiu.

But at this moment, his face was full of Smiling.

As if aware of Li Erdan's painful and depressed gaze, Chen Qiu suddenly took a step back and shouted:"Your Majesty is truly the most holy king in all time! As long as your Majesty is here, the Tang Dynasty will be able to have good weather and good weather, and the country will be peaceful and the people will be safe. What does the locust plague mean?"

"Feel free to spend it in peace!"

Li Er:"……"

(╯)╯┻┻!

I'm going to fuck the second grandma at your uncle's house!

Labor and management are really going to vomit, why are you here to make up for the damage?

Li Er almost vomited blood...

The locust stuck in his throat and he couldn't swallow it alive. Li Er almost turned around and vomited. At this moment, the thought of becoming a saint was supporting him.

But Chen Qiu was able to hit him in an instant, pushing him to the point where he had no choice but to do anything... It's your uncle's fault!

I'll settle the score with you when I get back!

Li Er was furious, but he had no way out...

After all, many ministers, guards and even the people were watching helplessly...

And each of them had shock, emotion and admiration in their eyes. At this moment, how could Li Er let them down? ?

Isn't this a slap in the face? grass!

Just eat, I'm afraid of a hammer!

(Ahem, this is a historical allusion, I am not fooling you)_To read the ununderlined version of the novel, please download Feilu Novels

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