Genshin Impact: Comments on the opening of Yingmei, I broke my defense

Looking at Azar who collapsed on the ground, Nashida spoke with a serious face.

"Azar, the former great sage of the Xumi Church!"

"Imprisoning gods is a crime of illegal imprisonment!"

"Stealing the dreams of the people of Xumi, endangering the lives of the people, committing crimes against humanity!"

"Joining the Fatui, committing a crime of endangering national security!"

"Imprisoning gods, creating false gods in private, committing blasphemy against gods!"

"The crime is heinous and cannot be tolerated by heaven!"

"Without the death penalty, it is difficult to convince the people!"

"Without the death penalty, it is difficult to comfort the people!"

"Without the death penalty, it is difficult to comfort the people!" , where is justice!"

"But considering that this incident has too much impact! The scope of influence is too wide!"

"Imprison Azar and his accomplices temporarily."

"The Grand Disciplinary Officer Senor will have full authority to search for evidence later!"

"After all the evidence is conclusive, we will publicly try them in front of the people of Teyvat!"

"According to their crimes, give them the punishment they deserve!"

According to the information exposed by the light curtain,

In the original future, she exiled these sages to Daocheng Forest.

Nashida didn't know why she thought so at that time.

But now she has no such idea at all!

She was angry and wanted to take revenge on them directly!

But the death penalty was too easy for people like Azar!

So Nashida wanted to find out all his crimes and then publicly try him in front of all the people of Teyvat!

Let all Teyvat people know this man's bad name!

Let him be "famous" throughout the Teyvat continent!

After hearing this, Seno nodded solemnly.

"Don't worry, little Jixiang Grass King!"

"I will investigate all their crimes without missing a single one!"

As for Azar...

After hearing about the death penalty, his face changed instantly.

In his mind, the worst outcome was life imprisonment.

I didn't expect it to be the death penalty!

When it came to his own life, he could no longer remain silent, and hurriedly raised his head to argue.

"Little Lucky Grass "38" 383" King, Great Kindness Tree King, those are things that will happen in the future!"

"I haven't done it yet!"

"You can't put the future sins on me now!"

"This is unfair!"

Obviously, Azar has learned from Tartaglia.

Try to reduce the guilt on himself!

However, this is basically impossible!

Because the guilt of Azar and his accomplices is too serious!

It has reached the point where both humans and gods are angry and outrageous!

Under such circumstances, no one wants to let them go!

No one will agree to let these people go!

Even if the future sins are not counted, the guilt of these people at the moment will be counted!

The death penalty is inevitable!

Because imprisoning gods is their biggest mistake!

Just like the ministers of secular dynasties imprisoning the emperor!

Do you expect the emperor to let you go after he comes out?

Before Nashida responded, Seno said coldly.

"Hmph!"

"Have you ever done anything other than listening to your sophistry, but watching my investigation!"

"So... just cooperate!"

"Otherwise..."

"Hmph!"

Hearing these two cold snorts, Azar's face turned ugly.

In Xumi, no one is not afraid of the Great Disciplinary Officer.

He was not afraid in the past.

But that was because of his high status!

But now that he has become a prisoner, it is completely different.

Thinking of the other party's horrible methods, a trace of fear flashed in his eyes, and he shuddered subconsciously.

No!

No!

I absolutely do not want to be judged by Senor!

Thinking of this, Azar quickly begged for mercy from Nashida and Buyer.

"Lord King of the Great Kindness Tree, Lord King of the Little Lucky Grass,"

"I was wrong!"

"I was wrong!"

"I shouldn't have taken away the dreams of the people of Xumi in pursuit of wisdom!"

"I shouldn't have imprisoned you, King of the Little Lucky Grass!"

"And I shouldn't have colluded with the fools to create a false god!"

"Woo woo woo, I was wrong!"

"Please don't let the Great Disciplinary Officer judge me! ”

The great sage was crying bitterly at this time.

He wanted to stand up and walk over to beg for mercy, but because his legs were weak, he could only crawl on the ground step by step.

It was as embarrassing as it could be!

However, for this scene, both the people at the scene and the Teyvat people in front of the light curtain watched coldly.

There was no sympathy at all!

He was even very happy in his heart!

Because it was all his own fault!

Do you know you are wrong now?

What did you do before?

What's more, they didn't think Azar really knew he was wrong!

The reason for this was that he was afraid...

And before Azar could crawl two steps, he was grabbed and taken away by Senor.

What awaits him is temporary imprisonment and a horrific trial!

…

Seeing this scene, the people in the [Super Chat Group] were all very excited.

[Yingmei: Hahahaha, great sage! You have come to this day too! (cool.jpg)]

[Paimon: That's right, it's so refreshing! It's as refreshing as drinking a large glass of cold drink in the summer! Refreshing from head to toe! ]

[Walnut: Hehe, it seems that this hall master's business is about to open! It's double the happiness! ]

[Alice: Tsk tsk, I have to say, it looks like the criminal whose evidence is found in "Detective Conan"! ]

[Barbara: Huh? "Detective Conan"? ]

[Alice: That's a detective comic!After the evidence of the crime was found, the prisoners all knelt on the ground and cried bitterly, which is almost exactly the same as the current scene! (狗头.jpg)]

[鹿野园平藏: Indeed! I have seen such scenes many times! One by one, they cried and admitted their mistakes! ]

[烟菲: These people don’t know they are wrong! They are afraid of the punishment they will face later! ]

[神里華: That’s right! ]

[八重神子: Hi, but I have to say that Azar looks really embarrassed now. I still like your unruly look in the light curtain! (坏笑.jpg)]

[尼露: No matter how unruly you are, you will be defeated when you meet the great disciplinary officer! (偷笑.jpg)]

[Charlotte: Wait! Why is your great sage so afraid of Senor? (curious.jpg)]

[Tinari: Because Senor's duty is to arrest those who violate the edict, stop prohibited research, and maintain discipline within the institute. ]

[Tinari: People from any country would probably stay away from people in such a position, right? ]

[Tinari: Not to mention that Senor himself is a person with relatively "unique" means! ]

Seeing this, everyone nodded secretly in their hearts.

Indeed!

Except for some mentally strong people, who would not panic when facing such a position?

Those with guilty consciences are so scared!

Those without guilty consciences are afraid that they will be found out to be in trouble even if they are fine!

[Funina: So that's how it is! I thought Hazard was afraid of being frozen to death by Senor's cold jokes! (dog head.jpg)]

[Seno: ...]

Others were stunned at first, and then laughed so hard.

Isn't it~!

This guy's jokes are really extraordinary!

It's just torture!

Maybe those who are afraid are really affected by this!

At this time,

[Wendy: Hey, by the way, this wave of judgment by the Little Grass God is really well-formed! ]

[Wendy: I ​​don't know, I thought this was the God of Justice! (dog head.jpg)]

[That Villette: Indeed! Compared to a person who is hysterical, likes to eat cakes, watch operas, and shouts death penalty all the time, the Little Grass God is more like the God of Justice! (Serious.jpg)]

[Alice: Oh, just as Morax has no Mora, the God of Wisdom has no wisdom, so what if the God of Justice has no justice? ]

[Zhongli: Ahem, in terms of universal rationality, it makes sense! ]

[Zhen: That makes sense! (Dog head. Expression)]

[Ying: That makes sense! (Dog head. Expression)]

[Nashida: That makes sense! (Dog head. Expression)]

[Funina: ? ? ? ]

Funina was confused.

What's going on?

I'm just eating melons, the name of the God of JusticeThe head is gone?

[Yingmei: Hehe, it's okay! Nashida stole your "God of Justice", so why don't you steal her "God of Wisdom" or "God of Life"? (狗头.jpg)]

[Paimon: Or God Mora is fine! Anyway, you have a lot of Mora, you are the richest among the seven gods! (狗头.jpg)]

[Dolly: Wow, God Mora! Bye, bye~]

[Wendy: Well-reasoned, convincing, I agree! (狗头.jpg)]

[Zhongli: Well-reasoned, convincing, I agree! (狗头.jpg)]

[Zhen: Well-reasoned, convincing, I agree! (狗头.jpg)]

[Ying: Well-reasoned, convincing, I agree! (dog head.jpg)]

[Nashida: Well-reasoned, convincing, I agree! (dog head.jpg)]

[Navilet: Well-reasoned, convincing, I agree! (dog head.jpg)]

[Funina: ...]

What the hell is this ...

Okay!

She does have money!

That's true!

So being the God of Mora seems to be... okay too?

Thinking of this, Funina felt strange.

But forget about the God of Wisdom and the God of Fertility!

Especially the latter!

Definitely not!

[Funina: Ahem, the others are another matter! But the God of Fertility! Absolutely not! And it can't be me!]

[Funina: If you don't believe me, you can just do the math and you'll know. 】

[Yae God: That makes sense~ But there is no summary about the Grass God. 】

[Yae God: Shinobu, it's your turn~]

[Kuki Shinobu: Wait a minute! 】

[Kuki Shinobu: Although late, today's review is as follows: 】

[Kuki Shinobu: A serious review of the Grass God - "experience", "misery", "wisdom", "merits and demerits of the gods". 】

[Kuki Shinobu: A serious review of Lanaro, the follower of the Grass God - "unique name", "past experience". 】

[Kuki Shinobu: There is an extra unique song - "I Have Never Forgotten"]

[Kuki Shinobu: About the improper comments of Lord Grass God - "Wonderful metaphor", "Badminton Nashida, pirated Nashida", "Going to the toilet", "I will build you into a mushroom", "Three Gods meet Nashida", "Three Gods take care of the baby", "Nashida, happy birthday". 】

[Kuki Shinobu: About the improper comments of Lord Grass God's follower Lanna Luo - None! 】

[Arata Ito: Shinobu did a great job! (thumbs up.jpg)]

[Amber: Huh? I remember that the followers in the previous few times all had improper comments, right? Why didn't Lanna Luo have any this time? (doubt.jpg)]

[Cole: Maybe Guangmu also felt that Lanna Luo was too dreamy and innocent, so it was not suitable for improper commentsright? ]

[Guizhong: I understand! In other words, the followers of the three gods, the God of Wind, the God of Rock, and the God of Thunder, are too unserious! (doghead.jpg)]

[Wendy: Hey, you are absolutely right! (doghead.jpg)]

[Zhongli: Ahem, from a universal rational point of view, it is indeed so! (serious.jpg)]

[Ying: That’s right! This pink-haired fox is a scumbag! (thumbs-up.jpg)]

[Tevarin: …]

[Lotus Dragon King: …]

[Yae Godson: …]

The three of them were speechless.. .......

Why do you think they are like this?

It’s because they were led astray by you three gods!

[Zhen: Ahem, let’s talk about the little grass god! ]

[Zhen: There are seven items! It's incredible! It's equal to Morax's record, right? 】

[Yingmei: More than that! "Badminton Nashida" and "Pirated Nashida" should be counted separately! Plus a fool...]

[Paimon: Hiss, nine indecent comments in total? (shock.jpg)]

[Funina: Hahaha, nine! Unprecedented and unrivaled! You are worthy of being the "God of Fuck"! (dog head.jpg)]

Seeing this, Nashida felt sick...

So she quickly explained.

[Nashida: No! That's not the case! Although there are nine items, the amount of fuck in each item is extremely low! ]

[Nashida: Even the last few items, which seem to be indecent comments on me, are actually indecent comments from other people! 】

[Nashida: So I am not worthy of the title of "God of Raw Fuck"! ]

Seeing this, many people in the chat group nodded secretly.

That's true!

Although there are many people on the side of the Grass God, although there are some broken characters.

But compared with the previous ones, the amount of raw fuck is indeed much lower.

More cute!

From this point of view, "God of Raw Fuck" is indeed not appropriate.

At this time, Nashida continued.

[Nashida: The most important thing is that we have only commented on four gods so far! It's too early to draw a conclusion! (dog head.jpg)]

[Wendy: Hey, that makes sense! There is also the Water God~ (dog head.jpg)]

[Zhongli: In terms of general rationality, there are probably quite a few improper comments on the Water God! (Serious.jpg)]

[Shadow: The amount of raw fucking, maybe not a small amount! (Serious.jpg)]

[Navilette: That's true! I think Ms. Funina will be the best contender for the title of "God of Raw Fuck"! (Serious.jpg)]

[Yingmei: Hehe, tomorrow is here anyway! Then we'll know who is the real "God of Raw Fuck"! (Doghead.jpg)]

[Walnut: Hehe, looking forward to it~]

[Paimon: Hehe, looking forward to it~]

[Yae Goddess: Hehe, looking forward to it~]

[Konosaiguni: Hehe, looking forward to it~]

[Alice: Hehe, looking forward to it~]

[Funina: ? ? ? 1.1]

Funina is so tired of 1.1.

Why is it her turn again?

And your Vilet!

Whose subordinate are you?

You just want to see her become the "God of Fuck", right?

Damn it!

I'm going to deduct your salary!

Seeing Funina's depressed look, the chat group was suddenly filled with a happy atmosphere.

...

While the group was lively, at this time, in reality.

After dealing with Azar, the Great Tree King and Nashida also started to get busy with business.

The light curtain live broadcast finally ended.

Thus, today's review is completely over!

Although this review is a billion long, everyone is still very satisfied.

Not only did we learn about the two gentle and great gods, but we also witnessed the changes in Xumi!

In addition, we had a lot of fun as usual!

Perfect~

Seeing that it was getting late, most people greeted each other in the group and then went about their business.

……

At this time, on the other side.

Fontaine, Momang Palace.

Looking at the darkened light curtain, the smile on Funina's face gradually disappeared.

Replaced by a complicated expression.

I don't know what she was thinking.

On the side, Villette saw this and stopped joking like in the group.

After a slight hesitation, he sighed softly.

"Ms. Funina, tomorrow will be your review."

"I'm afraid the secret you're hiding won't be kept."

"If you need help, tell me."

"You don't have to bear it all by yourself."

"After all, everything is for Fontaine!"

Hearing this, Funina turned her head and looked over.

Then her tone became gloomy.

"Secret?"

"Do you think someone like me who is hysterical, likes to eat cakes, watch operas, and shouts death penalty all the time, "

"Is there any big secret?"

That Villette: "...".