Hogwarts: Please stop brushing points!

Pine was welcomed by everyone and took his seat behind Xiaoying's dining table.

Senior Penello covered her face and sat on his right side.

She now experienced the feeling of being called"social death".

The whole school knows that she is like an old cow eating young grass.

An old senior in the fourth grade stole the first-grade school darling - Dionysus Pine.

I was so shy that I couldn't even raise my head.

But soon, it was Qiu's turn for the sorting ceremony.

Autumn slowly walked to the Sorting Hat and put it on.

This time, Mr. Hat hesitated and held back his desire to die.

Shouting:"Ravenclaw!!"

The eaglets once again cheered earth-shatteringly.

Qiu sat down in the empty seat on Pine's left.

Ravenclaw House is making money tonight!

The most handsome boy and the most beautiful girl among the freshmen this year are both from Yingyuan!

Everyone had an inexplicable feeling of"an eagle taking off".

When the last student, Zoro Snow, was sorted into Hufflepuff.

After all the students were sorted, Professor McGonagall rolled up the parchment, picked up the sorting hat and left.

Before the Sorting Hat left, he pouted proudly at Pine.

Dumbledore stood up. He looked at the students with a smile on his face and stretched out his arms to them.

Nothing seemed to make him happier than seeing the students gathered together.

"Welcome everyone to start the new school year at Hogwarts!

I only have two words to say to you," his rich voice echoed in the auditorium:

"Eat it!"

The empty plates around were suddenly filled with food magically.

It looked really rich, to be honest.

Da Ying's recipe is probably the thinnest recipe in the world.

Two-thirds of it is all kinds of baked potatoes. :

It’s called a baked potato without any ingredients; it’s called a super baked potato by sprinkling some eggs and bacon; it’s called a cheese beef baked potato by sprinkling some beef and cheese; it’s called a cumin baked potato by sprinkling some cumin, butter, and green onion; it’s called a cumin baked potato by sprinkling some light cream, Onions, garlic, and apple cider vinegar are called garlic butter baked potatoes; sprinkle some rosemary, onions, garlic, basil, and butter are called fresh rosemary basil baked potatoes; sprinkle some spinach, eggs, milk, cheese, shrimp, and flour are called milk Flavored spinach, shrimp and baked potatoes;

……

Pine stabbed the Starry Sky pie in front of him with his fork.

Inexplicably, I remembered the names of the dishes mentioned in the cross talk in my previous life: steamed lamb, steamed bear paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, braised pig, braised duck, sauce chicken, bacon...

Qiu carefully bit into it. A mouthful of organ potatoes on a fork.

She was born into a mixed-race wizarding family.

I’m pretty immune to Daying’s food.

Asked in a low voice:

"How do you clear the Sorting Hat?"

Pine replied:

"Come to my dormitory at night and I will tell you slowly"

"……"

Qiu gave him a stern look, turned around, and whispered to the 'informant' Marietta.

Senior Penello was still good at taking care of people, so she gave Pine a piece of steak and reminded:

"Eat quickly. When the principal finishes eating, the school song will be sung."

The food at Hogwarts tastes better than Pine imagined, and the house elves are really good at it!

The most important thing is to eat in large quantities.

It really allows you to support the wall in, and then support the wall out.

After everyone has eaten , , the remaining food on the plate disappeared, replaced by desserts.

Pine took a piece of pudding and listened to the old students telling interesting things.

For example, last year’s Defense Against the Dark Arts professor was said to be Professor McGonagall’s crush when he was young. Her junior brother.

On Valentine's Day last year, when he was about to confess to Professor McGonagall, he actually bought fake confession fireworks in Hogsmeade Village. They were blown directly into the Millennium Fertilizer Pool of Hogwarts. Inside.

He was overcome by the endless stench and fell into a coma.

If Professor McGonagall hadn't discovered it in time, the professor would probably have fallen into a manure pit and drowned. The

Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is still lying in St. Mungo's Hospital.

It is estimated that he will never come out in this life.

Pine couldn't help but mourn for this unknown and respectable professor. He is really capable of seeking death!

He dares to pursue Professor McGonagall, and he also dares to be the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor.

This is too long for him to live. It was too long.

After the banquet, all the signs on the table disappeared.

Professor Dumbledore stood up and announced to everyone:

"I am delighted that the school has a new Professor, Mrs Cynthia Nate will be our new Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor."

Looking at Professor Cynthia's moving face and hot body.

Thunderous applause erupted in the auditorium...and whistles!

The senior students in the audience seemed to have entered estrus.

It seems that everyone's defense against dark arts this school year Don’t worry too much about your grades

"There are a few more things to inform you."

Dumbledore looked at all the students below and said:

"First-year students, please note that the woods on campus are strictly prohibited for students."

"Furthermore, Mr. Filch, the administrator, also asked me to remind everyone not to perform magic in the corridors during recess."

"Finally, the review of Quidditch players will be held in the second week of this semester. Students who are interested in joining the college team please contact Mrs. Huo Qi"

"Why can't we enter the forbidden forest?"

"There is probably danger in the Forbidden Forest."

Penello said as he glanced at the Weasley brothers on the Gryffindor table.

"Those two guys are exceptions, they like to seek death."

At this time, Percy Weasley glared at his brother fiercely. He knew their personalities very well.

"If you dare to go to the Forbidden Forest, I will write to your mother and tell her"

"we will not."The twins quickly assured.

And Pine's eyes lit up.

Looking at the Weasley brothers over there, his eyes were full of"credits"!!!

…… ps: For those who don’t want to experience the thousand-year cesspit of Hogwarts, obediently hand over the monthly flower ticket in your hand~ meow