Genshin Impact: Comments on the opening of Yingmei, I broke my defense

Seeing that his guest Qing simply admitted his mistake, Hu Tao's face became strange.

Is this Zhongli?

I'm afraid she didn't know a fake guest!

If people outside see the emperor's appearance, they are afraid that they will be directly stunned and drop their jaws!

But surprise is surprise, how can you miss this opportunity to take the initiative to come to the door?

Thinking of this, the menacing momentum on Hu Tao's body disappeared in an instant.

Instead, he touched his chin and rolled his eyes.

"Request?"

"Anything you want?"

"Ahem, a kind-hearted person like the hall master wouldn't be too embarrassed by a little guest like me. "

Zhongli coughed lightly.

You can't pack a ticket for this~

Otherwise, with his understanding of the hall master, the other party would definitely make some outrageous requests!

So it's better to be on the safe side!

Hu Tao rolled her eyes cutely when she heard this.

I knew that Zhongli was not so easy to loosen up.

But that's enough!

It's rare to earn a little benefit from each other!

As for the requirements......

She pondered for a moment, but still hadn't come up with anything suitable.

After all, the most beloved "Emperor's Endorsement of the Dead Hall" has also been achieved.

Thinking of this, she decided to leave a request.

Maybe there will be a place where this guy is needed later~

"Okay, the hall master knows!"

"But I haven't thought about it yet, I'll talk about it later!"

"As for today's incident, Wendy and Dvalin testify, you can't regret it~"

Hu Tao gestured to the fun duo on the side.

Seeing this, Wendy and Dvalin patted Hun Kou again and again to reassure.

"Hey, hall master, don't worry!"

"With us testifying, the custodian will never dare to go back!"

Joke?

There are very few opportunities to see the old man eating deflated!

Now that I have it, I have to catch it!

Seeing this scene, Zhong was a little helpless.

I'm also the god of contracts!

How is it possible that talking doesn't count?

What kind of image is he in the mind of the hall master......

Hu Tao nodded with satisfaction when he heard this.

Bai Zhongli asked, blood earned!

Thank you, Emperor Iwa!

Ah no, thanks to the light curtain~

"Sit here, and the master of the parish will come when he goes. "

With that, Hu Tao turned and walked out of the lobby.

But then, as if thinking of something, she turned her back to a few people and waved her hand casually.

"Don't worry, the master of this hall is not going to trouble the little sister of the ceremonial girl. "

"Just let her go and buy that hairpin~"

I don't know.

But now that he knows, Hu Tao naturally wants to help.

As for the money needed~

Hmph, I deducted Zhongli's salary~

Thinking of this, she suddenly felt better.

The footsteps also jumped up involuntarily~

Seeing this, Zhongli breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and at the same time, his expression was also relieved.

"The hall master is really reassuring when it comes to business. "

"If only it weren't so much of a headache......"

"Hey, if you don't have that quirky energy, it's not Hu Tao herself~"

Wendy picked up her glass and shook her head.

Hearing this, after groaning slightly, he smiled and bowed his head slightly.

"Reasonable~"

"Come, cheers for the old man to have such a unique boss~"

"Cheers~"

"And me~"

...

At the same time, near the Northland Bank.

Tartaglia is slipping out of Liyue.

At this time, he had already dressed up in disguise at the Northland Bank.

If you don't look closely, you can't tell that he's Tartaglia at all.

The reason for this is also because under the light curtain, all the people of Liyue know him.

If you don't change your career, I'm afraid you'll be discovered by the Liyue people just after you go out.

At that point, it will be really troublesome for him to leave!

But Rao is like this, and Tartaglia also tries to behave as normally as possible, so as not to make herself look too suspicious.

In addition, he always keeps an eye on the light curtain and the situation in the chat group.

I'm afraid that there will be bad news for me.

Anyway, as long as you change your mind, you can speak, and it won't be too draining.

I didn't expect one to come!

"I... I've become another wallet for Mr. Zhongli?"

After hearing the words in the light curtain, Tartaglia was stunned.

He just met Mr. Zhongli!

How can it become the other party's wallet?

With this in mind, he slipped and watched.

After reading it, the corners of his mouth twitched.

Mr. Zhongli invited him to dinner, and the bill was sent to the Northland Bank?

He pays?

Does Liyue have such a strange way of entertaining?

All right!

For the sake of Her Majesty's plan, in fact, it is not impossible!

It's like paying them yourself in the light curtain before.

But what about this gift?

You give me a gift, and I have to pay for it myself?

Okay~

It's really outrageous, it's outrageous, it's outrageous, it's outrageous!

If this guy wasn't Mr. Zhongli, Tartaglia would have to scold him directly!

If you don't have money, don't pretend to be big!

But depressed to depressed, he was also glad in his heart.

"Whew'~"

"It's good to know now!"

"Otherwise, if it continues, it will be difficult for the Northland Bank to collect a large bill!"

Northland Bank is not a hall of death!

It is estimated that Mr. Zhongli will not be polite.

When the time comes, Her Majesty is afraid that she will ......

Tartaglia was thinking so, when suddenly, out of the corner of his eye, a group of people skimmed.

Suddenly looked shocked.

didn't have time to sigh more, tightened his collar, and hurriedly began to flash people.

...

This group of people is naturally Ningguang and the others.

They didn't have Tartaglia's concerns, so they made their way all the way and quickly arrived here.

Of course, they are also distracted by the light curtain.

After watching this video in the rear light curtain, the group's expressions became strange.

Tartaglia is the Emperor's wallet?

Then if they go to arrest each other, won't they arrest the emperor's wallet?

When the time comes, won't the emperor have no money to spend?

Seeing this, Ningguang clenched his fists and coughed lightly.

"Ahem, people still have to be caught!"

"As long as Tartaglia is in Liyue, the Emperor's money... Ahem, the emperor can visit this at any time... This friend from a foreign land. "

"On the contrary, if he really escapes, the emperor's money... The emperor's friend is really gone!"

Listening to Ningguang's serious words, Keqing, Ganyu and the others couldn't help laughing.

It's just a matter of arresting people and targeting the Northland Bank.

Now I still want the emperor to squeeze out this executive's wallet!

It's you~

It's really too... All right!

Must support!

So they all agreed in earnest.

"Well, you're right!"

"Yes, Ningguang!"

“......"

Then the group began to walk towards the Northland Bank.

......

【Extraordinary Chat Group】

[Yingmei: Huh, the real name is "not enough to worry about"? What a strange name!]

[Paimon: Hey, hey, that's not the point!

[Yingmei: Oh yes, yes, yes, a walnut's afterlife, a Tartaglia Northland Bank, the emperor has made hemp~]

[Alice: Death Hall 1000-year-old store!Northland Bank, the largest bank in Teyvat!]

[Alice: With such two well-funded wallets, Morax's retirement life is really nourishing! It's much better than Wendy next door!]

[Jean: Ahem, actually, we in Mondstadt also have a special fund for Lord Barbatos.] 】

[Barbara: Yes, Lord Barbatos will not be short of money to drink in the future!]

[Wendy: Hey~]

[Yae Miko: Tsk, it's just the two wallets here that are suffering~]

[Nahida: Are you making fake accounts? So... This is also part of the learning?]

[Kamisato Ayaka: Ahem, it's not right to make fake accounts!

[Yingmei: That's right! It's all Zhongli's bad children!Yanfei Funingna, someone here is making fake accounts!What crime should be convicted?(dog head.expression)]

Seeing this speech, Yanfei was speechless.

Good for you, a thick-eyed convict!

Let me convict the emperor and his old man?

Why don't you let me condemn Heavenly Reason?

She's just a legal advisor.

And not really an outlaw fanatic......

But Funina was excited.

This is another rare opportunity to judge a foreign god!

thereupon

[Funina: What? Someone is making a false account? Then I, the god of justice, must be judged!]

[Funina: Death penalty! Execute immediately!] (If you read a violent novel, you can go to Feilu Novel Network!)

[Ruoda Dragon King: Support! The dignified Morax actually cheated the little girl out of money like this, and the death penalty was executed!

[Alice: That's right, that's right! If you dare to make a false account today, you will dare to set up the Hu Tang Master tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow you will dare to drive the Hu Tang Master out of the Afterlife Hall! You must be judged! (Evil laughs.jpg)]

[Venti: Then you have to set up Liyue, and then plan the whole of Teyvat!, so you must support it!(Doghead.Emote)]

[Shadow: Ahem, it's not good to make fake accounts, it's not right to make fake accounts! Morax, you better accept the trial!

[Nahida: Eh, is that so?" (doubt.jpg)】

【......】

Seeing this, the faces of the other people in the chat group turned strange.

This is the time since the last judgment of the wind god, and the beginning of the judgment of the rock god?

And the party Zhongli ......

"These guys ......"

He was also helpless at this time.

If he knew Lan Xing's words, he would definitely come to such a sentence.

[I'm really convinced by your group of old 6!]

But it's impossible to sit still!

So,[]

[Zhongli: Yanfei, I would like to hire you as my legal counsel for this incident. 】

[Yanfei: No problem! It's wrapped around me!]

Dealing with the emperor?

That doesn't work?

Even if the emperor is guilty!

But help the emperor deal with others?

That has to happen!

In this way, in the face of such a very challenging legal matter,

Yanfei was instantly full of energy!

[Yanfei: Ahem, now I am Mr. Zhongli's defense lawyer. 】

[Yanfei: First, the light curtain only said that Mr. Zhongli asked for help from the little sister of Yiqi, but it is still unknown whether the other party will help or not!]

[Yanfei: Second, the statements of Miss Alice and His Excellency Fengshen are purely conjecture and cannot form a valid chain of evidence!]

[Yanfei: Third, this incident did not happen! You cannot judge Mr. Zhongli in the future. 】

[Yanfei: Fourth, if you want to form a trial, the most important thing is the victim of this case, that is, Ms. Hu Tao! But she has not yet spoken. 】

[Yanfei: Hu Tao, are you going to sue Mr. Zhongli?]

[Hu Tao: Hey, it's all a misunderstanding, how can there be any fake accounts! My family is still very good!]

If it were usual, with Hu Tao's quirky personality, he would have to make fun of Zhongli.

But now I have only got a request from the other party, and I can't be satisfied.

So he didn't ridicule anymore, but helped out.

[Yanfei: Well, that's good!]

[Yanfei: Now it is summarized as follows: The evidence that the defense made false accounts against Mr. Zhongli is insufficient, and the victim, Ms. Hu Tao, did not prosecute, so this trial is not enough to be established!]

[Yanfei: Under such unclear circumstances, you have asked for a trial against us! It has caused serious mental harm to our Mr. Zhongli. 】

[Yanfei: In this regard, you must compensate us with sufficient economic compensation!]

[Yanfei: Otherwise, I'm going to sue you! Let you know that the chat group is not a place outside the law!]

Seeing this, the expressions of the few people who spoke before became slightly embarrassed.

Boy!

They're just having fun.

Result Morax you come really?

thereupon

[Alice has withdrawn a message!]

[Wendy retracted a message!]

[Shadow withdrew a message!]

[The Dragon King of Ruota has withdrawn a message!]

Seeing this, Funina was dumbfounded.

What's going on?

All withdrawn?

So will she, the god of justice, withdraw or not?

Thinking of that "outlaw maniac", she finally withdrew with a weak heart.

Last time, I was in a posture of sending her in.

If we continue this time, we may not be able to achieve it!

So far, Fufu's two judgments on the gods have failed!

But it also gave her a wake-up call.

If you want to judge the gods in the future, you must pull this Yanfei lawyer to your side!

...

On the other side,

Seeing such an ending, the other people in the chat group shouted 666!

Awesome!

Last time, I helped the wind god tongue fight the gods, and successfully defended the other party!

I even almost sent the god of water in!

This time, I helped the rock god to overwhelm the gods and demon gods!

Successfully defended again!

These people who were "forced" withdrew the news overnight.

Strong!

It's too strong!

He is worthy of being an "extralegal fanatic"!

Under the two classic "battles", Yanfei also succeeded Cyno and Xiangling,

Once again, it left a deep impression on everyone in the chat group.

And this one is different from the other two, he has a very practical ability!

Maybe I'll have a chance to use it in the future!

...

Hall of the Dead.

"Old man, it's amazing~"

"I didn't expect you to come to such a trick~"

Wendy winked at Zhongli.

"Each other~"

Zhongli smiled slightly.

No way~

Who makes Liyue so talented~?

...

[Zhongli: Yanfei, thank you!]

[Yanfei: The emperor is angry (okay, good)! It is Yanfei's honor to contribute to the emperor!]

[Zhongli: Public is public, private is private! Well, just put it in the Hall of the Dead, and you can pick it up directly later. 】

[Yanfei: Huh?]

【Walnut: ......】

[Hu Tao: Is it too late for the hall master to regret it now?]

When the others saw this, they couldn't laugh too.

Master Hu won't sue you, and you will put the bill in the Hall of the Dead after you change hands!

It's you~

[Zhongli: Ahem, then send it to the Northland Bank!]

[Hu Tao: Yes, this is okay! Hehe, do you hear me?

[Yanfei: No problem! I'll ask for it later!]

[Yingmei: Tsk, this new wallet is easy to use!(Bad laugh.jpg)]

[Yae Miko: Even if the sky falls, Tartaglia must pay~ (Bad laugh.jpg)]

[Alice: Not only that, everyone's consumption today is paid by me Tartaglia, and they all give me a high spirit~]

[Wendy: Oh oh~]

【Tartaglia: ???】

[Rich: ???]

I really thank you~

[Tartaglia: No, Mr. Zhongli, I invited you to dinner, and asked you to give me gifts, we are all friends, you treat me like this? (depressed .jpg)]

[Nilou: "Please give me a gift"......?

[Xingqiu: Wait!I remember that the gift was "Panlong Carved Phoenix Chopsticks", right......?

[Barbara: Ah, is there any word for this gift?" (curious.jpg)

[Yun Jin: Ahem, in Liyue's culture, dragon and phoenix chopsticks are a wedding item. It means that the beads are perfect, they are in pairs, and they are born early......]

【Barbara: Hiss~】

【Kamisato Ayaka: Hiss~】

[Nilou: Hiss~]

[Navia: Hiss~]

【......】

Hearing Yun Jin's explanation, the people in the chat group gasped.

Obedient~

Does this "coiled dragon carved phoenix chopsticks" still have such a meaning?

In that case, why did the rock god give it to Tartaglia Gong, who had only known him for a short time?

This... Something is wrong, isn't it?

Don't.......