Genshin Impact: Comments on the opening of Yingmei, I broke my defense

Liyue, Jade Pavilion.

Seeing that the left side of the light curtain was darkening, Keqing and Ganyu breathed a sigh of relief in their hearts.

It's finally over!

Thinking back to today's various serious and non-serious reviews, the mood is almost like a roller coaster.

It's so exciting~

But it's not for nothing!

For Keqing~

In addition to mentioning a number of nicknames such as "Lifelong Enemy Thunder Slime", "Liyue Thor", "Master Beef Offal", and "Carved Cat",

The biggest takeaway is about "rule by man"!

In the past, she thought too simply!

To some extent, Keqing is also a little lucky.

Otherwise, if someone really wants to be cured, and she and Liyue are not prepared,

Maybe it could really lead to a huge disaster!

After all, the cases of 100 million deaths are vivid!

That's not something she can afford alone!

And for Ganyu~

A series of black histories from her childhood have been exposed!

Among them, it is also a good name for "Gurting Purring Down the Mountain" and "Coconut Sheep".

But she also broke the confusion in her heart,

and harvested a song with strange lyrics but very good.

One loss and one gain, the two women glanced at each other, and their moods were a little complicated.

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【Extraordinary Chat Group】

[Yingmei: Eh, is this the end? I feel a little unfinished!]

[Yaoyao: Sister Traveler, Sister Keqing and Sister Ganyu's comments should be the longest!]

[Yanfei: Yes, the two of them have 6 indecent comments, 5 items, and they all add up!]

[Arataki Itto: So much? Is there anyone to summarize Uncle Ben!]

[Kuki Shinobu: Miss Keqing is serious - "Sister Civil Engineering", "Workaholic", "Disrespectful God". 】

[Kuki Shinobu: Miss Keqing is not serious—"The Twisted Emperor's Kitchen", "Lifelong Enemy Thunder Slime", "Fart Swordsmanship", "Liyue Thor", "Master Beef Miscellaneous", "Carved Cat Cat."] 】

[Kuki Shinobu: Miss Ganyu is serious - "overtime maniac", "Teyvat's strongest worker", "lonely". 】

[Kuki Shinobu: Miss Ganyu is not serious - "can sleep", "strong combat power", "gurgling down the mountain Zhenjun", "coconut sheep", "singing". 】

[Yae Miko: Shinobu is still so reliable, but unfortunately, it would be nice if I could come to Narujin Taisha. 】

[Alice: Good job! Whip the corpse again!] (Wicked laughs)

[Keqing: ......]

[Ganyu 26:......]

[Kamisato Ayaka: Looking at it this way, it's more than Traveler, Jean-sama, and Barbara combined......]

[Venti: Hey, what does this mean? Mondstadt is more serious than the people of Liyue!]

【Zhongli:......】

[Paimon: No! Mondstadt is freer, it should be more improper!]

[Funina: So... Is this a human problem?]

[Keqing: ......]

【Ganyu: ......】

[Nahida: Comparing the country is not serious, it's better to look at the gods!When you comment on the wind god and the rock god, you will know the comparison!]

[Liuyun borrowing the wind Zhenjun: Then it goes without saying, it must be the emperor who is the most serious!]

[Xiao: That's right! The emperor must have his reasons for doing things! Naturally, everything is serious!]

[Barbara: Lord Barbatos is the god of freedom, and he is the guardian of Mondstadt, so he corrects the scriptures!]

[Kujou Sara: Actually, the shogun is the most serious!

[Nilou: I don't think so! I think the little grass god is! After all, she is the god of wisdom!]

[Clorinde: Actually, Funina...... Forehead ......】

[Navillette: Let me help you tell you, Lady Funina is not involved, she should be the most unserious. 】

Well, but that should only be superficial!

But this sentence, then Villette did not say it.

[Funina: Who... Who's not serious?Damn, Villette, you slander!]

[Tartaglia: Hey, hey, is it interesting to discuss? Then I'll have to mix it up!The god of seriousness must be Her Majesty the Empress of Winter!]

【......】

In the group, everyone was lamented by today's comments,

But who knew that the topic of the chat group was directly crooked to the gods of the Seven Kingdoms.

When it comes to their own gods, the countries are naturally arguing.

Everyone wants their own gods to be able to correct themselves a little bit and overpower other countries.

Even if the argument is pointless.

It's exactly the same as the situation on the Luochen Blue Star Internet.

It can only be said that people all have commonalities~

However, for this, the seven gods naturally did not take the initiative to end up.

Although some did not reveal their identities.

But if your identity is exposed in the future, the current remarks will be black history~

And at this time......

[Yingmei: By the way, is there a possibility that the gods of the Seven Kingdoms are not serious? (Bad laugh)]

[Barbara: Fulfiller, disrespectful to Lord Barbatos!Would you like to try my Sky AK47?" (Anger .jpg)]

[Ningguang: You don't want to say this~]

[Kujou Sara: I'll find out when you come to see the Shogun!]

[Nilou: The little grass god still wants to go to the toilet with you, how can it be indecent?]

[Tartaglia: Just look at the Fatui's range of strength. 】

[Clorinde: You continue to ......]

......

Mondstadt, somewhere based in the Abyss Order.

Sora is a little boring today.

Although the content of today's review is indeed wonderful, for him,

That's it.

He didn't see the new indecent things of that guy at the crumb, and he felt unhappy all day.

And at this time, after seeing the speech in the light curtain, his empty eyes lit up.

"That's right, that's right!"

"Maybe the seven gods are not serious!"

He now has some grudges against the Seven Gods.

On weekdays, you can't take revenge directly, you can only make small moves.

For example, kidnapping and controlling Stormterror or something.

But now there's a new point!

It's fun!

The thought of the enemy's indecency will be played throughout Teyvat......

Sora is a little high.

It's so refreshing!

"Hey, it's a pity I can't talk about it. "

"Old girl, it's up to you then!"

"Make good use of your crumbs!"

Through the light curtain, cheer for your sister.

...

However, Yingmei surrendered decisively!

Look at the joke!

It's okay to deal with one or two countries, but to deal with seven at once, oh no, it's six,

It's still a little unbearable!

So

[Yingmei: That's right, it's all the master's fault! The gods of the Seven Kingdoms are all very serious!]

[Amber: I always feel that this is strange......]

[Paimon: Don't talk about that, let's guess the reward!]

[Xiangling: Yes, yes, I almost forgot that there was such a thing!]

[Qin: I don't know what reward Miss Keqing and Miss Ganyu will get?]

[Wendy: Hey, maybe it's a good wine?]

[Barbara: That's what you want......]

[Nahida: The first time it was a food and drink prop, the second time it was a weapon, and this time it may be something else. 】

[Funina: It's not for sure, it's all random. 】

【......】

When everyone was curious and discussing,

At this moment, a mechanical sound sounded in the minds of everyone in Teyvat.

【Ding!End of review~】

[The person who is reviewed will receive a random reward.] 】

[Rewards include, but are not limited to, delicious food, strength-enhancing items, resurrection items, and magical items such as removing wear and tear.] 】

In the next second, the picture of the light curtain dimming lit up again.

It is the carving and rain in the Jade Pavilion.

Then, two golden meteors streaked across the sky.

Then he passed through the Jade Pavilion and landed on Keqing and Ganyu.

After a moment, the golden light dissipated.

Two strange objects appeared in front of them.

[Ding! Congratulations to the reviewer Yu Hengxing Keqing today and get the reward - legendary beef offal technology!]

[Legendary offal technology: Cooked offal, fragrant for ten miles, the taste is rare in the world!

[Note: After binding, it cannot be taught!and there is no possibility of copying!]

Congratulations to Ganyu, the seven-star secretary of Liyue, who was reviewed today, for receiving the reward of not growing meatballs!]

[No Meatballs: It comes from the same world as [Gourmet Tablecloth] and has a magical function. Before eating food, take one tablet in advance, and the food consumed within the next three hours will be digested instantly and will not gain weight!]

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【Extraordinary Chat Group】

[Jean: Looks like it's not a weapon this time.] 】

[Yingmei: Beef offal technology?good guy! Keqing has really become a master of beef offal?]

[Alice: Hehe, it's a good match!]

[Keqing: ......]

[Xiangling: What does this legendary level mean?]

[Zhongli: As you can see from the description, it should taste very delicious, and the taste is rare in the world. 】

[Paimon: Wow, I can't even imagine how delicious it was!" (drooling .jpg)]

[Yingmei: Hmph, coward! I dare to think! Suck~]

[Yaoyao: Don't grow meatballs? Sister Ganyu's reward is also good!]

[Funina: It's not bad! It's a blessing for food lovers!]

[Nilou: After taking one tablet, you won't get fat within three hours...... I'm so envious......]

[Paimon: Hmph, I eat every day, and I'm still not fat!" (smug .jpg)]

[Navia: Come on, fork out!(Angry .jpg)] (Read the violent novel, go to the Feilu Novel Network!)

【......】

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Liyue, Jade Pavilion.

"Don't grow meatballs?"

At this time, after Ganyu understood, he looked at the reward in front of him, and his face was full of excitement. []

God is pitiful, how hard she worked to not gain weight in order to diet!

On weekdays, I endure the pain and don't dare to look at Qingxin, and I have to buckle it when I eat.

Although it is uncomfortable.

But in order not to repeat the troubles of her childhood, she thinks it's all worth it!

However, in the past two days, Ganyu found that he couldn't bear it anymore.

Because as soon as a certain fulfiller arrives at the meal, he will send out good food and drink in the group.

Especially in the evening!

It's been poisoning!

This discomfort must be understood by anyone who has lost weight......

Fortunately, there is finally a turnaround!

"Take one tablet before meals, and you won't have to worry about gaining weight within three hours......"

"Great!"

"Now I can finally have a good meal!"

"And no worries at all!"

At this moment, the discomfort that Ganyu had squeezed in his heart in the past few days was swept away.

Even the depression caused by the previous indecent comments has disappeared.

It's worth it to get this reward!

And there is no depression and irritability that cannot be solved by a good meal!

If there is, it's two!

Thinking of this, Ganyu took the reward in front of him.

It is a glass bottle the size of a vase.

The outside of the bottle is labeled "No meatballs".

She shook the bottle, looked at the various small particles inside, and estimated it in her heart.

"I guess it's at least thousands. "

"Once a day, it can be used for many years. "

"Enough!"

Thinking that he would not have to worry about eating fat in the next few years or more than ten years, Ganyu was happy.

Then his heart moved, and he collected it in his own Vision space.

Then he looked at Keqing.

At this point,

Compared with Ganyu, Keqing's whole person is numb.

At the first time she received the reward, she was not surprised, but everyone was stupid.

Okay!

Originally, because of the comments of the light curtain, she inexplicably had a label of "offal master".

But Keqing could barely comfort herself.

After all, it's somewhat fictional.

At least she doesn't know how to do offal.

However, now because of this reward, she really wants to sit on the title of "Beef Miscellaneous Master"!

will be a legendary-level offal technique, and say that you are not a master of offal?

Thinking of this, the cat felt bitter in his heart......

"Lord Keqing, it's useless to think about it now. "

"Let's take it and talk about it. "

At this time, Ganyu stepped forward to comfort him.

"Hmm!"

Keqing nodded slightly.

She just complained in her heart.

After all, it's also a legendary reward!

If she doesn't accept this, it seems that she is a little too much......

Don't talk about it!

After complaining, it's much better now.

After taking a deep breath, Keqing slowly reached over.

The moment the hand touches the reward, it turns into a little light,

Began to walk towards Keqing.

Then it came to her mind.

Seeing this, Keqing also began to accept it.

After a moment, she opened her eyes again.

There was a hint of surprise in his eyes.

"Do you know the offal technique?"

677 Ganyu was a little curious.

"Well, it's completely mastered!"

Keqing looked confident.

Previously, she didn't cook any food.

But now!

After receiving the reward information, she was ready to cook offal!

And it's also a legendary offal!

Since then, even if she is still a master of beef offal,

But that's no ordinary offal master either!

Carved cats can only comfort themselves like this in their hearts now.

"But that's all I can do now. "

"I haven't experienced any specific taste. "

Keqing's expression was a little pity.

At this time, Ningguang stepped forward with a smile.

"In that case, let's show it here. "

"The Jade Pavilion has a kitchen, and it's just noon. "

Originally, she was watching two acquaintances have fun.

But when the reward came, to some extent, she had fun.

Whether it's [Legendary Beef Offal Technology] or [No Meatballs],

It's a great reward!

Especially the latter!

It can be said that it is a woman's favorite!

In contrast, the previous social death was not serious or anything, and it was not a thing.

"Good!"

Keqing nodded.

She is also curious in her heart now~

Then he followed the little secretary Baiwen to the kitchen.

After that, Ningguang looked at Ganyu again.

Seeing her longing on her face, she smiled and said to the hundred senses beside her.

"Baizhi, go and prepare some pure heart and vegetarian food for Ganyu. "

"As for the portions, prepare ten servings first!"

She knew that Ganyu was a vegetarian.

Naturally, you can't eat offal.

So you have to prepare a separate one.

"Yes, Ningguang-sama!"

After listening to this, Baizhi also hurriedly prepared to go.

"Thank you, Lord Ningguang!"

Ganyu hurriedly thanked him.

"It's okay, let's just sit here and wait for Keqing's feast. "

Ningguang chuckled and waved his hand.

"Uh-huh!"

Ganyu nodded.

Then she thought for a moment and took out the bottle of [Ageless Meatball] from the Eye of God.

Then gently open the cap.

Instantly, a refreshing fragrance hits the face.

"It smells so good!"

Ganyu couldn't help but be shocked.

Not to mention its weight loss effect, this fragrance alone is already very refreshing!

Well~

In the future, if you smell it every day before work, you will be able to double the efficiency!

I can only say that it is you, the strongest worker in Teyvat!

After shaking his head slightly, Ganyu reached out and took out the immortal meatballs from it one by one

"One, two, three......"

"Well, 10!"

"That should be enough. "

After counting, Ganyu felt that it was almost there.

Then he handed it to Ningguang, a little painful.

"Lord Ningguang, this is for you. "

It's not that she's stingy and unwilling to give more, but that things are too precious!

Don't look at it, it's just 10 meatballs missing.

In fact, these are the next 10 starvation pains......

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ps: It was too cold and the washing machine hose blew up......

The little author has to find someone to fix it quickly.