Genshin Impact: Comments on the opening of Yingmei, I broke my defense

Mt. Okuzo.

Shenhe was listening to his master talk about Sister Ganyu when she was a child.

For example, what likes to touch the horns to fall asleep.

Another example is the first time I saw a human being, and I was so frightened that I hid in the stone crevice ~ for two days and two nights.

All in all, it's all very funny.

It is very different from the current senior sister Ganyu's temperament!

At this time, she asked curiously after hearing the new inappropriate comments in the light curtain.

"Master, what about this coconut sheep?"

"This ......"

Liuyun borrowed the wind and Zhenjun suddenly spoke.

Because she really doesn't know.

There is no scene in my memory where Ganyu and the sheep are connected together.

Seeing this, Shenhe was a little surprised in his heart.

Don't even the master know?

Is it another title similar to "Beef Offal Master"?

Thinking of this, Shenhe's eyes hurriedly looked at the light curtain.

In his eyes, he unconsciously looked forward to it.

Unconsciously, she also has a touch of human emotion.

It's just that I haven't found out yet.

......

【Extraordinary Chat Group】

[Yingmei: Coconut sheep?Does this have anything to do with Ganyu?]

[Yanfei: Yes, Ganyu's predecessor is obviously a unicorn immortal beast! It has nothing to do with sheep at all. 】

[Paimon: Is it food? Ganyu likes to eat mutton?]

The Qilin clan is a strict vegetarian. 】

[Xiangling: No wonder Miss Ganyu doesn't order meat dishes every time she comes to Wanmintang, it turns out that this is the case!]

[Kamisato Ayaka: Then what will this coconut sheep be?]

[Hu Tao: Zhongli, Keqing, do you know?]

[Zhongli: Hall Master, I don't know about it, and I've never heard of it. 】

[Qiqi: Coconut Sheep! is a legendary... Half-immortal beast. I don't know what it looks like. Where the most, I don't know. I don't know where it came from. 】

[Funina: Half-immortal beast? Isn't that right! I understand! Actually, the coconut sheep is another hidden identity of Miss Ganyu!]

[Baizhu: I'm sorry, Qiqi's memory is not good, and his understanding is a little different. I hope you don't take it seriously. 】

[Nahida: Well, we'll just have a look at the light curtain later.] 】

【......】

......

Villa.

After Luo Chen finished speaking, he also fell into a short period of contemplation.

Similar to the "offal master" on Aqing's side,

"Coconut sheep" and "coconut milk" should be regarded as the hottest stalks in Ganyu except for "Wang Xiaomei".

may even be even more popular than "Wang Xiaomei"!

There are also many related secondary creations.

But it is a little different from the "offal master".

"Master Beef Offal" is just a serious second-creation spoof video.

At most, it just made A-Qing a little dead.

But "coconut sheep" and "coconut milk" have a different meaning.

Contains the wishes of many 1SP players.

If he is just an ordinary Genshin Impact Up Lord, he is only facing an ordinary Blue Star audience,

That doesn't matter.

Whatever you want!

Or maybe there are only two people, he and Ganyu, then you can also study the composition of coconut milk.

But now......

Luo Chen is facing all the Teyvats!

However, from what point of view, it is somewhat inappropriate to say directly.

Some privacy of Ganyu is involved.

But if you don't mention it, I also feel that the review is missing something.

Just like the West can't live without Jerusalem, a certain district, ahem, can't live without that.

"Coconut sheep coconut milk" has become one of the soul stalks of Ganyu!

So I'll have to explain it in another slightly more serious direction.

Fortunately, he had thought and prepared yesterday, and now Luo Chen also knows it.

After coughing lightly, he first put two pictures on the live broadcast room.

One is a sheep, and the other is the "coconut sheep" form of Ganyu.

If you compare it in this way, you can also get a general idea of what it means.

Sure enough, many people also suddenly realized after seeing these two photos.

That's what it means!

I have to say that it's really like!

In particular, the horns on the head and the crooked corners of the eyes look very cute.

Only Ganyu was a little speechless.

I'm Kirin!

Not sheep!

It's not a coconut sheep!

...

Without waiting for everyone to discuss, Luo Chen dragged the mouse again to close the previous video.

Then a new video came up.

This video is the soul of "coconut sheep" and "coconut milk"!

Of course, he also changed a little.

Removed the meaning of 1sp.

After all, persecution is persecution, but some degrees still need to be grasped.

Seeing the new video, the Teyvat people were not in a hurry to discuss it, and they all looked forward to it.

......

In the light curtain, the picture began to move.

Video Title——【Authentic Coconut Milk, Coconut Sheep Brand!】

To the accompaniment of Liyue's light-hearted and cheerful songs,

In the picture, a packaging box is displayed in front of everyone's eyes.

Directly above the box:

【Authentic Coconut Milk Coconut Sheep Brand】

In the middle of the box:

Left: [I am Wang Xiaomei], [Authentic Coconut Milk Coconut Sheep Brand], [I have drunk since I was a child].

Right: It's a coconut sheep-shaped Ganyu with a box on top of it.

Under the box:

[6000 years of fresh coconut water and goat's milk in Liyue Harbor]

【Freshly squeezed coconut water】

[No milk powder, no offal as fake milk]

Then, a narrator voice followed.

"Coconut Sheep brand coconut milk, developed by the half-immortal beast Coconut Sheep, has been more than 6,000 years. "

"Loved by the people of Liyue!"

"Now, let's hear what the people of Liyue have to say about this!"

The voice fell, and the picture turned, and he came to Bubulu.

A seven-seven suddenly appeared.

She held a bottle of coconut milk and introduced it slowly.

"The coconut sheep is a legendary half-immortal beast. "

"The milk made by coconut sheep is delicious!"

"It's better than ordinary goat's milk!"

Immediately afterward, the scene changes to a statue of the Seven Heavens in the wilderness of Liyue.

A man with a cloak and a face that could not be seen clearly appeared.

I saw him holding a bottle of coconut milk and speaking in a serious voice different from Zhongli's.

"I'm Morax!"

"The milk of the coconut sheep research, it's really not poke!"

"Millennial brand, trustworthy!"

After that, the picture turned again and came to the Jade Pavilion.

Ningguang holds a pipe in one hand and coconut milk in the other.

He said with a smile on his face.

"I'm not very particular about eating. "

"It's enough to drink something like this on weekdays. "

At this time, the picture changed again and came to Yujingtai.

This time it was Keqing's turn.

"Even if you drink 100 million sips, you can satisfy your taste buds. "

"Sweep away all the stress that has accumulated on your body. "

After speaking, Keqing also took a sip in front of the camera.

And then, as it was before, the picture changed again,

This time I came to the [Southern Cross] fleet.

Sister Beidou took a bottle of coconut milk and drank it proudly.

It was as if she had not milk in her hands, but wine!

Boom~

Boom~

Boom~

After drinking, Beidou wiped the corners of his mouth in a dashing manner.

Then gave a thumbs up to the camera.

"It's so enjoyable to finish work and drink milk!"

Finally, the picture came to the top of Tianheng Mountain.

This time, it was Ganyu who left the country.

I saw her holding coconut milk with a smile on her face.

"Authentic coconut milk, coconut sheep. "

"A thousand-year-old shop, you deserve it!"

At this point, the picture ends.

Everyone was shocked after reading it.

Let's say it's serious,

In it, the seven-star secretary Gan Yuxu was formed into a coconut sheep, and then someone was found everywhere to advertise and sell coconut milk.

But let's call it not serious,

It's just a video to sell your business.

......

【Extraordinary Chat Group】

[Yaoyao: Wow, Sister Ganyu's coconut sheep form is so cute!]

[Liuyun borrowing the wind Zhenjun: Yes, that's why I often miss Ganyu when I was a child. Chubby, how funny. 】

【Ganyu: ......】

[Seventy-seven: Coconut milk! There is coconut milk!]

[Yanfei: Understood! It turns out that coconut milk is made by coconut sheep Ganyu's predecessors with coconut water and goat milk!]

[Wendy: Hey, this is not ordinary coconut milk!

[Xiangling: It's not all! Bubu Lu Qiqi, the eldest sister of the Southern Cross Fleet, Beidou, Lord Tianquan Ningguang, Lord Yuheng Xingkeqing, and the emperor all speak for it!]

[Yae Miko: It's worthy of Sister Ganyu, she has a really big face. If only my Yaedo novels were endorsed by someone......]

[Shadow: ......]

[Xiao: Even the emperor ......] (If you read a violent novel, you can go to Feilu Novel Network!)

[Zhongli: Ganyu is an immortal and has a good relationship with the emperor. If there really is such an old coconut milk store, endorsement is not unavoidable!]

[Hu Tao: Wow, I've learned and learned! The master of the main hall will do the same later!]

[Qin: A thousand-year-old shop, delicious and delicious, can sweep away fatigue, and looks really good!]

[Fischl: The Divine Artifact of the Pure Land of My Night!]

[Oz: Miss means a must-have for home travel!]

[Navia: I understand, I understand, I will buy milk in the future, and I will specify coconut milk brand milk! (funny)]

[Yingmei: Then the question is, where can I buy it?]

[Ningguang: Ganyu is here!]

[Charlotte: Shocked!Liyue Seven Star Secretary Ganyu Actually Started Selling Coconut Milk!Yuheng Xing Keqing Actually Started Selling Beef Offal!Is this a distortion of human nature or a moral degradation?Stay tuned to the Steambird Newspaper!]

【Ganyu: ......】

[Keqing: ......]

[Barbara: Wait!Didn't you notice something wrong? Wang Xiaomei... What's going on?]

[Paimon: Huh, that's true!]

[Funina: Is it Ganyu's nickname?]

[Alice: Shouldn't Ganyu's nickname be "Gurlum Downhill True Gentleman"? (Bad laughs)]

[Liuyun borrowed the wind Zhenjun: Wang Xiaomei? Yes, yes! You can keep it in the future!]

【Ganyu: ......】

......

Liyue, Jade Pavilion.

"Coconut sheep coconut milk!"

"Not bad!"

"Ganyu, you can open a coconut milk shop in the future!"

"With the promotion of this video, it will definitely be popular!"

Keqing quipped with a smile.

On the other side, after Ganyu had a buffer during this period of time, his mood calmed down a lot.

In addition, this review is not too out of line,

So she looked up too.

After hearing Keqing's words, she rolled her eyes cutely.

"Coconut milk shop, what is your grocery store than Lord Shangkeqing?"

"You not only have offal swordsmanship, but also the single "My Roast Offal"!"

"As long as it is launched, it will definitely be able to explode the entire Teyvat continent!"

"You... You ......"

was said by Ganyu, and Keqing suddenly stopped talking.

It's broken~

She forgot that she was one of the recruits!

Seeing the two of them scolding each other, the outsider Ning Guang laughed at this time.

"I think that's good. "

"One of you runs a grocery store, and the other runs a coconut milk shop next to it. "

"Just after eating offal, you can drink some coconut milk to relieve your greasy. "

"If the funds are not enough, I can invest in the shares~"

But she wasn't all joking.

As a good businessman, Ningguang has a keen sense of smell.

Although the reviews in the light curtain are a bit improper, they are real free advertisements.

And it's for all Teyvat!

It's extremely hot!

In addition, Keqing and Ganyu have a lot of status.

As long as you launch a grocery store and a coconut milk shop right now, it will definitely be a hit!

As long as the taste is not too bad and the service is considerate,

It must be a very objective and consistent income.

However, Keqing and Ganyu rolled their eyes cutely.

Apparently not interested in this.

After all, they still have to work!

How can I have time to open a store?

Of course!

This is only temporary!

If you can't open it in the future, then it's not good!

......

Mondstadt, somewhere.

Paimon pinched Yingmei's legs and looked at the coconut milk in the light curtain over and over again.

"Wow, Ying, this coconut milk looks so delicious!"

"I don't know what it smells like?"

"Huh?"

Seeing that Yingmei didn't speak, Paimon turned her head curiously to look over.

Finding that she was deep in thought, I couldn't help but be curious.

"Ying, what's wrong with you?"

"I found something wrong with this review. "

Yingmei came back to her senses and said a serious way.

"What's wrong?"

"Hasn't it always been like this?"

Paimon spread his hands.

"If you don't think it's right, it's better to find a ......"

Halfway through speaking, she quickly covered her mouth.

At the same time, I secretly rejoiced in my heart.

It's okay, it's okay~

I almost habitually joked again......

Yingmei was thinking about things, but she didn't care much.

Knowing that the other party was hungry for coconut milk, he took out the [Foodie Tablecloth] and handed it over.

Then he leaned over and said with a mysterious face.

"Don't you think this review is too serious?"

"You know, this is a serious review!"

This review says coconut sheep!

The video is a serious sales pitch.

With Yingmei's understanding of the light curtain, she always felt that something was wrong.

Maybe... Real coconut milk should be something else, right?!

"Are you alright?"

"Didn't you also have a cat when you commented on Keqing before?"

Paimon was a little absent-minded.

Her mind is now on coconut milk!

Immediately picked up the [Gourmand Tablecloth] and prepared to manifest it.

Seeing this foodie look, Yingmei rolled her eyes angrily.

At the moment, he is no longer a riddler, and directly tells his guess.

Paimon's hands froze as he listened, and his eyes widened unconsciously.

"You... You mean, the one in the video isn't real coconut milk. "

"Real coconut milk is actually the ...... of Ganyu"

"There's no evidence, but I guess it is. "

Yingmei looked confident.

Hiss~!

Paimon gasped.

If that's the case, it's too ... That's what the hell......

But when you think about it, it makes sense.

This is the real indecency!

But it's a shame that I didn't do that.

Otherwise, the seven-star secretary is afraid that he will resign directly.

Because there is no face at all.

"No, this news is amazing!"

"I... I've got to drink coconut milk to suppress the shock!"

Paimon's small hand smoothed his emotions and then began to operate.

But soon, she was up.

"What's wrong?"

Yingmei looked over.

Paimon didn't say anything and did it again.

After finding that there was still no movement, I couldn't help but be a little surprised.

"Ying, I didn't show that coconut milk![Gourmet tablecloth] shouldn't be broken?"

"Really?"

Yingmei looked a little suspicious.

I also came over and tried it.

The discovery really didn't show up.

Surprised, she tried other delicacies.

Discovery is OK again.

Try coconut milk again, no!

Try something else, you can!

Then obviously.

The problem is with coconut milk!

"What's going on?"

"Why can't you see coconut milk?"

Paimon scratched his head in confusion.

She wanted to taste it.

Yingmei touched her chin and pondered for a moment, and suddenly a spiritual light flashed through her head.

The "Gourmet's Tablecloth" is based on imaginary food and then manifests.

But what if Paimon wasn't thinking about food, but about the real coconut milk she just talked about?

Thinking of this, she hurriedly told Paimon her guess.

Paimon's eyes widened again.

Stop!

Don't say it!

After listening to Yingmei's words just now, all she thought about was that.

And that, strictly speaking, isn't a delicacy at all!

Thinking of this, Paimon shook his head and tried again.

"Foodie tablecloth, I want the coconut milk made with coconut water and goat's milk shown in the video!"

"It's not that coconut milk corpse!".