Genshin Impact: Comments on the opening of Yingmei, I broke my defense

"Sanbing, oh no, Guobeng!"

"Finally, I found you~!"

The Sanbing who was venting his anger loudly was startled when he heard the sudden voice behind him.

Instantly, it seemed as if a stream of extremely cold water fell from the sky.

The anger in his heart was instantly extinguished.

It's bad!

I was careless!

After reason emerged in his mind again, Sanbing was immediately annoyed.

Why didn't I hold back?

That's good now!

Directly let the woman notice his whereabouts.

Who is this familiar voice Baalzebu?

It's over!

Thinking of this, Sanbing's face looked a little ugly.

Realizing that the puppet in front of him was motionless, Ying couldn't help but raise his eyebrows.

"Aren't you going to restart the war against the demons?"

"Aren't you shouting 'Baalzebub, I have ascended to godhood'?"

"I'm here now!"

"Come on!"

"I'll meet your demands!"

"But why are you silent?"

Speaking of this, Ying suddenly pretended to be enlightened.

"Oh, you think that since I'm the only one, the intensity of the Demon War is too low, right?"

"It's okay!"

"There are many enthusiastic people in the group!"

"For example, Barbatos, Morax, and Villette..."

"As long as you are willing, I will contact them now!"

"With Linghua's [Anywhere Door], you can come here soon!"

"After all, you were created by me, so I can still meet this small request!"

Hearing this, the scattered soldiers gritted their teeth.

Hands clenched fists involuntarily.

There were "crunching" and "crunching" sounds.

Damn it!

Isn't this woman a fool?

Why did she become so despicable?

Is she infected by the fox?

If he couldn't beat her, he really wanted to punch her!

After struggling for a long time, Sanbing finally let go of his clenched fist.

No way!

He even had difficulty dealing with a weak god like Little Auspicious Grass King.

Not to mention Baalzebub who was stronger than her!

I really can't beat him!

And this woman is a martial arts fanatic!

If she gets excited, he's afraid it will be even worse...

Since the ending is the same!

It's better to save yourself from suffering!

After thinking it through, Sanbing took a deep breath and turned around.

Looking at the person who "betrayed" him in front of him, his expression was a little complicated.

But he didn't think much about it and spoke directly.

"It's come to this, I'm too lazy to struggle anymore!"

"As long as you agree to my two conditions, I'll go back with you!"

"You can do whatever you want to me then!"

"Whether it's life or death, I have absolutely no complaints!"

Seeing Sanbing accepting reality, Ying was a little surprised.

She hasn't even done anything yet, and you surrendered?

Are you so decisive?

But it's good this way!

It saves her from having to work harder!

"Go ahead~"

Ying said softly.

Just say it!

Wait until you're done and see if she agrees.

Sanbing was silent for a moment after hearing this.

Of course he understood!

But now he's the fish, and he has no right to bargain at all!

After taking another deep breath, he spoke in a deep voice.

"The first request is that I will never eat the food you cook, especially the Nine-Turn Large Intestine!"

The Nine-Turn Large Intestine in the light curtain left a very deep impression on him!

Sanbing is not the chef from Liyue!

He ate it even though he knew there was something wrong with his large intestine!

He would rather die or have his consciousness wiped out than eat that stuff!

After the words fell, it was Ying's turn to clench his fists.

She never expected this guy to make such a request!

What does this mean?

He would rather die than eat her food?

Okay, okay!

Very good!

Ying gnashed his teeth.

Sizzle, sizzle~

Instantly, lightning flashed on his body, and the thunder was filled with terrifying power!

Feeling the pressure coming towards him, Sanbing's heart suddenly skipped a beat.

Such a big reaction?

Could he have said something wrong?

But Ying didn't do it after all!

After retracting her momentum, she took a deep breath and said with a kind face.

"Go on!"

She didn't say whether she agreed or not.

Seeing this, Sanbing knew it in his heart.

He groaned inwardly.

That little guy in the group said it right.

Crow's mouth!

But he didn't stop at this question and continued to speak.

"I know what I have done!"

"Since you have done it yourself, my ending is self-evident."

"I accept this!"

"But I hope that the punishment will be after the light curtain comments on me!"

"I want to see how the light curtain comments on my experience!"

"This is my second request!"

Sanbing's face became serious.

Since the light curtain appeared, many people have been commented on!

Including their past and future deeds!

It can be said that it is a comprehensive and angled comment!

These comments also benefited the people being commented on!

Either they learned a lot of secrets, or they suddenly realized something.

After all, many people often cannot see themselves clearly!

Sanbing felt that he was the same!

But heI feel that other people can't see him clearly.

They all have one-sided views!

Only Guangmu is different!

So, he wants to hear Guangmu's comments on him!

What does Guangmu think of him, a man who has been betrayed three times!

Perhaps from a third-party perspective, he will find something different!

When the time comes, I will die with a clear mind!

Hearing this, Ying became silent.

After a moment, she nodded gently.

"Okay, I promise!"

Sanbing was relieved when he heard this.

He believed in the woman's promise.

Then he began to surrender.

Ying didn't say anything and took him directly to the castle tower.

What awaits Sanbing will be a prison life like Tartaglia!

Until Guangmu began his comments!

...

Villa.

"Who was the one who was betrayed three times?"

Seeing the prominent comments in the live broadcast room, Luo Chen smiled slightly.

Who else could it be?

Of course it was Sanbing!

In fact, he still had some content about Nashida that he had not commented on.

This content was related to Sanbing!

It was also because of this that

the reputation of the Xumi plot began to become subtle in 3.3.

Until 3.6, there were constant controversies!

It can only be said that it was a pity for the king-bomb plots of 3.0, 3.1, and 3.2!

Even Nashida began to have considerable controversy!

Even the disgusting "Jingshan Palace Couple" was born!

Do you want to say whether the plot of chapter 3.3 is reasonable?

Well, if you really want to force it, it can barely make sense!

It's nothing more than that Xumi lacked high-end combat power after that battle!

Nasida subdued the scattered soldiers based on rationality for national security!

But if it was really for national security, Lao Mi had a thousand ways!

But he chose this!

It's nothing more than to allow the scattered soldiers to enter the card pool smoothly!

It was washed and not washed completely!

This wave of binding operations is really hard to accept.

Thinking of these things in the past, Luo Chen was also a little tired.

It was also because of this that he struggled for a long time before deciding to give up the subsequent content comments.

He can't control "Genshin Impact"!

But Teyvat...

Let it stop at the best time period of 3.2!

After shaking his head, Luo Chen didn't think about it anymore.

Looking at the live broadcast room, he began to get down to business.

"At this point, the serious comments on the Great Compassion Tree King and Nashida have also ended."

"So far, the gods of four countries, Mondstadt, Liyue, Inazuma, and Xumi, have been commented on!"

"These four gods are also interesting~"

"Barbatos and Morax are thinking about slacking offShopping, but Mondstadt and Liyue are both well governed."

"And Baalzebub and Nashida both want to govern the country, but Inazuma and Sumi are in dire straits."

"I have to say, it's really dramatic."

"In addition, the relationship between these four gods and the people of their respective countries is also very interesting~"

"That's about it! ”

As he spoke, Luo Chen put a picture on the live broadcast room.

There are four patterns on the picture.

[Pattern 1 in the upper left corner:]

To the right of the pattern, the Mondstadt people are sleeping on the bed.

To the right of the pattern, various knives and bombs are thrown at the people on the bed from the air.

To the left of the pattern, Venti opens his arms.

Blow the knives away with the wind.

[Pattern 2 in the upper right corner:]

To the right of the pattern, the Liyue people are sleeping on the bed.

To the left of the pattern, various knives and bombs are thrown at the people on the bed from the air.

Next to the bed, Zhongli opens his arms.

It looks like he will do it himself if the people on the bed can't solve the problem!

[Pattern three in the lower left corner:]

On the right side of the pattern, the Inazuma man is sleeping on the bed.

On the left side of the pattern, the shadow opens his arms and throws various knives and bombs at the person on the bed.

[Pattern four in the lower right corner:]

On the right side of the pattern, the Sumeru man is sleeping on the bed, floating in the air.

Below the pattern: Nashida opens her arms.

The Sumeru men on the right and left throw various knives and bombs at Nashida together.

This was originally a very popular set of pictures on the Internet.

But it has a hint of ridicule.

Considering that this is a serious comment, Luo Chen made a slight modification.

"In short:"

"Mond: I help my people solve problems!"

"Liyue: I let my people solve their own problems! (If they can't solve them, they will do it themselves!)"

"Inazuma: I am the people's problem! ”

“Xumi: My people think I’m a problem!”

…

Hearing this and seeing this picture, the Teyvatian people in front of the light curtain looked strange.

Don’t say~

Really don’t say~

This summary and picture are really vivid!

It briefly and clearly summarizes the relationship between the gods of the four countries and their people!

But people from different countries have completely different feelings.

People from Mondstadt and Liyue are so happy!

Because they have Lord Barbatos and King Geo The emperor was happy.

The people of Inazuma smiled bitterly.

And the people of Xumi...

felt ashamed.

…

[General chat group]

[Lawrence: Thank you, Lord Barbatos, for helping us solve all the problems! ]

[Timaus: Hey, it's great to have a great god like Lord Barbatos~ (dog head. expression)]

[Erin: Yes, yes! Let the wind lead, and listen to the wind sing!De is with Lord Barbatos! ]

[Master Mao: Our Liyue is not bad! In order to train our ability to be self-reliant, Lord Yan lets us solve the problem by ourselves! ]

[Tian Tiezui: But if we really can't solve it, Lord Yan will help us solve it! Really, I'm crying~]

[Uncle Tian: Thousand rocks are solid, and the mountains are immovable! Liyue and the Emperor are together! ]

[Lu Zeni: Huh? Why don't you Inazuma and Xumi talk? (dog head. expression)]

[Tepei: ...]

[Ogura Mio: ...]

[Dina Zedai: ...]

[Rahman: ...]

[ ...]

One is the problem of the gods!

One is the problem of the people!

What are you talking about?

What do they say?

You are such a bad woman!

You are bringing up all sorts of issues!

You are from Fontaine, right?

Mondstadt and Liyue can’t do anything!

But Fontaine…

Hehehe!

Tomorrow we will see what the problem is between your gods and your people!

…

[Super Chat Group]

[Fengmei: Mondstadt—I help my people solve problems! ]

[Fengmei: Liyue—I let my people solve their own problems! (If they can’t solve it, they will do it themselves!)]

[Fengmei: Inazuma—I am the problem of my people! ]

[Fengmei: Xumi—My people regard me as a problem! ]

[Fengmei: Good boy, this summary is really amazing! (laughing.jpg)]

[Paimon: Hehe, there is also this picture! It's so vivid! ]

[Barbara: Yes! Lord Barbatos blew away the snow, drove away the old nobles, and solved the Tevarin crisis! Every time Mond faced a crisis, he would help us solve the problem! ]

[Keqing: The Emperor is guiding us and giving us the ability to solve problems ourselves! ]

[Ganyu: The Emperor will only do it himself unless it can't be solved! ]

[Yae Shenzi: Hehe, isn't Shadow the problem of the people? The summary of the light curtain is still so appropriate! (smirk.jpg)]

[Shadow: ...]

[Nielu: Xumi here ...]

[Nielu: Ahem, that was in the past! Xumi in the future will never have such a thing as "Wisdom is the enemy of the God of Wisdom" again! ]

[Nashida: Wisdom is the enemy of the God of Wisdom? Well, it's very interesting~]

[Alice: Tsk, these four countries are really more exciting than each other! Each one is more exciting than the other! I wonder what Fontaine is like? ]

[Funina: Hum! I am the water god Fukaros! ]

[Funina: Of course I will solve the problems of my people~ (hands on hips.jpg)]

[Villet: Then, I wonder if Ms. Funina can help me solve the problem of too many government affairs? (smile.jpg)]

[Funina: Ahem, well, I have something important to do, so I'll leave~ (dog head. expression)]

[That Villette:...]

[...]

Seeing this scene, the other people in the chat group were speechless.

What about the solution to the people's problems?

So Villette is the Water Dragon King and is not considered a people, right?

Okay! ~

Enterprise-level understanding!

Poor Villette!

So what if he is the Water Dragon King?

In the end, he still has to work hard silently!

Everyone sympathized silently.

As for the water goddess Funina...

Although her image in the chat group has always been a middle school girl.

She always says "this water god", "Fukalos", "judgment", and "death penalty".

But people will not underestimate her because of this.

After all, a foolish person can't be the water god for five hundred years!

Especially this one who is still very famous in Fontaine!

You know, even if the little grass god was imprisoned for five hundred years, there was still such a wonderful highlight!

So, this lady Funina is definitely not simple!

But they don't know what the specific situation is.

But it's almost time~

Today is Xumi, and tomorrow it will be Fontaine!

By then, everything will be revealed!

...

Villa.

Luo Chen first put a picture of Lanaro in the live broadcast room, and then continued to speak.

"After talking about the Great Kindness Tree King and Nashida, let's start to review the Grass God's follower - Lanna Luo!"

"First, a brief introduction to some background."

"Lanna Luo is a wonderful race that exists in the legend of Xumi, born in the King of Awakening Tree."

"They are the inhabitants of the forest, the guardian spirits of the trees, and the followers of the Grass God."

"They are also mediators between people and trees."

"In addition, they also have the ability to let people enter dreams and use a spell called "Langala Li" to resist the erosion of the dead zone."

"In the past Xumi, only Only children and people whose consciousness has come into contact with the World Tree can see them. ”

“As for why, we will talk about it later.”

“Next, let’s start the serious review.”

“The first item of serious review is the unique name!”

“In addition to their cute appearance, the most unique impression of Lanaro is their name!”

“The unique here refers to complexity!”

“Compared with other creatures on the continent of Teyvat, their names are extremely tongue-twisting!”

“For details, see the following one!”.