God-level chat group of all worlds
Chapter 530
Iron Arm:"Sure enough, this kind of dog-licking behavior is contagious. Old monk, have you become a full-fledged dog-licker?" The unknown old monk:"You A little yellow-haired dwarf dares to say here that an old monk like me respects the old and loves the young. But with your height, it seems that you are more like a child!"
In the play Fullmetal Alchemist, Edward has always been a dwarf. Of course, he is also very taboo about others calling him a dwarf. Because of his height, he is often made fun of by people in his world.
After Tsunade finished eating the forbidden meal, she just came out of the small dark room. Naturally, she couldn't hold back her desire to speak. When she saw the old monk saying that Edward was a dwarf, she also made up for it:
"Last time I watched you go to the world of alchemy, Edward was indeed a short man. Comparing Tony's height, it seems that he is really not that tall.
Tony:"It seems like this, but I didn't notice much at the time. When you said that, I really felt that way.""
Edward was of course furious when he saw all this. Why was he even criticized for his height when he came to the Wanjie chat group?
Iron Arm:"I haven't grown taller yet. I'm still young. I'm not like For you old people, your bones have begun to deteriorate, but my height makes a big difference. Believe it or not, I can grow to two meters tall in no time. Do you believe it or not?"
Tie Guan Shen Hou:"Edward is a dwarf? It seems like this. Everyone, hurry up and start reading again! Edward is a dwarf~"
Tokisaki Kurumi:"Edward is a dwarf, Edward is a dwarf."
The unknown old monk:"Hahahaha, I didn't expect you to trick yourself. If you hadn't said that I was a licker, you might still be here today. You won't be read back by the group members. Now you are in pity." At this time, Edward was helpless. Why had he behaved himself since he joined the group? Why did he offend this old thing, the old monk? However, the function of this group of live broadcasts has really harmed me. Why can’t this live broadcast have its own height-increasing effect?
Iron Arm:"Old guy, you old licker, believe it or not, I used alchemy to destroy your temple, do you believe it or not?" The unknown old monk:"Let's talk about the boundary talisman when you can afford it, little dwarf , You can't solve the poor monk like this. I, an old monk, am so powerful in my world!"
Zhou Yang:"Edward, please stop making excuses. It seems that by default, you have always been so short. Yeah, it's a fact that can't be changed."
Faced with Zhou Yang's counterattack, Edward naturally had no choice. Who told him not to eat more and grow taller when he was born?
Orochimaru:"According to scientific research, it may be related to your genetics. If you become my experimental subject, maybe I can help you increase your height. Do you want to try it?"
Iron Arm:"No. No, Orochimaru, your experiments are really scary. You do experiments on living bodies all day long. If I were experimented on by you, I don’t know if I can be a human again. I’d better be my dwarf." Yagami
Amana :"Hahahahaha, when I heard Orochimaru say this, I immediately became self-aware. He is indeed a smart man, but no one wants to be your experimental subject, Orochimaru." Orochimaru:"
Be my experimental subject. Maybe you can get eternal life. Do you want to try it?"
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Liu Angxing:"I refuse. It's better to eat more of the Shiquan cuisine I made to replenish your body. Maybe you can grow taller. Of course, I also have to receive some benefits, but I can't go to whoring for nothing."
Shana:"Orochi. Maru, stop being so scary. Look at the research you’ve done. It’s really scary. You really dare to do anything."
Saiki Kusuo:"I always thought that eating coffee jelly can make you grow taller. You might as well try it. Try it. Edward, I highly recommend it!"
Xiao Mi:"I heard that eating potato chips and drinking Coke are both OK. You see in Xiao Mi's world, many people can grow taller by eating potato chips and drinking Coke, so These two are Xiaomi’s favorite foods."........0
Foodie King of Great Britain:"You were told that if you could grow taller by eating, I think I would become a 100-meter giant, but eating all kinds of things is indeed very tempting."
Zhou Yang:"Don't listen. They are talking nonsense, Edward. The plot setting cannot be changed. Unless you become a test subject for Orochimaru, you may be able to grow taller soon. Orochimaru, do you welcome him?"
Orochimaru:"I do. I really want to study your body. Remember to contact me if you need it. My laboratory is open for you." When
Edward heard Orochimaru say this, there was a cool breeze behind him. Orochimaru is such a terrible scientific madman, so forget it. Well, if you are short, you will be short. Maybe once he transforms you, you will no longer be human.
Steel Arm:"Orochimaru, forget it, if I were to be your experimental subject, I would rather be a dwarf, don't mess with me!" ps
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