Hogwarts: Please be a human being!

"You may think I'm not pretty

But don't judge people by their appearance

If you can find a more beautiful hat than mine,

I can eat myself.

You can make your bowler hat jet black and shiny

Keep your high-capped caps smooth and structured

I'm the Sorting Hat of Hogwarts

Naturally, they are taller than your hats.

Any thought hidden in your mind,

can't escape the golden eyes of the Sorting Hat

Put it on and try it, I'll tell you

Which college should you be assigned to?

You may belong to Gryffindor

There is bravery buried in the bottom of my heart

Their courage, courage and chivalry

Make Gryffindor stand out;

You may belong to Hufflepuff

The people there are honest and loyal

Hufflepuff students are stoic and honest

Not afraid of hard labor;

If you have a shrewd mind,

Maybe into the wisdom of the old Ravenclaw,

Those who are wise and knowledgeable,

There will always be their fellow believers;

Maybe you'll get into Slytherin,

Make sincere friends here

But those who are cunning and insidious will stop at nothing

to achieve their purpose.

Put me on! Don't be afraid!

Don't panic!

in my hands (even though I don't even have one),

You are absolutely safe

Because I'm a thinking hat!".

Between the time McGonagall calls Hannah's name and Hannah's walk to McGonagall's side under everyone's fierce gaze, the dirty Sorting Hat suddenly opens its mouth and sings a song on the spot.

The singing is 'melodious' and 'wonderful', like a magic sound!

After singing, it was very humane, bowing and saluting to the students at the four tables one by one.

At this time, McGonagall gave Hannah a look beside her.

Hannah, with two blonde braids, hurriedly sat down, put on her Sorting Hat, and sat down.

After a short pause.

"Hufflepuff!".

The Sorting Hat screamed suddenly.

Caught off guard, the little girl who was not the slightest bit unsuspecting was directly startled, while the Hufflepuff students on the right applauded and cheered, and the fat monk ghost was waving happily at her.

"Susan Bones!".

"Hufflepuff!".

"Terry Bout!".

"Ravenclaw!".

This time, it was the second table on the left that clapped and applauded.

Same treatment as Hannah.

After Terry found an empty seat at the second table on the left, he was warmly welcomed by several Ravenclaw seniors around him.

"Mandy Bloch!".

"Ravenclaw!".

"Lavender Brown!".

"Gryffindor!".

One by one.

Same as Agareth remembers.

The Sorting Hat would sometimes call out the name of the House immediately, but sometimes it would take some time to make a decision.

The

order of the sorting is carried out according to the initials of the surname.

Agareth's surname is Byrne, starting with B.

So soon McGonagall called out his name: "Agareth Byrne!".

"It's your turn!".

Hermione swiped her gaze at Agareth beside her, and after nodding at her, she quickly walked out of the crowd and then walked onto the sorting table under everyone's blazing gaze.

"Please rest assured, all memories related to this system are protected by this system, as long as the host does not take the initiative to let go of your mind, no one can read the relevant memories in these aspects!"

After hearing the system's reply, the last worries and doubts in Agareth's heart completely dissipated.

Once seated in her seat, McGonagall placed the Sorting Hat on his head.

"Oh~ little Mr. Agareth, you are very rude like this, you actually think I am dirty? I am not dirty, all the dust on my body is the precipitation of history...... I said, little Mr. Agareth, what's going on in your head? There are only four houses in Hogwarts, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, Gryffindor, and Slytherin, and there's no damn Azkaban! Azkaban is a prison ......

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The Sorting Hat is speechless now.

The little wizard below, as soon as he put himself on, first disgusted himself, and after disgusting, he kept shouting in his head that Acikaban Acikaban, I don't know, I thought this was not Hogwarts but the Ministry of Magic's criminal trial room!

Sorting Hat: "Hufflepuffs, little Mr. Agareth, have you really decided? have you really decided that you want to go to Hufflepuffs? with your intelligence, you are better suited to Ravenclaw, and with your guts, you are better suited to Gryffindor, and with your ambition and ability, you are better suited to Slytherin!"

Agares: "Azkaban, Azkaban, Azkaban!".

Sorting Hat: "......

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Agares: "Azkaban, Azkaban, Azkaban!".

Sorting Hat: "......

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