Zombie: Start fighting against pornography and catch ghosts part-time

Fortune telling street, next to the stir-fry stall.

Chen Yaozu and Leon, who finished work, were getting drunk, and they were close to a bloody alliance.

"Leon, let me tell you, your talent is really this!" Chen Yaozu gave him a thumbs up.

"Average, second in the world!" Leon accepted unceremoniously.

As for why it is second in the world.

The first one, of course, was the Buddha, an idea that popped into Leon's head.

He shook his head, feeling weird, he wasn't a bald donkey.

What kind of Buddha do you believe!

Uncle You, the stall owner, stretched a face and stared at the two people who were drinking hemp.

I feel angry.

was about to close the stall, but two of them rushed to the street and didn't leave.

Uncle You wanted not to dump them, but hated that beautiful boy who took out 2,000 yuan and slapped it on the table.

This made Uncle You have to re-operate the iron pot and stir-fry it violently.

You must know that the monthly salary of ordinary people is only a few thousand now, how can he retire after he doesn't do more work.

Now the Taoist priest is not easy to do, and he is not like other fortune tellers, and he can make money by opening his mouth to set up a stall.

"Uncle You, then serve a plate of steamed grouper, white-cut chicken and packed rice rolls. "

Chen Yaozu raised his hand and shouted to Uncle You.

"OKOK, it's now!" Uncle You smiled with a spring breeze on his face.

"Leon, that ghost in Huangshan Village is very fierce, and our brothers did it?".

"Brothers are of the same heart, and their interests are broken.

Before I retired to the rivers and lakes, I didn't expect to meet you, a good brother.

I'll go with you to break into the Dragon's Tiger's Den!".

The more Leon spoke, the more agitated he became.

In his early years, he wanted to join the Taoist Association, but those gangs didn't take him to play.

He didn't know what news was on the road.

Now that his good brother Chen Yaozu has taken him to play with him, he must study people, ghosts and gods well.

Uncle You, who was holding the steamed grouper, was so shocked that he took the cigarette in his mouth when he heard the three words of Huangshan Village.

I didn't pick it up when I dropped it on the ground.

grabbed Chen Yaozu's hand and scolded: "Stinky boy, I don't care what you do, Huangshan Village is not allowed to go!".

"Uncle You, do you have any advice?" Chen Yaozu stared at the gray-haired old man with wide eyes.

I really don't understand what he suddenly interjected.

I didn't let him soak that beautiful female ghost last time, but this time I'll stop him again!

"Huangshan Village is not that simple!".

"It's because it's not that simple that we're going to go. Chen Yaozu was about to pour a glass of beer for Uncle You.

was stopped by Uncle You, who saw him take out a bottle of rice wine, bite it open with his teeth, and pour a glass to himself.

He swallowed it in one gulp, feeling the softness and mellow in his throat.

When the cup was put down, Uncle You began to talk about Huangshan Village.

Their ancestors were zombie hunters, and later they were cremated.

Naturally, there are fewer zombies.

But there is a place in Xiangjiang where there are many zombies.

That is Huangshan Village.

His father was asked to do his job for the last time.

said that when he went home, he never came back, and the place he went to was Huangshan Village.

Over the years, many Taoist priests have died in that ghost place.

The corpses are piled up, and they all have to be higher than others.

Chen Yaozu gestured with his hand to the height of Uncle You, there are at least thirty corpses piled together!

"Scared, aren't you?" Uncle You sneered.

"I'm scared of! After all these years, you haven't found time to find your father's corpse and bring it back?".

Chen Yaozu said.

"Bring it back?" Uncle You remembered the scene in distraction.

The last time his father said that he would wait for him, he also told him not to go to Huangshan Village.

When he grew up, he learned a little bit of his own skills, and broke into it with the old Jiu who liked to smoke.

If it weren't for Lao Jiu's Yin Spirit blocking behind, the two of them would have to explain inside.

In addition to the ghosts in the village, there are also piles of walking corpses, and even a few of them have intelligence.

This was twenty years ago.

"The first gatekeeper in Huangshan Village is Chu Renmei, the second is the zombies in Manshan Village, and the third is ......

".

Seeing that Uncle You began to smoke and stop talking, Leon asked, "What is the third course?"

"Nobody knows what the third way is. Uncle You extinguished the cigarette, then looked at the two of them like dead people and said, "This is not a warning. "

After explaining this, Uncle You slammed the table and shouted: "You two are rushing to the street, and when you finish eating, quickly check out and leave." "

"How much?" asked Chen Yaozu.

"Three thousand and twenty mosquitoes!" Uncle You stretched out his hand to ask Chen Yaozu.

"Why is it so expensive!".

Chen Yaozu was very puzzled by this price.

This is so unreasonable!

Uncle You pointed at Chen Yaozu's face and scolded: "One thousand yuan is the food money, two thousand is the intelligence fee, and twenty is what you owed for the last meal!"

“......"

It's a profiteer! This invisible means of consumption is really ahead of its time!

Chen Yaozu, who paid the fee silently, hooked Leon's back and staggered away.

After listening to Uncle You's words, Leon restrained his usual laughter, and his expression was very serious.

Just when Chen Yaozu wanted to ask him what was wrong.

A white van suddenly stopped in front of them, and dozens of nurses suddenly burst out of the car.

All muscles are tangled, and the tiger's back is bearish.

"Help!".

"I don't want to go back!".

"You're running around while I'm asleep!" the lead nurse's eyes glared at the boss.

Holding a black stick is even more powerful.

Chen Yaozu visually observed that the other party definitely had a bit of martial arts foundation, not Shaolin Temple, at least he had to be from Oolong Academy.

In less than thirty seconds, Leon was pulled into the van by a group of macho men.

The speed made Chen Yaozu smash his tongue.

Looking at the big red letters on the body of the small van, Aoyama Psychiatric Hospital.

"Leon, I'll visit you!".

Chen Yaozu, who recruited a taxi to get on the bus, looked at the cityscape flying by outside the car window.

Lost in thought.

Huangshan Village is really not the monster fighting map that he can step into now LV1.

It seems that he will have to upgrade to level three or higher before trying the water.

The system is a dog thing, and he will deduct his experience points at every turn.

Develop the jungle first, and the imagination LV3 goes up, and he has to follow Chu Renmei, let her sing and conquer!

It's definitely not because he's scared, it's just that he didn't give him the task fee for his blind father-in-law, and the informant fee on Li Tight's side didn't come down.

Work and rest should be combined!

Lin Zhongfa, who was driving, kept scanning the rearview mirror, and after confirming back and forth that it was correct, the cold sweat on his back became more and more.

"Brother, why is the sweat on your face like rain?" Chen Yaozu asked when he came back to his senses.

What's the matter with this driver, he was trembling all the way.

It made the car drive as bumpy as a snake.

This must not make every customer who gets on the bus vomit as much as if they are pregnant.

"Haha!" Lin Zhongfa turned pale and forced a smile.

"I see you're a little familiar?" Chen Yaozu lowered his body and leaned forward, looking at the driver Lin Zhongfa.

"Your name is Lin Zhongfa?" Chen Yaozu glanced at the work card, this person was somewhat similar to Ah Ken.

Speaking of Ken, he also had to call to collect the bill.

"yes. "

Lin Zhongfa's body trembled and sifted chaff, and his heart had a strong desire for blessings from all kinds of immortals.

I don't burn incense on weekdays, but when it comes to the end of the matter, I want pigs and sheep, no matter how strongly Lin Zhongfa calls for all kinds of immortals.

No miracles came either.

"Houde has arrived, sir. After Lin Zhongfa parked the car, he said to Chen Yaozu behind him.

"Well, how much?".

"No money, no money!".

"Why don't you want money?" Chen Yaozu was about to take out the money, but he touched it.

There are only ten yuan of loose paper, which is not enough to pay the fare.

"Sir, you go down, I don't want money, now the taxi company is doing activities, randomly picking up citizens for free. "

Lin Zhongfa immediately made up a reasonable explanation.

Seeing that Chen Yaozu finally got out of the car, he just wanted to send oil violently, but he was scared by Chen Yaozu looking back.

"First... Bear... Is there anything else?" asked Lin Zhongfa, who pretended to be calm.

"Can you leave me a call?" Chen Yaozu thought that since it was random, wouldn't it be better to give him random next time.

"Yes!" Lin Zhongfa wrote him directly to the phone number of the racecourse, and then sent oil to the soles of his feet.

The car was driving fast.

Grab the pager and shout at your partner, hell again.

"What the hell is it this time?".

"It's the man who gave the Stygian last time!".

Since then, an urban legend has been circulating in the vicinity of Houde Public Housing.

Chan Yiu-cho just passed by the security booth and walked towards the public housing building.

Suddenly feeling a little uneasy, he covered his chest, what was going on.

Before he could think about it.

A television suddenly fell in front of me.

Smashed to pieces.

Lin Zhongfa "All the Way to Fortune", the driver of chapter 3.

Uncle You's "Zombie/Seven Days Reborn" Chapter 4 of the small fried stall owner.