South China Sea Myth

They were warmly welcomed into a carpeted room. The TV screen was showing animated TV films, and Ah Lang and Ah Bin were dumbfounded. They sat in a car for the first time in their lives, watched TV for the first time in their lives, lived in a room where they could flush their bodies with the twist of a switch, and sat on the toilet in their lives for the first time...

In short, in Ah Lang Abin's eyes, everything is so novel. When entering the hall, Ah Lang didn't find the glass door, thinking it was space, but he hit his head on the glass door. Although the glass door was not broken, Ah Lang was so frightened that he sat on the ground. After they turned off the TV, they didn't know how to turn it on, so they went to ask the waiter to turn it on. They lay on the soft mattresses they had never felt before, closed their eyes and enjoyed them, but because they were too soft, as a result, Ah Lang turned over too much and rolled from the bed to the carpet.

Ah Lang sits on the toilet and has to flush the toilet after pulling. saw a stainless steel switch next to him, and with a flick, the water sprayed out by the nozzle drenched him all over. He wanted to take a hot shower, and in those days, the weather was relatively cold, but according to the waiter's instructions, the water sprayed out was very cold. Later, they went to the waiter, who went into the room, flicked the tap to the left, and the hot water came out.

Suddenly, the phone rang, Ah Lang and Ah Bin followed the sound to look for it, first found the bathroom, opened the toilet lid, then found the wastebasket, and finally, found that it was a red thing made the sound, there was one in the toilet, and there was one in the room. Ah Lang wanted to arrest him, but before Ah Bing could stop him, a voice came out of the microphone: Mr. Ah Lang, Ms. Ah Bin, please come to the restaurant for dinner.

When Ah

Lang and Ah Bin heard that they were invited to dinner, because the door was locked, they did not know how to twist the door, and they explained the reason in the second call, and the waiter twisted the door open with the key.

Outside the gate, stood Xiaohai's father and mother. They waited at the door early to accompany their savior to the restaurant. Besides, Chairman Wang took Dr. Mythology, Li Ping's tour guide, Ah Lang, Ah Bin, etc. to the luxurious restaurant, and the table was full of dishes that could not be named, and with the disc on the table slowly turning, Ah Lang and Ah Bin did not blink. Later, Ah Bin found that Li Ping smiled kindly, and immediately explained: I'm sorry, we are villagers from the mountains and have never seen the world.

Although Ah Lang Ah Bin is an ancient person who came from the time tunnel, he is also an immortal after all, and they can understand what it is at a glance, and they will know what it is when they hear someone talk about it. For example, there is a demon monkey in "Journey to the West", who looks the same as Sun Wukong, and he can also learn Sun Wukong's movements, so that people can't tell who is the real monkey king and who is the fake monkey king. If he hadn't seen Sun Wukong, he wouldn't have been able to imitate Sun Wukong's every move vividly.

On this day, a group of people and more than a dozen young people came to the hotel and booked two tables of seafood in the restaurant. When he was almost finished, one of the bald young men exclaimed in amazement, "Yo, there are flies." The waiters knew that they had done it on purpose, because there were no flies in the restaurant at all. The waiter went to tell the lobby manager, who went to look at the table and sure enough, he found flies. She stepped forward with great experience to pick up the flies with her hands, and deliberately said: this is lard residue.

The bald head shouted: If it's lard residue, you dare to eat it. As soon as the bald head finished speaking, the waiter put the fly in his mouth. But a thin monkey young man said: Today's crabs are dead, not fresh. Industry insiders say that crabs should be cooked alive, not dead, so there is such a saying that they want to rely on these two tables of banquet accounts. The waiter and the lobby manager called the chef, and the chef had to come: what was not fresh, it was clearly the dish I made myself.

The skinny monkey defiantly splashed the soup with a spoon and sprinkled it in the cook's face. The chef turned around and cursed: It was a complete hooliganism. This time, it stabbed the hornet's nest. A fat rogue stepped forward and punched the chef in the chest. However, this is a five-star hotel and it is important to maintain its reputation. Xiaobei's uncle, Wang Ying, the deputy manager of the hotel, stepped forward to fight. With a tough attitude, he said: The crab is clearly alive, and it is said that it is dead, and it has to be beaten as a cook. We called 110 to call the police.

The other party showed his fierce face and took out a knife: Who are you? I am Wang Ying, the deputy manager here. Unexpectedly, the other party grabbed him as a hostage, put the knife on his neck, and said as he walked: Take out the treasure knife, treasure hoe, and magic travel vest to release people. It seems that this was a premeditated hijacking, and the BMW and Buick they drove were already rumbling. The hotel staff was quietly calling 110, but it took some time for the police to arrive, and it was in danger. At this time, Ah Lang quietly picked up a glass on the table, only to see a flick of his hand, the glass flew out, like a bullet, hit the palm of the gangster's hand, and the gangster's hand fell to the ground. Good drifting skills.

Originally, Ah Lang and Ah Bing were reluctant to make a move, they thought they were ancients and did not want to be enemies of modern people. However, the opponent is extremely vicious, and Ah Lang's original character is to like to fight unevenly, so he has to take action. A few together, Ah Lang like a frog kept jumping up, jumping up once, stretching his feet, or swinging his fist, one of the hooligans fell, and more than a dozen hooligans were all beaten to the ground. A leader got up and said: Bastard, wait and see, sooner or later Lao Tzu will smash your hotel to pieces

Of course, the ferocity of these hooligans is related to their leader, the Yellow Scorpion. This man is extremely arrogant, the yellow scorpion says that it is an hour a day, but the people in this area dare not say that it is 24 hours; the yellow scorpion says that the sun comes out of the west, but the people in this area do not dare to come out of the east. The yellow scorpion's neighbor met two gangsters in Sanya, who were holding daggers in their hands and wanted to snatch his bag. The neighbor lied: You have met my nephew Yellow Scorpion.