South China Sea Myth

Someone never called me a mythical fool, and I thank him for the rest of my life. For example, when I was in elementary school, I was the squadron leader. Every day when they meet me, they call me by my name - Shi Xiaolin. So, I took the initiative to go to his house to play, and I didn't forget to invite him to my house to play. I have a room in my house that is a conference room with a big conference table where we play table tennis. At this time, those who don't call me a mythical fool take precedence, and those who call me a mythical fool stand aside. So, some people called me a mythical fool, and immediately changed their words to call me Xiaolin. I still welcome him to change his ways. Such a strategy unites a group of people. Later, fewer people called me a fool, and he wanted to play with me. You must know that at that time, playing table tennis became popular in the streets and alleys of Wuhan City, some played on wooden paving boards, and some played on wooden door panels. The large conference table in my house is much better than the average wooden door.

Because I have been known as a mythical fool since I was a child, I can forgive my child for being stupid. For example, I just bought a roll of film and put it on the table, and my son tore the box open, then pulled out the whole roll of film, exposing the whole film. I was angry, but, when I thought about my childhood, I was immediately angry. Because, I remember doing something stupid and stupid compared to my son. I often broke down some good toys to test the power of the slingshot, smashed the glass of the neighbor's window, opened the back cover of the radio in order to find the singing villain on the radio, and put my finger into the light socket to experience the sensation of electric shock, and was knocked to the ground by electricity. My father had a thermometer given by a foreign priest, and it was very delicate, and the stainless steel coat was shining. I asked my father, but he wouldn't give it to me. So, while he wasn't paying attention, I stole it, and I looked at it vigorously, why is the thermometer so sensitive? I don't understand, I can't remove it with a knife. In a fit of rage, I smashed the thermometer with a hammer, and the mercury beads of the thermometer flowed out.

Afterwards, my neighbor Xiaohua saw it, so he went to tell my father, but unexpectedly, my father knew, although he felt sorry for the thermometer, but did not hit me, he said to my mother, what is the use of just beating, it is better to reason with him. My mother said to my father, such a stupid son, take him well. This is Wuhan dialect, which means in Mandarin - no way.

Today, when I tell this story to people, I actually find resonance. Some teenagers like to dismantle toys, and they have to dismantle any toy animals and robots. There was a boy named Xiaogang who did something even more stupid than me. In those days, a Shanghai brand watch was a status symbol. Think about it, the average person's salary is thirty or forty yuan, and the watch is one hundred and twenty yuan, which means that three or four months' salary can only be bought without eating or drinking. My neighbor Mr. Xu put the watch he just bought on the cabinet, his naughty son Xiaogang saw it, took the watch in his hand to play, heard the ticking sound, and saw the hands move in a circle, he felt curious, wanted to open the watch cover, but couldn't open it, his hand was also hurt, in a fit of anger, found a hammer, shouted, fuck you. The hammer in Xiao Gang's hand fell very chicly, the glass of the watch was broken, and the delicate hands in the watch were also deformed. Xiao Gang's father was so angry that he swung the wooden stick and hit Xiao Gang. In the end, the wooden strip was discounted, and Xiao Gang's butt was almost beaten in half, red and swollen, and he couldn't sit on the bench for several days to go to school.

Mythical fools in the factory

I returned to Wuhan from the countryside and worked as a planer and boiler worker. I'm working as a planer, the parts are caught in the jig, I'm loosening. The fairy tale of the bull head planer cutter knocked off the parts because the parts were not clamped. The master asked me: Why don't you clamp it.

I said to myself: I'm afraid of pain, too. The master was so angry that he said: It's really a bit stupid. During that time, I was young and strong, and I began to enjoy watching the young women workers in the factory. I thought that my mother was a temporary younger brother, one was in the countryside and two were in school, and my three younger sisters, one was working as a temporary worker and two were in school. My father's salary was also high, and he counted on me to hand over his salary to support the family. As a result, the conditions for me to fall in love were poor, and I only dreamed of women in my sleep, and most of them were fairies. I wonder if it's because I read too much about love myths.

I wrote an application to join the party, and the organization was going to test me and let me leave my job as a planer and come to the difficult boiler room. I work the night shift in the boiler room, a shift with Master Xiong, who is responsible for the second half of the night and I am responsible for the first half of the night. The damn thing is that I unknowingly fell asleep at work and dreamed of Snow White.

--I fell from the clouds into a distant land, and saw a lovely little princess. The princess's skin was as white as snow and her cheeks were as red as apples, and the king and queen named her Snow White. Snow White grew up under the favor of the king and queen, and finally became a beautiful girl who was loved by everyone. I saw Snow White often playing with dogs, cats, deer, and rabbits. When Snow White saw me as a stranger, she asked very kindly, "Are you from China?"

I said, "Do you know China?" Do you know the Yellow River and the Yangtze River in China? I grew up by the Yangtze River.

She said, "Do you like animals?" I'll take you to see the animals in the forest, and there are so many animals there, deer, rabbits, pines, and birds, and they're all good friends of mine.

I followed Snow White into the forest. When these animals saw Snow White, they sang and danced with joy. Snow White tells them stories while they eat their food. I saw Snow White, who had a kind personality like an angel, surrounded by monkeys

Deer, this feeling, is so refreshing. However, I found that Snow White suddenly looked melancholy and secretly wept. When I inquired, the talker replied: Snow White's mother had died of illness, and the king had married a new queen.

It turned out that the king had married a new queen. The new queen was a witch who was proficient in witchcraft, beautiful in appearance, domineering in personality, jealous, and especially hated being more beautiful than her. The new queen has a very peculiar mirror, and you can get it from the mirror

to everything you want to know the answer. Therefore, the queen often asks in the mirror: Magic mirror, magic mirror, who is the most beautiful woman in the world?

Before, the magic mirror replied: The most beautiful woman in the world is you, the queen.

However, one day, when the queen asked the Magic Mirror the same question, the Magic Mirror replied, "Snow White is more beautiful than you now." Beat and scold Snow White at every turn. The new queen took one look at the beautiful Snow White, and felt very dazzling, so angry that she was angry, and often looked for Snow White's ballast.