Shen Tiancheng pointed at himself:
"Kaibar, do you know me too? Kaibar smiled and said:
"Why don't you know me?"
"Although I am in prison, the outside world still knows the news"
"Especially news from the fighting world."
Shen Tiancheng shrugged.
Fan Ma Renya pointed to the iron cabinet in the corner of the cell and asked:
"Why do you sleep in an iron cabinet?"
"There are obviously empty beds in the cell."
Kaibar explained calmly:
"Because I am a warrior"
"If you lie down and rest, then you can enjoy it as much as possible after you die."
Kaibal's words reminded Shen Tiancheng, a time traveler, of a famous Internet meme.
Why go to bed early before you are alive? You will sleep forever after death.
At this moment, the whistle sounded.
Accompanied by the prison guard's roar:
"Lazy people, come out and line up!"
"If it's too late, be careful with the whip!"
Including Tyson, all the people in the current cell stood neatly outside the cell and lined up.
Only one person was different, and that was Kaibar.
The prison guards patrolled the cells one by one.
Once they found someone The prisoners did not stand in line.
They could be punched or kicked, or whipped!
Only Kaibal was the exception.
The prison guards seemed to completely ignore the lazy Kaibar, as if Kaibar did not exist at all.
But Kaibar did not let him go. He passed the prison guard.
He grabbed a prison guard at random, reached out and took away the cigarette from the other person's pocket.
After lighting it with a lighter, he put the cigarette back into the prison guard's pocket. All this, the prison guard did not resist.
In this way, he was smoking and walking leisurely towards the cafeteria.
After Kaibar left, the prison guard continued to scold the others:
"What are you looking at?"
"Hurry up and line up for breakfast!"
"If you are late, there will be no breakfast!"
"You are all scum! They are all criminals!"
"Only complete obedience can save yourself!"
Today's breakfast in the canteen is peas.
For prisoners
, it's peas. But prison guards like Shen Tiancheng can naturally eat better.
However, not all prisoners eat peas.
There are exceptions.
Kaibar.
His breakfast is special omelette rice.
Among all the prisoners in the entire state prison, only his breakfast is omelette rice.
The other prisoners turned a blind eye to this unfair scene.
It seems that this is a matter of course.
Shen Tiancheng was eating breakfast , while speaking to Fan Majenya next to him:
"see that"
"Khyber also has privileges in this prison"
"He doesn’t need to follow the rules and can have meals prepared individually."
"Simply better than prison guards"
"This is the privilege that comes with his power"
"Oriba, too."
"And your father Yujiro Fanma has also been enjoying the privileges brought by power."
Fan Majenya lowered his head and took a bite of bread:
"Is that so?..."
"NO.2 can enjoy such privileges"
"I wonder what privileges NO.3 in prison will have?"
Shen Tiancheng shook his head and said:
"Blade Ya, you said it wrong again"
"According to the information I heard, only No. 1 Oliba and No. 2 Kebar have privileges in this prison."
"Because their numbers don’t just represent rankings"
"It represents another level of meaning"
"Oliba's NO.1 refers to the fact that he is the first man who cannot be imprisoned."
"Kaibal's NO.2 refers to the fact that he is the second man who cannot be imprisoned."
"Khaybar can escape from prison at any time if he wants"
"Because of this, he has the privilege."
Fan Ma Renya's fists clenched:
"The second man who can’t close his ears is Kaibar...."
"I really want to fight him"...
After breakfast, Shen Tiancheng and Fan Majenya went their separate ways.
Shen Tiancheng wandered around the prison.
As he wandered to the door of the warden's office.
He heard some voices coming from inside.
One of the voices was composed of three people at the same time.
Shen Tiancheng recalled the plot of Blade Ya and seemed to have thought of something.
Put your ear to the door and listen......
Go back in time a little.
Three people walked into the warden's office.
The three men were also dressed as prison guards.
They are almost exactly the same in height, appearance, and even temperament!
At first glance, they look like triplets!
These three people have a common name, which is MOUTH, which can be translated as mouth.
The names of the three of them are respectively
Lip, Teeth, and Tongue.
Lips + teeth + tongue = mouth.
The warden looked at the three of them and said:
"You three brothers are here"
"Close the door first"
"Let’s talk about something important next."
Zhi closed the door.
Then he stood back to his original position.
Lip said:"Scream.
Then Zhi said:"Me.""
Then the tongue said:"We."
Then the lips said again:"Come."
The tooth said again:"Do it."
Finally, the tongue said:"What."
Three people, each said two words, forming a sentence"What are you asking us to do?"
This way of speaking is very weird!
The warden covered his head:
"It's torture every time I listen to you talk."
"It feels like my ears are hallucinating."
Qia smiled and said:"Then we can explain our words to you separately."
"I say 'me' and 'do’"
Lip said:"Let me say 'call' and 'come'’"
Finally he said:"I said 'we' and 'what'’"
"So you can understand it, right?"
"But it will take some time."
The warden waved his hand:
"You'd better use a way of speaking that doesn't waste time."
"It doesn't matter if my ears suffer a little bit"
"Actually, I can understand your strange way of speaking."
"This is how you practice cooperation, right?"
There are many cooperations in the world that are tacit and seamless!
For example, fire, steam and steam engines.
Or riders, whips and horses.
But there is one kind of cooperation that is more tacit and seamless than the above-mentioned cooperation!
That is lips, teeth and tongue.
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