Hogwarts: Please stop brushing points!

On Tuesday morning, the third period for the new Ravenclaw students was History of Magic.

This is undoubtedly one of the most boring classes at Hogwarts.

The History of Magic classroom is located on the second floor of Hogwarts Castle.

In this class, the eaglets were in class with their Gryffindor classmates.

Pine held Qiu Zhang's little hand and walked in front of him as if no one else was there.

Behind him was Marietta, who was still sleep-deprived and yawning frequently.

"Didn't she sleep all afternoon in the infirmary yesterday? Why did she still look like she hadn't had enough sleep?"Pine asked curiously.

Qiu Zhang came to Pine's ear and whispered:

"She and Cedric spent the whole night writing love letters last night, which almost exhausted her owl to death."

"ah? ? ?"

The scientific and technological progress of this wizarding class is too backward.

The strong ones can also use the patron saint to send signals.

The rich ones can buy double-sided mirrors for video calls.

But those with mediocre skills and no money can only play"flying". It greatly reduced the efficiency of love.

This is a business pain point.

Pine seemed to have discovered some incredible money-making scheme!

Suddenly, the administrator Argus Filch appeared in front of Pine eerily.

Pine and Qiu were shocked.

Did this guy make no sound when he walked?

Pine frowned and asked,"Mr. Filch, what's the matter?""

Unexpectedly, Filch, who had a gloomy face and acted like every student owed him 100 Galleons all day, actually asked with some restraint:

"That, Mr. Wilson, that silver cat, is yours?"

Before Pine could answer, he quickly explained:

"I saw it with Mrs. Norris yesterday and wanted to feed it some dried fish, but it didn’t eat anything."

"So... let me ask you, what does it usually like to eat?"

Good guy, I never expected that you, Filch, a sinister administrator with crooked eyebrows, would actually be a senior cat slave.

I haven't even asked you to earn credits yet, but you have set your sights on my cat first.

"Yuumi only eats cat food made by house elves at Hogwarts"

"You know, Mr. Filch, there are too many pranksters in this school."

"Yuumi can't just eat whatever is handed to her."

Pine explained.

He doesn't dislike Filch.

In the final analysis, there are too few entertainment options purely in the wizarding world.

Especially in a closed boarding school like Hogwarts, students can only go back three times a year. Home.

The school pursues a standard happy education. There is no late self-study, and students plagiarize each other's homework.

Except for the two years of exams, the academic pressure is basically like playing house.

The students' grades are a mess.

But if you want to say that it is a true happy education, what about other things? You should prepare more entertainment items.

But there are very few entertainment items in the wizarding class.

They don’t even organize students to watch a movie on weekends to vent their emotions. As a result, these energetic children have nowhere to vent their emotions after dinner.

In addition to night excursions, the energy is also night excursions.

Otherwise, why would you stay in the dormitory without a computer or mobile phone?

That’s right!

You said that there are no entertainment activities in Hogwarts at night.

Let a bunch of adolescent boys stay in the dormitory and do it What?

Hiss~

Pine couldn't help but take a breath.

Merlin's beard!

Dumbledore, the old bee. The top beam is crooked and the bottom beam is crooked.

It turns out that he wants to bring about the wrong atmosphere of Hogwarts.

This is decisive I can't bear it!!!

Thinking of this, Pine couldn't help but feel sorry for Filch.

No wonder Dumbledore chose to let a squib be the administrator.

If an adult wizard saw these naughty children jumping up and down every day, and even messing around, ahem, A scene of male-to-male relations.

Maybe one day he will be so angry that he stabs him with Avada Kedavra.

On the contrary, Filch is a squib, and he can't deal with the magical little wizards no matter how much he goes. The risk of faculty and staff encountering problems has been reduced to a minimum.

Well-intentioned!

Thinking of this, Pine patted the tool man, Squib Filch, on the shoulder distressedly, and said:

"Mr. Filch, do you need help there?"

"Um? Filch was a little confused by the question:"What kind of helper?""

Pine came closer and said:

"The Weasley brothers provoke you every day, should you arrest them?"

"Should! Filch squeaked with hatred,"I wish I could lock up these two brothers and whip them every day!""

"Peeves often makes trouble at school and makes a mess of hygiene. Should he be treated?"

"Should! Filch's face turned even darker,"This Peeves, the principal should have kicked him out of Hogwarts a long time ago!""

"Gryffindor often goes out at night, Hufflepuff sneaks into the kitchen every night to steal food, and Slytherin loves to engage in group activities in the middle of the night. Should these students be arrested?"

"Should!!! Filch said indignantly.

Pine clapped his hands and said:

"That's right, Mr. Filch, I can help you arrest these people. Even though I'm only in the first grade, you should have heard of my name as the God of Dionysus, right?"

"Um."Filch nodded,"You used the floating spell well yesterday."

"So as long as I am your assistant, wouldn't it be easy to catch these people?"

"At that time, you can deduct their credits and put them in confinement every day. Aren't these days happy?"

"I must be happy, I can’t wait to see the faces of these little wizards crying every day!"

An evil smile appeared on Filch's face, as if he saw countless young wizards crying and admitting their mistakes in his office.

He even thought that Pine was a person with the same interests and hobbies as him, and said excitedly:

"Mr. Wilson, you are so right. It turns out that you like punishing these disobedient little wizards just like me."

"I'm going to apply to Professor McGonagall now to let you be my assistant!"

With that said, Filch rushed to find Professor McGonagall.

Pine quickly grabbed him and reminded:

"Don't leave in a hurry. You have to make it clear to Professor McGonagall that I am not working as an assistant for free."

"Do you want a salary? Filch said doubtfully.

"No, I just want the credits!"

Filch was shocked.

Originally, he had planned to use some of his salary privately to ask Pine for help if Professor McGonagall didn't agree.

Unexpectedly, the other party didn't want money, just credits.

Working as an administrator This was the first time in many years that he met such a pure little wizard.

It felt like Pine exuded the light of righteousness!

"OK! I'll ask it for you right now!"

Filch felt that he must not live up to the request of such a pure little wizard, so he said seriously.

Then Pine felt relieved and finally warned:

"Professor McGonagall is a soft-spoken person, so just go to her office and cry. The sadder you cry, the better."

"When she comforts you, you can then propose that my kitten Youmi has a good relationship with Mrs. Loris and has excellent investigative experience. Finally, you can propose that I be your assistant to catch students wandering around at night."

"I don’t want too many credits. I just want to give you 40 or 50 points a month."

"I have no other intention, mainly just to help you."

This sentence moved Filch so much.

He wiped away his tears and went to complain to Professor McGonagall.

Qiu Zhang and Marietta on the side witnessed the whole scene of Pine deceiving Filch.

They were stunned.

Pine How could this be?

How could he help Filch deal with students?

Filch is a standard villain.

Does Pine not intend to be a good person?

Pine: Sorry, I'm just a ruthless scoring machine!

…… ps:

Filch: Whoever doesn’t give you flowers, be careful and I will take you to the office, tie you up, dip you in chili pepper water and whip you a hundred times, a hundred times!