Become the city lord from today

"Old man Pete, are you not sick? What nonsense are you talking about?"Hal's eyes widened.

"Maybe!"Pete sighed. He turned his head and looked at the old figure going away. Has he been lonely for too long?

"Really, please don’t scare me!"Hal breathed a sigh of relief. He had been cooperating with this old man for several years, and he always relied on the other's wisdom to successfully win mission bounties.

"……"Peter shook his head. He really felt a little tired. He had been working as a bounty hunter for almost thirty years. Every time he followed a mission, he would not be able to return home for more than half a year, or even a year.

Since Peter's wife passed away, he hasn't been home for three years and has been staying with Hal. This time they are focusing on the tenth-highest bounty mission, catching the elf with the title of White-haired Enchantress.

"Old man Pete, you are a little strange today."Hal grinned.

"As people get older, they will inevitably have strange thoughts."Pete said in a low voice.

"That? Are you going to quit after completing this mission?" Hal shrugged his eyelids and said tentatively,"I want to follow you."

"Hahahaha... You are already a grown man. You are almost 30 years old. Go marry a wife and live your life. Don't pester me, a lonely old man, all day long."Pete scolded him angrily, but his words were more of a doting one.

"No, women are a burden, and I can't look down on that small body."Hal turned his head and was unhappy. He always wanted him to find a wife. He didn't want those skinny women.

"…………"Peter was a little speechless, what's going on with you? He looks like Roshan, yet he actually dislikes others

"I'm going to pee, please wait for me."Hal walked towards the house on the side of the street, looking for a corner to solve the three urgent needs of life.

"Hey hey...go over there!"Peter shouted quickly. He saw a bulletin board and saw people going into a place called a public toilet.

"I can't hold it in any longer!"Hal didn't even look back and just found a corner where it was convenient.

"Really!"Peter was helpless and didn't take it seriously. This is how everyone came here anyway.……

"Well……"

Why did Peter feel that more and more eyes were looking at them, with disgust and pity in their eyes?

"Who peed anywhere?"

Tisi walked out of the crowd with a horizontal knife across her waist, a baseball bat on her shoulder, and wearing exquisite and elegant leather armor, followed by five patrolmen.

"What's up?"

After Hal finished it, he turned around and looked at the people in front of him with eyes like dead fish eyes. His huge body blocked the urine behind him, but the smell still came out.

"that……"

Peter knew something was wrong at first glance. There were six people on the other side and they were well-equipped. This was a bit dangerous.

"Didn't you see those announcements?"Tisi frowned. Today was her first day at work, and she encountered such a trivial matter. She thought she would encounter some kind of fight.

"I saw it, but I didn’t want to go. Hal's temper got worse,"Why don't you just pee, then why are there so many weird rules?""

"Pay a fine, because of your bad attitude, a fine of ten copper coins, and you have to get rid of those……"Tisi took a step back. The smell was disgusting.

"What? Is there a fine for peeing? Are you blackmailing?"When Hal heard this, his mentality exploded. When did his urine become so precious?

"Do you want to disobey?"Tisi narrowed her purple eyes and tightened her grip on the baseball bat.

"No, no, sir, we will pay the fine."Pete shouted quickly, if this continues, there will be a fight. It is not a wise choice to offend the nobles here just after arriving.

"Old man Pete, get out of the way. This is how everyone came here. Why do you have to pay copper coins for peeing here? Who set these bullshit rules? Hal reached out and pulled Peter away, his eyes widened and he said angrily,"Today, I won't pay the fine. What can you do to me?""

In the royal capital, Hal dared to urinate in front of the nobles' doors. Although he no longer dares to return to the royal capital, his temper has not changed.

"Be bold!"

The patrol policemen yelled angrily, actually daring to question the great city lord.

"It seems that today you will be the first 'guest' of our Security Department."Tis held the baseball bat and walked towards the big fat man. She actually wanted to trample on the regulations set by the young master. It is unforgivable.

"A female orc from the Ox Tribe? Hahaha... It's not like I've never beaten a cow orc before, let alone a female orc like you. Hal said in a provocative tone.

Peter on the side put his hand into the cloth bag, which contained his weapons. His eyes were always observing the surroundings. He was not worried about Hal's force. In other words, this It's also an opportunity to test. If you can't beat them, you can still escape.

You know, Howl is a monster that can fight two or three orcs alone. Even five or six noble knights can't take down Howl. They were all defeated by him, including the knight's armor. Strip them all away and sell them for meat.

"drink!"

Hal made the first move, and threw an arm as thick as a thigh at Tisi. When he hit him, even the person wearing the knight's armor would be thrown several meters away.

"Big stupid bear! How dare you make the first move."Tisi moved her steps, easily dodged Hal's fist, came to his side, raised her baseball bat high, and hit Hal's thigh.

Tisi said lightly,"I hope your thighs are strong enough,"

Peter Seeing this scene, he shook his head slightly. With Hal's physique and thick flesh fat, it would be difficult to hurt him with ordinary wooden sticks.……

"ah……"

With a scream, Hal's body lost balance, his legs softened, and his whole body knelt down.

"Really, I only contributed 50% of my efforts!"

Tisi held up the baseball bat, her tone full of boredom,"You were too high just now, this position is just right now."

"What……"Hal only felt that his thighs hurt as if they were burned by fire.

"Bang!"

Tis hit Hal on the head with a baseball bat, knocking him unconscious. She swung the baseball bat and said calmly,"If you had been obedient at first, everything would have been fine!"

"this?"Pete was stunned. Hal actually let a female orc kill him with two sticks? How is this possible?

"Drag the person back and lock him in a small dark room."Tis turned her head and ordered the patrolman behind her.

"yes!"The patrol officers all responded respectfully, and they all looked at Tisi with a little admiration.

"Well, wait, I can pay a ransom to ransom him."Peter shouted anxiously

"Pay ransom? Just pick him up at the Security Department in three days."Tis waved her hands and led five patrolmen to carry Hal to the Security Department.

"I wonder if the young master will praise me?"Tis muttered in her heart.

Peter stood there blankly. Is this caused by a pee? What the hell is this Xiyang City???

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