Genshin Impact: Comments on the opening of Yingmei, I broke my defense

[Super chat group]

[Alice: Hey, there is also an alternative grass god! ]

[Alice: Ding ding ding, he is Liyue's Zhongli! ]

[Alice: After all, he is recognized as the god of life among the five gods! ]

[Alice: In the way of life, he is the best in ancient and modern times! ]

[Alice: This is not an alternative grass god, who is it? (dog head.jpg)]

[Wendy: Hehe, no problem! ]

[Wendy: In this regard, the old man claims to be the second, and no one dares to say he is the first! (doghead.jpg)]

[True: I was wondering why Morax abdicated earlier. He wanted to become the Grass God of Liyue~ (doghead.jpg)]

[Egolia: It's obviously more comfortable to be the Grass God~]

[Egolia: There are many things to consider when being the Rock God, but when being the Grass God, you just need to fuck~ (doghead.jpg)]

[Buyer: It doesn't matter if you are not the Rock God~! ]

[Buyer: Morax, come to Xumi and be the God of Fucking! (doghead.jpg)]

[Nashida: Welcome, welcome, warmly welcome! (doghead.jpg)]

[Zhongli: ...]

[Zhongli: Or... let's talk about something else? ]

[ ...]

Seeing this scene, everyone in the group laughed so hard that they couldn't help laughing.

Apart from other factors, Lord Rock God, the "Liyue Grass God", is really suitable!

Until now, many people still go to enjoy the raw videos in those indecent comments every day!

It's uncomfortable to watch it for a whole day, but it's uncomfortable not to watch it!

Tortured repeatedly in pain and comfort!

It's really a bit morbid!

Counting these two, there are four alternative gods at once!

They are:

Mond Rock King Princess!

Liyue Thunder God!

Liyue Grass God!

Sumeru Ice God!

Each of them has been widely recognized by group members!

But there are no certain candidates for the remaining three.

After discussing for a while, seeing that there was no result, they gave up.

Then they looked at the light curtain again.

...

Villa.

"An alternative god of wind, water, or fire?"

Seeing the prominent comments in the live broadcast room, Luo Chen's eyes moved slightly.

Of course there are!

Mondstadt's God of Fire - Bennett!

Liyue's God of Water - Xingqiu!

"Liyue" God of Wind - Fengyuan Manye!

But this is in the game content.

It's not as easy to add as Noelle.

So he thought about it again and again and put it aside for the time being.

Let's talk about it later~

After shaking his head, Luo Chen didn't think about it anymore.

After coughing twice, he smiled and spoke again to the live broadcast room.

"Through the previous video, I think you have also seenThe fake Rock Princess and the real Rock Princess!"

"Next, let's continue."

"The fifth and last item of the improper review - Ox and Horse Rocking!"

"As we all know, Mona is a rich and poor woman!"

"She often has no food to eat!"

"She is so pitiful~"

"Even after settling in Mondstadt with the help of travelers, she often worries about rent."

"But it is impossible for her to give up buying equipment and books!"

"So, on this day, Mona made a difficult decision that went against her ancestors!"

"That is to sell her art!"

"Life is not easy, Mona sells her art! ”

“Next, let’s enjoy Mona’s street performance~”

As he said, he picked up the mouse and started to control it.

…

Mond, the Knights of Favonius.

The leader’s office.

“Sure enough…”

“What’s coming has finally come…”

Hearing the words that were named in the light screen, Mona couldn’t help but twitch her mouth.

But…street performance?

Ox and horse rocking?

What is this?

It sounds weird.

Not only Mona, but also Jean, Lisa, Alice and others beside her were curious.

Is this a new dance?

At this time, Alice seemed to have thought of something and looked regretful.

“Hey, why isn’t Barbiros in the group! ”

“If she were here, it would be interesting~”

“This is the performance of my own apprentice~” (To read the exciting novels, go to Faloo Novel Network!)

Hearing this, Mona’s eyes couldn’t help twitching.

What a pity?

She thought it was a blessing in disguise!

With the old woman’s temper, if she joined the group, she would definitely laugh at her now!

She knows it too well!

“Ah, it’s about to start! "

At this moment, Xiao Keli suddenly pointed at the light curtain and screamed.

Hearing this movement, the girls didn't think about anything else and looked over quickly.

...

In the light curtain, at this moment, there was a new movement in the picture.

The background is under the statue of the wind god in Mondstadt.

This is where the largest flow of people in Mondstadt gathers.

Many street performers are performing their talents here.

At this time, a figure walked over nervously.

It was the protagonist of this review - Mona! []

After arriving at a busy place, she spoke nervously.

"Life... Life is not easy, Mona is performing! ”

“Anyone who has passed by can come and have a look~”

After finishing her opening remarks somewhat awkwardly, Mona took a deep breath.

After calming down a little, she began her performance today.

Just then, the background music sounded at the right time.

"Being cool is not about being bad~"

"That's my confident state!"

"Discoletwedance~"

"I won't go to work tomorrow--"

"I may not be able to afford food~!"

"But you have to dance in a very exciting way!"

"..."

At the same time, Mona also began to dance.

Shaking her hands, legs, and coordinating them!

She then made a posture of eating~

The action is simple, but she is "shaking" the whole time!

It complements the lyrics.

Magic song!

Magic dance~

Overall, this street performance is so special!

It looks weird at first glance!

But after watching it again, you will find it extremely addictive!

So weird, let's do it again!

Just like the "Two Hundred Dances" by Villette and Zhongli!

But it lacks a bit of rawness~

Finally, as the music stopped, Mona put one hand on her waist and raised the other hand high, posing a seductive pose!

The video ends here.

……

After watching it, the faces of the Teyvat people in front of the light curtain became weird.

Cow and horse shake, cow and horse shake!

Is that so~

Although I don't understand it very well, I am shocked! .