Collapse of Iron: Social Death Second Creation, Firefly Ignites the Ocean

188. Top Fun Person Fu Fu, please draw a star god from another world for trial!

[The following is what really happened in the future! (Not affected by the live broadcast room!)]

Fontaine.

Haileu Port.

Yingmei and Paimon, led by Lini, came to the city gate.

"Um... do you want to see Lady Funina?"

"But she seems to have come to see you~"

Lini said.

Yingmei Paimon then looked forward.

The guards lined up neatly on both sides,

looking very stylish.

On the city wall.

A pair of white legs wearing blue and white high-heeled boots walked to the center of the podium and stopped.

It was a padded box.

"Hey! That's... the Water God!"

"How did she know we were coming..."

Paimon said in shock.

[Qiong: Jade feet. ]

[Funina: Ahem... (blushing)]

[Fu Xuan: Qiong, all jade will only harm you! ]

[Pela; all jade will only make Qiongbao's nutrition balanced! (excited)]

[Hu Tao: I think my legs are similar to the Water God! ]

[Qiong: I don't believe it, unless you come over~]

[Hu Tao: What a pity, I can't enter your script~]

[Qiong: I'm still in the fairy boat~]

[Qiong: My script hasn't started yet~]

[Hu Tao: I'll be there soon! 】

[Little Grayshu: Husband, come to me...]

[Alicea: Wow, Grayshu's name has also been changed to Little Grayshu, and the tone of her voice has changed too! 】

[Little Grayshu: I want to dye your color...]

[Firefly: ? ? ? ]

[Aponia: ? ? ? ]

[Raiden Mei: ? ? ? ]

[Qiong: I'll be there soon!!! ]

[Qiong: I'm here with my color! ]

[March Seven: Pervert! ]

[Fu Xuan: Big pervert! ]

[Silver Wolf: Big pervert! ]

The jade feet, ice cream curls, half-heart-shaped ahoge, and dark blue hat were all given close-ups.

"Rich, poor, with wine glasses or nothing, raise your glasses! Those who have nothing, use your arms instead."

Funina put her hands on her hips,

raised her head and chest,

looked down at the audience below, and

spoke in a dramatic and exaggerated voice.

Thunderous applause suddenly broke out from the audience.

"As you can see, strange travelers have come to my country."

"Come on. Let's send them blessings. Respect the traveler and her companions who have come from afar!"

Funina said.

"Eh? Are you talking about the two of us?"

Paimon looked around.

"But no one around has a cup?”

Yingmei said.

[March Seven: What an exaggerated way of speaking!]

[Silver Wolf: The first sentence is abstract enough.]

[Ying: 666.]

[Ying: You still say that there is no cup?]

[Ying: Everyone must be tired to cooperate with your performance!]

[Funina: Ahem, these details are not important!]

[Funina: And I won’t say anything. If there is nothing, just use your arms instead! (Blushing)]

[Silver Wolf: A blind guess, he is a funny person.]

[Hanabi: Very potential!]

[Sambo: +1! ]

[Hanabi: Come to our tavern! ]

[Hanabi: I'll take you to grab the mask! ]

[Hanabi: I guarantee you'll gain power! ]

[Funina: Eh? Really? ]

[Funina: Then can I become a fate walker? ]

[Qingque: What's a fate walker! ]

[Qingque: Just be a gambler in the live broadcast room! ]

[Qingque: The envoy is no problem! ]

[Shajin: So, my friend, have you become a envoy? ]

[Qingque: o(╥﹏- -)o】

[Qingque: I can do it! ]

[Fu Xuan: Happy. ]

[Hutao: So this is the water god! ]

[Hutao: The figure is no different from this hall master~]

[Xing: Danger factor -1! ]

[Esther: Safety factor +100! ]

[Funina: ? ? ? ]

[Funina: Wait, how come so much is added all at once?]

[Esther: Because I am the first wife! Of course I have a 99% safety factor! (Proud!)]

[Liuying: Then I will add 100 too? ]

[Ying: 666. ]

[Funina: I... ahem, am I not pretty? ]

[Alicia: Pretty! ]

[Kiana: +1! ]

[March 7: +1! ]

[Sushang: +1! ]

[ Qiong: Funina, how should I put it... looks familiar, like someone...】

[Funina: Really? ]

[Funina: Looks like who? ! ]

[Qiong: Looks like my wife~~~]

[Funina: Ahem, I don't believe it! (Blushing)]

[Pera: ? ? ? ]

[Pera: Qiongbao, she actually questioned you! ]

[Pera: Now we have to take her down! ( Excited! )]

[Funina: You wish! Even if you come to Fontaine to arrest me, I will not surrender! ]

[Ying: Qiong, husband, she actually provoked you! How can you tolerate this? ]

[Ying: The double-passing door is ready. Shall we go now? ]

[Qiong: Good! ]

[Qingque: Funina: Danger! ]

[Funina: You, you, you... just don't touch my people in Fontaine! ]

[Ying: Don't worry! We'll just catch a few! ]

[Ying: I saw a big thunder guard just now, and there was a cat-tail black silk, it's very fate! ]

[Ying: Do you think he's your husband! ]

[Qiong: This... I didn't see it, but if you insist, I don't mind, who makes you my wife~]

[March Seven: Shameless! (rolling eyes)]

[March Seven: Then am I your wife? If I tell you not to go, will you listen? ]

[Qiong: ? ? ? ]

[Qiong: Of course! ]

[Qiong: Come over and kiss me, I won't go! ]

[Funinna: Eh? ]

[March Seven: Qiong, wishful thinking! 】

"I have heard that you two have caused bloodshed in several countries, but I still welcome you. No, I will come to greet you in person."

"Fear is the behavior of small people."

"I am a god. I will not take such meaningless caution as my creed."

"You can rest assured. I can see your piety clearly."

"The audience is to better admire my power and authority."

"Of course, of course. This is very wise. Smart people will always gather under the right flag."

"Welcome to the kingdom of water."

"I, Fukalos, will recognize the value and significance of your journey. Now, you can cheer as much as you want."

Funina continued to speak on the stage,

The people of Fontaine cheered continuously.

"Did we meet the gods so smoothly?"

"I think I haven't reacted yet. We have only been on the land of Fontaine for a few minutes..."

"Then, that... Lord Water God, how did you know we were coming?"

Paimon asked again.

"Oh, I understand. You outsiders can't help but have some vulgar cognition."

"But don't forget. Gods can also be mediocre and excellent. It's normal for you to be surprised by my talent."

"Why not reflect on it. Do you really have the moral character and etiquette to communicate with gods?"

"For me, getting your information only requires moving my fingers. Nothing is easier than this."

Funina said.

"Wow, she is so arrogant..."

"She always emphasizes her status as a god..." (To read the exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

Paimon couldn't help but complain.

[Zhongli:......]

[Lei Movie:......]

[Silver Wolf: Funina, indeed, gods can be mediocre or excellent, go and kill Aha! ]

[Funina:? ! ! ]

[Funina: Ahem, this is a future without live broadcast rooms! ]

[Funina: I... I didn't know there were such scary things as Star Gods! ]

[Ying: Haha, I gave up in a second~]

[Hanabi: If it was the God of Fun~]

[Hanabi: Lady Hanabi has decided that it would be the safest thing to do if you scold Him in person~]

[Sambo: Haha, that makes sense! ]

..[]

“....Hmm? You’re looking at me like this...Isn’t the welcome ceremony enough?”

“Should I say something?”

Funina thought quietly.

“Is she waiting for us to start a conversation?”

Paimon muttered quietly when he saw this.

"Wow. It's rare to see Lady Funina here."

"Qin. Could those two be the famous foreign blonde travelers? I didn't recognize them before."

"What's wrong? Lady Funina is here? Is there something interesting to watch?"

"Of course, she is a foreign blonde traveler. Lady Funina came here specially. She must be going to have a wonderful duel with her, right?"

"Oh, that's really exciting. I know Lady Funina will not let us down."

The audience in the audience cheered in a tone that looked like a performance.

"Ahahaha, that's right. Stay calm."

"My people who believe in me always like to shout along with the spectators. It's really loud. And I will tolerate these disturbances."

"Just consider it a reward. Just as you can imagine, I am indeed determined to have an epic duel with this foreign traveler!"

Funina said.

"Is this... going to start all of a sudden?"

"It's progressing too fast..."

Paimon was startled.

"Then let's give it a try!"

Yingmei drew her sword decisively.

But the next second,

The camera flashed to Funina's feet,

She subconsciously took a small step back.

[Ying: Oh? ]

[Ying: Are you serious about taking a half step back? ]

[Ying: Are you scared by me? 】

[Ying: You are not a weak god who can't even beat me, right? 】

[Funina: Ahem, I'm just surprised! 】

[Funina: Yes, who knew you couldn't feel fear? This is a duel with God. 】

[Funina: This plot is still in Teyvat, who knew you were so fearless! 】

[March Seven: What a far-fetched reason! 】

[Qingque: Based on my experience! 】

[Qingque: There must be something hidden here! 】

"...Hmm? Uh... Don't you feel fear? This is a duel with God."

Funina's tone suddenly became less arrogant.

"What do you want to do? Offend God in front of the people?"

Claurinde stood up.

".....Ahem. Well, it's okay, Clorinde. I admire her courage. Not many people dare to draw swords against gods. Obviously she is a true fighter."

"But unfortunately... in this era, people are only more and more eager for excitement. A simple duel of force cannot satisfy those hungry souls."

Funina said.

"... That's true. Just fighting seems a bit boring..."

"There are always criminals on Ilia Island who ask for a duel to defend their reputation. I am really tired of seeing duels of force."

The audience in the audience echoed.

"See, so... let me, the god of justice, duel with this foreign traveler in court."

Funina said again.

"Why do you care so much about the reaction of the onlookers? Have you been in your opera house for too long..."

"And since you said you want to duel in court, how do you do it specifically? Do you mean to judge us?"

"We haven't committed any crime."

Paimon said.

"Hehe. Of course there are reasons to try you. And they are obvious, right?"

"According to the Fontaine law, no one is allowed to fly flying objects in the Fontaine city area during the first three days of each month. You have violated this rule."

Funina said.

[Ying: ??? 】

[Lei Movie: ??? 】

[Paimon: ??? 】

[Paimon: You are the flying object!!! 】(Yes)

[Xing: Eh? Isn't it? 】

[March 7: Isn't it? 】

[Paimon: Paimon is not a flying object!!! 】

[Ying: Laughing to death~]

[Qingque: 666! 】

[Qingque: What a top fun person! 】

[Bluebird: Funina, is this how you manage Fontaine? ]

[Funina: Ahem, why not? ]

[Hanabi: Of course! ]

[Hanabi: Lady Hanabi thinks it's great! ]

[Qiong: 666, you guys can sit at the same table for dinner from now on~]

[Ying: Reasonable! ]

"Pfft...Hahahahahaha..."

"Wonderful, too wonderful, Linni. I like this kind of unexpected turn. With you here, today's performance is complete."

Funina said with satisfaction.

"Performance? Do you regard today's events as a performance?"

Paimon asked dissatisfiedly.

"In that case, the trial ends here. The God of Justice cannot wrongly accuse an innocent person."

"But... as long as there is a reason, let alone a foreign traveler..."

"I can even judge foreign gods. Hehe..."

Funina said.

[Announcement]

[Program effect detected! ]

[The live broadcast of the God of Justice's trial begins now! ]

[Please randomly select one of the star gods for trial, Funina! ]

[Randomly selecting...]

[Drawing success! ]

[Congratulations to Funina for winning: ....... stalk]

[Funina: ? ? ? ]

[Funina: ! ! ! ! ! ]

..