Zombie: Start fighting against pornography and catch ghosts part-time

Leon's eyes lit up as he rubbed his fists and stared at Mr. Jiang's body.

is different from professionals like Chen Yaozu and Leon, who found that each other is different from ordinary people.

At this time, Lu Xiong only wanted to ask Mr. Jiang for more public housing security guards, and saw that a pervert appeared out of nowhere and interrupted their conversation.

Now that the temperature is so hot that people are sweating on their backs, how can this pervert do it from head to toe, and the trench coat must be matched with a peaked cap.

There was a hint of anger in his heart.

But after seeing Chen Yaozu, who drove the best car in public housing, standing next to the pervert, his face immediately became flattering.

"Mr. Chen, who is this?".

"I'm Leon, known as the Ghost Hunter!".

Without waiting for Chen Yaozu's introduction, Leon squeezed the two away.

licked his tongue at Mr. Jiang's face and made extremely exaggerated lewd movements.

"Alu, since you're busy, I'll go first!".

Mr. Jiang was stared at by Leon and shivered all over his body, and his intuition for many years told him that the two people opposite him had great lethality.

He feigned composure and suppressed the tremors all over his body.

After talking to Lu Xiong, he couldn't help but flee quickly.

Unlike Mr. Jiang, who has a fiery mentality, Lu Xiong only feels that the other party is too ruthless.

"It's really not a matter of negotiation at all, the salary is so small, but the scope of the inspection is so large!" Lu Xiong couldn't help but complain in front of Chen Yaozu.

But in the blink of an eye, he was alone.

Closely following Mr. Jiang, who was running fast, Leon even gave Chen Yaozu a drink to drink.

I even had a leisurely meal of instant noodles.

Mr. Jiang, who was chased with weak legs, stopped on the empty road.

Confront the two across a zebra crossing.

"You two are too much, you still eat instant noodles when you chase me!".

Mr. Jiang, who lost face and lizi, roared.

The eyeballs are looking around in order to find a breakthrough to escape as soon as possible.

It's a pity that there isn't even a dog here that goes out to poop.

Deserted road.

There was a rustling sound from the darkness, and when Mr. Jiang raised his eyes, his scalp instantly tingled.

I saw a large number of small paper figures rushing to him.

He subconsciously wanted to turn around and flee, but was suddenly kicked away by Leon behind him.

Instantly!

The little paper figure had already restrained his whole body, leaving only a pair of eyes.

"Tell me, what the hell are you!".

Chen Yaozu took out a knife and shouted next to Mr. Jiang's neck.

"......" Mr. Jiang's eyes widened.

"What are you doing? I don't have a chance! You don't have any eyebrows!

If you don't explain honestly, I'll let you confess here today!" Chen Yaozu pressed down with the hand of the paper knife.

There were scratches on Mr. Jiang's neck, and even a hint of dark red.

This frightened Mr. Jiang, it stands to reason that he has no blood to put in a vampire, how can this person make him bleed!

What the hell is this prop, so thin piece of paper with such strong lethality.

It is said that the water of the Xiangjiang River is deep, and he is low-key enough to survive.

He whined louder and his eyes were blistering with tears.

"Whoa, you still dare to stare at me! You dare to stare at me today, and you dare to murder the citizens of Xiangjiang tomorrow, and I can't keep you!"

After Chen Yaozu finished speaking, he was about to wipe his neck fiercely, and he turned white.

"Azu, you sealed his mouth, how can he speak?" Leon, who was a little supportive after eating the instant noodles, rubbed his stomach and said.

At this time, Chen Yaozu saw this detail that was lost.

As soon as he let go of the confinement on Mr. Jiang's mouth, Mr. Jiang wailed: "Master, I will hand it over on my behalf!

."

I'm a vampire!

I have been walking on thin ice all my life, and I have never done anything to harm the citizens of Hong Kong.

yes, yes, I don't suck human blood! "

After Mr. Jiang finished speaking, he also showed his two blood-sucking teeth.

"Hey, his teeth are so small!" Leon said as he took chopsticks between his mouths and looked at him carefully.

"Is it stunted?" Chen Yaozu was a little disgusted.

In his mind, he was evaluating how much experience he could get if this vampire was slaughtered.

Vampires generally come in groups, though.

As for why he knows.

When I first watched the film, the setting was a family of vampires whose whole body would glow.

I just don't know if the vampire is barren and glowing.

"Tell me honestly, are there any other vampires?" Chen Yaozu's knife was put on Mr. Jiang's neck again.

"No, no, ......".

Mr. Jiang hurriedly shook his head like a rattle.

In fact, he also has a whole family, and he has a grandson and a granddaughter under his knees.

This is the only one in the vampire world where scorpions.

"Hit the streets! How dare you lie to me!".

Chen Yaozu grabbed Mr. Jiang and began to hammer wildly, while Leon kept taking out props from his suitcase to test the effect.

Mr. Jiang, who was tortured to the point of foaming at the mouth, looked at the full moon like a mournful woman.

I hate it very much when I go out today, why it doesn't count my luck.

Chen Yaozu dug out Mr. Jiang's wallet and happened to see a family photo.

"Huh?".

"Huh!".

"Huh!!!

".

Half an hour later, Chen Yaozu and Leon lit cigarettes separately and borrowed a fire for Mr. Jiang by the way.

In the dead of night, both of them and a vampire were smoking, and the smoke swirled in the air, showing a thin outline in the night.

A minute ago.

After a period of inhumane torture, Mr. Jiang suddenly raised his hand: "Wait a minute!

"It would have been better if you had said no sooner.

I believe that as a vampire who has lived for hundreds of years, you must have a lot of assets!" Chen Yaozu and Leon laughed like a bull-headed horse.

Immediately after that, Mr. Jiang, who had a blue nose and swollen face, grinned, revealing his bloody gums and smiled.

Then he carefully pulled out a bank card from the middle layer of his underwear.

"The password is 123456. "

And now that the two sides have reconciled, they can also smoke and chat calmly.

"You say your grandson is still a doctor?".

"Yes, he studied very hard, but he was a little faint. Mr. Jiang replied.

"It's really weird enough, write down your home address and the hospital where your grandson works, and we'll come to check the situation at that time."

Don't try to lie to us!

Even if you move, we'll still be able to find you. "

Chen Yaozu, who was like a bully, forced Mr. Jiang to write down his contact address and phone number.

This kind of thing that is not human, anyway, you don't need to worry about buying a house, buying a car and marrying a wife.

This kind of money might as well be donated to him, one of the poor Xiangjiang citizens!

"Okay, okay. Mr. Jiang trembled and wrote down the address.

"Azu, are we going a little too far?" Leon looked at Mr. Jiang with some pity.

"When these hit the streets, when they broke down the door of our homes, their hearts were even darker.

I just hate myself for being so kind!".

By Chen Yaozu's words, Leon instantly became angry, clenched his fists and wanted to beat Mr. Jiang.

"Hey, Leon, we need to have the spirit of contract.

When the time comes, we will find out the situation and then arrest their whole family to fight. Chen Yaozu lowered his voice and said in his ear.

Now the important thing is to go back and catch the first seven ghosts.

"Then let him go for once, and we'll go back and get another one?" Leon said.

"That's right, that one scatters yin qi everywhere, hurts those big-bellied women and children, and can easily affect our future.

Xiangjiang needs a stable environment to eliminate demons and defend the way to save the common people and restore justice to the world!"

For this kind of ghost who has no sense of proportion and no boundaries, Chen Yaozu will not be soft at all.

By the way, this kind of ghost who died unexpectedly should be quite fierce.

At least it has to be worth a hundred experience points, and the more he thinks about it, the more beautiful Chen Yaozu pulls Leon to take a taxi.

Leon was also said to be enthusiastic, and directly stretched out his thumb and started to hail a car.

Seeing that the two evil stars were finally gone, Mr. Jiang immediately took out his eldest brother and called home.

Move!Must Move!

Houde Public Housing.

Whenever a mage with a little skill looked at the Deyi Building, he could see a thin layer of Yin Qi covering the entire building.

An old man was floating slowly, and the smile on his face was extremely penetrating no matter how you looked at it.

Iron Courage was lying in the atrium at this time, ready to let Ah Qun upstairs throw something and smash him to death.

The

saddest thing in a man's life is that he has no money when he is green!

is heartbroken, and he is drunk while lying down.

In a daze, a figure walked in the distance, vaguely looking.

It seems to be Mrs. Li, a young woman who burns the wind.

Wine is strong and instigating, no matter how he says it, he has to be tough again, and he will go back to others!

"Chick, don't run ......".