Genshin Impact: I am an NPC, driving all players on the Internet crazy

"He's here with Brother Ito and Brother Ito's deputy, Ninja, when did Brother Ito meet Liyue's friends?"

When the three of them appeared here, the eldest brother noticed Wang Xuan.

He heard that Arataki Itto and Yae Miko were going to try to eat fox ramen, so he took Thoma to see it.

The

eldest brother naturally knows that the ghost clan is seriously allergic to soy products, but with the character of Arataki Itto, even if he personally persuades, Arataki Ichito will be iron-clad to the end.

As for Wang Xuan, he hadn't even heard Arataki Ichito mention it.

Soon, Arataki Itto and Yae Miko started to compete.

Arataki gobbled it up and was very fast, but Yae Miko was much more elegant.

"It's already twenty bowls, and they can still eat it?"

Wang Xuan looked numb, and after eating twenty bowls of fox ramen, Arataki Itto's speed slowed down a little, and he slowed down for a while.

Waiting for Yae Miko to also eat the twentieth bowl before he continued to start.

"The boss can eat at least thirty bowls. "

Kuki Shinobu knew that Arataki Itto had a lot of food, and thirty bowls of fox ramen was not his limit.

It's just that by now, Arataki Ichito has turned red, and the restraint effect of soy products on the ghost clan has been revealed, and he is obviously not as lively as when he first met Wang Xuan.

"If you eat it again, you won't die on the spot?".

Jiuqi Ren heard the words death on the spot from Wang Xuan's mouth, and he couldn't cry or laugh for a while.

"The boss's vitality is very tenacious and he will not worry about his life, but I estimate that he will have to recuperate for at least a month. "

It's not like Arataki It's not like Ichito hasn't encountered something similar, once he was expelled by the Inazuma people who hated the Inazuma ghost clan, and the Inazuma people drove it away with beans, and Arataki Itto lay down for a week, and then there was a dragon and a tiger again.

After Arataki Ichito was adopted by an old woman, Inazuma people gave the kind old woman a nickname, Ghost Mother-in-law.

If it weren't for the optimistic and open-minded nature of Arataki Ichito, he would have turned black a long time ago, and if he had changed to a thunder cannon, those who disliked and bullied him might have all been sudden.

"What's the matter, the little hairy boy of the ghost clan, are you going to admit defeat?"

Yae Miko saw that Arataki Itto was panting heavily, his breathing was very short, and he laughed softly: "If you admit defeat now, it's still too late." "

She could see that Arataki Itto was holding on.

"Fox ears.... Woman, Ben... Uncle's... In the dictionary... There is no concedence..... Two words. "

Arataki Kazuto couldn't even finish his words, but he still kept his mouth.

He felt that he was being underestimated, and the fox-eared woman didn't look big, but she called him a little hairy child.

"I'm already in my thirtieth bowl. "

Yae Miko glanced at Arataki Ichito and found that Arataki Ichito was dying.

She decided not to tease him any longer, and after eating the thirty-first bowl, she conceded defeat.

And Arataki Ichito ate thirty-two bowls.

"Fox-eared woman.... Eventually.... Still is..... Uncle Ben.. Win. "

Before the word 'already' could be spoken, Arataki Ichito fell, and he couldn't hold it anymore after all.

Wang Xuan glanced at Yae Miko, and found that Yae Miko still had strength to spare, it is estimated that she saw Brother Douzi playing with his life, so she deliberately admitted defeat, this woman's appetite is actually so big, but her figure is exquisite.

"Thoma, help carry Brother Ichito back. "

The

eldest brother saw that Arataki Ichito fell to the ground, and where could Kuki Shinobi's small body move, he asked Thoma to help.

Wang Xuan originally wanted to help, but after seeing his eldest brother and Thoma, he dispelled this idea, and gave it to Brother Douzi's good friend.

"Ayato, I didn't expect to meet you here, it's really a disappointment. "

Yae Miko also walked over, and she was followed by a shrine maiden, Kukishinobu's sister Ayuki.

Ayuki came to find Sayu, and Sayu secretly slept again, but he didn't expect to meet his sister Jiuji here.

After seeing the eldest brother, Yae Miko didn't give any face, and complained directly to Wang Xuan and them.

"Miyaji-sama, I'm really sorry to disturb your Yaxing, I'll send Brother Ichito back with Thoma now. "

The eldest brother was smiling, not at all annoyed, like a punch on cotton.

He has a good relationship with Brother Douzi, Brother Douzi regards him as a confidant, and he also regards Brother Douzi as a close friend, the base of the Arataki faction, he knows where it is, and he will let Thoma go back with Brother Douzi on his back immediately.

In the Arataki faction, Hisashi Shinobu knows the identity of the eldest brother, and Kuki Shinobu is a smart person, since the eldest brother did not reveal his identity, she did not break it.

"It's scattered, I didn't expect Lord Yae Miyaji to be so able to eat, a full thirty-one bowls of fox ramen. "

"How did Yae Miyaji-sama maintain such a convex and backward figure? As a woman, why do I get fat when I eat a little?".

"The ghost clan is seriously allergic to beans, and in order to win, that Arataki Ichito even gave up his life, isn't this too hard?"

"I don't think it's necessary, it's just a game, and I have to die to save face. "

"That Arataki Ichito fainted in the end, so he won't die, right?"

Soon, the onlookers dispersed one by one, and they expressed their incomprehension of Brother Douzi's behavior, and they didn't even want their lives in order to win.

Some of the girls expressed their envy for Yae Miko's figure

Kuki Shinobu was called by Ayuki to give a lecture, and the eldest brother and Toma left with Brother Douzi, leaving only Wang Xuan and Yae Miko.

"Childe, I think you're dressed as Liyue, right?"

Yae Miko said with a smile, his face was like a peach blossom, and he was like the two of them who disliked his eldest brother just now.

Seeing that she was still so relaxed and comfortable, Wang Xuan knew that in the end she was releasing water, this woman is crumbs, but she will not be so bottomless.

After all, eating fox ramen is beneficial to her, she already likes to eat fried tofu, and the Inazuma ghost clan is allergic to soy products, even if she wins, she won't win.

The original intention of her competition with Brother Douzi was to play tricks on the little hairy child of this ghost clan, Brother Douzi was always a fox-eared woman, and the fox-eared woman called her.

"That's right, there's the people of Liyue down there. "

Wang Xuan nodded.

Yae Miko and Lisa are a bit similar, both are very mature and charming, and they are full of amorous feelings, but Lisa is not as disdainful as her.

"It just so happens that I have something I want to ask you, do you know the pillow jade teacher who wrote "Shen Qiu Picking Up the Sword Record"?".

"I know. "

"Sure enough, Shen Qiu Picks Up Swords is also very popular in Liyue. "

"No, no, no, the people of Liyue don't like to read this novel at all, and my evaluation is not as good as that of Emperor Chen's Travels. "

Wang Xuan talked eloquently.

Xingqiu's "Shenqiu Picks Up the Sword Record", you thought it was a martial arts novel, but it turned out to be a science fiction novel, and this novel can be found in the game, and it has been published in many volumes.

If Albedo's illustrations weren't for the brilliance of his illustrations, the people of Liyue wouldn't be interested in learning about them.

The setting is too outrageous, but the content is quite old-fashioned.

The people of Liyue gave a rather scathing review of 'Divine Illustration with a Dictionary'.

It's like a flower stuck in cow dung.

Xingqiu took the written "Shenqiu Sword Record" and published it, but was politely rejected by the publishing house, and he didn't give face at all.

Unconvinced, Xingqiu had to print a few copies by himself and secretly put them in the Wanwen Collection, a bookstore he frequented, however, no one liked to read them, which once hit him quite hard.

It's just that he didn't expect that a passing Inazuma merchant saw this book and bought a copy to bring back to Inazuma, which was widely praised in the local area.

Inazuma literati vied with each other to imitate, but none of them could surpass "Shenqiu Sword Record".

Since then, this book has had a permanent place in the Inazuma literary world, and Xingqiu's pen name Pillow Jade has also flourished in the literary world.

Even Sangonomiya Kokomi is a fan of his books.

Later, because of the lockdown order, "Shen Qiu Picks Up the Sword Record" could not be updated in time, and Yae Miko has been trying to find a way to contact Xingqiu, and of course, his manuscript fee must be paid to him.