I was caught on a blind date in a hotel and asked how many times I had done it

"Everyone is here, let's do it. "

"What, is it just the three of us?"

"No, there are two more people on the roof. The more people you have, the less money you share, and it's better for five people to ......."

There were three people in the car.

All wore low-looking V-shaped vendetta masks.

While driving, while preparing firearms, while discussing.

"It's six people ......."

The guy who drove the car said

"And the guy who planned to rob the bank. "

"Shet, he still thinks that he doesn't have to do anything to get the money?".

The co-pilot's guy sneered:

"No wonder, he himself wears a V-shaped vendetta mask, but he calls himself a clown!".

"Then why is he called Joker?".

"I heard he could wear makeup ......."

"Makeup?".

"Yes, to be flamboyant, like a clown!".

Between words.

The three of them drove to the bank door.

When I got out of the car, I rushed straight into the bank.

Three and a half in the afternoon.

Sakura Bank does not have many customers who do business in-house.

Da Da

Da Da!

A shuttle bullet shot into the ceiling.

"Listen, everyone!"

"Hands up, head down!".

"I said it!".

"Raise your hands and lower your heads!"

within the bank.

There was a shout of terror in an instant.

"Oh!God!".

"Don't shoot! Please, don't shoot!".

"Help!".

"Shut up!".

"I repeat! hands up, heads down!".

"No one is allowed to move! Don't move! Dare to stand up, Lao Tzu will kill you with one shot!"

Three guys in cheap masks.

Quickly pinned everyone in the bank to the ground.

Then pull out a blonde beauty staff :

"Come on chick!".

"You come down for me and take Lao Tzu to get the money!".

......

Meanwhile.

Above the roof.

Two guys who are also wearing cheap masks, one of whom is cutting off the alarm signal.

"The alarm signal is coming, I'll take care of it. "

"Interestingly, the signal wasn't sent to 911...... Rather, send a private signal?".

The guy behind him asked

"Is there a problem?".

"No, I got it!".

Biu！

There was a soft thud.

The guy behind him decisively shot the robber in the back who cut off the alarm signal.

"I'm sorry. "

"The boss said that one less person can give you an extra penny. "

After speaking, he rushed into the building with his bag.

And rushed all the way to the vault.

Then he took the drill rig out of his bag and began to drill holes in the vault door.

......

Bank lobby.

The robbers who rushed in first were still controlling the hostages.

"Hey, take this cutie!".

"Yes, yes, hold it with both hands, don't let go, don't let go!".

"Well done, it's like pinching your own precious little life!".

The robbers put the grenade in the hands of the hostages.

Remove the insurance.

Then let the hostages take the grenades and tie their hands together.

Then.

A bank manager in a suit and tie who has never been found looking like an elite.

Take out a handful of Riff and face it at one of the robbers.

Bang!

The glass shattered in response.

The robbers fell in response.

Almost at the same time, the hole drilled in the door of the vault was electrocuted by the electrification on the gate of the vault!

Inside the hall.

The bank manager, armed with a Lev gun, began to grasp the situation.

Like the big guy in the movie, shouting at the robbers:

"Hey!".

"Mommy Fark!".

"Do you know whose money it stolen?!".

"You're dead!".

One of the robbers hiding behind the desk was frightened and panicked.

The other robber asked calmly

"He's out of bullets, isn't he?".

The robber, who was very panicked, was stunned, thought about it, and nodded vigorously.

So the second robber stood up without hesitation.

Bang!

The bank manager's last shotgun was fired.

The robbers fell in response.

I tried to shoot again, but the bullet was really gone.

At this time, the robber, who was very panicked, stood up and faced the bank manager.

The bank manager fell.

And the robber who

had just been shot was just hit in the arm and scolded the robber who was very panicked:

"Mommy Fark!".

"You almost hurt Lao Tzu to fold here!".

After scolding, he rushed to the vault with his bag in his hand.

Only the panicked robbers were left to guard the hall.

At this time, the guy who was electrocuted, not dead, had already done it and was ready to open the vault door.

"Mommy Fark!".

"They actually gave this thing 5,000 volts of electricity, and almost electrocuted Lao Tzu!".

"What kind of bank is this?".

The robber who came in said:

"Gangster's bank. "

"Fake!".

Startled by the electric robber, he complained:

"This clown is as crazy as the legend says!".

The robber behind him asked

"Where's the guy who got the alarm?".

The robber who was electrocuted said indifferently

"The boss said, the guy will kill him when he's done his job. "

"Without him, there is one less person to divide the money. "

"Right?".

Between words.

The vault door has been opened.

The robber behind him took out his gun and said:

"Interesting. "

"That's what the boss said to me. "

"What?

no! no!".

The robber who was electrocuted was not electrocuted by 5,000 volts, but was shot dead by his fellow robbers behind him.

Then rush into the vault and start loading money.

Ten minutes later.

After loading the money, he dragged six large bags back to the hall.

Pile on top of each other.

"Fack! a lot of money!".

"That guy better drive a bigger car, or he won't be able to take the money with him!"

Loading money, dragging money.

He was tired and sweating profusely.

I really want to take the mask off my face.

As he spoke, he suddenly raised his hand and grabbed it, facing the robber who was very panicked:

"Hey, man. "

"Did the boss tell you that one less person can give you an extra share of the money?"

"I dare to pack the ticket, that clown told you that as soon as the money was loaded in the car, he would kill me!".

The robber, who was very panicked, looked at his watch, shook his head and said:

"No, no, no. "

"I'm going to kill the school bus driver. "

As he spoke, he moved to one side.

The robber with the gun was stunned

"What school bus driver?".

Bang!

That's when it happened.

A yellow school bus crashed straight in, knocking the gun-wielding robber ...... away