Genshin Impact: Comments on the opening of Yingmei, I broke my defense

Yingmei and Paimon are too familiar with the scene of Ying drawing the sword!

You know, they experienced all this in the original future.

Although it was not chopped directly now,

but the meaning of placing it on the table is self-evident!

For a while, the two hugged each other and trembled.

Wuwuwu...

Why did they come to the castle tower to commit suicide?

Are they destined to not be able to avoid this sword?

It’s better to go to Mondstadt and Liyue~

Seeing this, Ying felt helpless.

She just wanted to tease him.

She wouldn’t really chop people directly like in the original future...

But even so, travelers would not dare to eat the food she cooked.

Is her cooking really that bad?

Don’t she have any talent in this area?

Ying felt a little depressed.

The atmosphere was a little quiet, and the instigator, the fox, came out to help.

"Ahem, maybe the traveler and Paimon had eaten too much at Linghua's house this morning."

"Then don't worry, eat later, anyway you can't run away."

"Maybe after seeing your improper comments, Ying, I'll have an appetite~"

Ying: "..."

Seeing this, Yingmei and Paimon nodded repeatedly like chickens pecking at rice.

"That's right, I ate too much this morning!"

"Yes, yes, I will eat!"

It's better to postpone it for a while.

Maybe I can't eat it after pushing it...

Ying looked helpless.

I could only nod and agree.

After all, the traveler was also a person who had done a favor to Inazuma in the original future.

You can't really force your benefactor to eat, right?

Seeing Ying nod, Yingmei and Paimon breathed a sigh of relief.

The atmosphere on the scene instantly returned to normal.

...

[Super Chat Group]

[Yingmei: Ahem, General Thunder's cooking skills are very good, great! Paimon and I enjoyed the meal very much. ]

[Paimon: Yes, yes, we ate it all! So there are no photos to take! Come and try it when you have a chance in the future! ]

[Barbara: Wow, it can make Paimon and the Traveler have no time to pay attention to the chat group. It seems that this food is really amazing! ]

[Nielu: It is worthy of the handwriting of God! ]

[Alice: Wait! I remember that the fox said before that General Stinky Face's cooking skills are as good as nuclear waste water? (doubt.jpg)]

[Yae Shinko: Hey, how can you believe a joke between friends? If you don't believe me, ask Kujo Sara!]

[Kujo Sara: Ahem, that's right! The Shogun and the Palace Master have a good relationship and often joke with each other! The Shogun's cooking skills are absolutely great!]

[Kumi: Yes, I often say that some of Xiangling's dishes are unpalatable! Yes, that's you - Qingxin Fried Slime Sticky 987 fluids! ]

[Xiangling: That's just because you don't like it. I really like it! ]

[Xiangling: General Raiden, if there is a chance, I hope to go to Inazuma to exchange cooking skills with you! ]

[Ying: Welcome! (Handshake.jpg)]

This is Liyue's top chef!

She must treat him well and learn a trick or two from him.

Then, hum hum...

So far, under the deception of Yingmei, Paimon, and Xiehu, and the cooperation of Kujo Sara.

Successfully fooled a group of people in the chat group!

Even fooled a top chef!

The results are great and worth celebrating!

...

However, Yingmei felt that this topic was a bit risky, so she quickly changed the subject.

[Yingmei: Oh, by the way, there was no movement after you went to capture Tartaglia in Liyue yesterday. Have you caught her now? ]

[Paimon: Oh, there is also this matter! How is the situation now? ]

[Keqing: Thanks to the Great Sage, otherwise this guy might have escaped! ]

[Xiao: Nothing! ]

[Ganyu: Hey, I heard that the Fatui executive Gongzi is a person who likes to fight. I don’t know why he is so good at running away! ]

[Alice: That’s easy to understand! You have to learn to run before you learn to fight! Staying alive is the most important thing! ]

[Charlotte: That makes sense! ]

[Ningguang: Tartaglia was captured by the Great Sage and is now placed in Liyue’s prison. 】

[Ningguang: (picture.jpg)]

Ningguang didn’t say anything after posting a picture.

She didn’t explain the crime and sentence either.

Others also understood this.

After all, this case is indeed difficult to judge!

But it’s not reasonable not to judge.

So he is temporarily imprisoned.

Then use this to seek the greatest benefit for Liyue!

[Qin: As expected of Liyue, with a strong foundation, it was taken down with one move! And we…]

[Lisa: What a pity, the lady ran away! ]

[Lady: Humph! I’m not that idiot Tartaglia! ]

[Scattered Soldier: Prisoner, it’s really a disgrace to us Fatui! ]

[Rich Man: Northland Bank has nothing to do with Tartaglia, please don’t target Northland Bank on Liyue! 】

[Tadalia: ? ? ? 】

[Zhongli: Ahem, since we are staying in Liyue, let's stay and experience the characteristics of Liyue! 】

[Funina: Liyue characteristics (×), Liyue prison ()]

[Hutao: By the way, what is it like to be in prison? (curious.jpg)]

[Leosli: Well, to put it simply, there are many talented people here, and the people speak well. The prisoners all like this place very much (laugh.jpg)]

[Nashida: Got it! Tartaglia likes to be in prison! 】

[DaDalia: ? ? ? 】

……

Liyue, prison.

Although Tartaglia was prepared to be caught when he escaped yesterday.

But after being caught in prison, he was still a little depressed.

Fortunately, there was a light screen to kill time.

Otherwise, he would have lost his life.

But who knew that he would see himself being publicly executed as soon as he came in!

That would have been fine, but he was actually ridiculed by a group of colleagues!

This made Tartaglia very angry.

But there was no way out!

Because so far, he was the only Fatui executive who was caught.

The others either escaped successfully or were very safe.

Thinking of this, Tartaglia's face turned pale.

"Damn it, why didn't General Thunder strike this guy!"

But he also knew that this was impossible.

Any lady with a brain will never go to Inazuma again in her life.

But others...

"Hmph, I'll see what happens to you later!"

"Maybe it's not as good as my prison life!"

Tadalia snorted coldly and sat down on the chair.

Then he crossed his legs and watched.

...

Seeing that Tartaglia didn't respond, everyone became bored.

Just as they were about to talk about the candidates for today's comments,

At this time, someone remembered the two daily routine topics.

[Alice: Oh, oh, what water and wine did you get today? That Villette Wendy]

[Wendy: Hey, a bottle of Lao Baigan! It's similar to vodka, but it doesn't have such an outrageous effect! 】

[Wendy: (picture.jpg)]

[Yingmei: It seems that this is normal wine, what about Vielette? 】

[Velette: ...]

[Velette: It is a kind of "eye drops that can't see people". 】

[Velette: After dropping it into the eyes, you can't see anyone except yourself through the mirror, but you can see other objects. But other people can see themselves! 】

Seeing this statement, everyone in the chat group was shocked.

It's eye drops?

Okay, eye drops are also water!

But the effect of this eye drop is too weird, right?

After using it, you can't see others, but others can see you?

Is it so abstract?

[Yingmei: Ah this...]

[Paimon: If the effect is reversed, others can't see you, but you can see others, that would be amazing! 】

[Ye Lan: Indeed! If there is such an effect, the effect will be doubled for people in our profession! ]

[Tewarin: Nuclear waste water, Mother and Child River water, Love Water, and this water, your luck is amazing! ]

[Funina: Hey, when will Villette, the unlucky guy, have better luck? ]

[Zhongli: That's not the case. From a general rational point of view, you can't get these unique waters by chance if you are unlucky! (Serious.jpg)]

[Nashida: That makes sense! (Doghead.jpg)]

[That Villette: ...]

[That Villette: Is there anything you need? ]

After waiting for a while, he sighed helplessly when he saw that no one in the chat group responded.

It seems that we can only seal it and hand it over to the Academy of Sciences.

I hope they can work harder.

After finishing this topic, the light curtain finally lit up.

Seeing this, everyone in the chat group looked over quickly.

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Villa.

Luo Chen opened the live broadcast room at this time.

This is his eighth live broadcast.

After the first seven live broadcasts, he has accumulated millions of fans!

As soon as the broadcast started, a large number of viewers poured in.

"Here we come, the anchor is finally here (ahbf)~"

"Hey, today is another day to be a local in Teyvat!"

"Yesterday I was a Liyue person, it was so cool to read the Emperor's comments, haha!"

"I had a lot of fun watching Lezi! (dog head.jpg)"

"The day before yesterday it was Venti, yesterday it was Zhongli, today it should be Yingbao, right?"

"Ahhh, Yingbao, my cooking wife!"

"Today, we are all rice wives! (dog head.jpg)"

"Hehe, you guys who are not firm in your position! Unlike me, I have always been Yingbao's dog!"

"I am the same, Yingbao, put me in the statue, ah——"

"..."[]

Looking at the funny bullet screen in the live broadcast room, Luo Chen smiled and said.

"Good afternoon, everyone. We meet again!"

"Welcome to the live broadcast room!"

"Yesterday we reviewed the rock god Morax and his follower Tevarin."

"Today, we will continue the series of reviews of the original god characters."

As soon as the voice fell, the familiar reward appeared again!

[User Zhongli rewarded 100 small TV spaceships in the live broadcast room! ]

[User Ruo Tuo Long Wang opened the governor in the live broadcast room! ]

[User Ruo Tuo Long Wang rewarded 100 small TV spaceships in the live broadcast room! ]

[User Gui Zhong opened the governor in the live broadcast room! ]

[User Gui Zhong rewarded 100 small TV spaceships in the live broadcast room! ]

These people naturally have no Mora.

As for these Mora,

Ningguang sent them overnight after the Seven Stars Conference yesterday.

It can be considered as an alternative "pension"!

It is also convenient for their daily expenses in Liyue Harbor in the future!

After understanding the situation, Ruotu Dragon King and Guizhong were naturally very grateful to Guangmu.

So they all learned to give rewards like Zhongli.

After the reward, another series of eye-catching comments appeared in the live broadcast room.

[Zhongli: Thank you for Guangmu's comment yesterday! Thank you for your recognition of me! Thank you for your reward that revived my old friend! ]

[Zhongli: In addition, regarding the improper comments, I am definitely not a person who does not do his job like Barbatos! ]

[Wendy: ? ? ? ]

Old man, just deny it if you want!

Why do you have to mention me?

[Lotus Dragon King: There are two benefactors in my life! The first one is Morax, who took me out of the underground and gave me eyes that can see everything clearly. And the second one is you! It is your comment and reward that gave me a new life! ]

[Lotus Dragon King: Lotus is grateful! If there is any mission in the future, I will do my best! 】

[Lord of the Dragons: But, ahem, I really didn't dance like that for Morax. 】

[Guizhong: Thank you for your reward for resurrecting me! 】

[Guizhong: I don't have anything to thank you for, I can only give you some rewards. Of course, if you come to Teyvat in the future, welcome to find me! I will take you to see the new glass lilies everywhere! 】

Seeing these conspicuous comments, Luo Chen smiled slightly.

"Thank you for the reward!"

"I'll remember your words~"

After a slight joke, he straightened his face and started today's business.

"Next, we will move on to today's main topic - a series of reviews of the original god characters!"

"The characters to be reviewed today are,"

"General Inazuma Raiden - Baal, Baalzebub!"

"General Inazuma Raiden's followers - Yae God Child!"

...

No one was too surprised by this result.

For a moment, the Inazuma people became excited.

[Ogura Mio: Great! It's finally our Inazuma General's turn! ]

[Yurika: Yes, I've been looking forward to this day for a long time, but why does the General have two names? (doubt.jpg)]

[Nagato Sachiko: Could it be that... our Inazuma had two Generals? (surprise.jpg)]

[Tianmu Fifteen: I haven't heard of this, but the light curtain will definitely tell us. 】

[Naganohara Ryunosuke: Yes, I don't know what kind of evaluation the general will get. 】

[Teppei: Hey, compared to Mondstadt and Liyue, Inazuma had too much war before, and the general must lose a lot of points in this regard. 】

[Ruo Zi: I believe in the general! The general must have her reasons for doing this! Just wait for the comments of the light screen! 】

[……]

Others wanted to tease Inazuma.

But seeing this scene, they couldn't help but give up the idea in their hearts.

The other party had just gone through the war and was so pitiful.

It's a bit bad to tease at this time.

I'll talk about it later when I make a serious comment.Right!

……

Castle tower.

"It's our turn, it's our turn!"

"Goddess, it's really our turn!"

After hearing the words in the light curtain, Ying was so excited.

From the first day the light curtain appeared, she had been looking forward to her turn.

Because this was her only hope to save her sister and friends!

Even though she had previously guessed that it would be her turn today, she was not completely sure before she really heard the answer!

Until this moment, Ying's heart was finally put down.

Instead, she was filled with joy and excitement!

"Yes, it's our turn~"

On the side, a smile appeared on the face of the fox.

At this moment, they were closer to Zhen and Lord Saigū!

However, comments also mean that there will be all kinds of improper comments later.

It's okay for Ying to have one, but she...

Thinking that her image may collapse in all kinds of outrageous ways,

The fox suddenly felt bad.

She is the beautiful and intelligent Lady Yae Gongsi!

But when she thought of Zhen and Lord Saigong, she also gritted her teeth.

"Lord Saigong, if you come back to life later, you must compensate me well~"

Compared to Ying and Yae Shenzi, Yingmei and Paimon just watched the show.

We have already seen the good show of Wendy and Zhongli.

I don't know what the comments of these two will be like?

Especially the improper comments!

The two are very curious~

...

Tianling Bugyo

"Finally, the general has arrived!"

"I have to study hard!"

Hearing the words in the light curtain, Kujo Sara was also very excited.

Since she was tricked by the palace chief last time, she reflected on herself.

She felt that she didn't know the general well enough.

So she decided to take advantage of this rare opportunity to listen carefully.

Thinking of this, Kujo Sara directly ordered the soldiers around him.

"Pass my order, I have something important now!"

"Unless there is a major incident outside, you are not allowed to disturb me when the light curtain is commenting!"

"Yes, Kujo!".