Genshin Impact: Comments on the opening of Yingmei, I broke my defense

Seeing the speech of the Dragon King in the chat group, everyone was stunned.

Didn't this dragon still look irritable and provocative just now?

Why are you so polite now?

At this time, the immortals seemed to have thought of something, and hurriedly said.

[Liuyun Borrowing Wind True Monarch: Ruotuo Dragon King, have you recovered?]

[Cutting the Moon and Zhuyang Zhenjun: Ruotuo Dragon King, are you okay?]

[Lishui Dieshan Zhenjun: If that's the case, it would be great!]

【......】

Zhongli was also delighted.

He was indescribably happy to see his old friends greet him like this.

But he's Morax, the rock god, after all!

Clearly aware of the horrors of wear and tear.

So it quickly calmed down.

[Zhongli: Ruotuo, have you temporarily regained your senses?]

[Ruotuo Dragon King: Yes! When I saw the comments and videos of the light curtain, I was quite touched. 】

[Rata Dragon King: Vaguely, it seems that I really feel that I have really experienced everything with you. 】

[Ruota Dragon King: It's a pity that I still can't remember it because of wear and tear. 】

Seeing this, Zhongli Secret Dao was indeed like this.

When he sealed the other party, it was after a fight,

Then it briefly sobered up on its own from the wear.

Then I was willing to be sealed!

Now, it was briefly regained by the video of the curtain.

I just don't know how long Ruotuo can last in this state......

The other immortals also thought of this at this time.

I couldn't help but sigh in my heart.

It's what they think so well.

But I wasn't disappointed.

It's enough to see old friends come to their senses for a short time!

[Zhongli: After thousands of years of farewell, it is already the greatest luck to see an old friend again!(Emotional .jpg)]

[Ruota Dragon King: Me too!, but this sanity is estimated to not last long. 】

[Ruota Dragon King: Through the light curtain, you now also know that the seal will be loosened later. When the time comes, just come and seal me!]

[Liuyun Borrowing Wind True Monarch: Ruotuo Dragon King, don't be discouraged, there is a light curtain, everything is possible!]

[Cutting Moon Zhuyang Zhenjun: Yes! I believe that this time will not be the parting between you and the emperor, but a new reunion!]

[Lishui Stacked Mountain Zhenjun: When the time comes, we must get together!]

[Ningguang: Liyue was so disrespectful to the Dragon King of Ruota in the past, it's Liyue's fault!]

[Ningguang: We will do our best to make up for you. 】

[Keqing: If you have the chance, you can also come and see Liyue now!, we haven't let you down!]

[Ruotuo Dragon King: Definitely, definitely!]

Ruotuo Dragon King looked at the speeches in the chat group, and a smile appeared on his face.

Although it did not have these people in its memory, it had an inexplicable sense of familiarity.

Maybe... This is the bond of thousands of years in the past!

Even if there is a wear and tear imposed by the Heavenly Principle, it cannot be completely erased!

As for the future......

It's not clear, and it doesn't give much hope.

It's worth it to meet these strange and familiar old friends this time!

...

Villa.

After Luo Chen relieved everyone, he spoke again.

"Okay, that's the end of the story of the Dragon King. "

At this point, the serious comments of the gods and their dependents came to an end. "

"Next, it's our unscrupulous review!"

......

Hearing this, everyone was happy!

Serious things are interesting, but not serious reviews are just as fun!

Even because of the different identities of the people being reviewed, sometimes the latter is more interesting!

Like Navillette the day before yesterday!

For example, yesterday's wind god Barbatos!

For example, today's rock god Morax!

I've waited so long, but it's here!

...

Hall of the Dead.

"Hahaha, it's finally time for a serious review!"

"How is it, Keqing, how do you feel now?"

"Nervous?"

"Are you afraid?"

After the words in the light curtain fell, Hu Tao ran in front of Zhongli with a grin.

This guy has a serious face every day.

Now I can finally have some fun with each other~

Hearing this, before Zhongli could speak, Wendy pretended to be displeased.

"Eh~"

"What the hall master said is not right!"

"Who is the old man?"

"O Valkyrie of Teyvat!"

"Kill the demon god without blinking!"

"How can you be afraid of the inappropriate comments in the light curtain?"

"Old man, you said yes, right?"

After saying this, he patted Hun and continued to talk with a serious face.

"In addition, don't worry, old man!"

"Be your best friend!"

"No matter what indecent comments appear in the light curtain, I won't laugh!"

"I'm a professional after all!"

Well, unless I really can't help it~

Hey, then you can't blame him~

Zhongli: "......"

What did you say?

What else did he say?

But isn't it a serious review......

I was just thinking about getting rewarded before, and I basically didn't care much about improper comments.

But now it's really his turn.

Thinking of all kinds of strange and indecent comments in the light curtain in the past, I looked at the hall master and Wendy who were eagerly waiting for fun in front of me,

Zhongli's mood suddenly became a little delicate.

"I... There shouldn't be anything out of the ordinary, right?"

But thinking of the various weird angles of the light curtain, he suddenly had a hint of foreboding.

......

【Extraordinary Chat Group】

[Yingmei: Okay yes~ It's finally time for a serious review once a day ~ (happy .jpg)]

[Paimon: Okay~ You can eat melons and watch the show again~ (happy .jpg)]

[Ruotuo Dragon King: Improper comments? I've heard Liuyun mention it before, but what is it exactly?]

[Ruotuo Dragon King: Also, what is the villain behind your speech?]

[Wendy: Hey, this villain is called an emoji!]

[Wendy: such as (smile, expression), (dog head, expression), (melon eating, expression), (shocked.jpg) ......]

[Wendy: And Sister Soybean's (tears, expressions)]

[Navia: ......]

[Ruotuo Dragon King: I see!(Eating melons.emote)]

[Ruotuo Dragon King: What about the serious comments? (eating melons, expressions)]

[Nahida: This is the light curtain to comment on the reviewer from various strange angles. 】

[Nahida: Because it's not a serious item, there will be all kinds of extremely outrageous situations!]

[Nahida: As for the truth or falsehood, it depends on the wisdom of the people~]

[Dvalin: It's hard to say anything else, but Barbatos's must be true!

[Wendy: Slander, slander! I'm such a serious person!]

[Paimon: Singer, admit it honestly~ Who in this group still doesn't know your details? (Booth .jpg)]

At this time, the Dragon King of Ruotuo probably understood.

[Ruota Dragon King: I see!Today is a review of me and Morax, and I don't know if there will be any serious comments?]

[Alice: Hehe, your words, just refer to your kind!Dvalina Villette]

[Dvalin: ......]

[Dvalin: I think it's better to talk about Morax?]

[Navillette: Agree!]

[Zhongli: ???]

[Wendy: Hey, old man~ But he's such a serious person, it's hard to imagine what is not serious!]

[Hu Tao: Didn't someone say the contrast before~ The more the surface is inclined to a certain aspect, the more the mainland is inclined to the other extreme!]

[Yingmei: It makes sense!]

[Lisa: For example, Jean and Barbara, on the surface, are royal sisters and gentle and lovely prayer priests!, but in fact, they are girls who want to fall in love, and I am a sister in society!" (snickering .jpg)]

【Piano:......】

[Barbara: ......]

[Ganyu: There is also Lord Keqing! On the surface, he is a serious working Yu Hengxing, but in the mainland, he is a master of beef offal! (snickering.jpg)]

[Keqing: ......]

[Yae Miko: There is also Xiao Ayaka~ Obviously she is a big lady, but in fact, it is true that Kamisato Turtle and Sick Jiao~ (snickering .jpg)]

[Kamisato Ayaka: Miyaji-sama!(Covering his face.jpg)]

[Ruoda Dragon King: Understood! That is to say, Morax is an extremely serious person on the surface, and the more unorthodox and outrageous it will be in the mainland.jpg!

[Hu Tao: Hahaha, I really want to see Zhongli's indecent scene! It must be very interesting!]

[Wendy: Looking forward to it~]

[Shadow: Looking forward to~]

【Nahida: Looking forward to~】

[Funina: Looking forward to it~]

【......】

Seeing this, Liyue's and other immortals panicked. (If you read a violent novel, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

No way?

The emperor's indecent comments can't really be that unserious, right?

In normal times, they will still look confident.

But after watching so many unserious comments on the light curtain, I have lost confidence.

I just hope it's not too outrageous.

As for Zhongli himself......

At this time, the ominous thoughts in my heart are getting deeper and deeper!

......

Villa.

Luo Chen saw the conspicuous barrage in the live broadcast room, and the corners of his mouth raised slightly.

Contrast?

Truly!

In terms of this alone, the old man can be called the best in the entire Teyvat continent!

No one is out on the right!

"The serious comment just now is too heavy, so let this unserious comment ease the atmosphere~"

"I hope you all have a good time~"

Luo Chen's heart began to look forward to it.

After coughing lightly twice, he spoke.

"Serious reviews have officially begun. "

"Let's start with Zhongli. "

"The first item of the indecent review - afraid of seafood!"

"Every god has a strange "weakness"!"

"For example, Barbatos is afraid of cats!"

"Morax, on the other hand, is afraid of seafood!"

"The seafood here refers to sea creatures with soft skins and scales that survive even when their bodies are cut off, and spit out slimy, wet liquids!"

"As for the origin of this weakness, it actually also stems from the Demon God War. "

"There was a kind of monster like this that was parasitic on human society back then. "

"In addition to all of the above disgusting properties, it's still small!"

"So it's all over the world. "

"For example, tables, chairs, benches, doors, windows, teacups, books, and so on!"

"As soon as you reach out, you may touch something cold and wet. "

"Not only that, but these monsters will even climb up your hand slowly. "

"Faced with such a disgusting thing, Morax couldn't just smash it with absolute force. "

"You can only catch it with your own hands!"

After a long ordeal, he breathed a sigh of relief. "

"Since then, I have avoided these things!"

......

Hall of the Dead.

"Huh-"

"That's disgusting, isn't it?"

After Hu Tao listened, he hugged Hun with both hands and involuntarily rubbed it on his body.

The little face was furrowed, full of disgust.

Even though she is not afraid of heaven and earth, she is also a girl in the end.

Just thinking about these slimy and soft things made her shiver uncontrollably.

Wendy and Dvalin also looked similar.

It's not that I'm afraid.

After all, the strength of this monster is just like that.

But I can't stand the nausea!

At the thought of this, Wendy lost even the interest in drinking.

"Old man, you were also tortured back then!"

Wendy sighed.

Replace it with him......

Oh, my God!

It's better to let him drink less for a few days!

Zhongli shook his head lightly when he heard this.

"Prayed by the people of Liyue. "

"Yes, naturally I have to do it!"

Although it is easy to say.

But when he thought about those things now, he was still a little uncomfortable.

It's true that there are some ptsd ~

......

Somewhere in the Abyss base.

"I see!"

"One move was bitten by a snake, and I was afraid of the well rope for ten years!"

Sora listened to the words in the light curtain and suddenly realized.

But this is a very important piece of information for them!

It's the same as the cat for the god of wind,

It's a powerful thing that can weaken Morax on the battlefield!

Thinking of this, Sora stood up and spoke to his men under the throne.

"Did you hear that?"

"This seafood monster with soft skin and scales, severed limbs, and spitting out slimy, wet liquid!"

"It's the memesis of the rock god!"

"I'll find it all later!"

"Do you hear that?"

Hearing this, the members of the Abyss Sect looked at me, and I looked at you, and they were a little reluctant.

They're not human now, but they're disgusting!

It's uncomfortable just to think about it.

But His Highness is right!

This is the nemesis of the rock god!

The rock god is already strong!

If they don't want to find a way to deal with him.

What if we meet on the battlefield in the future?

In order to save your life as much as possible!

In order to be able to accomplish the great cause of His Highness!

For Kanria!

It's only a fight!

So they all responded.

"Yes, Your Highness the Prince!"

"Hmm!"

Seeing this, Sora nodded with satisfaction, then stretched out his hands and began to fight the chicken blood.

"I know you're all disgusting!"

"But think about that picture!"

"In the future, if we fight against the wind god and the rock god, we will use the cat with our left hand to force back the former, and use the monster with our right hand to contain the rock god!"

"You can deal directly with the two gods at once!"

"In the entire Teyvat continent, who else is me?"

Hearing this, the members of the Abyss Sect also became short of breath.

Thinking about it, bursts of hoarse laughter gradually rose in the base (money is good).

"桀桀桀桀~"

......

【Extraordinary Chat Group】

[Yingmei: Mom, don't say that Zhongli is afraid of this thing, I am also afraid! (I'm afraid .jpg)]

[Paimon: yes, that sounds disgusting!(I'm scared .jpg)]

[Keqing: I feel uncomfortable just thinking about it, and I don't know how the emperor survived back then! (I'm afraid .jpg)]

[Kamisato Ayaka: yes, it's not the usual monster with an obvious goal, but it's hidden in a corner. Not only does it take a lot of effort, but it's also hard to find. 】

[Nilou: Isn't it the most disgusting thing that you just accidentally touch that slimy thing, and then the monster still climbs up your hand?]

[Navia: Don't say it, don't say it!I'm going to get goosebumps when I hear it (I'm scared .jpg)]

[Alice: This monster is enough to be proud of to make Morax spend so much!(Emotional .jpg)]

[Xiangling: Huh?]

[Xiangling: Is it so scary?(Doubt.jpg)]

[Xiangling: I still want to try to make food with this monster! I don't know if it's delicious?]

Seeing this statement, the people in the chat group fell silent.

Boy!

Seeing this slimy and disgusting monster, your first reaction is not to be afraid,

Instead thinking about eating?

Thinking of this, many people couldn't help but swallow their saliva subconsciously.

It is worthy of the woman who went out and picked up the god of the stove!

Terrifying~

Is there anything else in the world that she doesn't dare to eat?

Since then, in addition to Cyno, a master of cold jokes, another character has left a deep impression on everyone in the chat group!

......

Villa.

Luo Chen smiled at this time and spoke again.

"With Morax's weaknesses out of the way, let's go on to make a serious comment. "

"The second item of indecent comments - acting!"

"In the Seven Rulers of the World, except for the ignorant child of the shadow and the little grass god, uncle"

"All of them are masters of acting!"

"Next, let's take a look at the wonderful performances of Morax and Barbatos~".