Genshin Impact: I am an NPC, driving all players on the Internet crazy

"It's worthy of being the master of Hu Hall, and he actually let the master go to the Adventurers' Association to do business, this will be killed, right?"

Xiao Meow Sauce can't laugh anymore, what kind of brain circuit is Hu Tao, how can he go to the Adventurers' Association to pull business?

I'm afraid I'm not being kicked out?

in-game.

"Traveler, should we go to Wang Xuan for help? His eloquence is good, if we go to the Adventurers' Association with Hall Master Hu, we will definitely not be able to convince Sister Lan. "

The idea of asking Wang Xuan for help was proposed by Paimon.

"Hmm. "

The traveler nodded.

"Hahaha, is my brother Xuan omnipotent? "

"Go to Yujingtai and ask Brother Xuan to make a move!"

"Brother Xuan is not omnipotent, but without Brother Xuan, he is absolutely impossible. "

"Adventurers are inherently high-risk professions, and even ordinary industries are taboo to die, let alone adventurers, and it is really not wise for Master Hu to do this. "

"I also think so, I substitute myself, there is a person in the funeral industry, who comes to your company every day to promote his business, what buy one get one free, half price for the second monument, and the security uncle is considered to have quality if he doesn't beat people. "

"Earlier, I substituted for it, and I was really angry, isn't this just a disguised curse that the company can't go on? "

"Well, I can only say that this situation happens in the second dimension, which can be regarded as a characteristic of a certain character, but if it happens in the third dimension, it will be annoying. "

"We're like this in the second dimension. "

The sailors commented sharply on the beginning of Hu Tao's legendary mission, and many of them felt that Hu Tao's approach was really inappropriate, and by the way, they ridiculed Wang Xuan.

Meow-chan manipulates the characters to continue the plot.

Wang Xuan was taken to the Hall of the Dead, his words were the same as the opinion of most sailors, and Hu Tao also said why she wanted to go to the Adventurers' Guild to discuss business, thinking that adventurers are not shy about life and death.

After seeing this, the sailors felt that Hu Tao was still too young and thought about many things too simply.

There was another fierce compliment to Wang Xuan, and the barrage was full of rainbow farts, especially after hearing that Wang Xuan asked Hu Tao to carry out rescue services, he was impressed by his thinking.

The Church of the Dead has many secrets, which can be teleported in most areas of Liyue and used to provide rescue services.

As the

plot continues, when they arrive at Liyue's Adventurers' Guild, Sister Lan, the branch leader of the Liyue Branch, is helpless when she sees Hu Tao, and her face is full of disgust.

Xiao Meow Chan watched the plot seriously, and then Wang Xuan made a move, he covered Hu Tao's mouth and let himself communicate with Sister Lan.

Sure enough, with Wang Xuan's help, the expression on Sister Lan's face eased, and the cooperation in the rescue business went smoothly.

"Brother Xuan's emotional intelligence is really high, and he won a big business so quickly. "

"Emotional Intelligence" suggested that Master Hu Tang learn more from Brother Xuan. "

"Hahahaha, Brother Xuan also told Hu Tao some principles of how to behave in the world, I feel very useful, first cooperate in the rescue mission, there are casualties, and by the way, undertake the funeral business of the Dead Hall. "

"'That's called professional,' Paimon laughed at me. "

"Paimon also mentioned Limoto, how is my good brother Limoto doing in Sumeru?".

"Won't you lose your money again, will you?" Liben, my good brother, now you can only rank second in my heart, the first is Brother Xuan!".

", Brother Xuan also told Hu Tao about the business experience, opened up emerging markets, and also innovated, for different customer groups, out of different packages, cowhide my Xuan!".

"This legendary quest is fun hahaha, very interesting. "

Little Meow-chan was also amused by this plot.

"I'll go, Brother Xuan actually let the master of the hall play suona, Zhongli pulled the erhu, I am looking forward to this scene. "

The plot of Xiao Meow sauce proceeded to Wang Xuan's recommendation of Hu Tao to come out of the luxury package, Hu Tao played suona, Zhongli pulled the erhu, it was fun to think about it.

A luxury suit can make the Emperor of the Rock King personally pull the erhu, the master of the hall of Hu plays the suona, and the little meow sauce wants to give himself a set.

This special meow is so good, it would be perfect if Wendy could come and say a prayer.

In the end, when Wang Xuan proposed to let the hilichurl and the rock dragon lizard carry the coffin, Xiao Meow Sauce completely lost her expression management, and laughed, and the image of a lady was completely gone.

"The anchor pays attention to expression management, you are not a goddess now, you are a female nerve!".

"Hahaha, I live in Bengbu, Brother Xuan's brain hole is really outrageous, but if you think about it, it's a gimmick. "

"Almost no one in Liyue knows Zhongli's true identity, and for those rich people, it does make it even more gimmicky for hilichurls and rock dragon lizards to carry their coffins. "

"We Genshin Impact also have our own black coffin. "

"No, no, no, it should be that our Afterlife Hall also has its own black coffin. "

"I think Brother Xuan can come to a supreme luxury suit, the master of the hall of Hu plays the suona, Zhongli pulls the erhu, and the hilichurl or the rock dragon lizard carries the coffin. "

"Earlier, the pen is for you to write, I have to book myself a supreme luxury suit. "

"The plot with Brother Xuan's participation is still quite interesting, and you can learn some business skills. "

Water friends spoke highly of Wang Xuan's participation in this plot.

It's a pity that Wang Xuan's related plot ends here, and Xiao Meow Sauce and the sailors who watched her live broadcast suddenly felt empty in their hearts.

Genshin Impact World, Inazuma, Narujin Taisha.

Wang Xuan and Yae Miko sat opposite each other, and there was a table between the two of them, on which many delicate points were placed.

Now that the sky is dark, the Narujin Shrine is brightly lit, and the light is shining on the cherry blossom trees, which is particularly bright, and at this moment, Yae Miko, who is sitting opposite Wang Xuan.

Yae Miko has bright eyes and bright teeth, and she is captivating to the city and the country, this woman is indeed beautiful, with no flaws in temperament, appearance, and figure.

She held the novel in one hand and the snack in the other, her lips touching the pastry, munching slowly.

If you are seen by those LSPs, you probably can't wait to turn into a pastry and let Yae Miko taste it.

"Wang Xuan, your novel has only been serialized in the first issue of the monthly magazine, and it has already received rave reviews. "

Yae Miko suddenly spoke, and she found that Wang Xuan was in a daze at the air, occasionally smirking, and occasionally with a serious expression, a little confused.

Could it be that Wang Xuan is schizophrenic, or is it a genius?

Yae Miko was also a little unhappy in his heart, in front of him, a stunning beauty, he would rather be in a daze at the air than look at her a few more times.

Could it be that her charm is not as good as Ayaka's little girl?

How did Yae Miko know that Wang Xuan was looking at the social networks of the parallel world.

As for why Wang Xuan laughed, because he saw a certain anchor smoking Hu Tao's weapon pool, ten times crooked, and it was only for the eleventh time that he came out with the staff of Gomo.

The

weapon pool is really poisonous, even if it is a kryptonite, it is not because of money, it is purely because of his black face that he is angry, and he has not been derailed at this time, if his face is black, it will always be black.

Playing Genshin Impact, there is only one type of player who is most comfortable, the European Emperor player.

It's a pity that Wang Xuan is not the emperor of Europe.

"I'm sorry Miko, I was thinking about things just now, and I didn't hear what you said, so I'm sorry for you to say it again. "

Wang Xuan came back to his senses and found that Yae Miko was looking at him with a resentful expression, scratching his head, this atmosphere was a little embarrassing.

Now he has a good relationship with Yae Miko, so he doesn't need an honorific title or anything, just call his name.

"Wang Xuan, it's okay, are you reminiscing about the bits and pieces of Ayahua?"

Yae Miko teased.

"Miko, you're not going to be jealous, are you

Wang Xuan deliberately teased Yae Miko in an exaggerated tone: "I see that you have a grudge on your face, as if you have been abandoned by me." "

"My great writer dares to flirt with the boss? jealous? That's not true, I only like desserts and light novels. "

Yae Miko covered her mouth and chuckled: "Love love, love love, I'm not a little girl." "

The life span of the demon clan is long, she has seen unswerving love, but also betrayal and rebellion, thinking about it, or reading light novels, eating desserts is the happiest.

It's not that she's breaking off love, it's that she's afraid of being separated from heaven and man, and whether it's Liyue or Inazuma, there are touching stories of demon women and human men falling in love.

It's just that the lifespan of human beings is far inferior to that of the demon race, and after a hundred years, looking at the beloved, the appearance of gray hair, but he is still in his prime, this visual impact is too strong.

Novels tend to only write about beautiful love, and no one has ever written about this kind of ending.

The loved ones are old and frail, and they are still as beautiful as flowers, and they will be recognized as grandparents and grandchildren when they go out together.

Nothing can escape the torrent of time.

Even the powerful Rock King Emperor will wear out, let alone love