Genshin Impact: Comments on the opening of Yingmei, I broke my defense

【Extraordinary Chat Group】

[Barbara: Well, it was Mondstadt's fault that Dvalin helped Mondstadt and was treated like this. (sighs.jpg)】

[Yingmei: Hehe, you were the happiest at the time! (Bad laugh.jpg)]

[Paimon: That's right! I was an eyewitness, so I saw it clearly!]

[Venti: Hey, that's right! I'm the facilitator, and I can see it very clearly.] (Dog's head, emoticons)】

[Dvalin: That's right! I'm a victim, I feel it best!]

[Alice: Oh ~ there are witnesses, helpers, and victims. The evidence of the crime is complete!(Evil laughs.jpg)】

[Navillette: Court Trial, Start!(A Serious .jpg)]

[Funina: Death penalty! (dog head~.emoticons)]

[Hu Tao: Death penalty? That's a good feeling, finally have a business! Barbara, do you want to book a package for the Hall of the Dead? Now-there are still discounts~]

[Barbara: You... You... You-you!]

Barbara looked at the flowing set of speeches in the chat group, and everyone was numb.

Why are you so skilled?

Wrong!

Isn't it Dvalin that we're talking about now?

Why is the topic crooked again?

But she can't refute anything.

Although it was true that it was for the good of Dvalin, and wanted to wake it up.

But now that I think about it, holding the enhanced Sky AK47 at that time was indeed a shame.

Thinking of her excitement at that time, Barbara inexplicably felt a little weak.

Fortunately, at this time, someone spoke, bringing the topic back on track.

[Ningguang: Heroes like Dvalin should not be forgotten. 】

[Ningguang: There are similar immortals in Liyue, and we will investigate them as soon as possible and take appropriate measures. 】

[Zhongli: That's very good. (Relieved .jpg)】

[Shadow: We also have ...... in Inazuma]

[Shadow: Kamisato Ayato, this matter is handed over to you, you don't have to rush it, but it must be done seriously. 】

[Kamisato Ayato: Yes, Shogun!]

[Nahida: Here in Sumeru, when I go out, I will investigate carefully. 】

[Navillette: Fontaine will also learn from it!]

[Jean: I'm sorry, but it's really Mondstadt's fault, and we're trying to make it up for now.] 】

[Barbara: Dvalin, if you need anything, you can just tell us. We will do our best to satisfy you. 】

[Dvalin: You were very heavy at the time. (A serious .jpg)]

[Barbara: ...... Uh, that, I'm sorry. 】

[Dvalin: I helped you, but you forgot about me and called me a dragon. (sad .jpg)]

Jean: I'm sorry. 】

[Dvalin: Barbatos, you let me give you 1,000 years of work for nothing!" (Angry .jpg)]

[Wendy: I played the piano...... (whispering .jpg)】

[Dvalin: Huh?]

[Venti: Ah, no, I didn't say anything, sorry......]

[Jean: Dvalin, please tell me what you wanted.] 】

[Dvalin: Gotta get more money!]

[Wendy: ???]

【Piano:(⊙⊙)】

[Barbara: (⊙⊙)]

...

Mondstadt, high in the sky.

"Gotta add money?"

"I didn't expect you to be such a Dvalin!"

Wendy was dumbfounded when she saw what was being said in the chat group.

Boy!

Is this possessed by a convict?

Or did he know each other for 1,000 years?

"Humph!"

"I'm awake now!"

"I will never be squeezed by you in vain again!"

Dvalin snorted coldly.

Actually, it can't be helped.

First, the chat group said that it was not appropriate if it didn't want to order anything.

Second, with the addition of Mora last time, it should be regarded as compensation for himself.

The matter was later revealed.

As for reputation......

There is a light curtain of revelations, and it is enough to think about it.

Thirdly, Dvalin is ready to learn from the other reviewers to reward another wave.

And it all takes money.

Naturally, Venti wouldn't believe Dvalin's words.

As soon as his eyes moved, he probably guessed the idea.

But he didn't point it out.

Moreover, he thinks that Dvalin is quite interesting now~

It seems that life in the future is interesting~

...

Knights of Favonius.

Jean was stunned for a moment when she saw Dvalin's request, and then she breathed a sigh of relief.

is as smart as her, and naturally understands the other party's intentions.

My heart was suddenly moved.

It was immediately expressed.

[Jean: Dvalin, this requires us to say yes.] I'll send it myself later. 】

[Qin: If you still have needs in the future, you can contact us at any time!]

[Dvalin: Can you really do anything?

【Jean: Nature!】

[Barbara: My sister is always the same!]

[Dvalin: Alright, use your AK47 to shoot that guy at Barbatos!.jpg]

[Yingmei: Huh, this is good! Hurry, I want Kangkang!!]

[Alice: Hurry, I want Kangkangkang too!]

[Klee: Klee wants to see it too!]

[Zhongli: If the family members are hurt, the wind god must also follow. Well, that makes sense!]

[Ei: Indeed!]

[Nahida: Seems to make sense!]

[Funina: Hurry, or I'm going to be judged!]

[Wendy: ???]

[Barbara: ???]

【Piano:......】

As soon as Dvalin's words came out, the chat group became lively again.

They naturally know that each other is joking,

But there is no shortage of people in the chat group who encourage them to have fun.

With the participation of these people, the group was suddenly filled with a happy atmosphere.

But there's never much fun.

It will only be transferred from one person's body to another's.

The others had fun, and Wendy and Barbara were naturally numb.

The corners of Qin's mouth twitched.

She felt like she shouldn't have said it too much.

I don't know why this temperament of the guardian of the four winds has become such a happy person,

Oh no, it's a fun dragon......

...

Villa.

After Luo Chen finished commenting, he was also paying attention to the situation in the live broadcast room.

After seeing the conspicuous barrage of the Teyvats, his expression suddenly became strange.

Good you Dvalin!

I didn't expect you to be a fun dragon?

Is this infected by the people in the group after joining the chat group?

Come to think of it, it seems to be true!

After all, there are a lot of fun people in the chat group......

"Okay, I'm almost done with fun. "

"It's time to continue!"

Luo Chen didn't forget his business.

He coughed lightly and spoke again.

"Ahem, that's all for Dvalin. "

At this point, the serious comments about the two have officially ended. "

"Next, we're going to start with today's unorthodox review. "

...

Mondstadt, high in the sky.

Wendy was speechless by Dvalin's quips.

At this time, after hearing the words in the light curtain, his eyes suddenly lit up.

"Oh?"

"Is it finally coming?"

"I don't know what kind of improper comments the light curtain will make on us~"

Dvalin was speechless when he heard Wendy's words.

Improper comments that others can't avoid, you're good!

I was looking forward to it!

It's a wonder of Teyvat!

"Humph!"

"You'll be crying then!"

"Don't forget the Leeward Pact!"

Dvalin snorted coldly.

"Just one piece, and I'm for Mondstadt!"

"It's useless for you to tell me, you go to the others and say it, see what they think?"

"They will be touched by my deeds, too!"

"Hehe~"

“......"

...

The chat group was originally still in a lively state of fun.

However, after noticing the movement in the light curtain, he was instantly distracted.

【Extraordinary Chat Group】

[Yingmei: Okay yes ~ The daily indecent review is finally here ~ (happy .emoji)]

[Paimon: The comment just now was so serious that it almost subverted my opinion on singing. 】

[Alice: Indeed, I'm passing by, and I'm not used to it. (Bad laugh .jpg)]

[Wendy: ???]

[Wendy: What do you mean by almost subverting? I'm the one who is serious!

In terms of universal rationality, you have to look at people comprehensively, and the same is true for comments. So wait until the end of the serious review. 】

[Yae Miko: Hey, it's a pity that Dvalin's proposal just now~]

[Funina: It's okay! Remember first! There is a chat group record, and they can't deny it!]

[Barbara: ......] (If you read a violent novel, you can go to Feilu Novel Network!)

[Wendy: ......]

[Kamisato Ayaka: Anyway, this is the first time to comment on the gods, right? I don't know what the gods will be serious......]

[Nahida: I'm really curious~]

[Yingmei: Hehe, other gods are hard to say, but Wendy~]

[Paimon: It's not strange that he does anything~]

[Keqing: Really? (doubts, expressions)]

[Hu Tao: Keqing also said it was very interesting before, and the hall master couldn't wait to get up!]

[Navia: Looking forward to it~]

【Yoimiya: Looking forward to it~】

[Arataki Itto: Looking forward to ~]

【......】

The people of Mondstadt looked at the speeches in the chat group with a very complicated expression.

People in other countries are not clear, but can they still be unclear?

When Lord Barbatos is a god, he also looks like a drunkard!

It's very possible that you will do something unserious!

Even the most devout Christians of all time think so!

Now the only problem,

I just don't know from what angle the light curtain will come from, this is not a serious comment......

......

In the complex emotions of everyone, the movement of the light curtain sounded again.

Villa.

Luo Chen said with a smile at this time.

"Let's start with Barbatos, the god of wind!"

"The first item of the indecent review - Baba Tuosi!"

......

Mondstadt, a place high in the sky.

"Baba Silk?"

"What is this? My god name isn't this......

Wendy was stunned for a moment.

"Have you ever seen a light curtain go wrong?"

At this time, Dvalin said coldly.

Wendy thought about it and seemed to be like that.

So what's the situation with his unserious comment?

"Baba Strip ......"

"Baba Strip ......"

"Filament?"

"Filament!"

Wendy's eyes widened suddenly.

Then he looked down.

......

【Extraordinary Chat Group】

[Yingmei: Barbatos, Barbatos, hey, how does this feel familiar?]

[Funina: It's "Naville Otter"! I just commented yesterday!]

[Paimon: Oh yes, that's it!]

[Navillette: ......]

[Hu Tao: So what is the statue of the god of wind this time?stockings?(doubt.jpg)]

[Zhongli: Hall Master, in terms of general reason, how can a god not be similar to stockings......]

[Kamisato Ayaka: Detachment...... It can't be what I think......]

[Yae Miko: Tsk, maybe it's just like Xiao Ayaka thinks~ (Bad laugh.jpg)]

[Linette: Solved the case!It's because the god of wind is wearing white stockings, so it's a perfect match for my brother!]

[Alice: Oh, a perfect match, a little bit! (excited.jpg)]

[Linette: My brother wears black stockings!]

[Yingmei: hiss~]

[Paimon: Hiss~]

[Keqing: hiss~]

【Kamisato Ayaka: Hiss~】

[Wendy: hiss~]

【......】

[Linny: In Fontaine, it's normal for men to have such clothes, don't misunderstand!

[Yingmei: Well, we believe in you!(Doghead .jpg)]

[Keqing: That's right, I definitely didn't misunderstand you because I was also wearing black silk!(A serious .jpg)]

[Kamisato Ayaka: Fontaine's costume is really ......]

[Xingqiu: Hey, you, hey......]

[Wendy: Hey, you, hey......]

【......】

Linny looked at the content of the chat group, and everyone was numb

Are you sure this is the tone of the letter to me?

If so, don't add a dog's head!

And you Fengshen!

You're wearing white silk yourself, so do you want to make fun of me, a little budding newcomer?

As a god, are you embarrassed?

The more Linny thought about it, the more tired he became.

couldn't help but look at the culprit on the side.

"What's wrong, brother?"

Lynette looked at her expressionlessly.

"No... It's okay......"

Looking at this scene, Linney's words to the corners of his mouth were also swallowed.

What else can he do with this sister who has nothing and a pit brother?

Suffering......

......

Villa.

Luo Chen glanced at the conspicuous barrage in the live broadcast room, and said with a smile.

"That's right, that's the case with this unscrupulous review. "

"Looks like you've all learned to answer. "

"But there's another video here. "

"Ladies and gentlemen, let's enjoy Baba Silk's figure together~"

After saying that, he controlled the mouse and began to operate.

Soon, a video appeared on the light curtain.

[Scheming and detaching~]

In the picture, it is Wendy's figure.

Knock ~ Knock ~ Knock ~ Knock ~ Knock~

Soon, a burst of rhythmic music sounded in the video.

At this point, a man attacks Wendy's waist with a pillow in front of him.

And Wendy accompanied the rhythm,

Twisting his waist and starting to dodge.

While shaking his waist, he also twisted his hips sharply.

duration

Sometimes, his hands are placed in front of him, sometimes behind his head.

With the misty eyes and enchanting dancing, the audience in front of the light curtain was stunned.

If you don't know the true identity of the bard inside,

They may also be shocked.

But more than that, I still feel that this small waist is twisted well.

The buttocks are also stiff.

If it's a girl, it might be a lot of people.

Then silently say "You are so sassy~".

But now they all know who he is!

Aeolus of Mondstadt!

One of the Seven Archons of Teyvat!

One of the most noble in the world!

The front was also commented on by the light curtain, with an extremely divine side.

And so it turned out to be this dance in a blink of an eye?

Even if you're a god of freedom, you're too free, right?

...

Knights of Favonius.

Jean was a little worried before watching the video.

So I thought about taking a sip of tea to suppress the shock.

However, at this time,

Burst~

Directly one didn't hold back and squirted out.

Fortunately, she reacted in time and quickly turned around.

I'm not afraid that Lisa is going to suffer.

"It's... Is this Lord Barbatos?"

Jean didn't have time to wipe the corners of her mouth, and looked at the picture in the light curtain with a look of disbelief.

Although I knew that Lord Barbatos was a little improper, I didn't expect it to be so big as soon as I came up!

That's exciting, isn't it?

"Jean, this is a serious comment. "

Lisa also came back to her senses at this time, and reminded her with a smile and a smile.

"It doesn't matter. "

"The important thing is that the person inside is Lord Barbatos!"

Jean sighed helplessly.

As one of the people who has been reviewed, she is very clear about this.

Whether it's true or not, as long as you appear above the light curtain.

That fake is basically the same as the real one~

If it's true, it's even worse......

Jean remembers that when she was with Barbara in private before, the other party secretly looked at her buttocks... Mountain....