Genshin Impact: Comments on the opening of Yingmei, I broke my defense

【Extraordinary Chat Group】

[Yingmei: Good news - our protagonist Dvalin is finally out!]

[Alice: Hey, bad news - Dvalin is the villain who has come to attack Inazuma Castle!]

[Paimon: Wow, it turns out that you were the last to attack Inazuma Castle!Dvalin, you were embarrassed to say me before!" (hands on his hips.jpg)

[Venti: That's right, that's right, I've seen that something is wrong with you, and it doesn't look like you're doing business!(A serious .jpg)]

[Wendy: I declare that this matter has nothing to do with me, please don't involve me on Inazuma's side!" (a serious .jpg)]

[Dvalin: ......]

The rest of the chat group was also speechless.

Although they were also shocked by Dvalin's appearance, they were even more shocked by the style of this wind ~ god.

First it was guessed that Dvalin was the dragon who attacked Inazuma Castle.

Then he found out that it was not, and immediately said that he believed that Dvalin was a serious dragon.

Now that the truth is revealed, he has changed his words and said that something is wrong with this dragon.

And even began to "draw a line"!

Is it really jumping sideways repeatedly?

Dvalin, as your dependent, is really hard to describe~

...

Mondstadt, a place high in the sky.

Dvalin was directly dumbfounded at this point.

At first, it thought about unilaterally beating Paimon Jr.

Later, it was found that it was evenly matched.

And now, the roles are directly reversed, and he has become a villain?

Has it become a villain with the Four Winds of Mondstadt?

That's too improper, isn't it?

At this time, seeing that Wendy was still making fun of it, it was suddenly unhappy.

But it can't be helped.

Who let it laugh at each other first?

"Hey, it's understandable to attack Mondstadt, why did you go to Inazuma?"

"It can't be because of the food, right?"

Dvalin couldn't help but sigh.

......

in the light curtain.

After observing the dragon in the sky, Inazuma opened fire directly.

Rumble~

Rumble~

Rumble~

This time it worked.

After a series of bombardments, Dvalin was knocked out of the air.

Dvalin was furious.

Roar~

With a loud roar, he directly killed the cannon on the ground.

But this time, Shadow has a way to deal with it.

She directly dispatched the "Raiden Shogun's First Machine".

The "Raiden Shogun's First Machine" is a robot doll about the size of Dvalin.

Carrying a weapon behind his back, he is majestic.

It looks like it's a good fight.

However, because there is no driver......

Plans failed!

......

Akademiya.

The Great Sage Azar had been rescued by this time.

As soon as he woke up, he was ready to recruit people.

He can't scold those people in the ordinary chat group alone, doesn't he know how to find someone?

However, after seeing the huge "Raiden Shogun's First Machine" in the light curtain, his eyes lit up.

"It seems to be somewhat similar to our plan. "

"Yes, Great Sage. "

"And we're also short of drivers. "

"Plus, there's the Heart of God. "

On the side, a member of the Akademiya replied.

The Great Sage nodded slightly.

The Grass God's Heart has been used to keep the Void running, and it definitely can't be used.

So we can only find a way from the outside world.

And the same goes for drivers!

It is very difficult for ordinary people to control this god-making thing!

All this can only be relied on by another ally.

Then he waved his hand.

"Leave it alone, you keep researching. "

"Just leave the rest to that person. "

"Yes, Great Sage!"

......

Inazuma, somewhere Fatui base.

The balladeer looked at the scene in the light curtain, and a flash of interest flashed in his eyes.

"The first machine?"

"It's a bit like something that the doctor and I mentioned earlier~"

"It's a pity I didn't get to see how powerful it is. "

As he spoke, his expression became a little regretful.

If there is really the power of the gods,

It is not impossible to agree to the doctor's cooperation.

But the heart of God is hard......

Thinking of the current situation in Inazuma, the skirmisher's face didn't look good.

......

in the light curtain.

in the video screen.

After the failure of the first plan, Inazuma found other ways to deal with it.

But they all failed!

Seeing that Dvalin is about to "kill the Quartet" in Inazuma,

At this time, Kujou Sara finds Dr. Ying, who is also leisurely fishing.

"Dr. Ying,......"

However, before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Dr. Ying.

"Shh~"

After signaling for the other party to be quiet, she stared at the water, but her tone became more meaningful.

"Sara, you know what?"

"We launched Jade Pavilion three years ago, but we didn't completely wipe out Paimon. "

"She just sank to the bottom of the sea. "

"Now the new monsters seem to be heading towards the food court as well. "

"If this time, we wake up Paimon, then ......"

"Then they might kill each other!"

Hearing this, Kujou Sara instantly understood.

"That's right!"

"So, come on, Paimon!"

"We need your strength!"

Speaking of this, Yingmei got up and held the fishing rod with her hand.

The next second~

Shout~

A giant Paimon emerges from the sea.

......

【Extraordinary Chat Group】

[Hu Tao: Sandpiper and clam fight, fisherman profits! Yes, executioner!]

[Paimon: It's broken, it's been calculated by the yellow-haired fool!(Damn.jpg)]

[Dvalin: Oh no, he's been calculated by a yellow-haired fool!(Damn.jpg)]

[Yingmei: How can it be called calculation? Without me, you would still sink to the bottom of the sea!]

[Yingmei: It's okay now, not only can it come out, but there is also a chance to decide the strongest monster, and there is a delicious meal waiting for you~]

[Barbara: By the way, why was Paimon fished out?]

[Yingmei: Haha, this is how I fished this little guy when I first met him. 】

[Arataki Itto: I understand, it turns out that this little guy is a fish!]

Paimon: Damn, I'm not a fish! I'm going to give you a nasty nickname! Called ......]

Paimon momentarily froze.

But thinking of the usual leisure moments, this guy posted a photo of a cow in the chat group.

A flash of inspiration flashed in her mind.

[Paimon: I'll tell you to herd the cow!]

[Arataki Itto: What? Herding cattle? I'm so angry with Uncle Ben, I'm going to give you an ugly nickname! Call... Call you Flying Violet Gourd!]

[Paimon: What? Damn, herding cattle!]

[Arataki Itto: Flying Dwarf Violet Melon!]

【......】

For a while, the two groups of people quarreled.

Others were also helpless.

Fortunately, at this time, Wendy hurriedly "rescued".

[Venti: Hey, we'll be arguing later, we'll have to watch Paimon and Dvalin fight~]

[Alice: Hey, I'm here to open, I'm passing by, don't miss it~]

[Arataki Itto: I press 1 Morat Valin to win!]

[Xiangling: Then I'll press 1 Mora Paimon to win!]

[Yae Miko: I will press them both to die together~]

[Funingna: I pressed them to form an alliance, and finally attacked Inazuma together~]

【......】

Dvalin and Paimon watched this scene, speechless.

Thank you so much~

......

In the light curtain, the picture continues.

"Wow~"

Paimon landed handsomely and began to attack Dvalin.

Bump~

I went up and punched twice.

Not to be outdone, Dvalin fought back.

For a while, a dragon and an emergency food stood on the surface of the sea and started a battle.

You fan, I'll circle.

You have a blue mouth cannon light wave.

I spat out a powerful yellow beam.

Thundered~

Thundered~

......

There was a huge roar in the light curtain.

This is the only serious battle video since the light curtain review!

If you ignore the fighters, it's definitely an exciting fight!

But now there's a Dvalin, and there's a giant Paimon.

With the strange painting style and expression, it makes people feel extremely raw!

It's a serious video from the light curtain.

...

Back to business.

After a fierce competition.

Dvalin relies on its strong air superiority.

After seizing the opportunity, Paimon was directly taken into the air.

Then came a landing dive.

Paimon was instantly knocked unconscious.

......

Mondstadt, high in the sky.

While watching the video, Dvalin was scared the whole time.

It's even more tense than the battle with the demon dragon Durin five hundred years ago. (If you read a violent novel, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

No way!

Who made the opponent Paimon~

It was afraid that it would be expelled from the dragon if it was not careful.

It was relieved to see Paimon knocked unconscious by himself in the light curtain.

Then he shouted excitedly at Wendy.

"Look, look!"

"Barbatos, I won!"

However......

I saw Wendy lying down, waving her hand casually while crossing Erlang's legs.

"Dvalin, this might be true~"

"After all, you're the villain this time~"

When Dvalin heard this, he felt a "chuckle" in his heart.

No way?

Thinking of this, it hurriedly looked at the light curtain.

...... []

in the light curtain.

In the footage, after the giant Paimon falls to the ground, a burst of sad music of Tiga begins to play.

Then the narration ensues.

[Paimon loses its light and turns into a stone statue again.] 】

Nearby area,

Kujou Sara and the people were constantly cheering and praying.

"Paimon, come on!"

"Paimon, don't lose!"

Paimon ......

“......"

At this time, Dr. Ying rushed over.

"Paimon, what do you see here?"

As he spoke, he threw a string of three-colored balls in his hand.

Shout~

The three-colored dumplings floating in the air instantly turned into dots of golden light.

Then he poured into the giant Paimon's body.

After that, others also learned in a similar way.

One by one, they threw up all kinds of delicacies.

Suddenly, the sky was enveloped in a sea of gold.

"Huh?"

Dvalin's eyes widened.

Apparently also confused by this scene.

And the giant Paimon recovered again with the influx of golden light.

Even more powerful than the previous ones!

......

【Extraordinary Chat Group】

【Dvalin: ???】

[Dvalin: That's okay? I'm not convinced!]

Not to mention himself in the light curtain, even the dragon in reality feels too outrageous.

Why did Paimon collapse and recover with a meal of food?

Even more impressive!

That is, it didn't know what Blue Star was saying, otherwise it would have to point at the giant Paimon and scold.

Damn, you're hanging?!

Paimon himself thought it was outrageous.

But when Dvalin said that, it was not happy.

[Paimon: It's reasonable for me to use food to replenish my strength as a foodie!, what's not to be convinced? (hands on the hips .jpg)]

[Yingmei: That's it! I can testify to this!]

Dr. Ying in the light screen is gang-blind, so she has to help too!

Anyway, there will be a chance to make fun in the future!

【Dvalin: ???】

[Dvalin: Everyone, everyone, is there such an outrageous operation?]

[Venti: Although Dvalin is my dependent, you know me, I am a serious person who never opens my eyes and tells nonsense. So this ticket station Paimon!(A serious .jpg)]

[Zhongli: In terms of universal rationality, although it is a bit abstract, it is also very reasonable considering that it is not a serious comment. 】

[Shadow: Outrageous? Could it be that you really want to attack my Inazuma?" (drawing a knife.jpg)]

[Nahida: Paimon is a foodie, so it makes sense!]

[Funina: You are a villain, and you still want to judge others when you can't beat it, why did you go earlier? (Spread your hands.jpg)]

[Alice: It's too normal to turn into light~ Why don't you just hang up~ Paimon is already very face-saving without rubbing her hands~]

[Dvalin: You... You ......]

Dvalin felt sad.

Why is everyone on Paimon's side?

Woo woo woo~!

Is it just because it's a villain?

Damn!

Isn't it okay to stay in Mondstadt?

Why can't you think of running to Inazuma......

......

In the light curtain, the picture continues.

After Paimon's resurrection, he began to show his might.

In the face of Dvalin's boulder attack, she directly took the crown above her head.

Then, in the form of an eight-point light wheel, it was quickly thrown over.

Rumble~

The boulder was shattered in an instant.

...

Liyue, Jade Pavilion.

"Hiss~"

"This move is okay!"

Paimon's eyes lit up when he saw this.

Not only handsome, but also a ranged attack!

Well, you can think about it and learn it in the future!

......

In the light curtain, the picture continues.

After splitting the boulder, Paimon took advantage of the victory to chase after him and went straight to fight.

Dvalin is clearly no match for Paimon.

After enduring a wave of atomic breath, he fainted directly to the ground.

There was no movement.

So far, Paimon vs. Dvalin, Paimon has won the final victory!

As a result, Inazuma ushered in peace.

......

Mondstadt, high in the sky.

"I lost ......"

Dvalin looked sad.

After reading so many indecent reviews, it is the most outrageous.

Don't talk about being a villain.

obviously has more strength than the opponent, but was defeated by the outrageous hanging!

"Don't be sad, it's just a failure. "

Wendy said with a smile.

When Dvalin heard this, he felt a warm feeling in his heart.

Well~

Although Barbatos does not do business, although he complains about it.

But I still care about it......

Then the next words made the corners of its mouth twitch.

"Hey, when you fail more, you'll get used to it. "

Dvalin: "......"

Then I really thank you~

......

Jade Pavilion.

"Wow, hahaha, not only did I not get beaten, but I also won!"

"Ying, did you see it?"

"In the end, I defeated Dvalin!"

Paimon flew up to Yingmei and gestured with a smug expression.

"Yes, yes, you're the best!"

"I don't know why the light curtain is so supportive of you this time~"

Yingmei couldn't cry or laugh.

She was wrong this time.

I thought it was Dvalin Hammer Paimon.

But I never expected that there would be a reversal!

Paimon Kaihang defeats Raider Dvalin!

It's really always not serious~

There is a way that the speaker has no intention, but the listener has a heart.

When Paimon heard this, his heart suddenly felt a little weak, and his eyes became uncertain.

The light curtain is so supportive of her......

Could it be that she really liked her prayers?

If so, then is she sacrificing Yingmei or sacrificing Yingmei?

......

Just when everyone thought the video was over, the light curtain continued to flicker.

In the footage, Dvalin is beaten to the ground.

At this point, it pointed in a certain direction with its left hand and spoke in a hoarse voice.

"I... I'm just coming... The ...... to take him back."

Dr. Ying and the others were shocked.

One by one, they looked in the direction of their fingers.

I saw a wooden box at the end of the line of sight.

At this moment, the wooden box was opened, and a bard with a green hat emerged from inside.

"Hey, hug... I'm sorry...... Play... Overplayed......"

Looking at his dizzy appearance, it was obvious that he had drunk too much.

At this point, the video ends.

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