In the middle of the night, a pot was set up in the pigsty, and Nezha was holding a pig's leg and feasting.
Click, click, eat with a mouth full of oil.
Hiccup!
After a while, Nezha patted his round belly, burped and said, "I knew you were so delicious, and the master roasted you before!"
"Keep this leg for the master, he will definitely like it. "
"Keep the rest of the meat for my uncle, and they will definitely praise me for being smart. "
"Sir, I'm such a clever ghost. As he spoke, Nezha made pig pancreas.
"The first step is to cut into pieces and fry them in a pan. "
"The second step, what is the second step?" Nezha thought for a long time, but he didn't think about it.
Finished... It's over....
Nezha is in a hurry, if he can't make pancreas, Shizun will have to peel him off.
In the room!
Taiyi Zhenren, who was meditating, had his eyelids jumping, always feeling that something bad was about to happen.
"Nezha, Nezha?" Taiyi Zhenren shouted a few times outside the house, but there was no response at all.
Not good!
Taiyi Zhenren was shocked.
Every time this happens, it must be Nezha who hasn't done anything good.
Thinking of this, he hurriedly pushed the door open.
"Nezha...... Nezha ......" Taiyi Zhenren stepped on the void and shouted downward.
Nezha was in a hurry, hiding in the corner and not daring to respond!
It didn't take long for Taiyi Zhenren to lift his nose and inhale violently, and a smell of meat entered his nasal cavity.
"Where did the meat come from?" Taiyi Zhenren muttered quietly.
The next second, his eyes widened violently, and his body flew towards the pigsty quickly.
As soon as I got closer, I saw a lot of bones scattered on the ground, and a pot of lard was fried in the pot.
"Hehe...... Nezha smiled at Taiyi Zhenren and called the master.
"Where's my little fragrant pig?" Taiyi Zhenren roared loudly.
This is the name he gave to his mount after watching the video!
"Master, I'm going to say I don't know...... Belch...... Do you believe it?" said Nazha, who had a full burp and still had meat stains on his teeth!".
"I believe that your grandmother is a grandson!" Taiyi Zhenren waved the dust in his hand and directly knocked Nezha to the ground.
Nezha fell several heels and barely stabilized his body.
"Say, did you eat my little fragrant pig?" Taiyi is really humane.
Seeing that everyone had obtained all the stolen goods, Nezha fell to his knees and said with a face full of grievances: "Master, I just want to make you two pieces of pancreatic soap to honor you, don't be angry!"
"I'll make you pancreatic soap. "
"I am the Da Luo Jin Immortal, the three flowers gather at the top, the five qi dynasty yuan, how can the dust of the mortal world fall on my body!".
"The little fragrant pig has followed me for many years, and you actually ate it!".
"Nezha, I'll fight with you. "Saying that, Taiyi Zhenren is going to do Nezha when he goes up.
Smack!
The dust is whipped on Nazha's body, and the skin is open in an instant.
Ah......
Nezha was in pain, and his whole facial features were distorted together: "Master, if you beat me again, I will fight back." "
Since he knew his background, Nezha didn't even pay attention to Taiyi Zhenren.
He was originally the protector boy under Nuwa Niangniang's seat, and he was the same as Taiyi Zhenren!
In order to destroy the merchants, he was reincarnated.
Taiyi's face turned blue with anger, and he said angrily: "I am your master, you dare to do it with me?"
Hmph!
Nezha crossed his waist and said, "So what, I was ordered by Nuwa Niangniang to destroy the merchants." "
"If you beat me up, Nuwa Niangniang won't be able to spare you!"
"Kill me, do you dare?".
"Bastard thing, the little fragrant pig can be regarded as watching you grow up, why did you eat him?".
"You still have no humanity!" Taiyi is truly humane.
"The little fragrant pig did many evils in the previous life, and this catastrophe in this life can be regarded as washing away its sins. "
"It should thank me, master, are you right?"
Poof......
Taiyi Zhenren was in a hurry, and directly spurted out a mouthful of old blood.
Retribution, retribution!
Nezha, as the pioneer of the destruction of the merchants, is the reincarnation of the spirit bead, and kills people without cause and effect.
If he is killed, let alone Nuwa Niangniang, even Shizun can't say it.
Whew!
Taiyi Zhenren took a deep breath, looked at Nezha with a decadent face, and said, "Nezha, you really disappointed me!".
Nezha pursed his lips disapprerovingly.
Then, Taiyi Zhenren waved his sleeves, and the whole person disappeared in an instant!
After Taiyi Zhenren left, Nezha didn't bother to think about it, but fortunately he went to Ji Chang with a pot of oil and asked the other party to help make pancreatic soap.
At this moment, Ji Chang was pampering the concubine, and there were heavy guards at the door.
As soon as Nezha entered, he was directly stopped by the soldiers and said, "This is the king's bedroom, please leave quickly!"
"I'm Nezha, don't you know me?" said Nezha.
"The king has something to do now, even if your master comes, you have to wait. The defender scolded, spear in hand.
Heh......
As soon as he saw the attitude of the defenders, Nezha was not happy at that time, and kicked out violently.
With a bang, the defenders were directly kicked out more than ten meters away, and they lost their breath at that time.
"Wang, the master has sent you something, come out quickly. Nezha roared, and the shocked defenders spat blood.
Subsequently!
Without waiting for Ji Chang to answer, Nezha broke in directly.
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