Three Kingdoms Super Cheat Device

Zhang Fei is proud!

Hey~~~

It's really effective.

Ever since, he became even more excited and shouted:"Hit! Beat these bastards hard!"

Bang! boom! boom!

Another wave of feces and urine bombs flew towards Pingyu County.

Not to mention Cao Cao's garrison, even Zhang Fei's soldiers below the city felt disgusted.

This purely disgusting style of play is simply a double-edged sword! but......

Fortunately, they all covered their mouths and noses, and the cannonballs could be strictly controlled. Otherwise, like in the city, where every step is a pile of shit and every step is a puddle of urine, who the hell could stand it?

No!!!

It seems that Cao Ren can bear it!

This guy was on the city, and he didn't even pinch his nose. He held a steel knife and shouted angrily:"Anyone who dares to retreat will be killed without mercy!"

Wucao!

Where is your conscience? Where is the moral integrity?

The soldiers were shocked!

Cao Ren is definitely a general who defends the city. He will not take a step back in this situation. He is undoubtedly a proper general!

A soldier pinched his nose and shouted:"General, we have no intention of retreating. We are just looking for linen to cover our mouth and nose. We will be back in a while!"

Cao Ren became furious and shouted:"I will kill the linen myself." People are looking for them, and they have all come back to defend the city. Let alone the bombing, even if there is a knife in the world, I will still have to knock on the city!"

After that, he turned to his deputy general Li Dian:"Mancheng, hurry up! Take your soldiers, collect a large amount of linen, and rush to the four guard posts!"

Li Dian clasped his fists and saluted, and responded resoundingly:"No!"

Just as he was saying this, a cannonball hit Li Dian's armor with a whoosh. It exploded, and the stench suddenly filled the air.

Zhang Fei laughed wildly from the city, the sound was like a bell, like thunder, and said in a ferocious voice:"Little thief Li Dian, how does this great gift from your third grandfather taste?""

"Ha ha ha ha~~~~~"

Cao Ren said sternly:"Don't be fooled by the thieves' tricks, look for sackcloth quickly!"

"promise!"Li Dian held back his anger. He wanted to chop Zhang Fei ten thousand times, but he couldn't do it. So he could only pinch his nose, grit his teeth, and go down to the city to look for sackcloth!

"The rest of the people are waiting, go up to the city and hold on!"

Cao Ren personally picked up the knife, stood on the city wall, ignored the crazy attack of feces and urine shells, and shouted loudly:"You can't stand the smell of pickled fish, do you have to wait until the butcher's knife is put on your neck before you regret it?"

What a word that woke me up from my dream!

All the soldiers turned around and looked around. As a general, Cao Ren stared at the stench of shit and urine, and he still stood on the city, but he was just a small soldier, and he was defeated by the opponent's shit?

"Straight bitch, it's just a smell that fills the sky, it's better than being beheaded!"

"The general is right, life is more important than the smell!"

"......"

All the soldiers returned to the city one by one.

Holding his nose with one hand and holding a steel knife with the other, his pair of copper-bell eyes glared fiercely at the rebels in the city and stared at the feces and cannonballs without any fear at all!

Hey~~~~

Zhang Fei was surprised!

Cao Ren is really good, he can endure this!

"Third General, the other party doesn't seem to care about feces and urine, your method has failed!"Xu Huang said from the side

"No matter what, these feces and urine cannot be collected in vain, they are all taken to the city, and there is no trace left!"Zhang Fei raised his voice and ordered

"promise!"The soldiers of the three armies all promised.

Bang! Bang! Bang!

The feces and urine shells flew across the sky, and each one landed on the city head with precision.

The soldiers seemed to be able to see that the city head was smoking at this moment, oh no, The preparedness was said to be a stench.

And the officers and soldiers of Cao's army persevered in the stench.

One man fell!

He was carried away, and new people came to top him.

Another man fell!

He was carried away again, and new people came to top him!......

This cycle went on and on, and Cao Jun did not retreat at all. ox!

Zhang Fei's face!

Admiration in capital letters!

This can't destroy Cao Jun's will to survive, it's simply too awesome!

Li Dian lived up to expectations and finally delivered the sackcloth to the four gate defenders half an hour later.

Cao Jun also covered his mouth and nose, and felt even more able to stick to his post for a long time.

It's not evening yet.

The feces and urine cannonballs were all used up.

Zhang Fei had no choice but to order the three armies to retreat and prepare for the attack.

And what about Cao Ren in the city?

This guy is worthy of being a general who defends the city. He shouted:"Thank you, Fatty Zhang San. Our army was worried about not having any gold juice, so you sent us so much, hahaha."~~~~"

I......Depend on!

In Zhang Fei's heart, ten thousand grass and mud horses rushed past!

Cao Ren, Cao Ren, how changed is your heart to say such a thing!

It’s so awesome that it explodes!

However, it was Cao Ren's words that stopped Zhang Fei from continuing to kill.

As he said, if feces and urine cannot avoid the opponent, then it is tantamount to providing the opponent with defensive supplies!

How many things can Pingyu City have that can withstand their consumption?

After retiring from the army.

As expected, Cao Ren ordered his soldiers to clean the battlefield, collect all the stains, and prepare to give Zhang Fei a gift in return.

Although the officers and soldiers of Cao Jun felt very strange, they still kept their anger and swept the city wall clean.

That night!

Cao Jun took a collective bath, but no matter how he washed, he felt that the camp was filled with a strong stench!

The anger of the soldiers towards Zhang Fei is increasing day by day!

The following days.

Zhang Fei tried to attack Pingyu County, but he didn't expect that the opponent's counterattack became more fierce. It was a completely life-threatening attack.

There were 70,000 to 80,000 people in the opponent's city, but he did not have that many elite soldiers. Zhang Fei was really reluctant to waste his troops in such a way, so he ordered them to retreat and refused to fight. He just cursed every day.

What effect does cursing have?

For Cao Cao at this moment, it was just scratching an itch and had no lethality at all!

Another half month later, when Zhang Fei was frowning, Shen Kuo came to the camp with a group of craftsmen.

The Chinese military tent.

Zhang Fei sat up and asked curiously:"Linchong Lu Gongchao? Are you sure this thing can capture the city?"

Shen Kuo scratched his head and shrugged:"I don't know if the city can be captured, but General Zhang has other things. Is there any way to rush down the city?"

Zhang Fei was indifferent, pondered for a long time, and said:"Okay! Then I'll trouble Master Shen. We must build the Linchong Lugong chariot for the army in the shortest possible time. As for the wood, I, the general, I'll send people to cut down the wood, and I

'll make sure there's enough!" Shen Kuang nodded:"In that case, general, hurry up and cut down the wood. Although I brought many craftsmen this time, the Linchong Lu Gong chariot is too big to make one. Five days is simply impossible!"

"Five days is five days, I can afford to wait! Zhang

Fei waved his hand and ordered loudly:"Shubao, Gongming, hurry up and send people to cut down the wood. Try to build seven or eight Linchong Lugong chariots. It doesn't matter whether we can attack them or not. It will definitely be no problem to destroy his spirit!""

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