The Supreme Prosecutor of the Tang Dynasty

I am the fucking emperor, okay? Am I afraid of a hammer?

If I don't eat, can he still force me to eat?

I don’t want to eat, can’t I just choose not to eat? He can't force it into my mouth, can he?

However, just as Li Er had this idea, he saw Chen Qiu walking towards him step by step. He couldn't help but tremble all over, and the beard at the corner of his mouth turned up.

"Chen Qiu, what are you going to do? Li

Er immediately shouted loudly, saying with shock and panic:"Just stand there, don't move, oh shit, don't come over!""

However, Chen Qiu was not willing to listen to him, and still came over with the roasted locusts, which made Li Er couldn't help but back away, and he almost urinated in fear.

"Damn it!!!"

(╯)╯┻┻!

Turn over the table, you uncle, what are you going to do? I almost cried!

Li Er's head was covered in cold sweat and black lines, what a fool! Do I really want to eat locusts?

Damn it! No, never!

Li Er's eyes widened:"Chen Qiu, stop!"

"If you don't stop, I'll call the guards! Guard! Guard!"

Li Er is really afraid of 18, damn, those are locusts! It's so disgusting, how can Li Er be willing to eat it?

A group of guards surrounded Chen Qiu with dark faces, including Cheng Yaojin and Yu Chigong. One...

They are not going to attack Chen Qiu, but... to protect Li Er from being forced to feed the locusts by Chen Qiu!

"Your Majesty, what do you mean?"

When Chen Qiu saw this, he frowned and said with displeasure:"This is my good intention. Is it possible that your majesty is so cruel that your sincerity will be in vain?"

Li Er:"……"

Damn your uncle’s sincerity!

What kind of sincerity is this? Whoever wants it wants it? I can't bear it without happiness, so keep it as far away as you can!

Li Er stared, wishing he could spit out a mouthful of blood.

How the hell do you call this sincerity? Then what are you going to feed me when you are not sincere? Is it Chixiang?

Your uncle's!

Li Er's head was covered in cold sweat. At this moment, he really didn't know what to say, and he was complaining crazily in his heart...

He regretted it now!

I regret it very much. Why the hell do I want to stay?

Why did I just think that this scammer had something serious to talk about? Facts have proved that the scam is still a scam!

It seems that the mother-in-law still thinks that cheating me out of money before was not enough, and now she wants to cheat me into eating locusts? I'll wipe it!

Li Er wants to scold his mother!

Damn it, no matter from the psychological point of view of natural disasters and disasters, or from the physical point of view of not wanting to eat bugs, I definitely don’t want to eat this thing!

Cheng Yaojin, Yu Chigong and the many guards who surrounded Chen Qiu also had extremely exciting expressions on their faces. Many of them were swallowing their saliva...

This is a contradiction!

Seeing the bunches of locusts in Chen Qiu's hand, everyone's stomachs turned, but the alluring aroma kept coming, making people salivate.

The ministers who were watching the show were all slowly retreating...

After all, Li Er seemed to be fine now, but what about himself?

If Chen Qiu goes crazy and catches them to eat... wouldn't that be enough?

Fortunately, Chen Qiu did not stretch out his claws against them, but continued to look at Li Er with resentment, and said quietly:"Your Majesty, you really hurt people's hearts!"

"Hurt your sister!"

Li Er almost vomited blood...

If your intention is to let me eat locusts, please get away as far as you can.

Seeing Li Er's expression, Chen Qiu knew that this guy must refuse in his heart!

But you Ya refused, what else can I do with my subsequent arrangements?

Chen Qiu rolled his eyes:"Your Majesty, do you really not want to eat?"

"nonsense!

Li Er glared:"You want me to suffer these disasters?" Eat locusts? How can it be!"

"Even if I jump from here! Even if you die outside or starve to death here, there is no way I can eat a locust from you!"

"Tsk, it smells so good……"

Chen Qiu whispered……

"What?"

"nothing! He spread his hands, faced Li Er's questioning, and said helplessly:"Since Your Majesty doesn't want to eat, then don't eat. But before that, I want to tell His Majesty a story.""

"story?"

"Yes, that’s the story."Chen Qiu smiled and nodded, as if humans and animals were harmless.

But how could Li Er believe it so easily at this moment?

"Stop lying to me! I know that you are very strong. If you get close, no one can stop you from force-feeding me locusts!"

"If you want to tell a story, you can just stand there and tell it!"

Li Er is obviously very cautious and very resistant to locusts.

Psychologically speaking, locusts are the incarnation of disaster. Physically speaking, these things are disgusting bugs!

How can he trust Chen Qiu again?

"That's not okay, Your Majesty, this story is very important, and it can only be told to Your Majesty alone!"Chen Qiu refused!

"Hum, you really want to force-feed me locusts!"

Li Er had a sneer on his face. He knew you were uneasy and well-intentioned. Fortunately, I was vigilant enough. Otherwise, wouldn't I have been tricked by you?

"That's fine, just throw that thing away first!"

Li Er rolled his eyes and came up with another good idea.

Are you approaching? Okay, throw away the locusts first!

"That won't work! Chen

Qiu blinked:"These are all good things, let's do this, Uncle Cheng, come on, come on, take it first, don't drop it!" If you lose one, you can't afford to pay for it!"

Chen Qiu directly put the grasshopper skewer in Cheng Yaojin's hand, squeezed out of the crowd, and walked towards Li Er who looked 153 and still had some pain in his balls... Cheng

Yaojin:"……"

He looked down at the grasshopper in his hand, and then at Chen Qiu who had squeezed out of the crowd, and he couldn't help but get goosebumps all over his body.

Damn it, uncle!

Why the hell did it end up in my hands?

A man of labor and management is not afraid of grasshoppers, but you roasted so many grasshoppers and put them in my hand... It's disgusting, isn't it?

The most important thing is, this special girl still smells good? ? ?

Cheng Yaojin had a dark face and threw the grasshopper out almost instantly.

But thinking back to Chen Qiu saying that this thing was very valuable, his face turned green and he could only endure it.

After all... I still owe Chen Qiu several thousand taels of silver!

According to the traitor's character, if he lost these grasshoppers, the thousands of taels of silver he might owe would turn into tens of thousands of taels... Damn it!

Thinking of this, Cheng Yaojin suddenly thought in his heart, he carefully held the grasshopper skewer, fearing that he would drop it.……

……

"What on earth are you going to say?"

After Chen Qiu approached, Li Er could no longer suppress the doubts and pain in his heart, and took the initiative to ask

"Naturally, it is a very important matter. As long as this problem is solved, all the current problems can be easily solved! Chen Qiu smiled softly:"

Your Majesty, how much do you believe in the locust plague?""_To read the ununderlined version of the novel, please download Feilu Novels