Genshin Impact: Comments on the opening of Yingmei, I broke my defense

[Extraordinary Chat Group].

[Yanfei: On the surface, he is disrespectful to the emperor, but secretly he secretly collects the emperor's dolls... Hey, I didn't expect you to be like this!].

[Yingmei: Hehe, it seems to be a tsundere~].

[Alice: Oops, Tsundere has retired from the environment now...!].

[Funina: Oh, it looks like I've seen some kind of secret ......

].

[Barbara: It's the same as my sister! It's very serious on the surface, but there is a huge contrast in private. 】

[Piano: ......].

After Qin saw it, the corners of her mouth twitched.

That's ......

It's as ...... as if she's so indecent in private

[Xiangling: To be honest, I really didn't expect it!].

[Kujou Sara: That's normal!Liyue respects the rock god the same way we do to Shogun-sama! Even if it's not on the surface, it must be in private!].

[Barbara: So does Inazuma have dolls too?].

[Kujou Sara: That's not a doll, it's a statue of the Lord of the Great Imperial Palace!].

Paimon: Royal... Imperial Building... Toll...... Uh, what's going on?].

[Kujou Sara: It's a statue of the Lord of the Great Imperial Palace!].

[Kujou Sara: This is a prototype designed by Yaedo's top painters and handcrafted by the most experienced lacquerware masters in Inazuma Castle. If this is not the case, how can we restore one-thousandth of the solemn appearance of the general?!].

[Kujou Sara: If you want the glory to stay forever and last for a long time, you also need to buy a special shrine and worship it carefully!].

[Kujou Sara: Be sure to wipe it diligently at all times and don't let it get dusty. It's best to ask a craftsman to come and maintain the ......].

【......】

Originally, everyone else was discussing Keqing's affairs.

Unexpectedly, the topic was dominated by Kujou Sara.

Looking at this series of speeches, they couldn't help but sigh secretly.

See what it means to be professional?

That's it!

At this time, Inazuma, the castle tower.

Kujou Sara is on his way to deliver food to the Shogun.

At this point, she suddenly realized something.

"Oh no!".

"It's so much fun to talk that I forgot that the general is still in the group......

".

"This ......

".

Thinking of this, Kujou Sara suddenly felt bad.

Isn't it a comment on Liyue Yuhengxing's inappropriate affairs?

Why is she going to die?

But at this time, a certain pink-haired fox did not simply let her go.

[Yae Miko: Kujo General, go on, there are still the gist of the four maintenance paths!]

[Kujou Sara: ......].

[Shadow: Miko, I'll come to me later.] I've got a sample of a doll for you. When the time comes, you'll be at your disposal. 】

[Yae Miko: Oh, I got it~].

...

Jade Pavilion.

Keqing couldn't help but secretly breathe a sigh of relief when she saw the change in the direction of the wind in the group.

"Whew!".

"It's okay, it's okay!".

"That way, no one will stare at me and have fun. "

"But I didn't expect this Kujou Sara to be a professional!".

"We can have a good exchange in the future!".

After calming his mind, Master Ke became confident again.

After all, she's just such a black spot that is not a black spot.

After saying this, it should be Ganyu's turn!

Thinking of this guy's behavior before, the cat gritted his teeth a little.

Hmph!

Echo Ningguang to joke that I am, right?

Then don't blame me for being rude!

However, Ah Qing, who was obsessed with the "revenge" plan, completely forgot a little.

That is, what Luo Chen just said was "the first item of improper comments"!

There is also the second item, and the third item ......

......

in the villa.

Luo Chen continued.

"Next, the second item of the unserious review - fart evil swordsmanship!".

After speaking, he clicked on a video in the live broadcast.

In the video, Keqing is holding a dragon in the box, and she is heroic.

With a handsome and chic posture, he deduced his own Yunlai swordsmanship!

If you look at this video at first glance, others may not feel it yet.

At most, it is to sigh at the superb swordsmanship of Yuhengxing.

But thinking of the indecent comment in the light curtain, many people's faces became strange.

However, considering Keqing's identity and other circumstances, the chat group subconsciously ignored this comment.

Instead, he continued to discuss the previous "Twisted Imperial Kitchen".

There are also professional general chefs!

However, the people in the Jade Pavilion didn't have this concern.

...

Jade Pavilion.

"Fart swordsmanship?".

"I have to say, it's a real image!".

Ningguang looked at the video demonstration in the light curtain, and a smile flashed in his eyes.

However, Keqing on the side was furious at this time.

"It's not a fart evil swordsmanship, it's Yunlai, it's Yunlai's swordsmanship!"

"The reason why I do that is because I can attack with all the strength of my body. "

"It's in line with kendo norms!".

She was just thinking about getting to Ganyu.

I didn't expect the slap in the face to come so quickly!

It's not just her!

What kind of ass oblique swordsmanship is made!

But it's not exactly out of nowhere, and it can be explained!

It's over~

Now the reputation is all over ......

"Okay, I see, it's a fart slash swordsmanship!".

Ganyu is a serious way.

But the smile in his eyes couldn't be hidden.

After breaking through the confusion, her temperament is also a little lively.

"It's the cloud to the sword, the cloud to the sword!"

"Well, Lord Keqing, I see, it's a fart oblique swordsmanship!".

“......"

Seeing that Ganyu has some "oil and salt not entering", Keqing people are numb.

I took another look at the chat group.

The matter was not discussed.

Keqing's heart was relieved.

But seeing that they were making fun of herself and Kujou Sara, she felt bad again.

Time.

Keqing felt a little tired.

I can finally understand the feelings of the previous traveler, Miss Jean, and Miss Barbara.

The people in this light curtain are really a bit of a bad taste......

...

On the other side, Mondstadt, the Deer Hunter Restaurant.

"Humph!".

"First the hips are long, and then the fart oblique swordsmanship, this light curtain man is really an LSP!".

Yingmei hugged Hun with both hands and stared at the light curtain.

A posture that has been seen through.

Paimon was munching on food across from him.

After hearing Yingmei's words, she also nodded subconsciously.

Isn't it?

Who would pay attention to these things in a normal person?

However, looking at Yingmei's somewhat depressed face, her eyes rolled.

Hey laughed and joked.

"What about the LSP?".

"By the way, you won't be envious and jealous again, will you?"

"Huh?".

"Why should I say again?".

"How... How is that possible?".

"Ye is ......".

Yingmei seemed to be told what was on her mind, and jumped up directly from her seat to refute something.

But seeing that it was in public, she stepped forward and gritted her teeth and whispered.

"Even if you can't compare to Qin, you can't compare to that Yu Hengxing, right?"

"If it doesn't work, I'll show you the so-called fart oblique sword technique when I go back to the room!"

"Hiss~".

Paimon's eyes widened when he heard this.

This operation ......

Good guys!

It's you, Crumbs!

Ordinary people really can't make it out!

"But what's the use of you acting in front of me?"

"Do you have the ability to demonstrate in front of the people of the light curtain?"

But Paimon thought about it in his heart.

I didn't dare to say it.

"Okay, wait until I'm done with this ......."

Paimon said with a small mouth, ready to continue nibbling.

But he was pulled away by Yingmei.

"Don't eat, go back with you!"

"Wow, my meal ......

".

"I have a [gourmet tablecloth], and I have something for you to eat. "

"But you haven't paid yet?"

"Oh yes, you wait. "

“......"

......

in the villa.

Luo Chen didn't know that he was already an LSP image in Yingmei's heart.

I don't know what she's about to do.

Definitely a thumbs up if you knew.

It's you!

Crumbs!

After the video played, he said with a smile.

"Okay, let's go for the third item of the indecent review - Keqing's lifelong enemy, Ray Slime!".

Keqing: ???

......

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