Three Kingdoms Super Cheat Device

Yuzhou.

Peijun.

Zhi County.

The inner chamber of the main hall.

There were people around the couch, and an old doctor was diagnosing the pulse of the person lying on the couch. He frowned and shook his head silently.

"well~~~~~"

The chief doctor sighed.

Cao Ren beside him hurriedly asked:"What are you talking about? When will Sir Xiangguo wake up?"

The person lying on the bed was none other than Cao Cao.

If Wang Hao knew that Cao Cao was unconscious, he would definitely understand why he did not receive the luck of the emperor.

How can you provide imperial luck if you haven't even seen it?

Wang Hao was so cruel that he sprayed Cao Cao until he was unconscious. Is he probably beginning to doubt life?

The doctor hurriedly said:"General, if it is not because I am unwilling to save you, I am afraid that Sir Xiangguo has been greatly stimulated and his pulse is really disordered. Whether he can wake up depends on your own will. I am afraid that the medicine and stone will be useless."!"

Cao Ren suddenly grabbed the skirt of the doctor's clothes and shouted ferociously:"I think you haven't been treated well at all. Believe it or not, I will chop you alive, you bastard!"

Xiahou Dun on the side immediately stopped him:"Zixiao, stop it. At this time, It would be useless to kill the doctor, so let him think of a way to stabilize the condition of Lord Xiangguo first!"

"snort~~~"

Cao Ren opened the door to the doctor and shouted sternly:"You should think of a way quickly. If anything happens to Mr. Xiangguo, I will have your whole family buried with you!"

"Yes Yes Yes!"

The doctor hurriedly leaned down to treat Cao Cao.

"newspaper~~~~~"

Just at this time.

There was a hurried announcement outside the hall.

A minor official broke into the main hall, cupped his fists and said:"General, Zhang Fei keeps insulting you outside the city, and his words are very unpleasant!"

Cao Ren gritted his steel teeth and said:"What a black man Zhang San, I, Cao Ren, want to see what you have." How awesome!"

Xiahou Dun on the side quickly stopped him:"Zixiao, your arm is injured, let me fight him!"

Cao Ren glanced at Xiahou Dun:"Yuan Rang, now that the Prime Minister is unconscious, you still have to take charge of the overall situation. Let me fight in this battle, the worst I can do is to die!"

Xiahou Dun stopped him again:"Zixiao, let me go!"

Cao Ren:"Yuan Rang, let me do it!"

When the two were arguing, someone appeared from behind. A burly and strong man is Cao Cao's personal bodyguard Xu Chu!

Xu Chu said in a ferocious voice:"Your Excellency, the Prime Minister, will be protected by you, and Zhang Sanheizi will be handed over to Xu. I will chop this beast alive with my sword!"

Cao Ren and Xiahou Dun looked at each other, and both clasped their fists and raised their hands towards Xu Chu:"General Xu Chu, be careful!

Xu Chu hummed:"Don't worry, generals!""

***** at this time.

Outside the city!

Zhang Fei reined in his horse, held a snake spear, and stood proudly at the foot of the city alone. He shouted sternly:"Young men, let your arms go to the third master, and beat the drums to cheer up."~~~~"

Roar! Roar! Roar!

Roar~~~~~

The dull sound of drums sounded suddenly

"stay~~~~"

After Zhang Fei let out a thunderous sound, he made the noise louder and louder with the sound of drums, like a thunderous explosion, which frightened all the generals in the city to retreat, and their livers and gallbladders were broken!

"Cao thief!"

"You bastard, Zhang Fei, listen carefully!"

"You killed your father and your king, which is not allowed by heaven! I, Zhang Fei, will do justice for heaven today and kill you, a bird thief!"

"If you are still a man who urinates standing up, let your Third Grandpa come out and let your Third Grandpa, on behalf of the people of the world, poke ten thousand transparent holes in your ass!"

"If you are a woman, just lie down in the city and hatch your eggs! I, Zhang Fei, will send someone to give you a girly outfit. If you walk around the city three times wearing it, I, Zhang Fei, will retreat!"

"Brothers, what do you think?"

The army behind Zhang Fei shouted:

"Let's perform hatching eggs! I really want to know how the pickling Yi Chou was born! Hahaha~~~"

"Wear some red girl clothes. Cao Cao’s little black face will definitely make your eyes look bad when paired with it, hahaha~~~"

Zhang Fei immediately shouted:"Okay! Then let's perform the hatching of bird eggs first, and then pretend to be a woman, how about that?"

The three armies mocked him in unison:"Okay! Okay! Okay!"

"Hahaha~~~"

The three armies below the city laughed wildly.

Especially Zhang Fei, who was carrying a wine flask and drank two sips of it, the irony was simply explosive!

Zhang Fei took a sip of wine and still didn't see any movement in the city. He opened his mouth and continued to taunt:

"Brothers, do you know that a person's character will become distorted if he is embarrassed?"

All the soldiers shouted in unison:"I don't know!"

Zhang Fei said loudly:"Haha! Then I will tell you today how twisted Cao Cao’s character is!"

Ho! Ho! Ho!

The soldiers of the three armies raised their swords and shouted, arrogant to the extreme.

Zhang Fei deliberately said in a strange manner:"Do you know? That thief Cao......I don't like virgins, but I like young women, that kind of women, women that others have played with!"

"Hahaha~~~~"

"Thief Cao, you really have a strong taste!"

"Do you think the traitor Cao would take advantage of his generals' absence to fall in love with their women? Zhang

Fei's eyes suddenly lit up and he pointed at the man in the army:"You kid is right!""

After that, he turned to the officers and soldiers in the city and shouted:"I advise you to go back and take a closer look, and ask your mother-in-law if she is having an affair with Cao Cao, hahaha!"

"I have to admit, it's quite good for you to have a Prime Minister like Cao Cao! You are out on the battlefield and can't take care of your wife, children, and children. Cao Cao will definitely take good care of you!"

"Let’s talk about it, don’t you?"

The soldiers of the three armies shouted in unison:"Yes.~~~~"

On the town of Zhi County.

Cao Jun's officers and soldiers all gnashed their teeth, and their weapon-holding hands wanted to smash the iron rod into pieces.

"hateful! How abominable!"

"This beast is really deceiving people!"

"Is there no general willing to go to war and kill this beast?"

"......"

The wild laughter of Zhang Fei and others was like wave after wave of sonic attacks, striking the hearts of the soldiers on the city so hard.

Soon.

A powerful general appeared on the city, it was Tiger Marquis Xu Chu.

Xu Chu pointed the knife at Zhang Fei angrily, bared his teeth and said:"You pig-killing thief, do you know Xu Chu of Qiao County?"

Zhang Fei took a sip of wine, looked at the city in the distance, and uttered a contemptuous voice:"Tiger cub, you Mr. Zhang did come from a butcher background, but he never killed pigs. Labor and management only killed tiger cubs!"

"Hahaha~~~~"

All the soldiers shouted in unison:

"Specialized in killing tiger cubs!"

"Specialized in killing tiger cubs!"

"Specialized in killing tiger cubs!"

"......"

Xu Chu frowned suddenly and shouted loudly:"Thief bald! I, Xu Chu, will definitely kill you today without mercy!"

Zhang Fei held the snake spear in his hand, showing no fear:"Then I will kill you, the protector, first, and then kill Cao Cao, the thief.!"

Xu Chu roared angrily:"Open the city gate.~~~~"

After that, he flew down to the city, climbed on a war horse, and rode out of the city.

Zhang Fei smashed the wine pot with a bang, rode his horse and spear, and stood up to fight:"Haha! Well done!~~~~"

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