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"Ms. Hanabi?"

Himeko frowned, feeling bad about this woman... no, girl.

The happy Masked Fools are always good at playing with people's hearts.

To deal with them~, you have to spend a hundred thoughts.

Otherwise, you will be easily fooled.

Of course, each Masked Fool has a different creed of happiness. For example, Sambo-the kind that is relatively easy to get along with.

If you have chaotic happiness with Aha, you're done.

You never know when he will give you a blow.

There is no right or wrong.

There is no neutrality.

There is only fun.

It feels like the Hanabi in front of me is biased towards Aha.

I really don't want to deal with them.

"Hey!"

"Why are you here again?"

"Damn black-haired dwarf."

March Seven was so angry that he ran forward and stared at Hua Huo from above.

Suddenly, his eyes lit up.

"Eh?"

"I was saying, she looks like an old friend?"

"Isn't this Ling Sha's daughter?"

He pointed at Huo.

"..."

The crowd reacted and thought carefully. It seems that they really look alike.

Ling Sha's eyes were also cunning, smart, and teasing from time to time.

They are just like each other.

"No!"

"I have to make a video call to Lingsha and ask if her daughter is missing."

As he said that, he ignored Huahuo's disgusted look and started calling.

(Huahuo 乛乛: March 7, you make me feel sick.)

Beep~

After a few seconds of ringing, the video was connected.

It seems that Lingsha is not very busy now.

Usually she is either mixing perfume, refining elixirs, or seeing patients.

Lingsha's soft and delicate face appeared on the screen, and before she spoke, a burst of crazy sounds came out.

"Oh my God... What is this? Touch it! Oh my God... What is this? Touch it."

"Ah~... So cute, baby you are a big strawberry bun~ Mumu, baby, mumu..."

This voice?

Why is it so familiar?

Su Zhe, who came over, was stunned for a moment.

"Su Chang, be rational."

Ling Sha turned her head to look to the side, covering her forehead with her bare hands.

What's wrong with Su Chang?

"Faced with such a cute creature, I can't be rational at all!"

Over there, Su Chang was still going crazy.

Su Zhe exclaimed, "What a guy."

It was Su Chang indeed.

Although I couldn't see her, I could still imagine the scene of her losing her mind while holding the dream tapir.

Nude!

"Have you been to Pinocchio?"

"Well, I've been to Pinocchio before, and it seems that you've already checked in."

Ling Sha glanced at the camera.

Golden and magnificent, extremely luxurious style, it must be Pinoconi.

Su Zhe was stunned when he came over. Lingsha had been to Pinoconi?

Hua Huo tiptoed.

Looked for a while.

When he saw Lingsha, he was shocked. Is there really such a person?

It does look a bit like him.

"What are you doing? Why does it sound like Suchang?"

"Is Suchang sick?"

March Seven blinked.

It looks like he is in front of the pillow table, consulting a doctor?

"Well, I may have insomnia recently."

"And I often dream."

Speaking, Lingsha turned the camera.

The scene of Yunqiwei Suchang holding a pink dream tapir and rubbing against it came into everyone's eyes.

"Wow~, so cute, what is this?"

"Pink."

"Same as me."

March Seven's beautiful eyes suddenly bulged, ().

Even saliva flowed out.

Looking at Su Chang and March Seven's identical expressions.

Su Chang even looked like she wanted to take a bite.

Ling Sha smiled helplessly.

"Isn't it cute?"

"This is the dream tapir of Zhu Ming Xian Zhou, and it is also my personal pet."

"It is warm in nature, sweet in taste, and cannot be eaten."

It cannot be used, and you still say it is warm in nature and sweet in taste.

Su Zhe was speechless.

"In addition, the dream tapir is a creature that survives by swallowing memory essence. Holding it to sleep can improve sleep quality, treat insomnia and nightmares, and relieve anxiety and depression."

"Moreover, the dream tapir prefers those memory essences with strong tastes. The more anxious you are, the happier it eats."

"Isn't that right, little guy?"

As he said, Lingsha glanced at the dream tapir.

Dream tapir: "Memo~memo!"

"It sounds so magical, wait, memory essence?"

March Seven was stunned, as if he had thought of something.

"You figured it out?"

"Miss Sanyueqi, you are really smart."

"Although the dream tapir originated from Zhu Ming Xianzhou, I don't remember its origin."

"It is suspected that a certain pilot brought it back from an area full of memory similar to Pinoconi and successfully bred it locally."

"Of course, this is just one theory."

"But it likes to devour memory, which is true."

Lingsha smiled slightly and explained softly.

Indeed.

Likes to devour memory.

This must be related to the area full of memory.

"There are similar creatures in Pinoconi, right?"

"But I don't care."

"You can look for it. If it doesn't work, I can ask my friends in Zhu Ming Xianzhou to express one to you."

Lingsha said.

"Really? That's great! Uh~, forget it,Let's send it to Luofu Fairy Boat."

"After all, Pinocchio is over."

"We have to go back too."

March Seven was just about to say, send Pinocchio here, and then let the Dream Tapir eat dreams.

Eat up all of Pinocchio's memories.

Hehe~

It's impossible.

But then I thought, I'm going to dream once I come in.

Let's just send it back to Luofu.

"By the way, bring a few more. ”

March 7 has its benefits, and I am still thinking about the big guys in the train group.

One for each person, hold it while sleeping.

Su Zhe smiled, and inexplicably thought of the scene of a bunch of dream tapirs shouting "Momo~Momo~" on the train.

Pam must be in a lot of trouble, right?

As he thought, at this time on the train, Pam was already holding her little face and shouting "NO".

Dan Heng had all kinds of question marks, what's going on?

"Yeah."

"You have to eat more."

"I found that dream tapirs can also help soothe the memory and thoughts of the people on the fairy boat."

Ling Sha smiled.

Over there, Su Shang also sent.

"Baby, hehehe~ Little dream tapirs like you are born to be eaten by sister Shang Shang~, hehehe~. ”

Dream tapir: “Me? Me! Meme meme.”

In the picture, Su Shangmeng was in his arms.

She had a sweet dream-like smile on her face, and she didn’t notice that they were staring at her.

I can only say that the dream tapir is very lethal.

“Yeah.”

“It seems that the dream tapir can not only restore people’s rationality, but also make people lose their rationality.”

“It’s an interesting research topic.”

“By the way, what do you want to talk to me about? ”

Seeing Su Zhe walk into the camera, he winked at her frivolously～().

Lingsha couldn’t help thinking of her honeymoon in Teyvat.

Every night…

Her face couldn’t help but turn red.

But fortunately, her face was already red, so no one noticed.

“Oh~”

“By the way, Lingsha, we found your daughter.”

“Her name is Hanabi.”

“Look! ”

March Seven finally realized the purpose of calling Ling Sha.

He quickly pointed the phone at Hua Huo.

The two, one big and one small, looked at each other.

Both were a little curious.

They were exactly the same in their cunning and cleverness, and most importantly, even their eye colors were very similar.

One was red, and the other was red with a hint of purple.

Even their clothes and color matching were very similar.

“Bang!”

“Stupid, Ling Sha can’t give birth now, where did the daughter come from?”

Su Zhe stepped forward and gave March Seven a light head bang.

“It hurts.”

“But they really look alike.”

“Look, the eyebrows, nose, and eyes are all printed from the same mold.”

March Seven rubbed his head.forehead, pointed at Reisha and Hanabi and analyzed.

"Excuse me, Miss Hanabi, are you looking with those two big eyes or those two small eyes?"

Reisha covered her mouth and chuckled.

There was a mischievous taste in her eyes.

Big eyes?

Laughing eyes?

Everyone looked at Hanabi.

Good guy, if Reisha hadn't said it, she wouldn't have reacted. There are two moles under Hanabi's eyes.

Don't say it, it really looks like eyes.

"Oh~?"

"There is actually someone imitating the most beautiful girl in the universe?"

"I will always watch you. Don't sleep too much tonight. Lady Hanabi will always watch you."

Hanabi made a scissors hand gesture, compared her eyes, and then pointed at Reisha.

Everyone looked at each other. (To read the exciting novels, go to Faloo Novel Network!)

It's a sharp confrontation.

Sure enough, two bad girls.

"Hehe~"

"A little-known fact: Fireworks look like two dots under the eyes. If they are not teardrops, then they are the eyes."

"If you don't believe me, think of them as eyes and see if they look more vivid."

Lingsha covered her mouth and chuckled.

KO! !

Everyone took a closer look and it was really exciting.

Su Zhe was happy. Fireworks seemed to be particularly difficult to deal with the queen type. Black Swan and Huangquan couldn't handle them.

"Okay, Lingsha, I'll see you another day."

Su Zhe smiled and closed the video.

2:1.

The woman at home won.

Fireworks was a little depressed. She wanted to mock back.

Su Zhe: I won't give you a chance, eh~(). []

"By the way, did you come here to wait for us?"

Su Zhe asked.

"Yes, I'll treat you to a drink of Suleda."

Hanabi passed the cup forward.

"Forget about Suleda."

"Some drinks without Suleda."

Su Zhe waved his hand.

"Ah? Why?"

"Are you new to Pinocchio?"

"Suleda is the most popular drink in Pinocchio, the most entry-level one, but also the one that is worth savoring."

"Even if it's just to fit in, you should try this bubbling syrup."

The bartender was a little stunned.

"Let's have a strong one."

Su Zhe gave Xingbao a look.

Xingbao blinked to show that he understood.

One corner of his mouth slightly rose 10 pixels.

The crooked-mouthed dragon king appeared.

"Oh?"

"Do we look like people who need to drink this kind of entry-level beverage?"

"You are a small-time bartender, do you want to be beaten?"

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"You really don't know the seriousness of the matter."

As he said this, he also took out the diamond-level dream passport and shook it gently.

Zhongli crossed his arms and nodded slightly: Well, it has taken on a human form and has a little human nature.

JiziI couldn't bear to watch.

This voice?

It doesn't sound like it came from Xingbao's mouth.

It's too different from her appearance. How can such a beautiful woman have a mouth?

Oh, it's the 100th day of missing Ying.

"Huh!?"

"So, you are diamond-level VIPs."

"Here, I'll serve you the drinks that best suit your status."

The bartender's shoulders trembled violently!

He went to prepare them quickly.

There are not many [Diamond-level Dream Passports].

With her status, she can't go to Su Leda.

Su Leda?

The secretion of the 1.6 insect king is very similar to Su Leda.

The text also said it.

[Some saliva of different flavors dripped. 】

[It has different smells of orange, blood or tropical fruits, making you mistakenly think you are in a sea of ​​soda. 】

It is similar to the description of Suleda.

[Look, the golden nectar flows in the streets and alleys, the sweet stream is the blood of dreams, and the bubbling ocean is the honey wine of wealth. 】

People will be very happy after drinking Suleda.

And the insects themselves have the ability of "hallucination".

When the bartender was selling it, he also said that it was sociable?

Besides, the original dream grass has become extinct. What does the current Suleda add to achieve a similar effect?

In some maps, you can also hear the sound of insects flapping their wings.

Although there are some coincidences.

Although the family said that Suleda is fine.

But...

In Shu Weng's bar, it was repeatedly emphasized.

Everything is sold here.

Just don't sell Suleda.

And there are some wishes written on the small piece of paper of Liuying.

[I want to take a selfie with Pioneer. ]

[I want to drink a bottle of Susa water with Pioneer, but one of the original ingredients, Dream Grass, has become extinct. ]

Susa water is the predecessor of Suleda.

The one in prison.

It's actually very unpalatable.

Liuying wants to drink that, but she doesn't drink Suleda.

Grammer Iron Cavalry fights insects to death, and Liuying also hates insects.

Tsk, taste it, taste it carefully...

"Dear distinguished guests, this is your drink."

"Definitely does not contain Suleda."

"This is Asdena White Oak, PiKa White Grape Soda, and Dream Town Special."

"Dream Cone, Origami Family Bucket, Oak Cake Roll, Colorful Dream Assorted Candy, Hundred Layer Sundae (Zero Calories), French Fries Sundae."

"Please taste it."

The bartender bowed respectfully, fearing that the diamond-level VIP would complain and fire him.

"Okay, go down."

Su Zhe waved his hand.

"Look how scared you are."

"Mr. Su doesn't eat people."

"Here, this is a small gift prepared by the Iris family for the guests, and I'll give you one too."

"Open it at the Harmony Festival, and you will get an unexpected surprise."

"I am a new artist joining the Iris family. My name is Lingsha."

Hanabi lied with her eyes open.

She also gave a small gift.

Su Zhe blinked.

Good guy.

Giving a bomb in front of him?

"Uh,...thank you."

The bartender's mouth twitched.

You think I'm deaf, right?

I heard everything you said just now.

But I still accepted it.

After all, who doesn't want a surprise?

...

Without chasing people away, Hanabi sat down naturally.

Picked up a French fry sundae and ate it.

"You are really sociable."

March Seven rolled his eyes, showing his disdain.

"Hehe~"

"Don't you want to know what the little gift is?"

"It's a bomb."

"With a BOOM, the whole Pinocchio will be blown up to the sky."

Hanabi said mysteriously.

Everyone's face suddenly changed.

But...

You have no idea whether what the Masked Fool said is true or false.

"I'll tell you~"

"You know about the watchmaker's legacy, right?"

"It seems to be a distress signal exclusive to the nameless guest."

"Tsk tsk."

"At that time, I felt that the family must be hiding something."

"I'm telling you, I sneaked into various dream moments before, wanting to see what the family was doing?"

"As for the watchmaker's legacy, Master Hanabi is not interested."

"But I planted bombs in various moments."

"As long as the Harmony Ceremony is really held as usual, the great Master Hanabi will really blow Pinocchio up to the sky."

Hanabi giggled and blinked her cunning eyes a few times.

Everyone was confused again.

Is what you said true or false?

"So?"

"Have you discovered the conspiracy of "Harmony Codex"? "

Su Zhe sighed.

Is Hanabi going to play a big one?

I want to imitate and pay tribute to Ah Gong, the masked fool who sacrificed himself to help Hanunu and rescue Pinoconi during the Pinoconi prison period. .