I have a crow’s mouth and the law of cause and effect, the whole world is begging me to shut up

Inside Asan, on the podium.

The Prime Minister of the Three Kingdoms, Mo Flute, is giving a speech on stage and making an announcement.

The main content of the speech is that Modi intends to increase the penalties for hit-and-run accidents and reduce the incidence of hit-and-run accidents.

When the man with glasses who came to join in the fun saw this scene, he thought it was normal. However, when he heard that many people from Asan Kingdom were still protesting here, the corners of the man's mouth suddenly twitched.

"What? I've hit someone with my car, why can't I escape?"

"Conquer against the Magic Flute! Protest against increasing the criminal law for escape!"

"I didn't make much money driving a truck, but now I have to pay ten years of criminal law for hitting someone and escaping, and the fine is money I won't be able to make back in three lifetimes!"

"Magic Flute Government, go ahead and eat shit!"

"Don't eat cow shit, that's his reward!"

The bespectacled man from Kyushu who was passing by twitched the corners of his mouth while listening to the commotion of the demonstrators here. Asan is a magical country, and this is clearly reflected in every place.

Improve the number of hit-and-runs after a car accident Punishment is a normal thing in any country in the world, but it is not feasible to implement it here.

There will even be protests and demonstrations from the people.

In Ah San’s words, I was shocked. If a person escapes, why should he be punished twice as much?

"How could animals attack people in such a cruel country?"

"It would be nice if they didn't attack animals."

The man with glasses felt that he should pay more attention to domestic news. If he stayed here any longer, he was really afraid of being assimilated by these idiots.

But at this moment, the man with glasses saw that several heads appeared on the street. A black cow with black fur and a strong body was walking towards this side.

Cows have a transcendent status in Asan Kingdom, so it is not surprising to see them on the streets.

The man with glasses originally wanted to turn around and leave. Don’t let a group of Asans affect your IQ anymore, but then I thought of what Ye Ran said in the weather forecast.

"Depending on the season, some animals in Asan will go into heat and go berserk. People in the country are asked to be careful."

This reminder also caused the bespectacled man to stop when he originally wanted to turn around and leave, preparing to continue watching the show.

At the same time, on the podium, the old fairy of 'Magic Flute' was also continuing his performance. Propaganda speech.

Although so many Asan are currently protesting, the old fairy of 'Magic Flute' is also an old politician in Asan's country, so he naturally knows how to deal with the matter at hand. Just tell this group of fools that there is something about The penalties for"hit and run" have just been introduced and have not been officially implemented yet.

Even if you want to protest and demonstrate, it is not the right time.

By then, these fools will disperse without warning.

"Oh, my dear citizens, listen to me"

"Regarding the hit-and-run policy……"

However, before the"Magic Flute" Master finished speaking, the eyes of the demonstrators in the audience changed.

"Look, it’s an angel!"

"Are God’s messengers here to help us?"

Seeing several big black bulls approaching majestically not far away, the people in Asan suddenly became excited.

‘Magic Flute's old fairy naturally didn't do anything when he saw this kind of thing. Who knows that things like cows have an extremely high status in their country of Asan.

However, someone noticed this. The eyes of these black cows were extremely red, and their thick limbs were trembling constantly, as if they couldn't help but rush out.

The next second, these black bulls with blood-red eyes saw the old immortal 'Magic Flute' standing on the stage.

Unfortunately, the old fairy of 'Magic Flute' is still wearing red clothes today.

The New Year has just passed. Are you wearing red clothes? It’s festive.

What a coincidence, the cow thinks so too!

The black bull with thick red eyes also immediately hit the old immortal 'Magic Flute', and people along the way were also knocked away.

The old fairy Magic Flute who was standing on the stage was also stunned. Just when he was about to order the security guards around him to stop the cows, these cows had already rushed in front of the old fairy Magic Flute.

The old fairy of the magic flute subconsciously wanted to resist. His own strength was not small, and he could even fight with the Great Bear. Unfortunately, this time, the opponents in front of him were a few black bulls.

The old fairy of the magic flute was rushed to the ground by the black bull in an instant.

He aimed his butt at the horns of the black bull and crawled on the ground. At this time, the black bull in heat also had blood-red eyes and slowly stood behind the old fairy of the magic flute.

"I go……"

"What the weather forecast host said is true!"

The man with glasses also hid immediately, then picked up his mobile phone and started taking pictures. He was going to post it to the forum in Kyushu later.

Of course, an attack is an attack, regardless of whether it was successful or not in the end.

This incident After all, it spread.

At this time, in Kyushu.

The next day, an extremely explosive news also spread.

《The Prime Minister of the Three Kingdoms, Magic Flute, was raped by a cow! 》

After this quite explosive news came out, it also made the entire Kyushu press community confused.

——no? Is this true?

——Damn it, is this the New Year? It’s only been a few days since the New Year. It’s so exciting.

——Beautiful Country has created a Loli Island, but I didn’t expect that our Third Brother would also be unwilling to be outdone.

——‘The Magic Flute's old fairy is already the supreme leader of the Asan Kingdom, and in Asan's eyes, the cow is the messenger of the gods, so does this wave directly trigger the domestic conflicts in the Asan Kingdom?

——Conflicts aside, I seem to have just remembered that our country’s weather forecast warned last night that due to seasonal influences, the animals in Asan Country may be in violent estrus. Unexpectedly, it came true that night

——What? The weather forecaster actually reported this explosive incident in advance? Which weather forecaster?

——It seems to be the official international weather news forecast program. Just yesterday, the new host reported this matter

——Damn it, what kind of crow’s mouth is this host? I want to worship him!

At the same time, the protagonist Ye Ranren is in the hospital, taking care of the director who was sent in because of his crow mouth...

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