Genshin Impact: Comments on the opening of Yingmei, I broke my defense

Looking at Wendy and Zhongli's mutual praise in the light curtain, the people in the chat group looked strange.

Boy!

That's it!

After all, everyone also saw each other's various improper operations yesterday.

But the rock god?

I didn't expect you to be such a rock god in private!

The people of Teyvat are really insightful!

【Extraordinary Chat Group】

[Yingmei: Good girl, is this a dinner between the gods?

[Paimon: Hahaha, first he pretended not to know each other in a serious way, and then he started all kinds of business blowing on each other!

[Alice: "New Friends"! (Dog's Head, Emoji)]

[Yae Miko: "Some Ears"! (Dog's Head, Expression)]

[Shadow: "6000-year-old young man"! (dog head, emoji)]

[Dvalin: "Elegant and easy-going", "Artist", "Sorry"!

[Funingna: Tsk, the master has a trick~]

[Nahida: Is this the acting of the gods? (Sighing .jpg)]

...

Hall of the Dead.

"New friends!"

"Polite young man!"

"Urbane and easy-going artist!"

"Tsk, this business blows each other, this acting, it's okay!"

"If it weren't for the fact that the master of the hall knew your identity now, it would really be like being deceived by you in the light curtain!"

Hu Tao looked at the two people in the lobby at this time, and his eyes quipped.

"Hey~"

Wendy was very calm, smiling and reaching out to make a "V".

Zhongli, on the other hand, had a slightly subtle expression.

It would be nice if there were only a few people in the light curtain who knew his identity.

But now......

Everyone knew who he was.

Then his every move looks weird.

Seeing that the hall master's gaze fell on him, Zhongli hurriedly coughed lightly twice.

"Ahem, the hall master's wine tastes really good!"

"Barbatos, Dvalin, come for a drink!" At this moment, he was extremely glad that this old friend had come.

Otherwise, under this unserious comment, he really didn't know how to deal with the hall master.

"Okay, old man!"

"Come!"

After saying that, the two gods and one dragon touched each other, and began to drink to themselves.

Seeing this, Hu Tao rolled her eyes cutely.

...

In the light curtain, the picture continues.

After the business blows each other, Wendy starts to hurt people again.

First, he deprecated his own poetry of Mondstadt.

That's it!

The level of creativity is limited.

Then he lost a hearsay poem, which was actually written by Zhongli.

"The old house is renewed, welcoming the spring breeze and blowing the old memories. "

"Hmm... The meaning is indeed expressed, but the wording is too common to be very literal. "

As she said this, Wendy glanced at Zhongli with a smile on her lips.

But this is a high-end game after all!

Hu Tao didn't understand the Tao in it, but only became interested in poetry.

Then he gave his own alley pie limerick poem.

"An old melon on the vine, but it blooms on the top!"

Wendy's eyes lit up.

The two touted each other on the spot and became confidants.

Seeing this scene, Zhongli and Xiao sighed one after another.

Side

Xiangling, one of the three new ones, stared at her cute eyes after watching all this.

She always felt something weird.

So he asked Xingqiu on the side in a low voice.

"Xingqiu, can you borrow me a few books to read when you go back?"

"Pick a few books that you think are good for writing. "

"I don't know if my literary level is not up to standard, but I always feel that I can't hear the good or bad in these people's words. "

Chongyun said in an embarrassed tone after hearing it.

"I think... Probably not your problem. "

Xingqiu said with a smile when he heard this.

"Yes, not our problem. "

...

Seeing this scene, Xiangling, Xingqiu, and Chongyun also smiled bitterly.

Truly!

What's their problem?

It's clearly a high-end bureau between the two bigwigs that blow each other and hurt people!

Didn't you see that even Xiao Shangxian was silent?

But they can know, because they now know the true identity of this person.

Otherwise, I'm afraid I will be as confused as myself in the light curtain.

...

In the light curtain, the picture continues.

After another small talk, it came to the climax of this dinner.

"The celebration is going well at the moment, and it's a great thing to celebrate with old and new friends. "

"It's great to be here at the beginning of the new year!"

"In this situation, please allow me to replace wine with tea and toast everyone!"

After saying some leading closing words, Zhongli stood up with his teacup.

Xiao saw that everyone here was numb.

But he didn't know what to do, so he quickly looked at the traveler.

Seeing that Yingmei shook her head, he didn't move.

At this time, Wendy, a fun person, also smiled and agreed.

"Mr. Zhongli said it well! "

"I'm a little embarrassed when I say that. "

"I broke into the party as an uninvited guest, and I didn't cause too much trouble for everyone, did I?"

As he spoke, he stood up and picked up his teacup.

"In Mondstadt, we all drink at times like these. "

"But since Mr. Zhongli insists on drinking tea, then I will also follow the local customs and use tea to toast everyone. "

"Hey, thank you for your hospitality~"

Seeing this scene, Yingmei and a few other little Mengxin were fine.

But Paimon and Xiao's expressions both tense.

......

Seeing this scene, someone in the chat group looked bitter.

Someone burst out laughing.

【Super God Chat Group】

[Alice: Good guys! This dinner is amazing! The two gods of wind and rock are toasted! The guests at the scene are very good!(Bad laugh.jpg)]

[Yingmei: Hahaha, it is estimated that there are few people in Teyvat who have such treatment, right?]

[Paimon: Xingqiu Xiangling Chongyun Hu Taoxiao, come and come, come out and speak~]

[Charlotte: Ahem, the wind god and the rock god toast together, this is rare in the world.jpg!

[Charlotte: By the way, there are also Travelers and Paimon~]

[Yingmei: I? Hmph! The lord in the light curtain helped their country solve the trouble, isn't it normal to toast me with a glass of wine~ (dog head.expression)]

[Paimon: And we're good friends with the singer and Zhongli!, don't worry so much!]

[Hu Tao: Is that to the master of the hall? This is more normal~]

[Hu Tao: First of all, the head of the parish is the host, and secondly, well, one is my subordinate, and the other is still living in my house!]

[Hu Tao: So shouldn't you also be the main wine of the main hall?" (dog head, expression)]

Seeing this speech, the others were stunned.

Hey?

It seems to be true!

Needless to say, Traveler Yingmei and Paimon!

In Teyvat, he resembles a protagonist!

It has helped countries solve a lot of troubles!

From this point of view, there's nothing wrong with being toasted by the gods!

Not to mention, they were already good friends with the gods!

As for the walnut......

In the light curtain is her treat!

In reality, the two of them are eating her and drinking her!

Come to think of it, well, there's nothing wrong with that!

But with such a special existence, the whole Teyvat is her own!

It's not easy for an ordinary person to meet a god and say a word.

How can there be such a situation as Walnut?

After the three of them finished their opinions,

Others turned their attention to the remaining ones.

Xiangling, Xingqiu, and Chongyun also felt it.

I couldn't help but smile bitterly again.

What else can you think?

Seeing ordinary elders toast them, they all felt embarrassed.

I feel like I'm not doing something wrong with etiquette.

But now this is not an ordinary generation!

It's a super plus!

So what's so embarrassing!

It's all panic!

I don't know about myself in the light curtain, otherwise I wouldn't even dare to go to the dinner table!

Not to mention being toasted!

This is going to be a long life!

After all, they're not special beings like Traveler, Paimon, or Hu Tao.

This is not something that they can mix at this level......

[Xiangling: Eh, that, ......]

【Chongyun: Forehead ......】

[Xingqiu: Your Excellency the Emperor and the Wind God, I can't help it! We should give you a toast! This is really a loss of our life!(.jpg wry smile)]

[Xiangling: Ah yes, that's right!

[Chongyun: Yes, Xingqiu is right! Xiangling is right!]

Seeing the nervous and frightened speeches of these three people, everyone in the chat group couldn't laugh.

Look at the two big guys scared the child.

[Alice: Xiangling, Xingqiu, and Chongyun in the light curtain are three little budding and honest people. 】

[Alice: As the saying goes, those who don't know are not guilty!

[Alice: But the last one~hehehe~ (Bad laugh.jpg)] (Read violent novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

Hearing this, the three honest children immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

Grateful to this Lady Alice.

Although he is a fun person, he is a good person~

However, this good guy is relative

For Xiao at this time, this is simply "asking for life"!

His scalp tingles when he thinks about that scene.

For a moment, he fell silent.

The people in the chat group were not surprised to see this, so they started chatting one after another.

[Yingmei: Tsk, one is a respected boss, and the other is a life-saving benefactor! These two toast themselves together, think about people are numb~]

[Paimon: The most important thing is that he knows the identity of the singer and Zhongli, but he can't expose the two of them, it's always difficult~]

[Nahida: It's not appropriate to pick it up, it's not suitable if you don't pick it up, it's a dilemma!]

[Yae Miko: I finally know how the Chasm came about! It turned out to be embarrassingly dug up by the Great Sage~ (Bad laugh.jpg)]

[Alice: Xiao: I can't help it, I can't help it~ (dog head, expression)]

[Funingna: After the banquet, Xiao: The emperor was not suitable at the dinner table before, now I'll kowtow a few to you!]

[Hu Tao: Sure enough, the Great Sage is the biggest injustice~]

【Xiao:......】

......

Liyue, Ozo Mountain.

"Hey, the Great Sage is too miserable~"

Liuyun borrowed the wind Zhenjun to look at the picture in the light curtain and the speeches in the chat group, with a sympathetic expression.

On the side, Shenhe also nodded lightly.

Apparently agreed.

Although she doesn't know much about human etiquette.........

But the most basic way of respecting teachers is still understood.

It is obviously inappropriate for elders like Fengshen and Emperor Jun to stand up and toast from their masters.

The Great Sage of Demon Suppression is also too miserable~

At this time, she seemed to think of something, and looked at her master curiously.

"Master, you have always been good at chatting. "

"What would you do if you were in the position of the Great Sage?"

Liuyun borrowed the wind Zhenjun: "......"

What could she do?

This meeting is not something that can be solved by chatting at all!

How did this kid ask such an awkward question?

No chatting at all.

Thinking of this, she turned her head to Shenhe and said kindly.

"Shenhe, your ability to chat is not enough. "

"Wait for this immortal to come and teach you well. "

Shenhe: "......"

......

In the light curtain, the picture continues.

In the face of this embarrassing scene, in the end, the master came out!

The traveler directly invited Xiao out to speak.

At this point, this weird atmosphere came to an end.

After a brief small talk, the rest of the meal became normal.

Everyone chatted while eating, and the atmosphere was unusually harmonious.

After the final incense, the dinner also came to an end.

At this point, the video ends.

...

This time the video is a bit long.

It's similar to the last time Paimon vs. Dvalin.

But everyone still watched it with relish.

After all, it's about the gods!

Not to mention, there's tons of fun inside!

Business blows each other!

Big guys lose each other!

The Great Sage trembled!

Think about it!

【Extraordinary Chat Group】

[Yingmei: Oh, after watching it, I really can't get enough!When the video is uploaded later, I must watch it a few more times!]

Paimon: It's the same! It's just a dinner, but I didn't expect so many interesting things to happen. 】

[Ningguang: If they were all ordinary people, then this would just be a normal Liyue dinner. But the problem is that people are not the same. 】

[Alice: That's right! Hehe, I've already summed it up.] 】

[Alice: Although there are nine people, this dinner is divided into several situations. 】

[Alice: First of all, there is the high-end bureau! The members are Zhongli, Wendy, Xiao, and Traveler. These people know it in their hearts, but they have a "yin and yang" voice!]

[Alice: And then there's the mid-range game! The member is Hu Tao!, who seems to know everything, and is bent on breaking into the high-end game, but the information is limited. 】

[Alice: Finally, there is the low-end game! The members are Xiangling, Xingqiu, and Chongyun. Their reaction was: "It's so awesome, I don't understand! I'm going home to study!]

Seeing these summary speeches, the people in the chat group compared them in their minds.

I couldn't help but nod secretly.

Indeed it is!

So, where is this still a meal?

It's clearly a gorgeous acting!

thereinto

Zhongli: I have to act!

Venti: I'll play with you!

Xiao: The emperor and the wind god are playing, and I have to accompany them! I can't expose each other yet! It's also the biggest injustice!

Traveler: I'll see you act!

Paimon: You guys can act!

Xiangling, Xingqiu, Chongyun: We are three little budding new, honest people, and audiences who don't understand anything.

Hu Tao: This dinner, oh no, this scene is the main hall master to save 2.5, the main hall master is too powerful!

Wonderful!

It's so exciting~

No wonder the light curtain says that these two have good acting skills!

Funina clapped her hands after reading it!

I wonder if I will find an opportunity to invite these two people to Fontaine to perform in the future~

At this point, Paimon suddenly felt that something was wrong.

Wait a minute!

Isn't it nine?

How is it only eight?

What about her?

Isn't she human?

Paimon: Wait! What about me? What game am I in?]

[Yingmei: You're doing a meal!(Dog's head.emoji)]

[Alice: That's right!(Dog's head.emote)]

[Paimon: ......]

......

Villa.

When the video was playing, Luo Chen was also watching the whole process.

After reading it, I was also emotional.

"Worthy of the only two first gods!"

"This acting is amazing~"

After appreciating, he took another look at the conspicuous barrage in the live broadcast room.

After a while, he spoke softly.

"The video is over, and I think you all have a certain understanding of Morax and Barbatos' acting skills. "

"Now, let's continue to make serious comments. "

"Serious Comment 3 - Morax's Retirement!"

"Yesterday, in Barbatos' unscrupulous comments, we talked about this man's life of fishing. "

"Well, it's exciting~"

"So today, let's review Morax's retirement again. "

"I have prepared three points for this. "

"I think everyone must be very interested~"

"So now it's official!"

"First of all, there is no Mora!"

...

Hearing this, everyone in the chat group was shocked!

What the?

Morax really doesn't have Mora?

Just kidding, right?

Isn't Mora derived from Morax?

If that's the case, then what's the difference between that and the God of Wisdom not having wisdom?